Chef of Spades

Naked... Ace classmate...

Naked, slick, slick, slick, slick... Xiao Yuan froze in place, staring at Ace's bare ass without blinking, with two nosebleeds It flows down without knowing it.The others hurriedly put on their pants before she recovered, but Ace remained motionless.However, unlike the soft girl who is dizzy and unable to think, the reason why Ace does not move is because he is afraid that if he moves, not only Taozi but also the elephant in front of him will be exposed.After all, his underwear is still in his brother's hands.

"Luffy..." Ace clasped his lower body in front of him with a basin, gritted his teeth and glared at his younger brother who caused trouble, his eyes burning with anger.

As if he didn't realize the embarrassment of the scene, Lu Fei was still dangling Ace's swimming trunks in his hand, and when he saw Xiao Yuan coming out, he smiled and greeted him: "Miss Xiao Yuan, you are here, call Nami Weiwei to come with you play!"

"..." Xiaoyuan came back to his senses, glanced at Ace's butt again, and then hurriedly swayed back to the hot spring pool in the girl's cubicle.Just when Ace breathed a sigh of relief and stretched out his hand to pull his own swimming trunks in Lu Fei's hand, he saw the soft girl who had already run away ran out again, still with two tubes of nosebleeds, and holding a pink tender in her hand. The tender women's underwear said: "Student Ace, don't be naked, you will catch a cold, put it on!" This is the change of clothes she brought.

"..."

Women's and women's panties! ?

Ace felt a dull pain in his stomach, and the surroundings were so quiet that even the sound of the needle falling could be heard clearly.Only Luffy said honestly: "This is too small, Ace can't wear it at all, and the pig's head painted on it is so strange, it's actually wearing the same hat as Ace."

"...That's not a pig's head, it's a cat I embroidered." QAQ

Hara, so it's a cat! ?Brother Ace was also shocked.

"This cat is too fat..." "Shut up Luffy, it must be a cat! There is something wrong with your eyes!" Sanji quickly covered Luffy's mouth, and gave a thumbs up with the other hand: " It really is a cat, Miss Xiaoyuan's craftsmanship is awesome, lifelike!"

"Thank you, Mr. Sanji." Knowing that he was comforting himself, Xiao Yuan forced a smile.

"Anyway, Xiao Yuan, hurry up and go back!" Ace, who was still naked, covered the important parts, and urged with a blushing face.

"Yes!" Knowing that he was shy, Xiao Yuan quickly turned around and walked back.When Ace breathed a sigh of relief again, the soft girl seemed to suddenly think of something, and turned her head suddenly: "Student Ace, don't be shy, I used to bathe my brother often, I know there are two little peas in front of me Yes." The soft girl comforted Ace seriously, with two nosebleeds on his nose, and the latter's face turned from red to black, and he said angrily, "Don't look back!!" It's not small at all. !Not even Doudou! !

"Yes!" Xiao Yuan nodded quickly, and jogged back to the girls' place.

Nami and Weiwei, who were waiting for her to come back inside, saw Ruanmei walking back in disorder, with nothing in her hands and nosebleeds on her face, and said nervously: "Xiaoyuan, what's going on, don't they Give you food and beat you?"

"Food...!" The soft girl covered her face in surprise, and said, "Something happened to me, so I forgot to ask for it!"

"It's okay, as long as they don't bully you." Nami breathed a sigh of relief.

"By the way, Xiao Yuan, what did you go out with the change of underwear just now?" Weiwei looked down at the underwear that Xiao Yuan had been holding in her hand.

"No, it's nothing! I'm going to ask for food!" Xiao Yuan stuffed his underwear into the basin casually, and then ran out in a panic.

Ace outside took down the wooden plate used to hold the elephant's lower body after making sure that the soft girl had left. When he was wearing swimming trunks, he heard another commotion from the female soup next door.A trace of uneasiness flashed in his heart. Before he had time to act, he saw the soft girl holding the wall and showing her head: "By the way, I'm here to get some food..."

The soft girl's voice stopped abruptly, and she stared blankly between Ace's legs.

"Why are you back again!!" Brother Ace quickly pulled up his pants and said furiously.

"puff!"

Xiao Yuan squirted out a lot of nosebleeds, and then fainted on the ground with a bang.

"Huh!? Xiaoyuan, what's wrong with you!!" Ace didn't care about getting angry, and ran over to hug her nervously.

"Doctor! Come to the doctor!" Chopper yelled loudly while turning in circles.

"Chopper, aren't you a doctor!?" Usopp reminded.

"Ah, that's right!" Qiaoba woke up suddenly, and quickly took out the medicine box for Xiaoyuan to check, and then he calmed down and said, "It's shock caused by excessive shock and blood loss." After speaking, he took out a Put the temperature bottle in front of Xiao Yuan's nose and give her a sniff.

"Hmm..." Xiao Yuan, who was in a coma, frowned at the pungent temperature, but opened his eyes again after a while.The first person who came into her eyes was the sweaty and terrified brother Ace.

"Xiaoyuan, are you awake?"

"..." Ruanmei stared blankly at the person in front of her and blinked her eyes.After the memory in the brain came back, the fiery temperature rushed to the face.She hurriedly sat up, pushed away the people around her, covered her face with nosebleeds and rushed back into the female soup.

Ace and the others who were left behind looked at each other.

"Is she... all right?"

"perhaps……"

Back in the female soup, before Nami and Weiwei could speak, they saw Ruanmei running to the side of the open space and started digging, digging, digging, digging... until a big hole with a depth of one meter appeared, she Only then blushed and jumped in, and then no matter how others shouted, he couldn't come out.

Nami and Weiwei couldn't figure out what happened, and they couldn't ask anything.I can only put on my clothes and run to ask the people outside.And when they came out, Ace, who had been waiting nervously outside, hurried up to greet them, and asked with concern, "How is Xiao Yuan?"

"...She dug a hole and jumped in by herself." Weiwei said with a strange expression.

"That's right." Brother Ace breathed a sigh of relief, and said to the puzzled two: "Xiao Yuan is not used to showing too much emotion, so when she is particularly happy, angry, or shy, she will hide Get up, if there is no hole next to her, just dig a hole by yourself and get in. If you don’t know how to worry, find something for her to do, and she will come out by herself when you turn your eyes.” There is also the spirit of digging holes, it seems that there is no problem.

"That's good. Seeing her hiding without humming, I thought something happened." Nami wiped the sweat off her face with a towel, and asked curiously, "What did you do just now?" ?”

"It's nothing..." It's just running naked, Ace shyly covered his face with one hand.

"Ace's bare ass was seen." Luffy snickered, covering his mouth behind Ace.

"Luffy!!" In the final analysis, it wasn't your fault!

Perhaps it was to resolve Brother Ace's embarrassment, just as he was pulling Luffy's face while struggling with how to face Xiao Yuan, a familiar cry suddenly came from the sky.Everyone raised their heads together, and Xiao Yuan, who was still huddled in the cave, also ran out, looking at the sky where the sound was made like everyone else.

The big blue bird spread its wings and hovered in the sky, interspersed with golden feathers, appearing and disappearing on the steaming mountain top.

"What is that, a crane?" Usopp pointed at the big blue bird, excited and pleasantly surprised.

"Crane!? Is it a legendary bird that can be ridden? I heard that there is a word called driving a crane back to the west. See if I catch it as a partner, and it will be able to fly in the future!" Lu Fei waved it enthusiastically Arm, trying to catch the bird from the sky.

"Idiot! Don't say such unlucky words!" Nami punched Luffy hard, narrowed her eyes carefully, and said, "This looks more like a phoenix in mythology."

"It's indeed a phoenix, it's a phoenix." Ace had doubts in his eyes, but a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.I haven't seen my friends for a long time, although I don't know why Marco came suddenly, but it still makes him very happy, Ace raised his arms, waved vigorously in the direction of Big Bird, and shouted: "Marco! I'm here!!"

Hearing Ace's shout, the big blue bird that had been circling in the sky for a long time stopped circling, and rushed towards Ace like an arrow. Its sharp claws scratched his hair into a bird's nest in revenge. Kan stopped and landed in Xiaoyuan's open arms.

"Hey, how did I offend you!" Ace calmed down the messy mess of his hair, staring at the old bird who was rubbing his slender neck against Xiao Yuan's cheek.

"Hmm..." Realizing something, Xiao Yuan stretched out his hand to smooth the blue bird's feathers, and said, "Student Ace, he's not Brother Marko."

"Squeak." The big blue bird nodded its head, expressing its agreement with Xiao Yuan's words, and its dead bird eyes slanted at Ace flatly, with a mocking sense of sight.

Chopper, a reindeer who can communicate with animals, temporarily acted as an interpreter, and said to the two: "It said it was Qingqing, not Mama Marko, and Bagas misidentified the person."

Marco's mother...Xiao Yuan burst into sweat.

"Wait, what's going on with Bagas? Could it be me!?" Ace pointed to himself, and looked at the youth bird to ask for confirmation. The latter turned his face away and didn't look at him, obviously acquiescing.A vein popped out of Ace's head, so it turned out that this guy has always seen himself that way!Pulling off this fat and stupid bird from Xiaoyuan, Ace grabbed the feathers on its head and said, "You bastard, it's really rude. It's useless for me to feed you so much meat. Such a fat body has always been If she squats on Xiao Yuan's body, she will be very tired!"

"Is this a bird or Ace?" Luffy's eyes lit up beside him, as if he wanted to touch it.

"It's on our ship, but I don't know why it suddenly came to the front half." Ace threw the fat bird to Luffy.

"Can you eat it?" Luffy drooled.

"Squeak!" Hearing that this guy was going to eat her, Qingqing raised her paws and left three marks on Lu Fei's face, turned around and threw herself into Xiao Yuan's arms with tears, yelling aggrievedly.Chopper translated at the right time: "It said, Bagas' brother Baga, his family is all Baga."

"...add more food, this is the reserve food." Ace pointed at the fat bird and said to Luffy.

The author has something to say: Thanks to Fusheng for the grenade and Shuzhao for the mine~~ Oh hehehe

183 Confession

"Wait, classmate Ace, Qingqing is just a child, she doesn't understand what Baga means at all." Xiao Yuan guarded the youth bird behind him, following its vertical blue feathers.Nami and Weiwei also gathered around, curiously touching the bird's beautiful hair.Although the eyes of this bird are annoying, I have to say that the feathers are really gorgeous, and it looks so much like the legendary phoenix.

"What kid... Is there a kid that big..." Ace pointed to the bird that had grown into an ostrich body, and was even more bloated than Marco's phoenix.

"It doesn't matter if the child is overnourished, and we don't know Qingqing's species, maybe its parents are divine beasts that can fly like a phoenix and cover the sky?" Xiao Yuan said with longing.As a person from the Great Celestial Dynasty, and before crossing, she lived in a village that was not too heavily westernized and still retained many traditional customs. From the bottom of her heart, she felt reverence for these auspicious beasts that had been infected with her eyes and ears since she was a child. The same goes for youth birds like Phoenix.

After educating Brother Ace, Xiaoyuan squatted down and hugged the little bird that he had seen since he was a child, and said with a smile: "Qingqing, you can't give everyone nicknames, Mama Marco will be very angry if she finds out. "

Marco's mother... Ace turned his head and snickered. A middle-aged man who was almost 5 was called by his mother, so it's no wonder that Marco didn't want to see Qingqing.

"Squeak..." Youth Bird shook his head.Chopper translated: "It says it hates Bagas. When it was a child, it often took off its clothes, and even took off its underwear. A big pedophile pervert." After the translation, everyone including Chopper gave strange eyes. Look at Ace.

The latter blushed with embarrassment, and explained to everyone: "Who took off its underwear! I just pulled its two tail feathers to make a fan. Why are you so stingy? I still remember what happened 2 years ago, maybe it has already grown out. !!"

"Student Ace! I have told you many times that if you pull him directly like this, he will hurt very much and you need to use scissors to cut it." After speaking, Xiao Yuan took out the scissors from under the skirt and grabbed the youth bird's hair : "Do you still need it now? I'll cut it for you."

"Squeak—!!"

Qiaoba translated: "He said elegant butterfly."

"No need, it's not hot now." Looking at the scissors shining in the sun in Ruanmei's hand, Eston felt ashamed. There were kitchen knives, samurai knives, and fruit knives under the skirt, but there were still scissors! ?This is the gateway to another dimension! ?Don't you feel heavy with so many things?And you might get hurt if you're not careful.

Xiao Yuan obediently put away the scissors, and neatly reached into the tool bag with her skirt on her lap.Sanji's eyes sparkled, and he said, "Miss Xiaoyuan, can you put weapons under your skirt...?"

"It's very convenient, Mr. Beckman said, so that you can pretend to be an ordinary girl, and you won't be targeted for no reason. Thanks to him, I haven't encountered any provocative pirates in the new world for so long, and I haven't been caught." The navy has captured her." Speaking of which, after seeing her appearance, many navy officers would not chase after her, but would run away screaming.I'm afraid Kuang Ji Ji's mother left a great shadow on many people.

Xiaoyuan opened her skirt a little, revealing the knife bag tied on her thigh, which contained all kinds of murder weapons, far more than those Ace knew.Just looking at it makes me feel heavy.And Xiaoyuan actually carried these things around to do housework, no wonder his strength and speed improved so rapidly.

"It turned out to be on the thigh, I thought it was in the underwear." Luffy rubbed his chin and said seriously, Sanji behind him nodded.

"What are you talking about!" Nami and Ace beat Luffy to the ground together.

But Xiao Yuan didn't notice anything wrong, and said seriously: "The underwear doesn't fit, and it's cold and uncomfortable."

You have really experimented!Everyone's shocked face.

"Go back and put some down, it's too heavy." Ace put his hand over Xiaoyuan's head, rubbing it vigorously.

"Oh... it's actually not very heavy, I'm used to it..." Feeling the weight on his head, Xiao Yuan quickly changed his words: "I know, I'll take it off when I go back..."

"That's right!" Ace smiled with satisfaction, then stepped forward, squatted in front of the little youth bird who was staring at him with a mocking face, grabbed the bird's neck and said, "Speaking of which, you Didn’t the Oedipus never leave Marco’s side? What happened that caused her to be separated from your mother for the first half of the journey?” Maybe something happened to the Whitebeard Pirates, so let Is he coming to report?But they have phone bugs on their bodies, and it's not Qingqing's turn to report the news.Besides, he really didn't know what could be difficult for his father.

"Zhizhi..." Mentioning this matter, Qingqing lowered her head in disappointment, as if she was so depressed that even the color of her feathers dimmed.

Not long after Xiaoyuan and Ace left, Marco met his first love goddess who had been away for more than 2 years when he was out. After the two looked back and the goddess made up the confession that was 2 years late, the two The deep affection and sweetness are likely to appear when the sound of the waves is still there, and the little youthful bird calls for its mother.As can be imagined, Marco was issued a pervert card again, so he beat Qingqing violently.

The house leak happens to rain all night, and that's not the end.When returning, Marco met a group of scientists in white coats surrounded by the navy and said that he wanted to study how he, a person with the ability of the fruit of the phoenix, gave birth to the little phoenix across races.So the captain of the white beard, who was burning with anger, annihilated them all aggressively, using force to prove that although he was too lazy to do anything, he was by no means a bully.Of course, after cleaning up the Navy Gate, Marco beat the culprit so badly that even his mother didn't know him.

As a result, the little youth bird's temper came up, and it has grown to more than 2 years old, and now it is a rebellious period.Besides, being beaten up by this bad-tempered Marco's mother since he was a child, it is inevitable that he has accumulated some resentment.So the little youth bird was heartbroken, and when she wanted to comfort her sister Xiaoyuan, who was always gentle with her, she found that she was taken out by Bagas.With nowhere to vent her depression, Qingqing left angrily, severed the mother-child relationship with her mother, and ran away from home!

It's too much, even if the child (big mistake) doesn't want to raise it, it's still domestic violence!

"Squeak..."

"Qingqing said, Sister Xiaoyuan, am I born to my mother?" Qiaoba burst into tears of sympathy, sniffing his nose and trying his best to translate.

"of course not.

"Of course! Qingqing is definitely born to Brother Marco! We have all seen him hatching eggs!" Xiaoyuan interrupted Ace's denial, and he clenched his fists and said to Qingqing: "Qingqing, in fact, Brother Marco likes it very much." Qingqing, it's just that there are some problems with the way of expression, don't be angry with him."

"Hey...Xiaoyuan..." Ace tugged at her clothes with black lines all over his face. Isn't Qingqing a gift from Jin Gudo, and Marco just helped hatch it.

"Student Ace!" Xiaoyuan stretched out his arms around Ace's neck, took him aside, and whispered in a low voice: "It's too hurtful to tell the truth, and it's better not to talk about some things. Without the words of parents, Qingqing will be very sad. Even if you want to tell him the truth, you have to wait until Qingqing grows into a big bird."

"That's right, let's keep it a secret for now, anyway, Marco doesn't care." Ace thought carefully, then nodded.He turned around, instead of continuing to worry about the previous problems, he flicked the head of the little youth bird, raised his eyebrows and said: "Speaking of which, you have come all the way to act like a baby to Xiao Yuan."

"Squeak..." Qingqingniao blushed, buried her head in Nami's plump chest, and rubbed it comfortably.Sanji, who was silent at the side, stood up furiously, and said, "Let go of Miss Nami, you pervert! That's the special seat I reserved, I haven't been there yet, Miss Nami , please let me bury my chest... ah!"

"I refuse, who else is your special seat!" Nami threw the youth bird casually, hitting Sanji's head, and one person, one bird, fell into the water with a bang.

"Ah, Crane and Sanji fell into the water!"

"I'm going to save them!"

Luffy and Chopper jumped into the hot spring after chasing the two who fell into the water, but they didn't come up after half a day.Zoro said angrily: "The water in that pool is very deep! What are you doing down there!" After speaking, he threw off his clothes, and jumped down, dragging Luffy Chopper and the youth bird Sanji out.

"Almost really drove the crane back to the west..." Sanji spit out bubbles.

"Squeak..." I'm not a crane.

"Hmm... Pfft..." Luffy just opened his mouth and spit out a large amount of water like a fountain.

"Get a doctor quickly..." Chopper forgot that he was a doctor again.

Sauron climbed up to the shore, put on his bathrobe again, and said with a frown, "Are you idiots? It's not the first year that you've become fruit power users. Why can't you remember that you're a landlubber?" Hearing the green-haired swordsman's reprimand, Both Ace and Xiaoyuan were a little embarrassed. When it comes to forgetting that they are fruit-capable users and jumping into the water, not only Luffy and Chopper, but they often do it too.

"I forgot about being troubled by Qingqing, Xiaoyuan, you guys are hungry, I'll go and get the hot spring eggs I cooked earlier." Ace rolled up his sleeves and walked to the high temperature pool, ignoring that there was a Baidu hot spring inside. When the water is warm, put your hands in to scoop up the eggs.

"Ace... I want hot spring meat..." Luffy shouted.

"Where is there tender meat, only eggs!" Ace said without turning his head.

"Miss Xiaoyuan..."

"I see, I'll cook meat for you in the hot spring and try the taste later." Xiao Yuan indulged.

"Oh!!"

"Xiaoyuan, I told you not to spoil him too much." Ace said helplessly, peeling an egg and throwing it into his brother's wide-open mouth.

"I'm also curious about the taste of meat boiled in hot spring water." Xiao Yuan smiled, looking at Ace's side face earnestly fishing for eggs, somewhat absent-mindedly.Sister Nami said that if you value someone, you should take the initiative to express it and tell him that you want to be with him forever.

The life of pirates may be long or short, maybe they can live for a hundred years, or they may disappear tomorrow.Don't let life leave any regrets.

"Hey... Student Ace, I have something to tell you."