[Comprehensive martial arts] Strength won't let me keep a low profile

On Tangying Mountain, the spiritual mist is erratic.

This is the mountain where Lu Ren lives. It is rumored that he named it after the Linghai Begonias all over the mountain.

The living room is simple and elegant.

A banner scroll hangs high on one wall, depicting monks chasing fierce beasts in rough seas.The people in the painting are brave and good at fighting with magic weapons, and it is not a static scene, as if a real video is playing in a loop.

As long as you step into the living room, you will be greeted with a murderous atmosphere.Even through the drawing paper, you can feel the power of the painting monk.

At this time, there were three people in the hall.

Lu Ren sat in the first seat, and he was wearing a dark brown suit.It stands to reason that if the cultivation base is advanced, the monks will basically not look old, but this suit makes Lu Renping even more old-fashioned.

At the moment, he was unsmiling, talking to Huang Yaoshi sternly.Starting from the few members of the family, ask about the future practice plan.

Lu Ren: "In other words, you have plans to join the Zhige Sect. That's good. If you bully Achi in the future, I can deal with you immediately."

Huang Yaoshi couldn't refute, he could only keep a polite smile and nod.

Said he bullied Chi Zangfeng?This is absolutely nonsense.

Just now, half an hour ago, when he stepped into the mountain gate, who deliberately provoked him to add to his nervousness.

There are so many things to list.

Huang Yaoshi also likes to fight with Chi Zangfeng, but he doesn't need to mention it to the third person.

Chi Zangfeng looked at Lu Ren, Master did not know why he was going crazy today.

This is changing into the old-fashioned clothes that I usually dislike, and I am posing as the head of the clothes. It can be concluded that I have prepared a weird assessment script in advance.

However, she is not easy to intervene.

Chi Zangfeng judged based on experience that if she said something, it would suddenly increase the weirdness of the script.

He could only take a vague look at Huang Yaoshi, hoping that he would be tolerant enough not to be provoked to change his face.

At this moment, Huang Yaoshi really didn't change his face.

When you come to propose marriage or visit your father-in-law, it is normal to be picked on.

"It seems that you agree with my statement very much."

Lu Ren continued to speak seriously, "It's good to agree. Before discussing the specific date of marriage, there is one thing that must be done. See Zhenzhang under my hand. If you want to marry A Chi, you must follow my tricks. Do you dare?"

As soon as the voice fell, the coercion came out.

In the past two years, Lu Ren has advanced to the cultivation stage, and there are few opponents in the cultivation world.Even if there is no move, its coercion is still shocking.

Huang Yaoshi endured it head-on, but still maintained his composure, and replied neither humble nor overbearing, "Please advise Senior Lu."

"It's better to hit the sun than to choose the day, so come here."

Lu Ren kept his face paralyzed, and casually pointed to the location of the martial arts arena, and he got up first and walked out.

huh huh?

What is the direction of development?Do you really want to fight in a while?

Chi Zangfeng was about to say something to ease the atmosphere, but seeing Huang Yaoshi moving fast, he had already followed him out.

One after the other, Lu Ren and Huang Yaoshi had just crossed the threshold.

The next moment, I suddenly heard a loud 'boom' coming from not far away.

In an instant, a puff of pink gas surrounded the mountain.

The fog became thicker and thicker, and the accumulation changed from pink to purple.It smells a sweet and savory scent, as if there are a bunch of delicious sweets close at hand.

Chi Zangfeng and Huang Yaoshi immediately held their breath, guarding against whether the sudden fog was deceitful.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I made a mistake in the operation and fried the pot."

A clear male voice came from the place where the dense fog erupted, "But it doesn't matter, it's all an experiment anyway, and the experience is not bad one day at a time. Lu Ren, let me see what kind of demon cultivator you have become? You, Has the self-named Venerable Xianyu really become a salted fish spirit?"

The small courtyard was suddenly eerily quiet.

There was no answer, and not even the sound of breathing seemed to exist.

The fog gradually dissipated.

Chi Zangfeng and Huang Yaoshi stood still, but Lu Ren did not remain unchanged.

In the pink mist, Lu Ren's cassock was scattered on the ground.

Next to the clothes, there is no serious and old-fashioned alchemy power, but a super-sized fluffy long-eared rabbit squatting.

Snow-white fluff, ruby ​​red eyes, and a soft ball tail.

The big rabbit was drooping its ears, but there was actually a small red flower standing on its head, and the flower swayed with the wind.

This scene makes people have the urge to smooth the fur of a rabbit.

"Xiang, Yu, Tian!"

Lu Ren almost gnashed his teeth and pronounced a name.

It's not scary for the rabbit to speak human words, just because the rabbit's voice is cute, and it doesn't have the aura of intimidation and threat at all.

I saw someone stepping on the cloud in the middle of the sky.

It was Xiang Yutian who spoke in the fog just now, he saw the big rabbit on the ground with sharp eyes and wanted to laugh out loud.

Recently, having nothing to do, Lu Ren volunteered to take the Transformation Pill in advance and was eager to try, so that he could change shape after just a single dose of medicine.

According to the plan, Xiang Yutian will practice medicine in five days.

Unexpectedly, the amount of Sanmai real fire was not controlled well today, and it was directly fried in the oven.Let the Yaoyin, which should be solid, fill the whole mountain with pink mist in an instant before it takes shape.

Fortunately, this thing has no negative effects on other monks, at most it smells sweet and wants to eat sweets.So let’s fry it, anyway, the powder mist is also a medicine primer, it’s not the same if you take it early or late.

Xiang Yutian thought of it for granted, this will see the effect immediately.

Besides, the two of them were looking forward to what kind of image they would become.

Lu Ren thought he would transform into a dragon.Since it is said that form comes from the heart, he firmly believes that he is the descendant of the dragon.

The results of it?

It's a jackrabbit that has turned into a little flower on its head.

"you……"

Xiang Yutian was about to start a joke, but found that the situation was not good, and there were actually two more people in the open space.

He slapped his head violently.

not good!Look at his memory, he forgot the time when he was doing the experiment, isn't it a good day for Chi Zangfeng to bring his Taoist companion back to see the master.

I don't know where it has progressed.

However, it is definitely not possible to continue according to the original script. The time limit for Lu Ren to transform into a flower rabbit will last at least half a day.

Xiang Yutian knew something bad happened, so he accidentally inserted willows, which punctured Lu Ren's fake and serious image.

No matter how majestic, majestic, and serious Lu Ren pretended to be, it disappeared when he turned into a ball rabbit with white fur and a big tail.

'Whoosh—'

Turn around and run to Yutian.Escape is just one word, be fast, and quickly avoid Lu Ren's anger.

whirring—

The next moment, a raging fire rushed to the sky.

The big rabbit spit out flames, and the red flames shot straight into the sky and chased towards Yutian, intending to burn the man's clothes and hair.

Lu Ren: Does he want to lose face?

Inadvertently making friends, meeting a bad friend like Xiang Yutian who didn't choose the right time, turned him into a rabbit in such a serious situation.

"Xiang Yutian, don't run away if you have the ability, and see if I don't turn you into a bald man!"

The big Lu Ren brand rabbit kicked its front foot, flew into the sky, and followed closely to Yutian.

what?

Have you forgotten Yaoshi Huang?

Of course Lu Ren had to selectively forget.

It's a big shame, the serious and old-fashioned father-in-law script he worked so hard to rehearse, the scene costumes are carefully prepared, but now it has completely disappeared.Just let him slip away for a while, and let time dilute this suffocating embarrassment.

The fight between one rabbit and one person officially started.

It is from mid-air to the top of the mountain, and from the top of the mountain to the bottom of the river.Not long after, Tangying Mountain was in full swing, very lively.

On the martial arts arena, only two people were left looking at each other.

Yaoshi Huang: ...

Chi Zangfeng: Keep smiling.

"As I said before, don't be nervous when you come to see Master together."

Chi Zangfeng finally broke the silence, "The atmosphere in Tangying Mountain is really relaxed and happy, isn't it?"

What else can Yaoshi Huang say?

Sure enough, like a teacher, there must be a disciple. Chi Zangfeng can make meow, meow, and bark, which is quite a true biography of Lu Ren.

"So, Senior Lu chose to live on a remote mountain, not because he likes to be quiet, but because accidents happen from time to time, so that this place can not easily affect others?"

What Huang Yaoshi said was a question, but his tone was very certain.In addition, he also saw through the deep meaning of Tangying Mountain's naming.Tangying has nothing to do with the Linghaitangs everywhere.The homonym lies win, that is the good expectation of salted fish.

Chi Zangfeng said bluntly, "Congratulations, you got the answer right. So do you have any other new ideas?"

new idea?

Huang Yaoshi didn't dare to think about it, lest something unexpected happen from time to time.Right now, his wish is extremely simple, as long as he can get married smoothly.

Chi Zangfeng said long ago that there is no need to pay attention to red tape, otherwise God knows when the wedding banquet will be arranged.Now, she reiterated, "I think it's better to keep things simple. Now, what do you think?"

"Yes, you are right."

Huang Yaoshi didn't want live rabbits to appear at the wedding, let alone an animal escape, so he could only agree with it with both hands.

Even if it is simple, it is necessary to prepare a new house.

One year before and after, it was the 250th year of the Xuanyuan calendar.

Xia Yue, the twelfth day.

This balance is mediocre, neither inauspicious nor auspicious, and there are no special reminders that are suitable or unsuitable.

Not only today, but three days forward and three days in the future are all ordinary days.

It was during such an ordinary time that Zhi Ge Zong held a wedding banquet yesterday, which can be summed up in two words - simple.

A couple of newlyweds, seven people watching the ceremony.

The banquet dishes are prepared half a day in advance by the couple, and they are kept fresh by locking freshness.Wine is the best spirit, but individuals drink it in moderation and never get greedy.

Although everything was kept simple, it still shocked thousands of miles around.

In the realm of comprehension, the most important thing about getting married is to swear to the sky.

It is said that Taoist couples who are heart-to-heart and truly love each other will be blessed by heaven after they both swear.From time to time, colorful auspicious clouds appear, accompanied by golden light.

In many cases, the wider the rumors, the fewer people who have experienced or seen it with their own eyes.

However, yesterday evening, the legendary blessing from heaven really appeared.

Chi Zangfeng and Huang Yaoshi swear to the sky that they will be united and accompany each other forever.

With the sound of the oath, the sky was full of splendor, and the golden glow fell on the two of them.The golden light is grand and warm, making people feel that the soul is full of joyful power.

As soon as this scene appeared, how could Zhigezong and the monks around him not be shocked.

Simply because of Lu Ren's prestige, the monks who did not receive the wedding invitation did not dare to disturb him.Occasionally, some people who didn't open their eyes and wanted to join in the fun were sent away mercilessly.

Lu Ren couldn't help but secretly rejoice.

It's really not easy, he can be regarded as saving some face as an elder, and let a wedding banquet go smoothly to the end.

When the sky brightened, it was still calm.

Lingtao Cliff, a quiet place.

Although it is located in the same sect, it is far away from Tangying Mountain.There is only one newly built cave here, which is the new residence of Chi Zangfeng and Huang Yaoshi.

Inside the cave, there are red lanterns with the word "囍" hanging everywhere.

The red candle was burned out, and the lingering fragrance wafted.If there is a sweet smell in the air, it seems to tell the story of last night's red candles and dim tents.

In the bedroom, the curtains are half-rolled, and flowers blooming outside the window can be seen faintly.

Sitting in front of the bronze mirror, Chi Zangfeng listened to the singing of birds and mountain streams in the distance, while letting Huang Yaoshi comb her long hair slowly behind her.

Rare leisure and ease.

One sat quietly while the other combed his hair slowly.

Comb again and again, fingers gently caressing the blue hair, wishing to comb away diseases and worries, and make a good piano forever.

No one spoke.

At this moment, silence speaks louder than words, both of them had gentle expressions, lowered their eyebrows and smiled slightly.

I do not know how long it has been.

Huang Yaoshi put down his comb, tied up Chi Zangfeng's hair, and put a hosta on her.In the end, he lowered his head and kissed her hair.

Although he doesn't believe in fate, he still prays silently to heaven.I only wish that every year has today, and every year has today.There are more than 300 days in a year, just a few days of carefree life is not too much, right?

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Leisurely or not, God's will is unpredictable.

Perhaps, the past few years have been peaceful and quiet, and every few years are thrilling.

Perhaps, there are people at one end who are spending time together, and those at the other end looking around in a daze.

Time flies, cherries are red and plantains are green.

It has been a long time between heaven and earth.

There is something new in the rivers and lakes.

On the night of the full moon, on the top of Mount Hua, with a sword coming to the west, immortals fly from the sky.

Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuixue made an appointment to fight Huashan. Both of them thought it was time, and asked with swords in hand.

Some things are like fate by coincidence.

Let's say more than ten years ago, in the suburbs of Jiaxing, Ye Gucheng lost the Yitian Sword and gained martial arts experience, but he didn't know that he had two copies.

Chi Zangfeng and Huang Yaoshi each wrote one, and buried them in the east and west corners of the courtyard.Before Ye Gucheng, someone came one step ahead and took the scroll of letters from the hole in the east wall.

A certain person was none other than Gong Jiu, a well-known treasure hunter in the martial arts world.

After Gong Jiu resolved the conflict with his father, he wanted to go to Jiangnan to find his doctor in charge. It wasn't because of seeing a doctor, but mainly because he was bored and found someone to play with.I didn't want to temporarily stop at the pier halfway and get off the boat. I just went to buy some daily necessities, but I couldn't find the right way back to the pier.

Lost in the fog, the moon is lost in the sky.

When I finally arrived in Jiaxing after searching and searching, it was a step late for people to go to the empty building.

Gong Jiu was helpless, he didn't deliberately dig the ground three feet, but accidentally stepped on the hole, and found a book of martial arts experience in the hole.

The old routine, the letters are recorded in Sanskrit transliteration and Chinese characters, which ordinary people can't understand.He took away the notebook, and looked through it to relieve his boredom if he had nothing to do.

An old and lost person like him will not only encounter treasures, but also embarrassing situations.For example, if you don't reach the destination, you will have no money in your pocket.

One day, when I was very hungry but penniless, I passed by the famous pastry shop "He Fang Zhai".

The sweetness and aroma of the pastry was so tempting that he longed to taste it after living in the wind for more than a month.In order to pay attention to the fairness of the transaction, he took half of the pastries in the shop, and left behind the book of martial arts experience that seems like a heavenly book to the layman.

Gong Jiu acted according to the whim, and handed over a volume of experience, never expecting that Hefangzhai is the property of Wanmei Villa.

After going around and around, this volume of martial arts handbook was obtained by Ximen Chuuxue.

Time and fate, several years later, Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng, who each got a volume of experience, fought a decisive battle on the top of Huashan Mountain.

This night, the moon is very round.

This night, when the two swords were facing each other, they didn't want a third sword light to appear.Like an evil dragon rushing out, it suddenly joined the battle.

It's Gong Jiu!What is this guy going to do?

Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuuxue didn't have time to ask questions, when the three sword lights intersected, dark clouds suddenly arrived, and the thunder calamity was accumulating above the sky.

In an instant, the sky was dark and the earth was dark, and the vision of the sky appeared.

It was the opportunity of the Shattered Void recorded in the Handbook of Martial Arts Experience that appeared.

Gong Jiu couldn't hide his grin, he finally found the right way, he found the way to heaven.

There is nothing interesting in Jianghu, even Yu Tianbao has practiced the Nine Suns Magic Art and turned against Yu Luocha, so he should try to go to the sky to find some fresh fun.

Gong Jiu laughed, Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng couldn't laugh, but Lei Jie had to cross over.

Now, whether they came prepared or caught off guard, the three of them can only temporarily join forces to ascend to the sky together.

There is no need to repeat how difficult it is to resist mines.

When the three of them got their feet on the ground again, they had already come to the new world.

Huh?Something seems wrong.

Why is the wind blowing on my body cool and swishing?

At this moment, a divine sculpture flew across the sky.Seeing the situation on the ground, it subconsciously covered its eyes with its wings, and took another sneak peek.

"Hey! When did Renxiu become so unrestrained, and three handsome men are wandering outside the town naked? I want to share this news with Dongfang Bubai."

On the ground, Ximen Chuixue, Ye Gucheng, and Gong Jiu suddenly realized that they had nothing on them, they literally stood there without anything.

Embarrassingly capitalized!

I have lived for more than thirty years, and I have never been so embarrassed!

The three of them didn't know what expressions to make, and rushed towards the dense forest in unison.Regardless of notoginseng 21, first get some big leaves to cover the body.

At this moment, there is only one thought in their minds.The two writers who wrote their martial arts experience didn't mention the embarrassment after the thunder disaster at all. Could it be intentional?

Thousands of miles away.

Zhi Gezong.

Chi Zangfeng and Huang Yaoshi felt a little itchy nose at the same time, who is missing them?Or is there a friend coming from afar?

At this time, the wind suddenly picked up outside the window.

The wind blows, and life goes on.

【end】