[Comprehensive martial arts] Strength won't let me keep a low profile

An extremely embarrassing gurgling sound finally stopped.

Huang Yaoshi acted nonchalantly on the surface, but the typhoon had already passed through his mind.

Is it a wave of long sleeves and leave quickly?

There was a violent storm outside the temple, and he was hungry. The price of leaving hurriedly was to seek hardship, and the hunger and cold were so desolate.

Is it because there is not much to say, just pick up the hole flute and fight with Chi Zangfeng?

Although he dared to hit the government with a disagreement, he would not use force just because the little girl heard the belly groan.

At this moment, I deeply regret why I didn't learn how to cook in the past?

After this time, he must be proficient in an admirable culinary skill, so that the world will be amazed by his omnipotence.

At present, the key point is that the half sentence "I don't need" has been spoken, so how can I just break my words casually.

"I don't need you to lower the price."

Huang Yaoshi quickly found a legitimate reason to change his words, and said with a light sneer, "Yes, you don't need to lower the price. The restaurant accepts recipes, and the bid is no less than 30 taels. You only want ten taels of silver?"

The implication is, who is looking down upon by bidding ten taels of silver?

Either the method of grilling fish taught by Chi Zangfeng was not delicious, or he thought that Huang Yaoshi was poor and deliberately lowered the price.

Chi Zangfeng endured and endured, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and finally he couldn't hold back a chuckle.

She really tried her best.When she heard Huang Yaoshi's stomach growl just now, she tried hard to tell herself that she had received rigorous training and would not laugh no matter what.

Unexpectedly, the person in front of him was so 'humorous'.

During the transaction, it is very rare for the buyer to actively increase the price.Normal people, who do stupid things that harm themselves and benefit others!Typically, if you want to save face, you deserve to lose money.

However, she likes it.

There is never too much money that is not hot.I just have a little doubt, whether she was blessed with the halo of the God of Wealth when she came to this world, and her wealth luck is too prosperous.

"Don't get me wrong, I'm laughing to express excitement."

Chi Zangfeng quickly accepted the offer of 30 taels, and said with great sincerity: "You are really a generous, generous, and straightforward hero. 30 taels, a deal."

Huang Yaoshi had never heard anyone praise him so much.

Are you happy to be praised?The answer is obvious, he is not stupid, can't tell the truth from the false.Chi Zangfeng's name for him has changed from warrior to hero, how can he not know what bravery is, and what kind of hero is heroic.

Even so, Huang Yaoshi's face turned pale, and he gave 30 taels of silver.

Chi Zangfeng is never perfunctory when he takes money to do things.Starting from the meticulous teaching of knife skills for killing fish, including how to adjust the heat, when to turn the fish over, the amount and timing of adding seasoning, etc., there is no secret.

At the end, she said casually, "Unfortunately, no wild fruit was picked. I like to eat it together, the taste is even better."

Yaoshi Huang followed suit only once.After taking a sip, his eyes lit up, and he also made delicious grilled fish.

What an exciting and rapid progress, from a grilled fish killer to a grilled fish master.

The two looked at each other, waiting for the other's next sentence.

Huang Yaoshi: I, Tian Zong's talent is easy to learn, isn't it worthy of praise?

Chi Zangfeng: I, wise and martial, teach according to my aptitude, shouldn't I be praised?

Is it up to the master to lead the door to practice, or can a good master get twice the result with half the effort?

Silent debates come and go.

Silent and stalemate, the two finally left each other with a soft hum.

Return to everyone, occupy the east and west corners again, and let this dinner end in a quiet atmosphere.

Nothing happened overnight, but the sky did not clear up the next day.

Heavy clouds still linger on the top of the mountain, and it seems that there will be another heavy rain at any time.

"The weather is a bit abnormal."

Before entering Waifang Mountain, Huang Yaoshi had inquired about the situation over the years. He was more proficient in astronomy and had watched the sky several times at night. "There shouldn't be continuous heavy rain at the end of April. The rain came suddenly last night, and the sun didn't even appear today."

The two never thought about going together, and were about to go on their own way, but the dark clouds blocked their steps.

It may rain again within an hour of leaving now, and it is difficult to guarantee that we will find another shelter in time.

Chi Zangfeng looked at the sky that was about to rain, "I don't know how long I will continue to stay in the ruined temple. Before the heavy rain falls, it is better to prepare firewood and ingredients first."

At present, we can only make preparedness plans.

The two put aside all the previous matters for the time being, and immediately discussed their respective division of labor.

To cut branches, fetch fresh water, look for food, etc., we should not go too far to avoid being poured by heavy rain halfway.

This leads to the river bank three miles away.

Chi Zangfeng was fishing there yesterday, and it was closer to the temple than the creek where Huang Yaoshi went to fish.

"Are you sure fishing is faster than spearfishing?"

Before Huang Yaoshi went to cut the branches, he looked at Chi Zangfeng who was sitting by the river with some hesitation.She just used a simple homemade fishing rod and earthworms just caught at random as bait, could she really get meat before the heavy rain fell?

"Believe me, I'm a professional at fishing."

Chi Zangfeng waved the fishing rod lightly, "When you get the firewood, you will almost catch all the fish."

What if you can't do it?

Huang Yaoshi didn't ask, but he thought he had found a chance to win the round.

A stick of incense time, hurried past.

Chi Zangfeng heard footsteps behind him, and when he turned around, he saw Huang Yaoshi walking quickly with a bunch of branches in his right hand and a few bunches of wild fruits in his left hand.

I didn't expect this person to pick the fruit, and I don't know if he deliberately remembered the regret she casually mentioned last night.

Huang Yaoshi felt the eyes on the wild fruit, and slightly hid his left hand behind his back.

It's not because he remembered the preferences of the master of vegetables, he made a slight detour to pick wild fruits for Chi Zangfeng.

Yaoshi Huang: Don't ask.Asked, I picked it by accident, anyway, I will never admit it as a thank you gift.

Chi Zangfeng couldn't help laughing.

What else is hidden, she has seen it all.

But neither of them mentioned wild fruit.

The next moment, Huang Yaoshi caught a glimpse of a row of fish hanging upside down from the big tree by the river, a total of five fat fish swaying in the wind.

too fast!

This fishing speed is not in line with common sense at all.

"What did you put on the bait?"

Huang Yaoshi reasonably suspected that Chi Zangfeng had used a special method, "It is impossible for ordinary earthworms to make fish take the bait one after another."

"Good question."

Chi Zangfeng stretched out a hand, "This number, the secret recipe is for you, do you want it?"

Huang Yaoshi sneered, does he look stupid with a lot of money?

Chi Zangfeng didn't want to make any more money at all.

She still has principles, and she can't catch a sheep and pluck its wool.At least let the sheep rest for a while, and continue to gather the sheep, and don't let the sheep go bald all at once.

"It will be ready soon, and we will call it a day just one more time."

After Chi Zangfeng finished speaking, he felt the fishing rod sink.She was proficient in lifting the pole, and was thinking that the target of three fish per person was about to be completed, but unexpectedly, the fish halfway out of the water made people breathe.

The fish in front of him was about the size of half a child's arm.

The shape of the fish head is completely different from that of common fish, and the scales all over the body are colorful black.

The most outrageous thing is that after the black monster fish was hooked, it turned its head and blinked, and looked at Chi Zangfeng tearfully.

Hey!Where did the monster come from!

Chi Zangfeng caught off guard and looked at Heiyu, as if he had met a demon cultivator who had opened up his spiritual wisdom.

"Please be merciful, please let the fish live."

Hei Yu's eyes are very agile, as if desperately expressing his desire to survive.

"May you keep in mind that gluttony is a mistake."

Chi Zangfeng followed her principles, regardless of meat or vegetables, and did not eat anything with spiritual wisdom.Remove the hook from the black fish's mouth and let it free again.

The black fish entered the water and disappeared instantly.

Huang Yaoshi watched this scene, and suddenly felt calm.

He realized it!It doesn't matter whether it's the competition between Suona and Xiao's status in the music scene, or the theory of who is more important in the teaching and learning of grilled fish techniques. What kind of person was he secretly competing with before?

He is a person who fishes casually and will meet abnormal fish.

Competing with this kind of person, is it possible to win in an all-round way?

Huang Yaoshi didn't object to Chi Zangfeng letting go of the strange fish, but he couldn't hold back his jokes: "The last fish is still missing, why don't you lower your pole? Do you want to wait for the black fish to come back to repay the favor of not killing it?"

"Are you sure that Heiyu won't repay his favor?"

How could Chi Zangfeng fail to hear the meaning of ridicule.Having said that, she didn't expect the black fish to return at all, and had already brought an earthworm to hang the bait on.

Huang Yaoshi snorted softly, "Can Heiyu play the role of the snail girl? It has disappeared without a trace, and it won't abide by the rules of the rivers and lakes where one fish is exchanged for one fish."

As soon as the words fell, the river surface suddenly exploded with spray.

'Wow--'

I saw the black strange fish suddenly volley out of the water.With a flexible tail swing, the river fish twice its size was pulled into the air.

Unbiased, he smashed the river fish headlong towards Huang Yaoshi's position.

Huang Yaoshi has sharp eyes and quick hands, and quickly intercepted the river fish that was coming towards him.Avoid the tragic situation of talking about fish behind your back and being almost slapped in the face by a fish.

Even so, even with Xiao Shuxuan's attitude, he couldn't escape being splashed in the face by the river water that came with the fish.

The atmosphere was suddenly quiet.

The good news is that there is no need to fish anymore.

The black strange fish knows the rules, one life for another, and it sent the last fish.

The two of them didn't have the time to talk about it, they looked at the sky together.

The black monster fish volleyed in the air for a moment, and suddenly a pair of large virtual wings appeared on its body, reminiscent of Zhuangzi's "Xiaoyaoyou".Kun comes out of water and turns into Peng, and Peng enters water to become Kun.Kunpeng is not a mortal thing, it lives in the land of the North, but it ends up in the fairyland.

'Wow--'

The sound of water splashing sounded again.

In an instant, the black strange fish entered the water again.

At this time, if someone has the ability to read minds and understand the voice of the strange fish, they will be stunned.

Strange fish: "Ah! In order to eat two earthworms, I almost exposed my true body. I am careless! I am careless! When will this transformation end? I really want to completely transform into water, and I miss the snakes, insects, rats and ants on land. tasty.

Dugu Qiubai, you went to the upper realm to enjoy yourself, leaving me to practice alone in this world.When I can turn into a bird to fly again, which form should I choose?The original shape of Peng must not be revealed.

It's better to become a huge eagle, yes, the shape of a divine sculpture is not bad.If I ran into the two people just now, I would definitely not be able to recognize me, and the stupid thing about biting the fishhook would not be on my head. "

Thinking of this, the strange fish has gone away quietly.

Only the two of Yu Hepan looked at each other in blank dismay, what happened just now was like an absurd dream.

"Um……"

Chi Zangfeng worked hard to liven up the atmosphere, "I heard from Master before that the kun is so big that it can't be stewed in a pot. We don't need to regard that fish as a kun."

please!Is it the point to calculate how many pots it takes to stew a kun?

Huang Yaoshi only felt that he had a lot to say, but he couldn't talk about it, so he quickly handed over the fish in his hand to Chi Zangfeng. "Go back to the temple. Stay away from this river, and you will be able to stay away from strange things."

Chi Zangfeng: Really?I do not believe.

But I haven't forgotten the prophecy in [Tao Dao], 'If the mountain is not high, there will be spirits if there are immortals'.

Snapped--

The silent slap in the face came very quickly.

Back at the temple, the two immediately dealt with the fresh river fish.

Hands up and down, one, two...

The first five fish were all very normal, until Chi Zangfeng cut open the last fish that was presented as a gift, and the tip of the knife felt a foreign body sensation.

Take a closer look.

Good guy, there is actually a piece of cloth hidden in the belly of the fish!

The hand-sized piece of cloth was soaked in blood, but the text on it was still roughly legible.

Huang Yaoshi: "Plum blossoms are sent from the post, and the fish pass the ruler?"

Chi Zangfeng: "Yu Maw Collection of Books, Great Chu Xing, King Chen Sheng?"

In the allusions, the ancients used the fish belly to send letters to send love for thousands of miles, or to create momentum for an uprising.

I never expected that the two of them would bump into each other today, but I don't know what kind of situation they bumped into?