Immortal husband is hard to chase and still kicks me

Jun Xinxian poured a cup of tea and said with a smile: "You, I haven't seen many strange ones. Look, the white paper in their hands not only has the table number, but also the name of the dish. The price is on the white paper, waiting for them to eat it." Finished, take the white paper to checkout, it is clear at a glance, it is convenient for everyone."

"High, too high."

Jun Xinxian looked smug, and thought to himself: That's right, I don't even look at who invented it. If he knew that it was taught to the shopkeeper by himself, would Chengcheng admire it to death? After all, the shopkeeper is born stupid. With this move, not only is the business booming, but even his income is not the slightest difference.

Le Huangcheng couldn't help being excited, seeing Xiaoer coming over with a pen and blank paper, he quickly asked, "Brother Xinxian, let me write."

"Okay."

Xiaoer handed the pen and blank paper to Lehuangcheng, and he quickly wrote a few large characters on it.

After a while, I only heard Xiaoer say: "You two inns, you ordered rice, rice, rice, or rice. Excuse me, do you need anything else?"

When Jun Xinxian heard the name of the dish, he swallowed the tea in his mouth and said stiffly: "Chengcheng, what did you order?"

Le Huangcheng looked serious and said seriously: "Food."

"No, you order food, don't you order food?"

When Le Huangcheng heard it, he suddenly realized, and quickly wrote a few more sentences on the white paper, only to hear, Xiaoer said again: "Chicken butt, chicken butt, or chicken butt, may I ask, do you need anything else?"

puff!A mouthful of old blood was about to be spit out, and my heart seemed to be stabbed by a knife.

The corner of Jun Xinxian's mouth twitched and said, "Hehe~ Please give me a new blank sheet of paper."

Xiaoer said: "Okay."

After a while, they finally got it done. Xiaoer smiled and said, "You two ordered, two bowls of rice, tofu soup, green vegetables, spicy potato shreds, and lentil side dishes. Excuse me, do you need anything else?"

Jun Xinxian said: "No need."

"Okay, two or three dollars in total."

As he said that, Xiao Er took out a brown seal and stamped it on the white paper, only to see an extra line of vermilion and red characters on the white paper, two, two, three.

so amazing?Seeing Xiao Er walking away, Le Huangcheng took the white paper and looked left and right, extremely rare.

"Brother Xinxian, this is so much fun."

"Chengcheng, Brother Xinxian will take you to more interesting places in the future, okay?"

The two waited for a while, Xiao Er brought the food, it looked delicious, delicious, but after a few glances, Le Huangcheng pursed his lips and said, "Brother Xinxian, why don't you order chicken butt."

When Jun Xinxian heard it, he hurriedly whispered: "Chengcheng, you dare to cheat privately, are you afraid that the master will find out?"

Le Huangcheng leaned over and whispered: "Brother Xinxian, don't you want to eat?"

"Chengcheng, I think, let's..." Jun Xinxian grinned secretly, and quickly called, "Xiao Er, come here."

Xiao Er came over and asked, "What else can I do?"

"Go, serve us a plate of chicken butt."

"Ok."

Seeing Xiao Er leave, Le Huangcheng smiled and said, "Brother Xinxian, please do your best."

Jun Xinxian waved his hands triumphantly and said, "Low-key, low-key."

These two thick-skinned people had nothing to say, they had sex privately, they didn't care at all, and they didn't pay attention to the door rules at all. After a while, they saw Xiao Er bring the chicken butt, they were so excited that they were trembling, and they quickly stretched their heads over, He took a deep breath, opened his mouth wide, and said in a high voice: "Smell, it's so fragrant."

With this bluff, the crowd around were shocked, and they couldn't help laughing while pointing.

Without further ado, the two quickly picked up their chopsticks and quickly ate a few mouthfuls. The meat was tender and smooth without a trace of tenacity, numb but not woody, spicy but not dry, and moist, worthy of living meat.

The two ate with great relish, when suddenly, a strange fragrance wafted from their noses, it wasn't the fragrance of vegetables, but after a careful sniff, it was the fragrance of lotus flowers.

Jun Xinxian couldn't help but stop the chopsticks and look around. In an instant, there was silence. Everyone had already put down the bowls and chopsticks, and stretched their heads to smell aimlessly. This scent of flowers is really different.

When Le Huangcheng heard about it, his surprised little face quickly turned red, and he said excitedly: "Brother Xinxian, it's Brother Honglian who is back."

That's right, there is only one person who has this strange fragrance, and that is the disciple of Mount Huangpu, Moyou Honglian.

Everyone looked outside the door, accompanied by a faint fragrance, and after a while, they saw a yellow-brown sea blue, with Buddhist beads around their necks, a bamboo hat on their heads, a layer of tulle under the hat to cover their faces, and a staff with a vermilion crested head in their hands. He walked in slowly, tall and majestic, with a tall and majestic figure, giving people a sense of mystery that cannot be touched, and a hint of surging meaning. Seeing this, the women were even more excited. I couldn't help screaming: "Ah~ so handsome, so fragrant."

As soon as Moyou Honglian entered the house, Le Huangcheng dropped the bowl and chopsticks, rushed over immediately, and shouted: "Brother Honglian~~Brother Honglian~~"

As the so-called Buddhism and Taoism have different philosophies, they are both the righteous way, and they are also predestined with Moyou Honglian.

Hearing the sound, a black shadow rushed towards her face, Mo Youhonglian hugged him without saying a word, and said softly: "Cheng'er, why did you come down the mountain?"

Le Huangcheng rubbed against his arms like a kitten, and said happily: "I came down the mountain with brother Xinxian."

Seeing this, Jun Xinxian rushed over quickly, with his arms wide open, and said while running, "Brother Honglian, I want to hug you too."

As soon as the words were finished, there was a sudden loud noise in the quiet surroundings, and with a bang, Jun Xinxian fell to the ground with a bang, and said aggrievedly: "Brother Honglian is biased, and actually pushed him."

Moyou Honglian put down Lehuangcheng, bent down, helped Jun Xinxian up, and said indifferently: "Xian'er, you have grown up, you can't be hugged."

Jun Xinxian felt aggrieved, she pursed her mouth and said, "Hmph."

It's strange to say that this Moyou red lotus only dotes on young children. Jun Xinxian has been hugged by him a lot when he was a child, not only him, but also many disciples from the mountains, including elder brother Sanyue, who once practiced in Yinyi Mountain for a month. , after the age of 15, Moyou Honglian not only won't hug you, but is even more indifferent to you, so indifferent that you seem to be a stranger.

No one knows how old he is and what he looks like. It is said that he has been practicing outside, saving suffering and suffering, and saving sentient beings.

Moyou Honglian has a fragrance all over her body, and there is no medicine to go away. She is called the Venerable Lotus Flower by the world.

"Cheng'er, Xian'er, have you broken the precept?"

There were oil stains on the corner of his mouth, and there was a smell of chicken, it was hard not to let people notice it.

Upon hearing this, Jun Xinxian and Le Huangcheng were so frightened that they froze, blinked, and were at a loss.

It's over, how can I forget this trouble, I just ate a chicken butt, this brother Honglian has a lot of martial law, what should I do?

The two of them didn't answer, they only heard Moyou's red lotus wand sound, and there was a 'bang dong', and they sternly shouted: "Those who eat chicken will fall into hell, and the three of them will pay for it together, welcome each other twice and a half, and go to hell together."

Isn't it true that if you eat a chicken, you will go to hell?

"I will inform Master Ye about this matter."

What a pity, this Hong Lian brother still wants to give a small report, then go back and think about it for a month without facing the wall.