Immortal husband is hard to chase and still kicks me

Jun Xinxian was stunned, shocked in his heart, and had no time to cry out. Suddenly, the wind and sand hit his face, and he couldn't help raising his hands to cover his eyes. Just as he put down his hands, he saw the banshee standing in front of him, less than half a meter away, so scared that he hurriedly started step back.

The banshee couldn't help laughing and said: "Oh, little brother, what's the matter, my sister won't eat you, you're scared."

Jun Xinxian was timid in his heart, but he couldn't show it. He purposely raised his voice and said with a smile, "Oh, who am I supposed to be, scare me."

"How dare you call me ugly."

"Hey, don't wrong a good person, I didn't say you were ugly, you just put yourself in the right place, blame me."

This made her so angry, her face was livid, and she said angrily: "Stinky boy, today I will definitely eat you."

Jun Xinxian waved his hands and said solemnly: "Hey, it's not easy to be a foodie when you meet, especially a woman. If you eat too much, you will get fat easily."

"Oh, kid, don't worry, my sister will definitely not gain weight if you eat you, but you will become slimmer."

Saying that, the banshee was about to strike, Jun Xinxian suddenly resisted with one hand and shouted: "Wait... Let's agree first, you can hit, but there is one thing, you are not allowed to fart."

That fart is unforgettable to this day, and probably will never be forgotten in the rest of my life. It stinks so badly.

The banshee laughed and said, "Why, you can't take it anymore if my mother farts."

"It's more than unbearable, it's simply swallowing mountains and rivers, arrogant, amazing, dare to ask, in this world, who can compete for the front except you?"

Hearing these sarcastic words was inexplicably comfortable. The banshee shook her body and said triumphantly, "That's right, besides me, Deng Xuanxuan, no one dares to compare with me."

"Deng Xuanxuan, this name is really well chosen, it sounds like a beauty."

Jun Xinxian said that she was comfortable, and the banshee liked it more and more, she walked up and said with a smile: "Little brother, I found that your little mouth is so sweet, I can't bear to eat you gone."

Then you don't eat it, the ghost told you to eat it, really, Jun Xinxian raised his eyebrows and smiled, the corners of his mouth twitched, and kept saying to himself: Come again, Grandpa will let you taste the power of my poisonous water.

The last time Jun Xinxian made the Zhenyun Fan, the remaining water was not poured out, but instead he researched a colorless and odorless poisonous water, which seems to be ready for use, let’s see how it works?

The banshee walked forward slowly, took small steps, stared at him affectionately, and said: "Little brother, before you die, do you have any unfulfilled wishes, so my sister can convey them to you."

When Jun Xinxian heard this, his complexion changed, his eyes became moist as they said, and he cried, "Yes, my unfulfilled wish is...that is..."

The distance between the two of them was getting closer, and the banshee was so absorbed in listening that she didn't even notice the small movements behind him. Suddenly, Jun's heartstrings stopped abruptly, ready to go, and she suddenly pulled out her right hand, aiming at her face and swiping it away. Unexpectedly, the banshee had quick eyes and quick hands, she jumped up into the air, and she dodged it. For a moment, the land eroded by the poisonous water immediately appeared purple blisters, gurgling, like boiling water, and soon, the surrounding area of ​​this land Within one meter, it will appear purple-black.

The banshee said in amazement: "Stinky boy, you actually cheated."

Fortunately, I reacted quickly, if I was sprayed with this poisonous water, I would definitely die, it was so dangerous, it was too dangerous.

It didn't work out, shit, it's okay to sprinkle it on a corner of it anyway, Jun Xinxian was so angry that he said viciously: "Ugly, you are amazing."

As soon as the words fell, suddenly, a gust of wind blew up, and Jun Xinxian naturally covered his eyes. Just as his hands fell, a weasel head came towards him. , so scared that he staggered to the ground and escaped a blow by chance.

"Brother March."

The fight over there was so hot, he couldn't help roaring, running and leaping back and forth, the weasel behind him was chasing after him, exhausted him to death, panicked and said again: "Brother Sanyue, help me."