I want to date you online [eSports]

061.

Fans swiped the doggerel:

【Compose a poem】

[You can't win a head, but you can't win a fight]

[Gay people are gay, but it’s okay to stir up sex]

【AK came from thousands of miles to meet, we are the best match in online dating! 】

【No, no, I'm going to choke if Allah sends sugar】

Jian Jing was really stunned for a moment.But he swears, it's really because AWP's voice is too nice, because the atmosphere is too ambiguous, definitely not because he has any unreasonable thoughts about AWP.

In short, Jian Jing considers himself a cosmic straight man.

End one round and start another. AWP is of course a regular teammate, and two fans came in.

Five in a row, eating chicken three times, Jian Jing lay on the gold and said goodbye to fans happily.

As soon as it was broadcast, he typed frantically and sued AWP:

-Why are you so gay all of a sudden!

AWP sent a voice, "Huh?", the nasal voice was provocative.

Jian Jing was overwhelmed by such an attack, and silently deleted the bad words accusing AWP of being too gay.

When playing games with the microphone on, the sound is just as good as it is in real life.A person with a nice voice, no black spots.

Jian Jing's voice is clear and moist, giving people the feeling of a young boy.A fan once said sincerely, "Listening to Brother Jiu's voice reminds me of the tall and clear birch forest in summer."

And AWP is obviously better, when it is not artificial, it is already gentle enough to make people soft, and the voice is artificially lowered, and Jian Jing's goosebumps are about to fly up and spin and dance - it is an extremely beautiful feeling of Su.

Jian Jing sternly warned: "Can you stop flirting with me?"

AWP: "...can you be my boyfriend?"

Jian Jing: "Woc? Brother, are you serious?"

AWP: "."

Jian Jing scratched his head and wondered what this simple period meant.He took out all the superpowers in Chinese reading comprehension in the third year of high school, but after comprehensive context, connection with the background of the times, and the intention of the questioner, he still failed to decipher the meaning of the circle.

Jian Jing is determined to make jokes.

He sent an emoji. "I don't like you kid, please withdraw immediately."

AWP kindly withdrew that "." and sent another voice.

"Do you want to think about it?"

The voice is a little hoarse.

Jian Jing: ...the typing hands trembled slightly.

He quickly turned off the WeChat icon, put the phone on the table, stood up quickly, grabbed the toothbrush and cup, went to the bathroom and began to brush his teeth.A set of movements flowed so smoothly that he was a little dazed and stumbled.

AWP this guy...

What happened to this man? ...

Forget it.Cerebral pain.

Brain pain.

For a moment, Jian Jing felt that AWP was probably joking—but this joke was too much, right?

For a moment, I felt that he probably meant it.

Table Mountain's mobile phone buzzed and vibrated, and Jian Jing shuddered, and saw the mobile phone slowly light up—it wasn't AWP, but a WeChat message from SKout.

SKout: Ah Jing came to Ximen to grill skewers.

-quick!Now the beasts eat more than pigs!

- You bring two girls here, I don't believe they dare to eat so much!

Jian Jing paused, "Okay, but girls don't exist", and she was in a trance and didn't care that she had sleepwalked and brushed her teeth.He put on his coat, and walked down the dormitory building against the cool mid-May night breeze in City B.

The night wind from the pavement brought a burst of fragrance of vegetation that had been evaporated all day.Inexplicably, Jian Jing thought of the cup of espresso coffee with a strong aroma at noon, and also thought of the sweet caramel macchiato in Coco's hand, the clear, lovely and moving caramel aroma.

At night in late spring and early summer, some people start to feel restless, while others are still ignorant.

062.

The next day, Jian Jing went to Steam and found that Ke Ke had already passed her friend application, but unfortunately she was not online.

He secretly browsed Coco's game library, and found that Coco's inventory was astonishingly large.From a variety of well-made stand-alone games to large-scale FPS battle shooting games, from pixel block games with rough graphics but shiny cores to games from major manufacturers with exquisite artwork, they have almost bought out the entire Steam.

Jian Jing looked at it, his eyes were dry, and he wanted to cry.

So many games... Really, envy!

Jian Jing also has a lot of games, many of which are gathering dust in the inventory.But whenever Steam is discounted, he still can't help but buy, buy, buy, and buy out the entire Steam to make Valve lose money!Although I have a lot of games, but seeing more games, I am still... envious!want to!

The happiness of an honest fat house is so simple, only a few dozen yuan of games are enough to satisfy him.

Coco probably really likes games.So is Jian Jing.

Jian Jing closes Coco's window, opens the OBS stream and starts the live broadcast. The login screen of PUBG lights up in the live broadcast room.

As soon as you enter the game lobby, you will see a team invitation from AWP.

——Is this person online all the time?Have you been guarding it?

Jian Jing did not accept his invitation.He was still on edge, unable to fathom what the AWP was thinking.Jian Jing briefly chatted with the barrage to warm up the scene, and started a lonely solo row.

Without AWP, I'm not used to it.

In the first round of solo platoon, after entering the finals, his position was not good, and he was squatted to death by the people on the mountain.Jian Jing pursed her lips to open a gap, and AWP question popped up in WeChat:

-why didn't you accept the invitation?

-……You're angry?

- why are you angry

With a dazed expression scratching his head.

What a straight man problem!

Jian Jing: Very well, I am really angry.

He swiped down the WeChat address book, determined to find someone to double row with.

- just don't play with AWP.

Jian Jing has driven a black car with many technical anchors. Since he fixed a double row with AWP, other technical anchors have not taken the initiative to find him.With two taps of his fingertips, he directly opened the dialog with Nightmare:

- are you coming hero

- In the wind and rain, the Jedi Continent is waiting for you.

Nightmare is the striker of the SKG team. He transferred from the CSGO division to the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds team together with SKG's main force Yangshen Young; but unlike Brother Yang, he...

Not handsome.

Yes, Yangyang is very handsome. He was once considered the second face of the e-sports circle after Ke Ke left. He even became popular in the e-sports circle and was even interviewed and praised by CCTV.As for Nightmare, "with an ordinary appearance", he was overwhelmed by Brother Yang's heat.

Nightmare himself doesn’t care about these things every night, but every time he is pulled out by netizens, he will appear on the scene and act:

There is disharmony within the examiner!Yeye was bullied by the team leader Yangyang every day, and the internal struggle among the examiners was fierce!Let me tell you, the 50 yuan salary deducted every month was all secretly crossed out by Midnight Yangyang!Yeye is so pitiful that she explodes!

Yeye herself, who was so pitiful that she exploded: ... Hi, interrupted?

Yeye replied to Jian Jing:

- Hey, Jiujiu, you haven't slept yet?

- How did you remember to play games with me?Don't you fucking already have a regular lover?

- Do I count as a lover?

Jian Jing:

- Hurry up and get online, you are the one who talks too much.

Yeye lazily typed a line:

- Don't worry... After playing the Australian Destiny Cup, it's a holiday now, won't you let me take a break?

-Wait for me for 3 minutes to turn on.

During the 3 minutes of booting up, he was typing while booting up, complaining to Jian Jing about the big and small things that happened in Australia.

- Hahaha you don't know that idiot from the Canadian team, hahaha got lost in the field!

-Tell you that two female fans came to our room to recommend pillow mats!As soon as Yangyang opened the door, hey, isn't that Ehuang Nvying!The whole person was scared silly!

-Let me tell you, the captain came to Australia to see us. At that time, the audience was boiling and shouting "Coco" together, just like a cult——

At that time, Coco announced his retirement, and SKG's CSGO had four starters left.

Among them, the breakthrough player Refresh is also old, and took the opportunity to announce his retirement and transfer to coach. It was revealed that Eurodo was sick and still had a tumor. He needed to recuperate and could not continue to fight.

Dynasty SKG fell apart in almost a month—it was only at this time that Jian Jing knew why Yu Ke insisted on playing the last game with such a serious hand injury: but in order to bid farewell to his brother, he used the last game to bid farewell to his good brother.

The dynasty investigation team has become a swan song, and there are two young players left, Young and Nightmare, who have transferred to PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds and directly transferred to the SKG PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds branch.

Nightmare moved from SKG's CS:GO to PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds.

He is also called Captain Coco.

063.

Jian Jing:

- is it online?The melon-eating audience in my live broadcast room are all hungry and thirsty!

every night:

-How can it be so fast, aren't you a strongman lock♂boy?

Having said that, Yeye turned on the computer swiftly, and quickly accepted Jian Jing's invitation to form a team.Jian Jing clicked the mouse to start, and the match entered the quality square.

Yeye turned on the mic, and greeted the audience in Jianjing's live broadcast room with a hoarse voice: "Hello, how are you, I'm Yeye."

The barrage is boiling:

[ Nightmare! ! !Husband I love you!Face me! 】

【YeYeYeYeYeGod, I'll blow you up! 】

[Brother Ye!Damn, Brother Ye and Brother Nine rowed together tonight and my roommate died in peace! 】

Of course, Yeye couldn't see the barrage in Jian Jing's live broadcast room. After saying hello, he opened his mouth to chat with Jian Jing, and continued to complain about his Australian Cup joke collection.

"Nine-nine, let me tell you, Yangyang was laughing to death. Didn't we finish the game? Then we went to celebrate together. Yangyang was drunk and cried after the captain. He wiped his tears..."

"At that time, TRAC from the United States was also next to us. Wow, they were stunned and asked one by one, 'Hey, didn't they win??? Why did it look like they were beaten to tears by us? Yangyang rushed up and scolded them while shedding tears. 'Stinky Hey' and 'Little Biscuit', this is the first time I know what Yangyang's cursing vocabulary looks like!"

Jian Jing: "Hey, stop, stop - you don't want to die? Are you in the base now, tell me?"

"Yeah, it's okay, it's okay, Zhou Yang went home, he doesn't know that I'm here to speak ill of him."

Jian Jing whispered to the barrage: [This is self-defeating, and I can't stop it.Ye Shenhuo is so big that it really depends on his fate. 】

There was a sudden movement at Yeye, and then his terrified voice: "Young!"

He howled heart-piercingly: "Brother Yang Yangyang—don't hit your head, don't hit your face! Oh, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts——"

Jian Jing: [Brother Ye is cold, he won't survive tonight. 】

There was a rustling sound over there, and then Yeye cried sadly: "The team bully is bullying Lao Transparent again, and the garbage examiner will be finished sooner or later..."

Brother Yang's scolding voice could be heard in the distance: "...you get lost. Stay away."

Even cursing is very handsome.

The number of bullet screens skyrocketed all of a sudden, all due to the enthusiasm brought by Zhou Yang's millions of female fans:

【I'm Yang Yang!Yang is so fucking cute, come and give me a kiss! 】

[Jiu Ge told Ye Ge to ask Yang Yang to start a live broadcast of my roommate dying and want to watch it]

[My girlfriend ran a hundred laps like crazy]

Yeye was not afraid of death and complained in a low voice: "Zhou Yang is just a little raccoon biscuit. If he wasn't good-looking, you thought I would like him? Let me tell you, I took all the videos of him crying. Someday It pissed me off and I posted it on Weibo! Wow, that scene, think about it, what a big scene it was."

Jian Jingchang sighed and didn't want to stop the idiot looking for death: "Is Zhou Yang playing games now? Do we want to play together?"

Yeye: "Wait, I'll call him——shall we retreat first and wait for him?"

The two of them retreated from the quality square to the game hall.

Jian Jing returned to the game hall, only to find that he had received a team invitation from a fantasy ID.

Dream ID, YuKe_K.

Jian Jing's mouse hovered over "Accept", and he was in a trance for a moment.Of course he pressed "Accept" decisively, and the image of Yu Ke appeared in the hall.

It was a black African man with big arms and round waist, with explosive corn heads, and his clothes were normal people's attire, but it was ridiculous no matter how you looked at it.

Jian Jing burst out laughing, and complained to the barrage: [Hey, what kind of aesthetics is this, isn't it too eye-catching? 】

Barrage:

[Wait for me to stroke, this is... Yangyang?Can't it? 】

[Pfft ha ha ha ha ha, this is fucking amazing, there is no one with the ugliest stamped Jedi]

[Yangyang:? ? ? ?Too much? 】

Zhou Yang went online at the right time, his character was much more pleasing to the eye, he was a handsome young man in a small suit.When the four of them are together, Jian Jing presses the match button.

Then I explained to the barrage seriously:

[Today's four rows, me, Yeye, Brother Yang, and the ugliest one...]

[The ugliest one is Coco. 】

【? ? ? ? 】

[No, please make it clear, who is the ugliest one? ? 】

[Don't run, repeat it again, Coco? 】

【cocoa:? ? ? ?are you a pig? 】