The Drunkenness of the White Fox Lying in the Arms of Two Kings

"Uh...it's okay, just asking casually." Yuhu scratched his head. If he said that he linked the name of the master with his deadly enemy, the master would definitely kill him. It seems that it is better not to say .

"Hmph, that guy has a dead face all day long, and I don't know who to show it to. I think he is more suitable to be the judge of hell." Taibai Jinxing laughed.

"Haha... yes." Yuhu laughed dryly and said, "Then I'll go get the dew."

"Yeah." Taibai Jinxing waved his hand, and Yuhu retreated. After a while, he came to Yaochi, collecting the dew in it boredly. That thing must not work...Then what should I do with the one I wrote? !Hey, it's really tangled, Yuhu was tangled while collecting dew, and soon two fairies also came here to collect dew.

Yuhu knew that these two fairies were the maidservants of the Queen Mother. After all, Yuhu was a goblin, and he was short when he saw them, so he could only bow his head and salute, "Hello, two sisters."

"En." The two fairies answered indifferently, and they naturally didn't care about Yuhu, a sinful monster. Yuhu was used to it, so he didn't take it to heart.

Squatting next to the two fairies and continuing to collect dew, only one fairy said: "It will be the Queen Mother's birthday in a few days. It's really great. I can see the handsome face of Laojun at that time, haha." Said After that, he giggled a few times.

"That's right, Laojun is a handsome man in our heavenly world, but it's a pity that he usually looks old, otherwise we would be lucky." Another fairy complained.

After the two fairies finished speaking, they left the place, leaving Yuhu with a confused look on their faces. What were they talking about?Who is Laojun?Taishang Laojun?How is it possible, look at that ice cube face, how could it be a handsome man, and everyone should attend the Queen Mother's birthday banquet with a young attitude, then the master should also become young, ha ha, I don't know when the master was young What it will look like, even if he has never seen it before, this time it can satisfy his curiosity.

Yuhu took Lushui back to the Taibai White House. At this time, Taibai Jinxing was meditating. Yuhu stepped forward and said: "Master, I heard that everyone should participate in the Queen Mother's birthday with a young attitude. Then Master Want to be younger?"

"Hmph, you little fox, I don't see you being so diligent in business, these gossips are fast, yes, the queen mother doesn't want to see a group of old men and old ladies at the birthday banquet, so let us look like we were young , In fact, I enjoy your master very much, but... hey... Forget it, you kid, go to work! You are so wordy!" Taibai Jinxing sent Yuhu out after finishing speaking.

Yuhu pouted. I really don't understand why the master likes to look like a young man on weekdays, but he is even more curious in this way.

in a few days

Finally, it was the Queen Mother's birthday. Yuhu got up early, just to see what the master looked like when he was young. After waiting for a long time, the master finally opened the door.

"Master...Master Master!" Yuhu pointed at Taibai Jinxing in front of him. If he was not wearing the clothes of a master, Yuhu really couldn't believe that this person was his master. He saw that this person was about the same height as Yuhu, with skin White as snow, a pair of big eyes are a bit down, making people feel innocent and kind, the long eyelashes are like two small fans, the small nose is paired with a small pink mouth, what a lovely... Young man, people want to pinch his little face, but such a cute boy turned out to be Taibai Jinxing in his youth.

"Although I really like my appearance when I was young, it seems... difficult to convince the public." Taibai Jinxing sighed, but pouted at Yuhu, made a mischievous expression, and said, "Fox, you See if the master is innocent and cute?" After speaking, he blinked his big eyes that were a little slumped.

"Pfft!" Yuhu suddenly had a feeling of wanting to vomit blood, is this person who is cuter than himself really a master! ! !

"Now you know why the master fell in love with you as my apprentice at a glance." Taibai Jinxing poked Yuhu's cheek and said, and then walked past Yuhu, and Yuhu had been completely petrified at this time.

Taibai Jinxing brought Yuhu to the Queen Mother's birthday banquet, and saw that the people who were usually old men and aunts had changed into their youthful appearance, which really made the banquet a little bit more energetic.

Standing behind Taibai Jinxing, Yuhu could take some small things to eat from time to time, which was quite pleasant. After a while, there was a small commotion, Yuhu thought it was the Queen Mother and Jade Emperor, so he put down the food quickly, who knew It's Taishang Laojun.

"Hey, look quickly! Laojun is so handsome!" Several little fairies said while biting their handkerchiefs.

Yuhu played the essence of joining in the fun, and squeezed past it quickly, God!Is this earth-shatteringly handsome guy really that ice cube face! !

I saw that the Taishang Laojun was still wearing a black Taoist robe. It turned out that the jade fox was always calling people behind his back, but today... the cheeks were cut like a knife, the curvature of the chin was just right, and the side jaws were sharp and angular. With a touch of sexy XX, a pair of sword eyebrows are a little raised, and the eye sockets are a little sunken, making the eyes very deep. The bridge of XX's nose is straight and straight. The only shortcoming is that he still frowns tightly, and his lips are tightly pursed , seems to be very impatient with the eyes of the surroundings, and still looks like he is dragged to death.

"Ahem..." Yuhu coughed a few times, God, as expected of Heaven, everything makes people shout 'God', how can this stinky old man be so handsome!It's so unreasonable.

"Huh... Yuhu! You have to see his essence clearly, his essence is actually a stinky old man!" Yuhu said to himself, Buddhists often say that the body is a stinky skin, but this is not a stinky skin, it is completely sucking people The handsome skin of the eyeballs!

Taishang Laojun impatiently sat on his seat, which happened to be next to Taibai Jinxing. As soon as he sat down, Taibai Jinxing opened his mouth and said, "Oh, how can I put such a good face on you?" It's a waste of face!"

"Hmph, don't worry about it, it's better than your brat face." Taishang Laojun gave Taibai Jinxing a look, then closed his eyes tightly, and stopped talking.

"Cut!" Taibai gave Taishang Laojun a hard look, while Yuhu at the side felt relieved, if the two said they had anything to do with each other, it would be a quarrel.

After a while, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother arrived. Yuhu originally planned to see what the Jade Emperor looked like without a beard, but it was obvious that the Jade Emperor did not satisfy his curiosity.

Taibai presented the nectar he had brewed for the Queen Mother, and said, "It is thanks to Yuhu that the Baihua Yulu can be made this time. Today is the Queen Mother's birthday, why not let the little god dance the sword for the Queen Mother to cheer up."

"Taibai has a heart." A smile appeared on the corner of the Queen Mother's mouth, she glanced at the Taishang Laojun next to her, and said: "Old Lord, you two are from the same family, why don't you dance a sword together." The Queen Mother looked Looking at the handsome face of Taishang Laojun, he said, this handsome face is not seen all the time, so it is not a loss if you don't look at it more.

"Yes." Taishang Laojun stood up quickly, took out the sword from the Taoist boy beside him and walked forward, bowed in front of the Queen Mother and then looked at Taibai.

"You and I have never faced swords before, today Xiaoxian wants to ask for some advice." Taibai Jinxing said with a smile on his lips.

"Really? Then come on." Taishang Laojun said very disdainfully, this guy is always against him, and today he will make him look ugly.

The two quickly started fighting, but they only had moves, and did not use their true energy. Taishang Laojun was an immortal, and he attained the Tao earlier than Taibai Jinxing, so his swordsmanship was naturally higher than his. The two of them After fighting for twenty strokes, he lost the wind.

Yuhu watched anxiously from the side, alas, if the master loses in this, it will be embarrassing!No, he wanted to help the master. Yuhu saw a vase on the table behind him, so he was quick to think, but fortunately, there was fog under his feet.

Taking advantage of these people's unpreparedness, Yuhu put the vase under Taishang Laojun's feet. Laojun had won the last move, so he withdrew his sword, intending to open Taibai Jinxing with one palm, and make him make a fool of himself. Who knew that his feet slipped, and he didn't know what he stepped on, so he threw himself towards Taibai Jinxing.

"Ah!!" Taishang Laojun jumped on Taibai Jinxing's body, and the two fell to the ground in an instant, but the ground was full of fog, who knows what happened.

At this time, both Taibai Jinxing and Taishang Laojun's eyes widened in disbelief, because the lips of the two were so tightly stuck together!

"Laojun! Taibai! How are you doing!" The queen mother and the gods asked with concern, seeing that the two of them hadn't woken up for a long time, they thought something had happened.

The jade fox on the side was also startled, the master will not be crushed to death by this smelly old man!

Just as the immortals were about to go to help them, the two finally sat up, but their expressions were strange, and their faces were as pale as if they had encountered a catastrophe in this life.

"How are the two immortals?" Jade Emperor asked with a slight frown.

"Ahem, please report to the Jade Emperor, I have nothing to do with you." The Taishang Laojun stood up first, saluted and said, his face became strange.

"I... I'm fine." Taibai blinked and stood up, then clasped his hands and said.