The Drunkenness of the White Fox Lying in the Arms of Two Kings

"What are you talking about, what else can I be if I'm not a human?!" Yuhu bit her lips and said, her big thieving eyes turned and said, "Don't talk nonsense."

"Nonsense?" Situ Lingxuan pointed to the empty plate on the table and said, "Then what's the matter with this meat, can a normal person eat so much?!"

"I used to eat a lot, so what's the matter!" Yuhu stood up, suddenly thought of something, a sly smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and then he covered his stomach with one hand and wailed, "Oh!! I Stomach hurts! It hurts me to death!" After Yuhu finished speaking, he fell on the carpet, covered his stomach with his hands and rolled on the ground, saying: "I'm going to die of pain!"

"Hey! Stop pretending, you were fine just now!" Although Situ Lingxuan's tone was tough, he looked at the rolling jade fox on the ground with uncertainty.

"What are you pretending to be, I'm dying of pain! Oops! The eldest nephew is going to kill my uncle!" Yuhu rolled on the ground and shouted, looking like a shrew.

"God, come!" Situ Lingxuan was so yelled that he was helpless, so he could only call the maid, and ordered the maid to call for the imperial physician immediately, after all, if an ordinary person ate so much meat, he would have died of illness.

"Get up, I'll help you to the bed." Situ Lingxuan knelt down, frowning, trying to pull Yuhu's arm.

"Ah... I can't move anymore!" Yuhu shouted, opening his narrowed fox eyes, pretending to be about to die.

"Didn't I say I want to help you! You should get up!" Situ Lingxuan felt a headache from being yelled at by this uncle. It is already a great honor for him to be the eldest son of the emperor to help him, but he is ungrateful here. .

"I can't even move, so hurry up and hug me! You're so stupid!" The little fox gritted his teeth and said with such vigor that he looked like a person who was about to die.

"Understood, shut up!" Situ Lingxuan let out a breath, knelt down helplessly, and hugged the uncle to the bed beside him.

After Situ Lingxuan put the jade fox on the bed, a court lady came in and said, "Return to Your Highness, the imperial physician has arrived."

"Tell him to come in." Situ Lingxuan stood up with a slight frown, the imperial doctor came in and saluted, then walked to the bedside and bent down to feel the jade fox's pulse.

It's just that the longer the pulse is held, the deeper the frown will be. Looking at the pulse, it is not a serious problem, but the little highness on the bed has a very bad complexion. Could it be some intractable disease.

"May I ask Your Highness, why does His Highness Yuhu behave like this?" the imperial physician lowered his head and asked Situ Lingxuan beside him.

"Him? Huh..." Situ Lingxuan put his arms around his chest and said, "He eats too much!"

"Ah?" The imperial physician was taken aback when he heard Situ Lingxuan's words, and would roll on the bed in pain after eating too much?But I can't really see any other symptoms.

"The empress dowager is here!" The eunuch outside reported loudly, and then saw a group of people walking in quickly, and the leader was the current empress dowager.

"Fox!" The queen mother walked to the bed a few steps, seeing Yuhu's pale face, she was immediately annoyed, and shouted at the imperial doctor next to her, "What's wrong with my fox!"

"This..." The imperial doctor was so frightened that he knelt down on the ground, but he couldn't see it from the pulse, but he couldn't say that he was not sick, so he could only bite the bullet and said: "Your Highness, because of improper diet, I took it for a while. Too many, I will go and prescribe some medicine for digestion."

"Go!" The queen mother held Yuhu's little hand, her face was full of distress and tenderness, but her tone to the imperial doctor next to her was tough.

After the imperial doctor withdrew, the queen mother asked her eldest grandson, "Ling Xuan, what's going on?"

"This..." Situ Lingxuan lowered his head slightly, not knowing what to say, but at this time Yuhu took the Queen Mother's hand and said, "Queen Mother, don't blame Lingxuan too much, he also meant well, but I really can't eat it anymore, but Ling Xuan said that I must eat all of it, otherwise I will ignore Yuhu from now on, so..." Yuhu held his mouth as he spoke, and tears almost came out of his eyes. People really feel distressed.

"What! There is such a thing!" The queen mother stared at Situ Lingxuan who was full of astonishment with her phoenix eyes, and said, "Lingxuan, is there anyone who threatens my uncle like this? You have committed so many crimes, you can no longer bully him!"

"I..." Situ Lingxuan now finally knew what it means to be hard-pressed, and at this time, Yuhu, who was hiding behind the queen mother, showed a triumphant smile, and looked proudly at Situ Lingxuan who was staring at him.

"If you let me know that you bullied Yuhu again, let's see how the emperor's grandmother sues your father." The queen mother sighed, and said: "Fortunately, Yuhu is fine, that's all, Aijia will go back first. " After finishing speaking, the queen mother stood up with the help of the maid.

"Farewell to the emperor's grandmother." Situ Lingxuan clasped his fists and said, and when all the people in the room had left, when he turned his head, he saw Yuhu sitting on the bed like a normal person, and said with raised eyebrows: "How is it, my lord?" Nephew, let's see if you dare to bully your uncle or me in the future."

"Where are you my uncle, you are a liar! Go away!" Situ Lingxuan walked over angrily, and grabbed the jade fox on the bed with one hand.

"I'm not leaving!" Yuhu turned over to escape, and got out of bed neatly, without any trace of sickness just now.

"Just now you said that you promised to do something for me after watching me eat it. Could it be that the First Prince is a person who does not keep his word?" Yuhu said as he walked out of the outer room.

"Okay, tell me, I also want to hear what you want me to do. I can't agree to you asking me to die." The more Situ Lingxuan thought about it, the more stupefied he was, that he would fall into this kid's hands.

"I'm not as bad-hearted as you are." With a slight smile on the corner of Yuhu's mouth, he took a few steps to the table, picked up a book of poetry and flipped through it casually, and found that there were many things in it that he didn't know. After all, he I have been practicing in the cave for a long time, and I have almost forgotten some idioms I used to know.

"How about this, how about you teach me to read every evening?" Yuhu asked back holding the Book of Songs in his hand.

Situ Lingxuan looked Yuhu up and down in disbelief, and said, "That's it?"

"Well, that's it. Although it's a trivial matter, it depends on whether you can fulfill it." After Yuhu finished speaking, he put the Book of Songs on the table. Such long-term torture is interesting. I, a thousand-year-old vixen, can't beat you, don't worry. !

Yuhu was so complacent in his heart that he didn't notice the slight smile on Situ Lingxuan's mouth at all.

"Okay, let's see who retreats first." After Situ Lingxuan finished speaking, he walked to Yuhu, took the book of poetry in his hand, and said, "Then start tomorrow, but in this way you I have to live in the palace forever, I don't have time to run to your prince's mansion all the time."

"That's natural. I will definitely go and tell the Queen Mother that it is your apology to me." Yuhu patted Situ Lingxuan on the chest, and walked out after speaking. Situ Lingxuan kept looking at Yuhu Fox's back, I really don't know what this person wants.