The Drunkenness of the White Fox Lying in the Arms of Two Kings

"This song is good, that's it." Yuhu said with a chuckle, pulling up the ribbon on the cuff with one hand.

"I want this dress, send it to my palace." Yuhu said and took off the clothes under the service of several maidservants.

"Yes." The old nanny said with her head down, why did he always have a bad feeling.

Yuhu put the poem back into his sleeves, and walked out of the musician's hall in a generous way, without noticing that everyone behind him looked at each other in dismay.

After Yuhu returned to Lingxi Palace, he saw Ling Xuan sitting at the table, drinking tea comfortably, obviously waiting for him.

Yuhu walked slowly to Ling Xuan's side, and said, "I don't know what the eldest prince has to teach you?" After finishing speaking, Yuhu picked up the pastry on the table and took a bite.

"Retire, all of you." Ling Xuan raised his hand, and the servants behind him retreated obediently.

"What's so secret?" Yuhu said nonchalantly, brushing off the debris from his hands.

"My Highness is naturally looking for you." Ling Xuan put the tea set in his hand on the table, got up and put his arms around Yuhu's waist.

"Hey! Speak as you say, don't move!" Yuhu stepped back, but the table behind him blocked his way, and the cups on the table only slammed a few times.

"Okay, I don't move my hands or feet." Ling Xuan smiled evilly, lowered his head and kissed Yuhu's mouth, wrapped Yuhu's lips in his own mouth and licked them, while Yuhu kept his mouth shut. Refused, a pair of white teeth clenched tightly.

Ling Xuan squeezed Yuhu's ass, startled Yuhu opened his mouth and screamed, but just gave Ling Xuan the opportunity to sneak in, and took advantage of the opportunity to push his tongue-head into Yuhu's mouth, Although the two were kissing, they both had their eyes open, and they looked a little weird. Ling Xuan saw Yuhu blinking, and this little guy was definitely going to play tricks again. When Yuhu was about to bite Ling Xuan's lips, he pinched them He squeezed his lower jaw, closed his eyes in peace and asked for it.

"Yeah... despicable!" Yuhu's voice was a bit indistinct. Ling Xuan put his arm around his waist and held Yuhu's jaw with the other hand, pushing Yuhu's body back with all his possessiveness. .

Yuhu pulled Ling Xuan's sleeve, feeling Ling Xuan's tongue licking his roof, causing his whole body to go numb, as if he was about to fall to the ground, but Ling Xuan pushed him between the table and him.

After a while, Ling Xuan let go of Yuhu's hand, stretched out his thumb to wipe the corner of Yuhu's mouth, and said, "This time I did as you asked."

"Hmph, shameless!" Yuhu turned her head angrily, and said, "Do you like to bite people's mouths when you see them?"

"Hehe, how come, I only like to bite the mouth of the fox." Ling Xuan scratched the tip of Yuhu's nose and said.

"Hmph, you can do nothing but these things." Yuhu pushed Ling Xuan's body away and said, folded his hands on his chest, and raised his chin.

"You say the same thing, let me listen." Ling Xuan stood up and asked.

Yuhu is not stupid, if he learns something all day long, it is no problem, Yuhu said with a smile on his lips: "Would you know it, female red?"

"What?" Ling Xuan thought there was something wrong with his ears, snorted coldly, and said, "Hmph, it's a woman's thing, if I know it, it won't be ridiculous."

"Hmph, what, the pattern on your body is not embroidered by those women stitch by stitch. Isn't it said in the book that there is no distinction between high and low in all careers? Are they all deceiving?" Yuhu said angrily.

"But it doesn't say in the book that there is no distinction between men and women in all careers." Ling Xuan raised his eyebrows and said.

"Tch, you just don't know how to do it anyway." Yuhu smiled proudly.

"Then will you know it?" Ling Xuan looked at Yuhu with his chest crossed, and said, "Since this is the case, it's better to compare the two of us. Although neither of us can embroider, we have to try who is smarter. How about it?"

"Okay, try it, I'm afraid you won't succeed." Yuhu usually sees those women shuttle in their hands with needles and threads, it seems that it is not that difficult, just compare, so that this kid will not always look down on him.

"Come here!" Yuhu called out, and the palace maid was ordered to come in.

"Go and get me two things for female celebrities." Yuhu said to the grand lady.

"Female...female red?" The palace maid looked at Yuhu in confusion, thinking she had heard it wrong.

"Hurry up!" Yuhu shouted with her waist in her arms.

"Yes, yes, yes." The grand lady withdrew after she finished speaking, and ordered someone to bring two female red utensils in a short while.

"You all step back, my highness and the young prince will have fun." Although Ling Xuan spoke to the grand lady, his eyes were on Yuhu.

After the palace maid retreated, Ling Xuan picked up an unembroidered handkerchief on the table, and said, "It's too boring to compare like this, why don't we make a bet."

"Okay, just make a bet." Yuhu said confidently, sitting opposite Ling Xuan.

"If I win, you will be at my command anytime, how about it?" Ling Xuan said lightly.

"Hmph, you treat me as a boy, okay, if you lose, how about kneeling for me when you see me from now on?" Yuhu leaned forward.

"Deal, it's a deal." Ling Xuan stretched out his hand, and Yuhu also extended his hand to give him a high-five. Ling Xuan secretly laughed that Yuhu was such a fool. He was his nephew in front of outsiders, and it was only natural to kowtow to him. But he has never knocked it before, it is really ridiculous for Yuhu to bet on his own rights.

"Okay then, let's start." After saying that, Ling Xuan took his share of female workers, picked up the handkerchief, and began to embroider in a decent manner.

Yuhu also took his share, and began to embroider seriously. Although there were patterns on the white gauze, how could two big men who had never embroidered before do it well? Ling Xuan pretended to embroider , looking at Yuhu from time to time, thinking that this thing is also quite interesting.

After a long while, Ling Xuan stood up and brewed two cups of tea, and handed one of them to Yuhu. Looking at the horrific white gauze in Yuhu's hands, he smiled and said, "Uncle Huang embroiders really well. It's the embroidery lady's craftsmanship." Ling Xuan leaned towards Yuhu as he spoke, and 'accidentally' spilled the tea in his hand on Yuhu's clothes.

"Hey!" Yuhu stood up suddenly, his clothes were all wet by him.

"Oh, it's not a good thing, Uncle Huang, hurry up and change clothes." Ling Xuan said with a face of self-blame, and personally wiped the water off Yuhu's body with his sleeve.