The Drunkenness of the White Fox Lying in the Arms of Two Kings

"Could it be that you lied to me when you said that I look like your mother-in-law?" Yuhu said with a wry smile.

"Of course not, can't you see how much I like you?!" Ling Xuan shouted, while Yuhu's smile gradually widened: "I can see it, of course I can see it, I can see that you are watching When I was thinking about another person, that person could not be your wife at all."

Ling Xuan blinked, sighed silently, and said: "Hehe...he is the only one who is qualified to be my wife, I ruined him, I killed him..."

Yuhu saw Ling Xuan clutching his hair with both hands in great pain, and felt a faint reluctance in his heart: "Then who is he?"

"He? He is the virtuous king, my uncle in name, you look exactly like him..." Ling Xuan sat on the futon, with a sneer on the corner of his mouth, and despair and regret in those eyes .

"He...he is your uncle!" Yuhu's eyes widened in shock, this is too exaggerated, the emperor would actually like his uncle, even though he had completely forgotten that this emperor uncle was himself at all.

"So what if it is, so what if it's not?" Ling Xuan raised the corners of his brows slightly, and there was a hint of arrogance in his eyes: "I just want him, I see what they can do to me?! Who is for me!!" At this point, Ling Xuan's eyes showed a trace of anger, and he knocked the incense burner beside him on the ground, Yuhu had never seen him like this since seeing Ling Xuan, and couldn't help taking a step back in fright.

"Are you afraid of me?" Ling Xuan raised his eyebrows and looked at Yuhu beside him, narrowing his eyes dangerously.

"I didn't..." Yuhu's step back had already betrayed his thoughts, he suddenly felt that such Ling Xuan made his spine chill, it was really scary to look at.

Ling Xuan stood up, took a few steps forward, and said coldly, "You are clearly...I want you to like me! Do you know?" Ling Xuan pulled Yuhu's hand up and held it tightly. tight.

"Ah! It hurts! Let go!" Yuhu screamed, only to feel that his hand was about to break: "Are you crazy! You lunatic!" Yuhu pushed Ling Xuan in front of him, and couldn't believe what he saw. The person who glared at him turned out to be the current emperor.

"Hahaha!" Ling Xuan laughed suddenly, raised his eyebrows slightly, and said, "Did you realize that I'm crazy now? I've been crazy for a long time. I've been crazy since he left me!"

"You...you..." Yuhu didn't know what to say for a while, and even had the urge to run out after being stared at like this, but finally he stabilized his mind, chuckled lightly, and said: "Does His Majesty like me?"

Yuhu's words immediately turned Ling Xuan's face pale, he didn't expect the little Taoist in front of him to dare to ask so blatantly.

"You!" Ling Xuan's eyes widened suddenly, he didn't know where to look, he blinked and said, "Don't talk nonsense, the only one I like is Yuhu!"

"Then why does Your Majesty want me to like you? You simply forgot about the one called Yuhu, because you have changed your mind!" Yuhu said fiercely, he would not make him feel better if he played with himself like this.

"It's not like that, no! Shut up!" Ling Xuan yelled at Yuhu, pushed Yuhu down on the futon, pointed at Yuhu with trembling fingers, and said: "I never liked you! Never Not at all!" Ling Xuan's eyes were a little red, like a confused child who didn't know where to go.

Yuhu felt that his nose was sore, he didn't know why he was like this, he just wanted to cry, although he knew it was very girly, but he just couldn't help it.

Yuhu covered his eyes with his hands, wiped away the disobedient tears with his sleeves, his small Adam's apple was floating up and down, his nose became red, and his small mouth was panting with water vapor, looking very pitiful.

Ling Xuan's body could not stand leaning against the shelf, muttering to himself, "God, why is this..." After speaking, he closed his eyes, the corners of which were stained with water vapor.

in the afternoon

Ling Xuan announced to return to the palace in the afternoon, but at this time the official dragon caught up with a tied up Taoist priest and was thrown into the carriage inexplicably.

"Hmm..." Yuhu's mouth was stuffed with a cloth, and he could only make a whining sound, looking angrily at the cozy person above him.

Ling Xuan was wearing a black robe with red trim, ice cubes and a pot of sour plum soup were placed on the low table, and he was holding a fan in his hand. The fox was even more angry.

"You should be surprised that you are here." Ling Xuan said looking at the scenery outside the window, without even looking at Yuhu.

"Woooo..." Yuhu glared at him. Not long after he returned to the room, he felt dark in front of his eyes, and was knocked out. When he woke up, he was tied up and thrown in the car. Outrageous, how could he do this.

Ling Xuan kindly removed the cloth towel from Yuhu's mouth, and Yuhu immediately shouted: "You villain, you even brought me here, how can you have the slightest bit of benevolence and morality of a gentleman!"

"A gentleman only cares about the result. No matter how despicable the process is, how many people will know about it." Ling Xuan put the bowl aside and said with a smile: "I once wanted to be a gentleman, but because of it, I paid a price greater than my life. , do you know? The person who betrayed you may be your closest relative." Ling Xuan frowned inadvertently, but Yuhu didn't notice this movement.

"It's because your heart is abnormal, don't think of others so badly!" Yuhu said angrily.

"Maybe, I don't deny that there are still people who love me in this world, maybe... they once loved me." Ling Xuan said in a very low voice at the end, took another bowl and poured a bowl of sour plum soup, and said, "Would you like to come?" bowl?"

Yuhu glared at him and said, "How can I drink like this!" he moved his body and said.

"That's right, why did I forget that?" Ling Xuan pretended to hit himself on the forehead with a fan, and looked at Yuhu beside him with a smile in his eyes.