star pact general

"Grass!"

Lin Lin dropped the mouse, lay sprawled on the seat, and yelled into the headset, "Giant, you are stupid! The Titan was shot through three fucking shots, and you gave it to me!" The group of brats have been killed! Do you know how to stand? What kind of nerve has broken down in me, sir, to bring you such an apprentice!"

"Master Beet, I'm just starting to learn. There are not many people like me who have just played CF for three days and can reach this level, hehehe..." There was a burst of laughter from the headset.

Lin Lin hummed a few words, raised his hand and rubbed his forehead, "What beet master?! Young master, Lin Tiancai, the watch read the words out of tune for me."

"Beets are more in line with the image of Master going deep into thousands of households for generations to come~"

"Get out of your image!" Lin Lin half-closed his eyes and turned his neck, "I'll be offline soon, the old man's thesis hasn't been moved yet, I have to finish this tonight."

"Hey, Master Beet, you are so foreign, a 21-year-old master student, hey, he really is a male silver who is loved by God!"

Lin Lin curled his lips slightly, obviously enjoying this kind of adoring praise, blew on the shattered black hair on his forehead, and pulled a smile, "Do you think Lin Tiantian is screaming for nothing?"

"..." There was silence on the headset for a while, and then the giant spirit replied solemnly, "Master, in fact, you are really stupid sometimes."

The voice of YY was hung up, Lin Lin clenched his fingers into crackling noises, glanced coldly at the gray buoy of the giant spirit, with a livid face, jumped into a room and calmly shot those biochemical ghosts in the virtual world.

One shot and one headshot, half a bullet was not wasted.

21 years old, a good young man with four socialists, a national high-tech pillar talent, a master student majoring in mechanical automation, good facial features and handsome appearance, self-proclaimed height of 177 cm rounded to 180 cm, short black hair naturally flamboyant, with a kind of style He has the temperament of a military ruffian, and he is keen on e-sports games, especially good at FPS (No. 1 shooting game) sparring. His dream is that one day he can command thousands of troops to enter a different world as an upright ultimate BOSS.

This is Lin Lin.

When Papa Lin named him, the fortune teller wearing sunglasses counted his fingers, stroked his gray beard and nodded meaningfully, "This baby's birth date is very good, but a fire-fate baby, he has to afford a wooden baby." The name of the five elements, wood makes fire, the more prosperous the fire, the more bullish the baby's life will be."

Then, when Dad Lin raised his hand to press the military cap, he made a final decision, "Call Lin Lin!"

Why is it not called "Lin Sen", Lin's father said to Lin's mother, "Children nowadays either like to play Hong Kong accent or like to learn from Jay Chou. In the future, our baby can't be called 'ginseng'."

Lin Lin was born with tenderness and tenderness since he was a child. Although Dad Lin is a tough military lieutenant general, he is actually an unscrupulous master who rarely cares about daughters. All kinds of inconspicuous teasing when holding the son.

"Come on, Lin Lin, give dad a smile, dad will buy you a dress~"

"Yiyi ah ah... woo woo wa wa..."

"Hey! My baby is so handsome when she cries! Dad bought a doll, come, hug~"

"Yiyi ah ah... woo woo wa wa..."

"Oh, why did Lin Lin throw away the doll? Huh? What is this to catch?"

"Yiyi, yeah... Huh? Hehehe..."

"...Lin Lin, we don't play with guns, ah, be good, this is for men to play with, come on, dad, go play with dolls with you~"

At this time, Mama Lin would usually run out at a whirlwind speed in the state of a red wolf, and slap Papa Lin on the forehead with both hands, with her hands pinched on her waist, her brows and vertical eyes look like a Hunan chili girl, "My son just plays with guns." Just play with guns, and buy those red pink dolls for my son, and I'll kill you with one potsticker!"

The Lin family has inherited the fine traditions of a matrilineal society, from the old grandpas of Lin Lin to the current father's generation, the mother-in-law has the final say on everything.

Therefore, Lin Lin's childhood was spent in an extremely happy atmosphere, because mothers generally dote on their sons.

In addition to inheriting the high IQ of Lin's mother and Lin's father, he also inherited Lin's mother's arrogant demeanor and Lin's father's stupidity. Moreover, these two qualities actually existed in his body harmoniously, and alternated from time to time This also directly caused him to attract the extreme admiration of girls since he was a child, and also attracted the covetousness of some men whose lifelong goal was to conquer the same sex.

However, with Papa Lin around, the girls basically stared at the army ruffian father and son in a stupid state.

As for men, rational animals, when they see the general's epaulettes, they will still carefully consider the possible consequences of blind actions.

"Lin Tiancai... I'm stupid, buddy, you named it... Hurry up, come up and assemble!" Teammate A typed out a line of small yellow characters.

Lin Lin was not happy anymore, pointed the mouse at the man's head, and curled his mouth, "Why do you listen to me?"

"I'm stupid!" Teammate A immediately went into a rage, aiming at Lin Lin's forehead and shooting, "You idiot!"

"You are stupid, your whole family is stupid"

Lin Lin stood there without moving. Hitting one's own person in the virtual game is equivalent to hitting the air, and it has no other effect except wasting bullets.He wouldn't be so short, the [-] rounds of guns were reserved for Titan.

The irritable teammate A stopped after shooting two-thirds of the bullets, quickly jumped off the box, rushed to the bullet area to add bullets, and typed a string of words, "Who will kill you in a while?" There are many biochemical ghosts, whoever is the boss!"

Lin Lin sneered, and typed quickly with her slender fingers, "Bi, I'm afraid you'll die and come back, dear~"

As soon as the Enter key was pressed and the transmission was completed, the Ultimate Monster Titan came out leading a group of ant-like biochemical ghosts. Teammate A fell into a single battle in the bullet zone and lost two lives in an instant. On the box, it is very clever to use "Lin Genius" as the center to strategically attack the Titans.

Lin Lin's eyes are slender, and although he has single eyelids, his eyes are not small. He has a very eye-catching handsomeness on this face. He squints slightly, and the naturally slightly curled black hair falls on his forehead, making him look like An unruly little army ruffian, the mouse controls the character skillfully to shoot and dodge, and helps other teammates to deal with several biochemical ghosts close by.

"Grass!" When teammate A's last life was OVER, he typed a series of small yellow characters, "You have the guts! Go out and open a house to fight!"

"The one who told me to open the room was singled out by my dad. He is in Room 4 on Channel 78, General Lin, the big wave girl. You win him first and then come to me to open the room."

Lin Lin raised the corners of her lips, blinked her eyes, and said to herself, "Today is December 2012, 12. Dad didn't give me a ticket..."

Lin Lin laughed out loud, killed Tai Tan with the last shot, quickly ran into Room 4 of Channel 78, stood behind a woman in a military uniform holding a sniper rifle, and chatted with her arms crossed, "General Lin, aren't you going on board today?"

"...The level is not enough, I can't go up, will you come back at night?"

"Can't you go back?"

"Your mother baked a big cake. If you don't come back, I will suffer from pot stickers."

"birthday present?"

"Hey hey, Dad bought an SD doll with a red dress."

"...It's terrible to inherit from generation to generation. I heard from my grandfather that my great-grandfather likes to braid you the most."

"Heh~ Your mother hid that photo like a treasure. I'll show you how magnificent my father was when he was disguised as a woman. Hehehe..."

"...General Lin, in fact, sometimes you are really stupid."

Just as Lin Lin raised his gun to aim at a sniper, before he clicked the mouse button, his eyes suddenly blurred, his ears were filled with the harsh beeping of radio noise, a huge magnetic force desperately attracted him to go up, his eyelids were heavy I couldn't even open my eyes, my head was turned into a puddle of paste, my body seemed to be tightly held by n invisible tentacles, and I was ruthlessly thrown away from the seat. It was extremely uncomfortable being squeezed from top to bottom, and the internal organs were about to explode.

Grass!Have experts studied it?Hallucinations can also lead to suicide.

At that moment, thinking that he was hallucinating, he tried his best to open his eyes, and stared dumbfounded at the huge cracks in the ground under his feet, emitting wisps of smoke, turning into sticky black dots and disappearing before his eyes.

It's over, I was taken away by aliens, Dad, if I don't go home, you will suffer from pot stickers.

The brain fell into extreme dizziness and haziness. Lin Lin felt that she was thrown to the ground by that brute force. With a muffled grunt, she strenuously supported the ground with her hands. Grandma has a leg, this throwing method has no bones Breaking, it's a pain in the flesh, I really am the savior, does the old man take care of his life?

Frowning and looking at the huge black cave in front of him, Lin Lin was speechless for a while, and habitually reached out to brush his short hair on his forehead, and snorted coldly, "Grandma's leg, was it sucked in by the black hole?"

"Meow~"

A childish meow suddenly came from the depths of the cave to answer him, Lin Lin was startled, picked up a large enough stone, looked into the black hole defensively, straightened his neck, and sank into his dantian , and yelled out, "Damn, I'm from Earth, speak Chinese to me!"

If Papa Lin was here, he would definitely find out his logical bug with his big teeth bared, "Son, is the native language of people on Earth Chinese?"

"Meow~"

It was still meowing, but this time it obviously brought the slight trembling characteristic of small animals. At the same time, there were repeated sounds of four-hoofed animals standing up and falling down in the depths of the cave.

Lin Lin scratched his head, a very familiar scene of complaining suddenly flashed in his mind, he got up and moved his aching body, bouncing a stone in his hand while walking into the cave.

I'm afraid that you, the little alien, are not fucking pure men.

At this time, a black figure quietly following behind Lin Lin stopped, took the laser gun on his waist in his hand, put it to his mouth and licked it around, the viscous green liquid snaked down the corner of his mouth, and the dark There is a pair of terrifying, weird and greedy green lights in the room.

After turning three corners, the vision that was blinded by the darkness suddenly became clear.

Lin Lin's eyes widened immediately, and when he saw a ray of golden sunlight shooting into the zenith hole and shining on the long-legged cat in white, he instantly became black.

The long-legged cat was struggling to stand up, and Lin Lin's brain couldn't help replaying a classic scene of sister Lin that was complained by countless people back then. He said in a daze with several crooked voices One sentence, "Mengmeng, stand up?"

This is purely an unconscious response, an off-line sentence unfiltered by the brain.

It was really strange, after hearing this, the long-legged cat stood up abruptly, its four long legs shortened abruptly, and a bulging blue little one was supported on the tip of its long and curly white tail. The ball gave off a faint ghostly light, it turned its head to look at Lin Lin, its pair of silver animal eyes were wet and moist, and rushed towards Lin Tiancai, "Meow~"

Lin Lin swears to God, just now he definitely saw the long-legged cat drooling and smiling.