Zombie Boy Cultivating Immortals
Chapter 1 Dear Zombie Boy
He didn't know why it became like this.
The sun, the glare of the sun, made him want to hide instinctively, the noise, those loud voices made him dizzy.
Why are they all surrounding themselves?
He knew them, they called themselves "people", they seemed to be able to come out to move around day and night, they were weird, they liked to eat the corpses of various creatures and lived in very large coffins.
Has something happened?
These people seemed to be different from the ones he had seen. The males also wore skirts and had long hair.
They called him "Master" and told him not to go there.
Joke, if you don't let me pass, I won't pass, what are you!
You bastard, how dare you grab your own hand!
It can't be tolerated, a human dares to bully him on the head, courting death!
So he made a move—
He reached out, jumped, and strangled his neck tightly.
The noise got louder, buzzing, and it disturbed him.
Cunning human beings know that they hate noise the most, and use noise to deal with themselves. They are really cunning and want to let themselves go, don't even think about it!
He saw a female behind him holding a thick piece of wood and looking at him in panic. He wanted to laugh, joke, that thing wanted to deal with him?
dream!
"bump--"
The severe pain in the head was like being pierced through the skull by a mahogany sword.
When his eyes went dark, his vision began to blur, and the wood in the female's hand "slapped" to the ground.
Before he fainted, he just wanted to scold the sky, why would a wooden stick hit a zombie?
o(╯□╰)o
Well, it seems like a long time later, the screen jumps——
Woke up again, still very noisy.
I remember the patriarch said that human beings are noisy creatures.
At this moment, he had begun to notice the unusualness of his body. It had to be said that a zombie was a creature with a relatively long reflex arc.
He slept for four days before he felt he had to face reality.
He's become food for his own claws, man!
This is a tragedy, and almost all creatures have reached a consensus. Humans are a kind of cruel and cunning creatures who are strong on the outside and can use external forces. The protective skin is weak, and a needle can bleed. There is something called Dongfang among human beings. Yes, they specifically use needles to mutilate the same kind. They always create all kinds of strange things, ignoring their own exercise. Well, although he also thinks that sometimes those things are useful, but he can't stand human beings. Cruel, they actually use various methods to deal with the corpses of living creatures, burn or cook the corpses and then swallow them. This is the most intolerable point for him. This directly leads to the decrease in the number of zombies!
Unforgivable!
"The second young master is crazy."
"Oh, you don't know, I was scared to death, it was like being possessed by a ghost, that old Zhang was almost strangled to death."
"Shh, don't tell others, I just heard from Xiao Hong who is beside Madam that the master wants to send the second young master to..."
"What..."
— Keep your voice down, or I will strangle you!
The brain started to work, the brainwaves started to fire, but nothing worked, the noise continued.
He tried again, threatening with brainwaves and the aura unique to zombies, but still, it didn't work at all.
He was a little puzzled, and it took another night before he realized that humans and zombies are different. Brain waves and auras are useless to them. Send information using brain waves.
Humans are not like this. They rely on their mouths to communicate continuously. Only a few are accustomed to using body language and chewing repeatedly. It is very difficult for zombies with stiff bodies, so most zombies choose to drink Dew, moonlight, but in order to exercise muscles, occasionally they will catch a few creatures to sharpen their claws and pinch them, usually they will not kill them, but most humans are scared to death by themselves, there is also a situation , because people are too noisy, zombies hate noise, and kill them regardless of the severity.
If people are accidentally killed, the zombies will find a place to bury them as a reserve army of zombies, because the number of zombies is too small, and becoming a zombie itself requires a lot of external conditions, what can't see the wind, can't see the water, can't see the insects , now it is really hard to find a complete body, either eaten or burned, there are very few people like him who have been preserved for 50 years and finally become zombies. The patriarch said that he should be grateful to himself. He accidentally fell off the cliff and then fell into the cave, leaving himself a whole body.
To become a zombie, the irrelevant part of the human body will degenerate, such as emotion, such as memory, and the part left behind will be particularly developed, such as muscles, such as nerves. Like most zombies, he can no longer remember his life. What is it like.
After resting for a while, he lazily sorted out the memories blocked by her in his brain, which were probably the memories of the corpse.
Sure enough, it is very noisy and boring. There is an older brother and sister, and a younger brother, who seems to be always ignored. It seems to like a female. The female intends to mate with other males, and then the body goes crazy. Why is it crazy? Well, because he could feel that the nerves of the main body were in extreme disorder at that time, talking nonsense, laughing and crying from time to time.
He really doesn't know what's the point of crying. It seems that the female person that Ontology likes doesn't know Ontology. Humans call this thing "secret love". up...
I forgot to mention that these days, human beings have traveled all over the world, and they have been fascinated by zombies. Knowing about human beings is not difficult. It is one thing to know, but another thing to understand. I don't know what's the point of liking this thing?Human beings just like to waste time in some irrelevant places, whether you love me or not, whether I love him or not, love comes and goes, and in the end it is not broken...
He didn't understand why he was the one who jumped into the river and was salvaged. The body of the main body is here, so where is his own body?
He doesn't remember that there are no dead zombies in the clan. Even if he hates fire and sunshine, it's just because of his different living habits. A rag, yes, a rag!
"Hey, tell me why the second young master hasn't woken up until now, maybe it's going to die..."
"Bah, bah, bah, you stinking mouth, the second young master treats you well, you can't curse the second young master like that!"
"Oh, just talking, if you don't report on me, who knows!"
Another group of noisy people, there are different people chattering in my ears every day, it’s so annoying, human mouths are really scary, in addition to eating corpses, they will also emit ultrasonic waves that stimulate zombies, if they are allowed to do this again If you continue to be arrogant, if you can't keep yourself, you will be wiped out one day. Could it be that those people know that they are zombies, and they want to use this method to make their souls disappear?
Really despicable human beings? !
Hey, what is meanness?
There seems to be a lot of things in his mind that don't belong to him, and the main body is real. They are all dead and don't know how to die quickly. They even left a lot of things for themselves. What's the use of these things? ", "Looking at things to know", "Sunset clouds and lonely birds flying together"... What are these things?
Although he admits that human beings are superior to zombies in certain aspects, he still likes his original body. How can he escape from this body? Should he find a place where there is no wind, no rain, no insects, and wait quietly? die?
This is not acceptable, everything has its own laws, what if the main body comes back and finds that he has become a zombie?
Hey, what the hell did the main body do? Can you come out quickly and take your body away! !
He got up and tried to move his limbs. Humans are really useless. Males are naturally stronger than females. Look, this male has no muscles at all, his motor nerves are obviously in a state of lethargy, and his physical indicators are not up to standard. This is the male human being, tsk tsk tsk, it's not very good, and it's the same with females presumably.
Thinking of this, he has a sense of racial superiority, and a strong sense of pride in belonging to zombies arises spontaneously.
It's better to be a zombie, with sharp claws and flexible limbs, and there are not so many messy things in your mind.
It's a pity that he couldn't go back, and he turned into a human being.
A strong sense of frustration made him very depressed.
Only now, Mr. Zombie still doesn't understand what happened, why he has such a strange feeling, a sense of loneliness, as if people all over the world have abandoned him.
Hey, no, who told him what abandonment is.
The sun, the glare of the sun, made him want to hide instinctively, the noise, those loud voices made him dizzy.
Why are they all surrounding themselves?
He knew them, they called themselves "people", they seemed to be able to come out to move around day and night, they were weird, they liked to eat the corpses of various creatures and lived in very large coffins.
Has something happened?
These people seemed to be different from the ones he had seen. The males also wore skirts and had long hair.
They called him "Master" and told him not to go there.
Joke, if you don't let me pass, I won't pass, what are you!
You bastard, how dare you grab your own hand!
It can't be tolerated, a human dares to bully him on the head, courting death!
So he made a move—
He reached out, jumped, and strangled his neck tightly.
The noise got louder, buzzing, and it disturbed him.
Cunning human beings know that they hate noise the most, and use noise to deal with themselves. They are really cunning and want to let themselves go, don't even think about it!
He saw a female behind him holding a thick piece of wood and looking at him in panic. He wanted to laugh, joke, that thing wanted to deal with him?
dream!
"bump--"
The severe pain in the head was like being pierced through the skull by a mahogany sword.
When his eyes went dark, his vision began to blur, and the wood in the female's hand "slapped" to the ground.
Before he fainted, he just wanted to scold the sky, why would a wooden stick hit a zombie?
o(╯□╰)o
Well, it seems like a long time later, the screen jumps——
Woke up again, still very noisy.
I remember the patriarch said that human beings are noisy creatures.
At this moment, he had begun to notice the unusualness of his body. It had to be said that a zombie was a creature with a relatively long reflex arc.
He slept for four days before he felt he had to face reality.
He's become food for his own claws, man!
This is a tragedy, and almost all creatures have reached a consensus. Humans are a kind of cruel and cunning creatures who are strong on the outside and can use external forces. The protective skin is weak, and a needle can bleed. There is something called Dongfang among human beings. Yes, they specifically use needles to mutilate the same kind. They always create all kinds of strange things, ignoring their own exercise. Well, although he also thinks that sometimes those things are useful, but he can't stand human beings. Cruel, they actually use various methods to deal with the corpses of living creatures, burn or cook the corpses and then swallow them. This is the most intolerable point for him. This directly leads to the decrease in the number of zombies!
Unforgivable!
"The second young master is crazy."
"Oh, you don't know, I was scared to death, it was like being possessed by a ghost, that old Zhang was almost strangled to death."
"Shh, don't tell others, I just heard from Xiao Hong who is beside Madam that the master wants to send the second young master to..."
"What..."
— Keep your voice down, or I will strangle you!
The brain started to work, the brainwaves started to fire, but nothing worked, the noise continued.
He tried again, threatening with brainwaves and the aura unique to zombies, but still, it didn't work at all.
He was a little puzzled, and it took another night before he realized that humans and zombies are different. Brain waves and auras are useless to them. Send information using brain waves.
Humans are not like this. They rely on their mouths to communicate continuously. Only a few are accustomed to using body language and chewing repeatedly. It is very difficult for zombies with stiff bodies, so most zombies choose to drink Dew, moonlight, but in order to exercise muscles, occasionally they will catch a few creatures to sharpen their claws and pinch them, usually they will not kill them, but most humans are scared to death by themselves, there is also a situation , because people are too noisy, zombies hate noise, and kill them regardless of the severity.
If people are accidentally killed, the zombies will find a place to bury them as a reserve army of zombies, because the number of zombies is too small, and becoming a zombie itself requires a lot of external conditions, what can't see the wind, can't see the water, can't see the insects , now it is really hard to find a complete body, either eaten or burned, there are very few people like him who have been preserved for 50 years and finally become zombies. The patriarch said that he should be grateful to himself. He accidentally fell off the cliff and then fell into the cave, leaving himself a whole body.
To become a zombie, the irrelevant part of the human body will degenerate, such as emotion, such as memory, and the part left behind will be particularly developed, such as muscles, such as nerves. Like most zombies, he can no longer remember his life. What is it like.
After resting for a while, he lazily sorted out the memories blocked by her in his brain, which were probably the memories of the corpse.
Sure enough, it is very noisy and boring. There is an older brother and sister, and a younger brother, who seems to be always ignored. It seems to like a female. The female intends to mate with other males, and then the body goes crazy. Why is it crazy? Well, because he could feel that the nerves of the main body were in extreme disorder at that time, talking nonsense, laughing and crying from time to time.
He really doesn't know what's the point of crying. It seems that the female person that Ontology likes doesn't know Ontology. Humans call this thing "secret love". up...
I forgot to mention that these days, human beings have traveled all over the world, and they have been fascinated by zombies. Knowing about human beings is not difficult. It is one thing to know, but another thing to understand. I don't know what's the point of liking this thing?Human beings just like to waste time in some irrelevant places, whether you love me or not, whether I love him or not, love comes and goes, and in the end it is not broken...
He didn't understand why he was the one who jumped into the river and was salvaged. The body of the main body is here, so where is his own body?
He doesn't remember that there are no dead zombies in the clan. Even if he hates fire and sunshine, it's just because of his different living habits. A rag, yes, a rag!
"Hey, tell me why the second young master hasn't woken up until now, maybe it's going to die..."
"Bah, bah, bah, you stinking mouth, the second young master treats you well, you can't curse the second young master like that!"
"Oh, just talking, if you don't report on me, who knows!"
Another group of noisy people, there are different people chattering in my ears every day, it’s so annoying, human mouths are really scary, in addition to eating corpses, they will also emit ultrasonic waves that stimulate zombies, if they are allowed to do this again If you continue to be arrogant, if you can't keep yourself, you will be wiped out one day. Could it be that those people know that they are zombies, and they want to use this method to make their souls disappear?
Really despicable human beings? !
Hey, what is meanness?
There seems to be a lot of things in his mind that don't belong to him, and the main body is real. They are all dead and don't know how to die quickly. They even left a lot of things for themselves. What's the use of these things? ", "Looking at things to know", "Sunset clouds and lonely birds flying together"... What are these things?
Although he admits that human beings are superior to zombies in certain aspects, he still likes his original body. How can he escape from this body? Should he find a place where there is no wind, no rain, no insects, and wait quietly? die?
This is not acceptable, everything has its own laws, what if the main body comes back and finds that he has become a zombie?
Hey, what the hell did the main body do? Can you come out quickly and take your body away! !
He got up and tried to move his limbs. Humans are really useless. Males are naturally stronger than females. Look, this male has no muscles at all, his motor nerves are obviously in a state of lethargy, and his physical indicators are not up to standard. This is the male human being, tsk tsk tsk, it's not very good, and it's the same with females presumably.
Thinking of this, he has a sense of racial superiority, and a strong sense of pride in belonging to zombies arises spontaneously.
It's better to be a zombie, with sharp claws and flexible limbs, and there are not so many messy things in your mind.
It's a pity that he couldn't go back, and he turned into a human being.
A strong sense of frustration made him very depressed.
Only now, Mr. Zombie still doesn't understand what happened, why he has such a strange feeling, a sense of loneliness, as if people all over the world have abandoned him.
Hey, no, who told him what abandonment is.
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