Online Game: Gossip Demon World II I am not, a prostitute

If you ignore that the person in front of you is a slime who can't tell the gender and has no organs (not even a nose and eyes!) except for the jelly-shaped body, you can successfully meet in just ten seconds The behavior of falling in love with each other and giving birth to a child in broad daylight under the eyes of everyone is indeed a erotic palace. As the author (?) of these two slimes, Shi Mo turned his head with a reddish face and shame: " Their actions have nothing to do with me!"

The eyes of Dim Cang Mo and Paimeng fully expressed a few characters: "Who. Believe. Ah?!"

"I knew I shouldn't expect too much from a prostitute." Paimon looked at the ceiling, his face full of pain: "I'm afraid my life's wisdom will be ruined in your hands, so don't say anything about you when I go out." It's my apprentice, get out, get out of here!"

──Fuck, I don’t want to be a prostitute, I blame that irresponsible King Asi and that bastard NPC village chief!

"If you tell me to get out, I have to get out?!" Shi Mo was poked by Paimon's feet, since he entered the online game, he was bullied by the devil, bullied by the NPC village chief, framed by the NPC master, chased and killed by the NPC guards, despised by the NPC elves, and hidden. Cangmo slave's anger erupted all of a sudden, and the system alarm beeped in his ears: "The anger tank is full, be careful to run away, be careful to blacken!"

The so-called do not perish in silence, but erupt in silence.If the anger accumulates to full capacity, even the shivering little sheep will transform into Big Big Wolf... Ah, no, it will transform into Pleasant Goat.What's more, Shi Mo was originally a three-year-old who went to the house to uncover tiles, six-year-old pulled girls' hair, used pirated software, and read pirated articles. In order not to cook, he could take two coats and walk a dozen times in the supermarket to eat empty-handed. The pure erratic (rotten) young man who eats at the counter will naturally turn into a blackened erratic youth when his anger is full.

──Master, I don’t want to show my power, you bastard NPCs really think you are Hello Kitty?I don’t know that cats are now arrogant queens and emperors, can a loyal dog be scratched to death with one paw? !

In the past, he would retort weakly and reiterate that he is not a prostitute, but this time he simply blackened the broken pot and smashed the name of the prostitute, kicking over the chair next to him and stepping on it to climb up like a lewd smile : "What's the matter with the lewd thief? This is the devil world. There are not only lewd thieves but also lewd demons! His Majesty Asi himself is the king of lewd demons! What's wrong with me being a lewd thief?!"

Paimon's arrogance suddenly fell by half: "No, not so much..."

"I just want to go out and advertise that I'm your apprentice!" Shi Mo looked at Paimeng's face that was ashen, and showed an evil smile: "Unless..."

"...unless?" Pymon swallowed.

"Unless you can give me some treasures." Shi Mo clasped his hands on his chest, looked down at Paimeng, and learned the signature moves of Darkness and Cangmo by ten percent—of course, the effect may only be the six of the deity. , Qicheng, "If the master is satisfied, he will not speak out."

──But against Paimon, this is enough.

With a bitter old face, Paimon pulled out a box from under the bookshelf with trembling hands, and opened it full of painting tools: "I, I can only give you one."

Mo Shi dissatisfied: "Only one?" Is this too little? !

"Only one." Pimon replied bitterly, "No matter how many there are, the system won't let you accept them."

"Okay then..." Shi Mo nodded after thinking about it, no matter how black he is, he can't offend that convulsive system.

Paimon took out five painting tools from the box: "It's all here, you can see for yourself."

Shi Mo looked over one by one.

【The Miracle Brush: It is said to be a magic brush that can draw miracles.

Prop Effect: Add a random effect to the player's painting.

Note: The random effect will be determined by the player's lucky value. Players with poor RP are likely to suffer backlash, so please don't try it lightly. 】

[Capture picture book: A wonderful picture book that can capture the creatures or non-living things you see in front of you on paper.

Item effect: Can capture creatures: monsters, NPCs, other players (the level depends on the player's level and painting skill level), and has a 30% chance to temporarily control the captured creatures.

It can capture all unowned non-biological items, the time is permanent, and the item can be used by tearing off the drawing paper.

Note: The length of capture time will be determined by the player's painting skills, and the captured non-biological items may mutate (whether the mutation depends on the player's painting skills)]

[Spirit-capturing picture scroll: Painting a person on a picture scroll can capture a person's soul, causing the opponent to temporarily stun or dementia. The holding time of the soul is determined by the player's painting skills. 】

[Pen of virtual reality: A brush that can paint on any object (including air). 】

[Painted skin: As long as you paint your appearance, you can pretend to be anyone or any creature. 】

Shi Mo immediately ruled out the [Painted Skin], not to mention the name of this item, it makes people think of the monsters and goblins in Liaozhai. Skills, there is no need for this prop at all.

The introduction of [Pen of Emptiness and Reality] does not seem to be as powerful as [Pen of Miracle], and [Capturing Picture Book] seems to be more useful than [Soul Capture Scroll].The only question now is, should I use the [Miracle Pen] or the [Capture Book]?

──At this time, you still have to ask the insider, right?

Shi Mo looked at Paimon: "Which is better, this [Miracle Pen] or [Capture Painting Book]?"

Paimon thought for a while in a dilemma: "This picture book focuses on hunting animals. It will be handy if it is used in conjunction with the main profession of animal trainer. If you want to use it, it is not impossible. It can still come in handy as an armor. It's just "He paused, "Whether it is a drawing book or painting skills, you must have a brush to use it."

Mo Shi made a decisive decision: "Then ask for this [Miracle Pen]!"

Pai Meng handed him the pen in pain, "Don't forget to recognize the Lord with blood."

Shi Mo smiled openly and immediately started to prick his finger with the [Sex Demon Pestle], dripping a drop of blood onto the [Miracle Pen].

Ding, the system Tianyin: "The player obtained a special professional prop [Miracle Pen] with eighteen touches, and successfully recognized the owner with a drop of blood."

Momo, who successfully completed the blackmail/robbery, put away his pen contentedly, and looked at Anyin Cangmo: "Let's go."

An Yin Cang Mo has been watching the fun since just now, Shi Mo met his eyes, and felt that those blue eyes were full of doting smiles, "Okay."

They didn't see the weird smile on Paimon's mouth when they turned around and went out.

──Of course I didn't hear Paimon's muttering to himself.

"Hey hey, want to blackmail an NPC? It's not that easy! Hey hey..."