Online Game: Gossip Demon World II I am not, a prostitute

I stayed in the prison for three hours of game time, tried digging tunnels (no tools), tearing down the railings (no strength), even pretending to foam at the mouth to lure the guards to come over to check (no attention) and other classic ways to escape from prison. After getting no results, Shi Mo finally had to surrender: "Okay, uncle, I am willing to be your apprentice."

"Hahaha! That's right!" The uncle looked up to the sky with a long smile, and took out a black leather manual from his arms: "This is my exclusive true biography──"The Book of Sex Thieves", you will definitely benefit from it for a lifetime after learning it!"

".....｜｜" "Treasure of Obscene Thieves"... I also returned "Treasure of Sunflowers"!

Shi Mo took over the "Book of Obscene Thieves" from the uncle, and only heard a ding, and the system Tianyin said: "Player Shiba Mo became the closed disciple of NPC 'Mo Mo is to touch Sky', and got the true biography, Became a branch of the Thief profession - Flower Picker."

"Could it be that I have to be known as the 'flower picker' all the time in this online game?" Shi Mo asked depressedly, not even having the strength to go crazy.

"No no, if you like beautiful women, you are a flower picker; if you like handsome men, you are a grass picker; when your level is high and your skills are proficient, you are a flower picker/grass picker. If you upgrade and upgrade, you may be straight Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" The uncle laughed with his hips akimbo, but Shi Mo wanted to slap him on the forehead with a handbook.

"Hey, the master has already paid homage, how do I get out?" Shi Mo asked.

"You learn skills!" The uncle pointed to the manual, "Once you learn it, you will know!"

Grinding his teeth, Mo Mo opened the manual, learning to feel wrong: "Hey, wait, if your skills can escape, why are you still here?"

──But when he said this, he had already learned all the skills.

Seeing "The Book of Obscene Thieves" disappearing from his hand, Shi Mo wanted to throw the damn manual back to the uncle, so he had no choice but to open the skill panel to see what was inside.

[Seduction Lv1: Effectively lure all kinds of monsters/NPCs/players, it is the best skill to lure monsters/bargain/collude with partners.

Remarks: Be careful that overuse will be pushed down by out-of-control monsters/NPCs/players. ]

"What the hell kind of skill is this ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'" If there is a table in this empty cell right now, Shi Mo will definitely lift the table up: "Is this picking flowers or being picked!!"

The uncle spread his hands indifferently: "What's the difference? Aren't your relatives and being kissed are kisses?"

──It doesn't matter if you are kissed or kissed, but if you fuck and get fucked, okay? !

"Besides, how can I use this ghost skill to get me out of the cell?!"

"Don't worry, don't worry, there's not only one skill, just keep watching~" the uncle said cheerfully.

"..." Shi Mo continued to scroll down, and saw another skill.

[Follow what you like Lv1: within 30 seconds after use, it can become the target's favorite person/object/animal, and the state maintenance time will be extended as the skill upgrades. ]

"What is this for?" Shi Mo asked suspiciously, "I thought you were teaching the skills of a prostitute."

"Of course it's a thief skill!" The uncle said with his eyes widened, "Boy, your understanding of thief is too superficial! There are several types of thieves. Such thieves will never become atmospheric."

"...I want to be this kind of normal thief!" Shi Mo complained.

The uncle looked him up and down: "Based on your appearance, tsk tsk, you are too attractive to be a thief."

"What does being a thief have to do with my looks?!"

"Of course there is! To be a thief is to be inconspicuous, so that you can blend in the crowd unobtrusively. The highest level is that everyone treats you as a little transparent, stealing things without anyone noticing, stealing as much as you like. !"

"Is there really such a person..."

"Of course!" The uncle nodded, and continued to spit: "The second type of thieves are those spies who steal information. This kind of people are good at disguising, watching people's words, entering the enemy's camp, using their own I am playing with my own life with my brain, but it often ends up not being human." Then he looked Shi Mo up and down again: "You, it's useless!"

"...Why do you say I'm useless?!" Shi Mo was dissatisfied.

"What you need to be a spy are brains, guts, and the ability to protect yourself according to changing circumstances. If you look at it, you are a weak chicken with no self-protection ability. It must be useless!"

"Uncle... I really want to beat you up!" Shi Mo gritted his teeth.

The uncle pointed to the [Hidden Profession NPC-Touch, touch is to touch Sky-Level 109] on his head: "Look, I don't even know my level and want to challenge, why do you offend people everywhere like this?" Can you be a spy?"

Shi Shi grinds his teeth: "Okay, I'll bear it!"

"The third type, which is the highest level of thieves, is actually a thieves!" The uncle pointed to the sky with one hand and put his hands on his hips, "These thieves are divided into upper, middle and lower classes, and the lower thieves are the least popular. They steal People are not feelings, but they are like mice crossing the street and everyone shouts and beats them."

"Have you ever seen a prostitute who isn't 'rat crossing the street and everyone shouting and beating'..." Shi Mo complained.

"Medium prostitutes, they are romantic but not obscene, passing through thousands of flowers without touching their bodies. Everyone gets together and disperses, so naturally there will be no 'rats crossing the street and everyone shouting and beating'." The uncle said, " And what I teach you is to be the best prostitute."

"Okay, okay... so what is it?" Shi Mo asked perfunctorily, lacking in interest.

"The essence of this classy prostitute lies in the word 'stealing one's heart'."

"Steal your heart?"

"Exactly! Only this top-notch thug can grasp the preferences of countless people in an instant, prescribe the right medicine and hit the bull's-eye..."

"Uncle, you are starting to talk nonsense..."

"Ahem... All in all, the essence is to 'poke the cuteness fiercely', steal people's hearts invisibly, and when they find out, they can't do without you!"

"So this trick [follows what it likes]..."

"Yes, it's our unique trick!" The uncle hahaha looked up to the sky and laughed.

"You're so tall! Can this bullshit move kill monsters?" Shi Mo looked at the uncle with contempt.

"...can't..." Sure enough.

"Can I get experience points?" Shi Mo continued to ask.

"...Maybe?..." The uncle wiped his cold sweat.

"...Can it be cured?" Shi Mo chased after him.

"...can't..." The uncle broke out in cold sweat.

"...Can you increase your status?..." Shi Mo was about to go berserk.

"...You can add the status of 'Meng Meng'!" The uncle finally slapped his palm and replied excitedly.

"...Then there is a P for it!!!" Shi Mo went crazy.

"Don't jump to conclusions so early~" The uncle waved his hand, "This is "Gossip Demon World"~ You never know what will happen in the next second~"

"Ha..." Shi Mo was skeptical.