Online Game: Gossip Demon World II I am not, a prostitute

Poster: QAQ, who has been reading data until he no longer knows numbers

The master has been called to help sort out the data in the table since yesterday afternoon, and now the master not only doesn’t know what the numbers are, but even the finger that keeps pressing the keys doesn’t feel like his own ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ, it is said There is still a meeting tonight. ?゜? (ノД')?゜? .

So hurry up and have a few minutes of rest time, let's have a hair first! ! (=? ω?)?

Presumably, after the introduction of the master, everyone understood how cheating it is to hook up with Michael, so our group leader, who is known as the stingy God of Wealth, Mamen No. [-], resolutely decided to give up hooking up with Michael. (>person<;)

Then the next seemingly normal candidate should be Gabriel, the oldest in the heavenly realm. ! (◎＿◎;)

However, after the hard work of Luzhu and Luzhu's brothers, we finally discovered that Gabriel's way of hooking up is actually not normal at all! ! Σ (? д? lll)

First of all, Gabriel is a serious moralist and the spinster with the longest tenure in the heaven. This also determines that if you misbehave in the heaven or your moral value does not break through the sky, it is basically difficult to get Gabriel Even if it is a small amount of favorability, and giving her gifts and flowers will not only be scolded but also the gift will not be returned.

Some people (?) who don’t know the truth will ask (?ω?) ノ, if that’s the case, why don’t you just don’t need to give gifts and the whole group can brush moral values ​​together?But what Lu mainly tells you is that the moral value of the heavens is by no means something that can be obtained by helping grandpas and grandmas cross the road! ! ——Of course there are no grandparents in heaven to help you cough cough ('▽')? ——And killing monsters not only won't get the moral value, but will also be deducted! !Even killing demons will be detained! ! !Nima, how cheating is this? !Doesn't this mean that everyone can't do any tasks except for the tasks released by Gabriel himself? !Moreover, the quests released by Gabriel are recognized by the heavens as being rare, the content is boring, and the experience points and bonuses are also cheating. The ranking is the first! ! !This is an online game. If you just accept Gabriel's mission and don't spawn monsters, then how can you level up? You bastard! ! ! (┘? Д?) ┘︵┴─┴Actually, this is not the most deceitful thing, the most deceitful thing is-Nima and the opposite sex will be deducted moral points as long as they increase their favorability!!!!Nima It’s okay if you can’t fall in love with a girl. Why can’t you shake hands with a guy?!!! Triggering a JQ Nima’s moral value will drop a lot!!! This is fundamentally in conflict with the basic system of this game Set it up bastard!!＜(?Д?)┘︵θ︵θ︵θ︵θ︵☆! How those girls hooked up with Gabriel is still an eternal mystery!!!

So Gabriel was quickly removed from our group's hookup list by a unanimous vote after a show of hands by the whole group...

Someone asked before (quoted by the master): Obviously there is still Raphael who is warm and oily, let me say!Even if he disappears from time to time, since he is a priest + archer, we should look for him!Doesn't this give a choice?

What the master wants to say is that you are too naive, this kid shoe ('-'). . oO(

Raphael isn't someone you can kidnap if you want to?゜? (ノД')?゜? . …No, in fact, maybe Raphael is even harder to beat than Michael Gabriel QAQAQAQAQAQ! !

If you want to kidnap an NPC, you must first know what the NPC likes and then start with the degree of favorability. Michael at least has the super weakness of His Majesty's brainless fan, which can never be said, but Raphael only likes to cultivate mold and Skip work! ! ! (┘? Д?) ┘︵┴─┴

...Well, according to the gossip widely circulated in the heavens, he also likes the little loli who can sing the onion song.

So everyone can foresee how tragic it would be to hook up with Raphael! ! !If you want to get mold in the sky-not to mention how disgusting it is-it is unlikely, the only way is to steal it from Raphael, but if you steal mold from Raphael You also gave him the stolen goods as a gift, which is either treating him as an idiot or yourself as an idiot, so this strategy path was shot without any suspense.

Then the second strategy path! !skip class!Nima Raphael's favorite thing is skipping work! !ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ=3=3=3 This is simply a difficult task that cannot be liked! !There is simply nowhere to start! !Raphael himself is a king of skipping work, he teleports and escapes to the number one in the heavens, you can't even catch up, even if you catch up, it's not helping people skip work, it's arresting people to go back to work! !Don't even think about helping him skip work to gain favorability. In addition, if you successfully hook him up as an NPC of the legion, it will increase his workload invisibly, so the favorability required to hook up with Raphael is actually three times that of other archangels. ! !Nima is three times asshole Raphael, how much do you hate going to work? ! (┘? Д?) ︵θ︵θ︵θ︵θ︵☆!

Although I understand your feelings very well, but you can't do this! ! ! (T_T)\(^-^)

In addition, as for the third path, it is entirely because the group's own hardware conditions are insufficient that it is impossible to attack. Nima Luzhu, there are too many muscular men in this group, so there are no cute little loli! ! !I can't beat the master, so I have to go into battle by myself! ! !Luzhu can also use kaomoji to show her cuteness, which is cuter than those little loli who can only type Martian characters! !The boss also bought a cute fashion! ! !As a result, when the boss wore cat ear costumes and all the knights in the regiment showed up to beg for support, Nima Raphael actually spit out a mouthful of blood and vomited! !He vomited! ! ! !This is really disrespectful to the master, bastard!A muscular man can be a cute bastard even if he looks cute! !A group of muscular men who act cute like lolita can also be cute (┘? Д?)︵θ︵θ︵θ︵θ︵☆!!!!

PS I don’t have enough space, so I have to come back to August [-] next time. Our group hooked up with Uriel (つД’)ノ