Online Game: Gossip Demon World II I am not, a prostitute

Poster: I went to have lunch yesterday and found out that the restaurant was demolished ∑(?Д?)!masturbation

Ahhh, the shop I used to go to for lunch was suddenly demolished and remodeled... How to solve the daily lunch suddenly became a problem! (￣＋ー￣)

Luzhu is back again, do you miss Luzhu and Luzhu's posts? ? ? (=? ω?)?

Today, I will come to August [-], our legion and our leader.

Our legion is also ranked in the forefront in the heavenly realm. It was the third legion in the heavenly realm to pass the review! !Speaking of this, children’s shoes who are more familiar with the heavens already know it (((o(*?▽?*)o)))~

right!Our legion is the B-rank legion[. X=X. ]! ! ! !

PS: [. X=X. ]?This is really not a kaomoji but a legion name! ! (Wait, it's actually a kaomoji. Hey, what the hell is the Lord talking about... cough, cough, forget it, everyone can understand...

Speaking of which, the name of the legion was chosen by the master ~ ('▽')? ! ! ! ! !

There are a total of 73 people in our legion, belonging to Archangel Uriel, and they are stationed at the suspended ridge between the third heaven and the fourth heaven.Speaking of Suspending Ridge, it is really not a good place, because it really hangs!float!exist!null!middle! ! ! !And there is no teleportation array! ! ! ! ! !

So to go to our territory, if there is no teleportation scroll, either jump down from the fourth heaven, or fly up from the third heaven - the former is easy to fall to death or be caught by the wind if you don't find a good position. Scrape to another world, the latter is terribly full of Fei Lanfei (who can tell me why Fei Lanfei has to eat too much to fly with wings?!!!), comparing the two... Cough, the master is still I prefer to directly call the head of the invincible life chain to send scrolls to the boss '_>'...

The reason why I chose this place is because I can only choose the residence of Archangel Uriel here—Hiding Face (つД')ノ, so is there any choice? ? ! ! ——The second is because our leader said that this place is easy to defend and difficult to attack. If we want to fight a territorial battle in the future, the enemy will fall to death before they can reach it~ Facts have proved that our leader’s decision is extremely wise and powerful *(^o^)/*～

Ps: I didn't say good things about the leader because he invited him to lunch today! ! ! (((o(*?▽?*)o)))

After talking about our legion, of course we have to talk about our leader~

Our group leader has a tough ID called [Copy Your Family], the owner was very horrified when he saw it at first, but after getting acquainted with the group leader, he found out. It turns out that the group leader is the tax bureau or a special audit... If it's really a copycat party, the boss immediately respects the head of the group, isn't it! !You can't mess with the leader if you mess with anyone! ! !Civil servants are the scariest these days (/_;)! ! !If you make him be careful, he will use all kinds of plucking exploitative tricks to search all the oil and water from your body and put it in his own pocket! ! !

Cough, but it's because we can!relative!Can!Respectfully!The group leader’s own god skills, our group’s funds can always maintain the leading position in the heavens, and we can gain a firm foothold in the poor heavens that can’t even pay official wages! !

When the boss met the group leader, he was still a rookie at the tenth level. He just passed the exam and was wearing a whiteboard suit and holding a whiteboard weapon. He struggled with the tasks that everyone had completed in the previous seven days (つД') ノ, and then did not Be careful when you are playing the little flower essence in the wild, and you suddenly and inexplicably provoked a nectar-picking level [-] furious bear boss—who will tell me why there is such a strange creature in the heavens! ! ! ! ——Running wildly in a panic, I bumped into the team leader who was fighting the [-]th-level [Ghost Boss]. As a result, the boss was of course slapped by the bear boss and returned to the respawn point without any suspense. The leader and the others followed the master within a few seconds (//?//)...

Then the boss found out that they had been guarding that [weird boss] for three whole days and finally caught him. When the last blood was drawn, the boss broke into the game with the bear boss and slapped him all over the place. Rolled back to the respawn point... (つД') ノ The master didn't want to either!Don't all of you stare at Luzhu and treat Luzhu as a father-killing enemy, hey!The master who was attacked by a bear is also very pitiful!

So the master had to be wronged and asked for completeness to rotate this kind (;'Д`A There is also this kind ((((;? Д?)))))) and this kind of (>people<;) and even this kind. ?゜? (ノД')?゜? .The facial expressions are constantly showing cuteness and attracting favors, which finally wiped out the hatred value QAQ...

However, the leader who is habitually plucking his hair still refuses to let the boss go so easily, and asks the boss to join the leader's team to fight monsters and level up. 】I want to join the leader's legion in the future and sell myself QAQ...

This is simply an unequal treaty! ! !The boss just accidentally attracted monsters to let the team leader die once, dropped a level, wasted three days and let a boss go!In the end, the group leader asked the boss to sell himself! !What's even more deceitful is that Luzhu was just a rookie with no background, no background, no friends! !Seeing the invitation from the head (future) legion, I couldn't help but be moved! !I just agreed! !As a result, if he made a mistake, he would be hated forever!Everyone must learn from the master's personal experience and stay away from the black-bellied and stingy taxation department civil servants ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah゜? (ノД')?゜? . ! ! !

Fortunately, when the legion was finally established, Master Lu had unknowingly become the deputy head of the regiment, and was called the second brother by the people in the regiment... Nima Master Lu is the best!You are only 2 and your whole family is 2! ! !Don't call someone Brother 2 casually, this title is really a jerk! ! ! !

Cough, in short, our team leader is a black-bellied and scumbag cheapskate who always pretends to be kind on the surface, but actually calculates in his heart how to eat up people to maximize his benefits. He is very vengeful! ! !If you offended him 100 years ago, even if you haven't seen him for 100 years, he will recognize you and take out a small book to count the debts you owe him one by one.This kind of person is really terrible!Luzhu is always thankful that he is a comrade in the same regiment as the leader and not an enemy (? ω?) ノ, if he becomes the enemy of our leader, it will probably be really too hard. Luzhu can’t help it I sympathize with them (T_T)\(^-^)～

So let’s get here first today~~