Online Game: Gossip Demon World II I am not, a prostitute

The so-called [one day is a monster] cloak can only be used as a monster for one day. Once 24 hours are up, the cloak will be wiped out immediately. Fortunately, everyone in the monster guild has already counted down tens of seconds before the reminder appears. At that time, he had already cleaned up the battlefield, tore off the city return ticket and returned to his guild.When the Celestial players, stripped of their clothes and depleted of their equipment/props, have finally finished squatting in the small black room—you must know that if you show up in the main city of the Celestial Realm wearing underpants, you will be caught and sent to prison by an NPC with high morality—come out After leaving the prison and changing equipment, he brought a lot of relatives and friends to help him out, trying to bring down this gang of lawless bandits, but found that there was not even a hair of bandits left in that place.

"!(◎＿◎;), where are those bandits?!!" The heavenly knight stared at the uninhabited mountain pass with wide eyes, and couldn't help but wonder if he had committed the road-crazy attribute, otherwise So why did the gang of vicious bandits disappear?

"(-_-b)...Are you sure you didn't find the wrong place?" asked the legion leader who was dragged here with a bunch of younger brothers, arms folded on his chest.

"∑(Д)!!!((((;Д))))))" The knight suddenly panicked.

"Looking at the coordinates indicated by the mission before could bring the team to the completely opposite position. The guy who can't tell the latitude and longitude is too unreliable..." The legion leader sighed and shook his head worriedly, "This time It will also be blown up by a group of bandits, and the IQ value of our group will be lowered!"

".゜(ノД')゜.(つД')ノε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=(;つ'Д')ノ..."

"Hey big brother! The second brother is running away with his facial expressions showing cute tears!!"

"By the way, I don't think the second brother went the wrong way..." Another knight pointed to a group of players wearing tattered equipment who were swearing not far away: "They seem to have come to look for the bandit, but they didn't find it. of."

"('Д')!!"

"Second brother ran back again, hello..."

"By the way," the knight said thoughtfully, "couldn't it be that the GMs saw the second brother's roaring body appeal and simply deleted the programs of these bandits?"

"(;゜0゜)! Wait! What about the memory ball that I exploded?! Could it be deleted along with the program?!!!" The second brother said in surprise.

"...Why do you care about memory balls first?! That kind of thing is good for me?! The set of armor that is obviously the boss is more expensive!!"

"(◎＿◎;)!!"

"Don't use kaomoji to be cute!!"

The lecherous bandits who suddenly appeared in the heaven disappeared as suddenly and without warning as when they came.

As a result, there were more replies like this under the god-like post with a huge amount of information on the forum.

"The bandit has disappeared! QAQ!"

"Well, if it was deleted by the GM, there is no other way."

"Great job GM!"

"Wait, return our equipment and memory balls before deleting them!!!"

Da Transparent, who was on duty, tapped on the keyboard depressedly: "So I didn't do anything ah, is this keyboard broken again? Why can't I still type!!"

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"I really bought a lot of good things this time~" the president said happily, looking at the pile of equipment that was dumped from the package on the conference table for classification.

"There are still a lot of inexplicable things." Xiao Transparent picked out one after another wonderful translucent balls with muddy unknown objects floating in them, and threw them into the cardboard box beside him, "Why did so many players from the heaven burst out this time?" Are they all [Michael's memory ball]? Are Michael's memories so popular in the heavens?"

"No, that's probably a quest item." Immortal said, "Who would want to read Michael's memory? It's probably full of dark-type mosaics, right?"

"... Just imagining it makes me feel that my pure heart is cast a shadow." Fujikage Ziyuan said.

"...But I want to watch it after being told by Undead..." Shi Mo whispered.

"You little thief, don't have too much taste." Chrysanthemum patted Shi Mo's shoulder, "If you look at that thing, you will definitely find His Majesty Lucifer's hatred."

"Why?" Shi Mo asked curiously.

"Michael's memory must be full of all kinds of distorted events and dark imaginations. The protagonist, of course...well, you know...so those who read it will definitely be hated by His Majesty Lucifer, or It's better not to try." Chrysanthemum explained.

"But what about these memory balls?" Transparent asked.

"Leave it to me." The uncle gnawed on the love buns made by Bushi, and put away all the memory balls in the cardboard box with a wave of his hand.

"The next step is to divide the equipment~ This time I got a lot of blood cow series equipment~ I don't know if the sacred armor of the heavens can be worn by us from the demon world..." JQ Wansui glanced at one of them, which is enough to blind people's eyes Yes, "...but even if the attribute is fine and you can wear it directly, I really don't want to see the president wear such a 2B armor."

"Sacred armor cannot be worn directly." The uncle had a bun in his mouth, but his words were still very clear, as expected of a foodie's own skills, "Leave those to me too, and I will forge them all into the armor of the devil world."

"Oh, can this be done?!" The crowd immediately cheered.

"Yes, yes," the uncle said, "but I will consume a very, very, very huge amount of energy, so I probably need some... cough, energy supplements."

Everyone's faces twitched immediately.

"Uncle, you can just say: 'Pack me all the food in the world...ah, no, three servings!' It's okay, we can already bear this kind of terrifying request!" JQ Long live embarrassing face said.

"...Then please pack five copies." The uncle said.

"...|||||...really spoke!"

"Natural uncle is so cute! (((o(*▽*)o)))"

"Fish X5 all over the world... Guild funding means it's under a lot of pressure!!"

"Don't worry, we have the president's wallet~!"

"...my wallet also says it's under a lot of pressure, hey!!!"

"The president who can't even pay the money is instantly weak!"

"That's right, it turned out to be unlucky enough, can't you even get the money out now?!" Everyone looked at the president with contempt in an instant—however, it was probably not much different from the original...

"In your eyes, do I only have the function of a mobile wallet? You bastard!" the president said with a smile on his face.

"Exactly!" Everyone (almost!) said in unison.

"No, there is also a disposable monster attractor thrown out in case of distress." Someone added after thinking.

"However, I now find that the small 18 is quite powerful when thrown out to attract monsters."

"Shh, keep your voice down, don't let big brother hear..."