Michael, who was drunk, was extremely clingy, rubbing his arm around Shi Mo and begging for drinks all the time, Shi Mo was also quite helpless for this NPC who kept hanging on him and spraying alcohol at him, "Hey, I just want to buy you a glass of wine and I don't want to cover all your wine bills! If you drink any more, I can't afford it at all!"
──By the way, what happened to the sight behind me? !Where did this fiery gaze that scalded like a laser beam come from, as if it was about to skin and tear people apart or roast them to eat?Could it be that Michael's real attack came to catch the bag? !
But no matter how Shi Shi turned his head, he didn't see the suspicious person who cast his gaze.
"No, no, it's okay!" Michael unbuttoned his clothes with a big tongue, took Shi Mo's hand and touched his chest.
Shi Mo's face turned red instantly, and he tried hard to break free from Michael's restraint, "Hey, hey, when I say I can't afford the wine bill, I really don't have any money, even if you want to owe me money Compensation is useless!!"
But he couldn't help looking into Michael's open neckline.
──Well, the skin is white and tender, and it is quite eye-catching, and you can vaguely see two pink spots standing upright... The most important thing is...
No chest hair! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Shi Mo raised his head to the sky with tears in his eyes and shouted loudly, these days men are more white and cute than women, without chest hair!
By the way, Momo, you probably made a mistake, right?The leader of the shemale squad is obviously a fake.Miss Yu really.man...
──Theoretically, men who are frightened by the transvestite team leader's trick of turning beautiful women into chest hair should have a phobia of men, but the fact is that they often feel inexplicable fear of women, especially when they look at Sister Yu's breasts and mind Horrible chest hairs appearing in it... This point is still a topic of great interest to boring scientists in the devil world.
The sight staring at his back suddenly dropped from the fiery high temperature to absolute zero, and the hairs on Shi Mo's back stood up vigilantly, but no matter how he turned around, he couldn't find the culprit.
"It's probably an illusion caused by my being too suspicious..." Shi Mo said to himself, and then looked at Michael, "Since you voluntarily, it shouldn't be a problem for me to touch a few..." Can't escape It's better to enjoy it, Shi Shi swallowed his saliva and gave up resistance.
Shi Mo boldly stretched out his hand to Michael—oh, no, Michael grabbed his hand and reached into the open neckline, and then his fingers touched something hard.
"Have you touched it?" Michael snorted alcohol against Shi Mo's ear.
"I touched... I touched it..." But what is that hard thing?
"Pinch it?"
"Pinch? Pinch?!"
"Clamp it with two fingers, and then slowly pull it out..." Michael instructed drunkenly.
pull?Won't it break?????? !Is it really okay to secretly play this kind of 'game' that can already be classified as the plot of the SM training department in public? ! ! !
Shi Mo growled in his heart, swallowed his saliva, and pinched the hard thing with a blushing face.
Hey, this kind of thickness...this kind of feel...why is something wrong? !
Michael held his wrist and pulled it out, and brought out a gold card: "Use this to pay the bill, and you can buy as much wine as you want!"
Immediately felt that his thoughts were too filthy, Shi Mo, who was extremely disgusted with him, slapped the gold card on the table with black lines all over his head: "Boss, give him wine!"
The bartender took the gold card and swiped it, then took out a bottle of wine from under the counter to fill up the two of them, and then returned the gold card to Shi Mo.
Michael arrogantly picked up the wine glass and drank it down in a gulp, then threw himself on the street gorgeously, hitting his head on the bar counter and fell asleep.
Shi Mo looked at him with pity, and sighed: "Hey, boss, he is drunk, what should we do?"
"Upstairs there is a special room for guests' spring night." The bartender replied, "Only 3 Demon Realm Crystal Coins for one night."
Shi Mo swiped the card with Michael's gold card to pay for the wine and room charges, then together with the bartender carried Michael up to the room and threw him on the bed, the bartender gave the two of them an ambiguous look, closed the door and left.
Ding, system Tianyin: "The prostitute [eighteen touches] is in the same room with NPC Michael's lone man and widowed man, triggering [unclear explanation can't be cut or cleaned up] JQLV1, get Michael's JQ degree 3333 points, 333333 experience points obtained."
Shi Mo didn't care about the system Tianyin, but looked at the gold card in his hand and had a wild idea.
──This card... seems to have a lot of money in it...
Momo, who is still a super poor and rookie who is poor and white, suddenly has such a gold card from a celestial NPC in his hand.
Shi Mo looked at Michael who was lying on the bed unconsciously: "Well, anyway, I paid for the wine and room bills for him, so it's a kindness, right? Then as a reward for this task, naturally this card should be It's mine~"
He put the gold card in his pocket, patted it on the pocket, and went out happily humming a song, even his footsteps were floating.
Ding, system Tianyin: "The lewd thief [Eighteen Touches] successfully stole the special treasure of NPC Michael [the gold card for withdrawing money from heaven], and independently learned the skill of the lewd thief [Jie Cai Jie Se LV1]. There is a chance to practice the combined skill [immortal jump]."
──These are all magical skills, huh!
Shi Mo walked out of the bar and went to the street, found a place where no one was around, and checked the attributes of the gold card.
[Heavenly withdrawal gold card: A gold card that can be withdrawn directly from the small treasury in the heavenly realm. The money in it is the unpaid wages of all the angels in the heavenly realm. Please use it with caution. ]
"If such an important thing is lost, Michael will definitely find out that something is wrong..." Shi Mo muttered to himself, "Why don't I go to the bank to withdraw all the money and return the empty card, so that no one will notice it?" Better."
──Anyway, Michael is an NPC from the heavens, and he is from the devil world. It is no big deal to offend Michael. Maybe it is a great achievement!
Mo Shi also looked at his skill panel by the way: [Jie Cai Lu Se LV1: Special skill of a thief, can seduce the target into a coma or get drunk and steal the target's money. ]
──The description of this skill seems really subtle... But, it seems to be quite powerful?
Shi Mo closed the attribute panel and went directly to the Social Services Department.
"Why are all the banks in the Devil Realm in the Social Services Department?" He muttered, found the Social Services Department on the automatic wayfinding panel, opened the guiding arrow, and felt the familiar sight again after walking a few steps.
──Obviously Michael is not around, why is this eye still chasing me? !
An alarm bell rang in Shi Mo's mind: Oh my god, could it be that this person knew that I had Michael's gold card and chased after me?No, I have to run away quickly to get the money!
──By the way, what happened to the sight behind me? !Where did this fiery gaze that scalded like a laser beam come from, as if it was about to skin and tear people apart or roast them to eat?Could it be that Michael's real attack came to catch the bag? !
But no matter how Shi Shi turned his head, he didn't see the suspicious person who cast his gaze.
"No, no, it's okay!" Michael unbuttoned his clothes with a big tongue, took Shi Mo's hand and touched his chest.
Shi Mo's face turned red instantly, and he tried hard to break free from Michael's restraint, "Hey, hey, when I say I can't afford the wine bill, I really don't have any money, even if you want to owe me money Compensation is useless!!"
But he couldn't help looking into Michael's open neckline.
──Well, the skin is white and tender, and it is quite eye-catching, and you can vaguely see two pink spots standing upright... The most important thing is...
No chest hair! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Shi Mo raised his head to the sky with tears in his eyes and shouted loudly, these days men are more white and cute than women, without chest hair!
By the way, Momo, you probably made a mistake, right?The leader of the shemale squad is obviously a fake.Miss Yu really.man...
──Theoretically, men who are frightened by the transvestite team leader's trick of turning beautiful women into chest hair should have a phobia of men, but the fact is that they often feel inexplicable fear of women, especially when they look at Sister Yu's breasts and mind Horrible chest hairs appearing in it... This point is still a topic of great interest to boring scientists in the devil world.
The sight staring at his back suddenly dropped from the fiery high temperature to absolute zero, and the hairs on Shi Mo's back stood up vigilantly, but no matter how he turned around, he couldn't find the culprit.
"It's probably an illusion caused by my being too suspicious..." Shi Mo said to himself, and then looked at Michael, "Since you voluntarily, it shouldn't be a problem for me to touch a few..." Can't escape It's better to enjoy it, Shi Shi swallowed his saliva and gave up resistance.
Shi Mo boldly stretched out his hand to Michael—oh, no, Michael grabbed his hand and reached into the open neckline, and then his fingers touched something hard.
"Have you touched it?" Michael snorted alcohol against Shi Mo's ear.
"I touched... I touched it..." But what is that hard thing?
"Pinch it?"
"Pinch? Pinch?!"
"Clamp it with two fingers, and then slowly pull it out..." Michael instructed drunkenly.
pull?Won't it break?????? !Is it really okay to secretly play this kind of 'game' that can already be classified as the plot of the SM training department in public? ! ! !
Shi Mo growled in his heart, swallowed his saliva, and pinched the hard thing with a blushing face.
Hey, this kind of thickness...this kind of feel...why is something wrong? !
Michael held his wrist and pulled it out, and brought out a gold card: "Use this to pay the bill, and you can buy as much wine as you want!"
Immediately felt that his thoughts were too filthy, Shi Mo, who was extremely disgusted with him, slapped the gold card on the table with black lines all over his head: "Boss, give him wine!"
The bartender took the gold card and swiped it, then took out a bottle of wine from under the counter to fill up the two of them, and then returned the gold card to Shi Mo.
Michael arrogantly picked up the wine glass and drank it down in a gulp, then threw himself on the street gorgeously, hitting his head on the bar counter and fell asleep.
Shi Mo looked at him with pity, and sighed: "Hey, boss, he is drunk, what should we do?"
"Upstairs there is a special room for guests' spring night." The bartender replied, "Only 3 Demon Realm Crystal Coins for one night."
Shi Mo swiped the card with Michael's gold card to pay for the wine and room charges, then together with the bartender carried Michael up to the room and threw him on the bed, the bartender gave the two of them an ambiguous look, closed the door and left.
Ding, system Tianyin: "The prostitute [eighteen touches] is in the same room with NPC Michael's lone man and widowed man, triggering [unclear explanation can't be cut or cleaned up] JQLV1, get Michael's JQ degree 3333 points, 333333 experience points obtained."
Shi Mo didn't care about the system Tianyin, but looked at the gold card in his hand and had a wild idea.
──This card... seems to have a lot of money in it...
Momo, who is still a super poor and rookie who is poor and white, suddenly has such a gold card from a celestial NPC in his hand.
Shi Mo looked at Michael who was lying on the bed unconsciously: "Well, anyway, I paid for the wine and room bills for him, so it's a kindness, right? Then as a reward for this task, naturally this card should be It's mine~"
He put the gold card in his pocket, patted it on the pocket, and went out happily humming a song, even his footsteps were floating.
Ding, system Tianyin: "The lewd thief [Eighteen Touches] successfully stole the special treasure of NPC Michael [the gold card for withdrawing money from heaven], and independently learned the skill of the lewd thief [Jie Cai Jie Se LV1]. There is a chance to practice the combined skill [immortal jump]."
──These are all magical skills, huh!
Shi Mo walked out of the bar and went to the street, found a place where no one was around, and checked the attributes of the gold card.
[Heavenly withdrawal gold card: A gold card that can be withdrawn directly from the small treasury in the heavenly realm. The money in it is the unpaid wages of all the angels in the heavenly realm. Please use it with caution. ]
"If such an important thing is lost, Michael will definitely find out that something is wrong..." Shi Mo muttered to himself, "Why don't I go to the bank to withdraw all the money and return the empty card, so that no one will notice it?" Better."
──Anyway, Michael is an NPC from the heavens, and he is from the devil world. It is no big deal to offend Michael. Maybe it is a great achievement!
Mo Shi also looked at his skill panel by the way: [Jie Cai Lu Se LV1: Special skill of a thief, can seduce the target into a coma or get drunk and steal the target's money. ]
──The description of this skill seems really subtle... But, it seems to be quite powerful?
Shi Mo closed the attribute panel and went directly to the Social Services Department.
"Why are all the banks in the Devil Realm in the Social Services Department?" He muttered, found the Social Services Department on the automatic wayfinding panel, opened the guiding arrow, and felt the familiar sight again after walking a few steps.
──Obviously Michael is not around, why is this eye still chasing me? !
An alarm bell rang in Shi Mo's mind: Oh my god, could it be that this person knew that I had Michael's gold card and chased after me?No, I have to run away quickly to get the money!
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