My Senior Is Always Salivating After Me!

Certain year, certain month, certain day

The master of the Sifang Gate Qing Fou was a little annoyed, so he brought a jug of wine and went to his old friend Jin Chi to drink some wine and complain about his grievances.

On the occasion of the spring breeze, everything recovers, and it is also a good time for spring.

Jinchi is usually male and female, no matter how he looks like a dog, he is also a demon at heart.

It's normal for this monster to drink alcohol in the spring and accidentally make a scene about spring.

When Lin Suci and Yan Boshen knew about it, the Sifang Gate had already been locked down, and within the Sifang Gate, the golden pool and animals were not allowed to enter.

As a young apprentice of the Sifangmen, Lin Suci received a task of guarding the gate in a daze.Sitting in Yan Baishen's arms on a spring night, Yan Baishen was sitting on a fence post, holding a lightly thrown Jinchi stick in his hand.

Not far away, Wu Wuwang was holding a scimitar and drinking wine, surrounded by a group of little monster girls.

Lin Suci glanced at Yan Boshen's shoulder.His family's second senior brother, his smile was a bit bolder.

"...I can only sleep one person on my bed, and I can't fit any more."

"Then it's okay for me to sleep on you?"

"Can't you sleep under your body? Let me accompany you."

The little girls of the Yao clan are over their age, and when spring has come to a time, they are staring at Wuxuwang, and the delicate little girls enthusiastically recommend themselves, wanting to have a good time with Wuxuwang.

"That can't be done." Wu Wuwang shook his head, "There is already someone on my bed, and that person *blocked keyword* is top-notch. It's okay for you to come and drink, if you dare to sleep in my bed, your parents may be coming soon They dug you up in the grave."

The little girls felt a chill go down their spines when they heard this, and looked at each other.

If you sleep with a handsome man, you will lose your life after sleeping. This deal is not worth it!

The little girl's eyes showed disappointment, and she stopped drinking with Wu Wuwang, and went around to squat Xiaolan.

Lin Suci heard it was interesting, so she made a fuss about Yan Boshen.

"Second senior brother, when is there someone on the bed?"

The second senior brother of his family, blood|bloody|violent|ruthless|ruthless, always comes and goes alone, except for Sifangmen, there seems to be no place that can hold him back.

Yan Boshen patted Lin Suci's head, and said casually, "Being concerned about what other people do in bed is better than caring about your own bed."

Lin Suci was thoughtful.

That night, when Zhongli Kuiming and Hui Lian came to change shifts, Lin Suci turned into a palm-sized milk cat, wrapped in an invisibility mask, and followed behind Wuwang's buttocks, blinking and smiling. Into the cave of nothingness.

An hour later, the little milk cat stumbled and crawled out from the inside, the cat's face was shocked.

Yan Baishen, who was guarding under the locust tree not far away, came over, picked up the kitten, poked his dull face, and smiled: "Why, are you scared?"

Lin Suci: "...Did you already know?"

Yan Bai blinked deeply: "How do I know what's going on in other people's bed?"

The little milk cat hangs weakly in Yan Boshen's arms.

"I underestimated the second senior brother."

Lin Suci didn't say anything about what was in the illusory cave after he came out. He looked silent, as if he had been frightened by something.

After a long, long time, Lin Suci always felt that if there was one of the strongest teachers in her family, then this person must be the second senior brother.

Certain year, certain month, certain day

It's Li Jian's birthday.

Lin Suci kindly prepared a lot of congratulatory gifts, among them was a bottle of "hair growth pills", which he painstakingly refined with Qingfen.

Li Yan's complexion was not good after receiving the gift, he picked up a knife and chased Lin Suci for dozens of miles, and the brothers fought against the wall, relying on Qi Lan to arrive, and barely separated the two cousins.

Lin Suci hid behind Yan Boshen, still aggrieved.

"My 'medicine', you can't buy it with money outside! It is specially used to grow your leg 'hair', why is my cousin so ungrateful!"

Yan Bai covered Lin Suci's mouth without a trace.

It's a happy day, besides, my kitten will probably be hunted down thousands of miles away again.

Li cuts and grinds his teeth.

"Don't bother you."

He almost wanted to ask back, why did he not have "hair" on his legs!

Think about it, as the Demon Emperor, he must have his own identity, and it is not appropriate to discuss the issue of his leg "hair" in public.

But who knows, among the little demon cubs who came over to celebrate Lixie's birthday together, there was a little tiger, thoughtful after hearing Lin Suci's words, untied the cloth belt from his back, and held a small tiger in one hand. Tiger, start plucking.

The little tiger's eyes were rounded from the pain, and his milk gasped: "Meow???"

The little tiger said righteously: "Your Majesty the Demon Emperor is so proud of himself that he refuses to accept brother Xiaoci's "medicine". Let's help them solve their problem. Look, you just grew a whole body of "hair". Your Majesty, please wait a little longer anyway."

The little tiger agreed when he heard it, closed his eyes and stretched out his hind legs with a determined face.

The little tiger pulled happily.

Not long after, a roar roared across the entire mountain.

"You bastard, you bullied your brother again! Look at what you did! You pulled out your brother's hind legs! He bald!!!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, the little tiger ran away, and when it changed back to its original shape, it scrambled and couldn't find the tiger shadow.

Lin Suci's eyes blurred, and a "milk" tiger was stuffed in her arms.

The "milk" tiger, who was not much bigger than the cat cub, lifted his bare hind legs and tilted his head: "Meow!"

Lin Suci corrected: "Aww! Not meow! You are a tiger!"

"Milk" tiger: "Meow meow ow ow!"

Lin Suci: "Awwhhhh!"

How does a "milk" cat named "milk" tiger meow like a tiger, and "milk" tiger can only meow like a cat.

Yan Boshen was on the side, listening to Meowoo and Aoooooo, couldn't help laughing.

When the little tiger was dragged back, he was downcast and had obviously been beaten up.He hugged Lin Suci's thigh and said indignantly, "I want to run away from home!"

Lin Suci stuffed his missing brother back to him, and comforted him: "Before you run away from home, return your brother to your mother."

The little tiger rolled its eyes, carried the "milk" tiger on its back with two strips of cloth, probed its brain for a while, and then slipped away again.

"Meow?"

Only the bewildered cry of the little milk tiger remained.

I heard that at the birthday banquet of the Demon Emperor Lixie, many demon cubs were lost.

These big monsters guard Lixie every day, asking him to find a way to get the child back.

Li cut a headache.

A good demon emperor turned into a manager in search of lost children. He was so angry that he didn't want to do it anymore. He grabbed his cousin and forced Lin Suci to take over and let him take office as the so-called deputy demon emperor.

Lin Suci was at a loss: "Meow?"