[Waiting for the end of the world] Dongli chrysanthemum
Chapter 123 Nonsense
"On that day, I closed my eyes in the incense mist of the Sutra Hall, and suddenly heard the mantra in your chanting; in that month, I shook all the sutra tubes, not for exaltation, but just to touch your fingertips; in that year , kowtowed long head and crawled on the mountain road, not to see you, but just to be close to your warmth; in that life, I went around mountains and rivers to Buddhist pagodas, not for repairing the next life, but just to meet you on the way.”
"This is Tsangyang Gyatso's poem, "That Day"."
There was an open book on eleven pairs of knees, the pages were already yellowed, and he turned the book cautiously, as if he was afraid that an inadvertent moment would break the fragile pages.
Tao Xilie leaned against the computer desk, the man's low voice did not sound for a long time, he blinked, his thick eyelashes cut together, suddenly woke up like a dream, and asked in a low voice, "Where are the others?"
"You mean Tsangyang Gyatso?" Eleven closed the book, looked at the ceiling, and said seriously for a moment, "He became a Buddha."
"Become a Buddha? Is it a fairy?" Tao Xilie looked at him.
"Maybe it is." Eleven stopped talking nonsense, and continued to coax the child into thinking that he felt a heinous crime until the end.
The sun and the moon are flying back and forth, and after several global wars, there are very few ancient cultures that can still be passed down to this day, but Buddhism still exists.It's just that the teachings have been passed down for thousands of years, and they have almost changed beyond recognition.
Eleven is not a Buddhist. That book is in Yan Changnian's collection, and it is a treasure.According to Yan Changnian, when he was just in college, he won the hearts of many girls by reciting a poem by Tsangyang Gyatso at the school’s welcome party. Being able to grow up with Yan Changnian.
Hearing Eleven's sigh, Yan Changnian held him in his arms and said, "He grew up with me, and you have been with me all these years, it seems that you are worth the money."
Shi Shi still regrets not having gone to college.
"If you want to go, then go." Yan Changnian played with his hair, and finally fluttered into a bird's nest. Eleven stretched out his feet and pretended to kick someone, but was grabbed by the ankle, and pulled two fingers along the instep " Walk" to the calf, knee, and continue to climb along the thigh.
Eleven is ticklish, laughing into a ball, trying to run away half-truthfully.
Yan Changnian grabbed his ankle and did not let go.
The color of Eleven's feet is light wheat, and the shape is very beautiful. The calluses worn out by walking in the past have been washed away in the long river of time, and the toenails are light pink.
Many years ago, Yan Changnian declared that Eleven's entire body was his, and that Eleven himself had no right to change any part of his body, including toenails.
A side effect of a long life is that sometimes it can be very, very boring. Trimming Eleven's hair, fingernails and toenails is one of Yan Changnian's hobbies, second only to double repairs with him.
The two are now blacks in the federal government, and they are three-no personnel. Tao Xilie said that the federal police conduct surprise inspections every month, and they just checked once a few days ago.After playing around for a while, Eleven pressed Yan Changnian under him and said, "Why hasn't Mao Tuan come back yet?"
Although Mao Tuan is a cultivator, he is very interested in technology, especially computer technology and network technology. Yan Changnian said that he was going to study and get them some ID cards by the way.If fake identity card replacement.
"Is he going to hack into the computer of the Public Security Bureau to modify the data? Don't get arrested." Eleven said worriedly.
"Just kidding, Mao Tuan's IQ is so high, the two of us with cultivation base and Hu Man are no match, who can do anything to him? Just wait." Yan Changnian pulled him down, pressed his lips against each other, The tip of the tongue traces the shape of his lips.
Eleven kissed him, put his hands on his chest and said, "I'm not worried, I'm just not used to it. I called Xi Lie over for lunch, and tidy up the room! It's a mess. I'm going to do the laundry It's..."
Just now, the two of them had a fight, and the room was as messy as a pig's nest.
"You can't use spells! You are opportunistic and punished for planting two moon spirit herbs!" Eleven shouted, and he put water in the bathroom and put the dirty clothes into the laundry tub.There are state-of-the-art dry-cleaning machines in the bathroom, but he has so much time that he likes to do everything himself now.
After soaking his clothes, he went into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator, which was full of fresh ingredients. He held the recipe and frowned in distress with a pen in one hand.
They no longer need to take in nutrients from meals, but for the sake of palatability, they still occasionally cook with spiritual vegetables and spiritual grains produced in Dongli Space. The ordinary ingredients from outside are completely tasteless to them. This child Tao Xilie did not eat on a whim, the child was very sincere, and he was invited to dinner to thank him.
"Dried duck soup with dried bamboo shoots, fried sausage with snow peas, cold broccoli, baby vegetables with garlic, pork with preserved vegetables, and a boiled fish... How about it?" Eleven raised his voice and asked.
"Okay!" Yan Changnian lay down on the ground and took out the cushions under the sofa. Shi Shi passed by him and kicked his ass.
The cushion made of ice silk in Yan Changnian's hand flew towards Eleven's head, Eleven dodged and said, "Missed! You still have to pick it up!"
"You did it on purpose!" Yan Changnian gritted his teeth.
"It was on purpose, haha!" Eleven came out of the bedroom and had already fastened his apron. He walked into the kitchen, and the sound of washing and chopping vegetables could be heard a moment later.
Kitchen utensils in this era are very high-tech and simple, and neither of them can use them. Those things are not new, and I can’t find the manual. If it is placed well, the kitchen will look like a kitchen, otherwise it will be cold like a model, and there will be no popularity.
Tao Xilie was on a weekend vacation, sitting at home alone, frowning and thinking hard in front of the computer.His main job is a student, and his side job is a small and transparent writer of a certain company. He has published two articles that are neither long nor short.
In recent years, interstellar novels popular on the Internet, especially those signed by Tao Xilie, are overwhelmingly filled with words such as star field, interstellar pirate, mecha, starship, etc. Compared with the number one "Blooming Flowers", he is really biased. Knowing this, I just wanted to write an online article, so I registered, but I regretted it.He prefers immortals, so the two articles are all about cultivating immortals. The writing is not good, the concept is poor, and the result can be imagined.
After sitting for a long time, today's score in the voice input software shows a pitiful two or three hundred words.As soon as he couldn't write anything, Tao Xilie became irritable. He browsed around the Internet and entered the author column. His self-introduction was extremely concise, because he hadn't thought of a good wording yet.
Opening the recording folder in the computer, he secretly recorded the eleventh reading "That Day" a few days ago, the man read those words, his deep and soothing voice formed a black hole, yes, a black hole, Tao Xilie felt that his whole soul was shaking I was attracted and spun and threw it in.The soul is trembling.
After editing the original recording, Tao Xilie put the "That Day" in the author column.
Someone came to visit, and it turned out to be the man he had just missed.Tao Xilie felt a little flustered, as if he had done something out of the ordinary and was afraid that the adults would find out that he would punish the child.
"The meal is ready, let's go and eat." Eleven pulled him over, put a pair of delicate and heavy chopsticks in his hand, and a porcelain bowl with blue and white background, all of which were their sudden interest at a certain time It took a full 20 years for me to do it, from being horrible at the beginning to being able to get the table in my hands now.
Porcelain, Tao Xilie has only seen it in museums and antique stores. Under the special lighting and the atmosphere deliberately created, these handicrafts that have already withdrawn from the kitchen stage are objects that ordinary people can only watch from a distance and cannot play with them. In his hand, Tao Xilie was a little excited.
On the eleventh day, while introducing the dishes to him, Yan Changnian felt a little uncomfortable, as if he was suddenly told that other people could enjoy the treatment that only he could enjoy, and he could only accept it without any objection. A meal does not taste good.
Not long after the meal, Hu Man came back, and he returned to his original appearance. Tao Xilie stood there, a little confused, until Eleven told him that it was Hu Man, Brother Hu, whom he had just met, and he stammered, "Then today is this cosplay?"
He only had this idea. Although the technology is very advanced, intermarriage of various races is very common among human beings. When it comes to Chinese people, they are no longer the typical characteristics of black hair and black eyes. ?Only wigs have that luster, so the first thought in Tao Xilie's mind was that Hu Man's outfit was some kind of cosplay.
Hu Man nodded to him expressionlessly, noncommittal to Tao Xilie's suspicion.
Eleven greeted him: "Eat something?"
"it is good."
They each have their own tableware, and Eleven took out Hu Man's set, which was the work of the two people's joint efforts, and there was a small silver fox on each of them.
Tao Xilie's eyes secretly lingered on it, and there were all kinds of delicious dishes on the table. He worked hard to resist the strong desire to reach into his pocket to take pictures of the machine, so he seemed a little absent-minded. Eleven thought that the dishes were not to his liking, and decided to Find out what the kid likes to eat before you invite next time.
After eating, Eleven followed Tao Xilie to go to his house to surf the Internet. Yan Changnian was left to tidy up the table and clean the kitchen. The kitchen was very clean. Now that Eleven has reached home, when a table of meals was brought out, the kitchen was also tidied up. Eighty-eight, throw all the garbage into the garbage disposer, and he will probably clean it up.
There was nothing to do while waiting for the ID card. The three men went shopping. Many things in this era were very novel to them, and they did not hide their ignorance. Most people in the capital just smiled, very tolerant, and occasionally a little In order to belittle them, they feel superior to others, but there are still a few who speak rudely. It makes Eleven sigh that today's quality education seems to be very successful.
Back then, when he first arrived in City S, there was hardly a day when he didn’t get rolled-up eyes. Especially in the first few months, when many people in City S heard his Mandarin with a southern accent, their eyes would naturally show contempt. It was an uncomfortable scrutiny, but he insisted on staying in the end. If he had been less able to bear it and left City S early, there might not be a reunion with Yan Changnian.
The few men have not left Yunyin Mountain for many years. The outside world has been turned upside down, technology is changing with each passing day, and the language is changing again and again. Fortunately, the common language in the dungeon has not changed much from before. Even if there are some obstacles in general communication, it is possible to be patient. It was solved. After squatting in the dungeon for a few days, they left, met Tao Xilie, and followed them to the capital. At this time, there was only one common language in the world, and most residents in the capital used the common language. Niaoyu, Eleven has no language talent, but Yan Changnian and Tao Xilie learned some simple common language conversations, Hu Man has always had a very low expression, and I don't know if there is any language confusion.
The clothes the three of them wore were all made by themselves, and they were made of special materials. They were cut from the big cloud-like cocoons in the Zizai Men's ancestor cave, and the cocoons were the masterpieces of cloud silkworms.
The cloud silkworm is different from ordinary silkworms. After cocooning, it is only a prelude to transformation. After cocooning, it breaks out of the cocoon, but it will not pupate into a moth. After a period of time, it will cocoon and molt again. Repeat this process, molt 81 times [-] times Afterwards, the cloud silkworm became palm-length, with big eyes and a thin waist. It gave birth to two pairs of long legs and three pairs of wings. Its appearance was quite different from when it just crawled out of the silkworm eggs. At this time, it will also spin silk, and most of the silk that it spits out is white. , and occasionally have other colors, as thin as hair, but extremely tough, ordinary flames and swords can't burn and cut.
The cloud cocoon is used to weave cloth and tailor clothes. This is the result of Su Jie and Xiaomei. The style is simple, but most people can tell it is special at a glance, because it is a style that has never been seen before. Uh, it is a bit like a sudden appearance in a modern city. A few ancient people wearing toga and long sleeves or Qing Dynasty survivors in long robes and mandarin jackets are generally eye-catching.
On the [-]th, add some dust removal and other magic circles to the clothes, and walk on the street to show some demeanor different from others.
After walking two streets, someone stopped the three of them and asked if they could be temporary models.The scenery on that street is very good, the walls of the buildings beside the road are all brand new, and there are exotic flowers and plants in the flower beds. Compared with the old and monotonous streets of other streets, this place is obviously more popular, and some people even filmed TV movies here. do the background.
If you have money to get it, you don't need to sign the contract with your ID card. Yan Changnian stopped Yan Changnian who wanted to refuse on the [-]th, and the final decision was made.
It seems that this is a promotional advertisement for a well-known clothing brand. According to some staff members privately, the invited celebrity did not show up on time. It has been delayed for several hours. The photographer is also quite famous. When they went shopping on Eleventh, people called them over because they looked pleasing to the eye.
All three of them were penniless, but Eleven hadn't got the banknote that he imagined, and a familiar face appeared in the stabbing, and Eleven was stunned at that time: "Su Shi?"
"Shayang."
"Kill, kill the sheep?" Eleven was dumbfounded.Apart from his Dongli space, are there any sheep on earth this year?
"My current name is Sha Yang, Sha Shi's Killing, Fei Yang's Yang." Su Shi, who deliberately put on a sullen face in front of everyone who was watching this side intentionally or unintentionally, burst out laughing.Laughing so that the spring blossoms, and everyone who accidentally saw it felt a little unsteady in heartbeat, exaggerated and directly made a heart-holding shape. Although Goddess Shayang is not easy to get close to, loves to play big names, and has many shortcomings, but this smile is as cold as ice. Layers of melting, it is like a spring breeze.
Although he was late for several hours, Sha Yang changed his normal behavior and cooperated very well, and the shooting condition was also in place, which made the eyes of the angry photographer shine. Those dissatisfaction had long been thrown into outer space. He looked at Sha Yang with affection, as if Sha Yang was his beloved woman.
Fortunately, everyone knew that the photographer was an out-and-out homosexual, so the men onlookers did not riot.
Su Shi wore a flowing dress and said, "Want to have dinner together?"
Over there, Hu Man and Yan Changnian have changed back to their original clothes. Eleven doesn't like to show their faces. Although the photographer thinks that Eleven's image is very good, especially suitable for one of the clothes, Eleven doesn't want to, and Yan Changnian doesn't like it. I wish, so I had to let the male star who came with Su Shi come to the battle. That male star seemed to be a big name, and this matter ended, especially when Su Shi and Shi Shi were talking and laughing. The male star stared at him.
But he doesn't care.What was strange to him was that Su Shi hadn't looked for Su Jie in these years. The last time he met Su Shi, Su Shi said that he would meet again in the future. In the first few years, he still occasionally remembered when he arrived at the "later" that Su Shi said. , and then I didn't think about it at all.
"After what you said, is it now?" Eleven suddenly said without thinking.
Su Shi actually understood and nodded.
Su Shi actually became a celebrity, and she said to Yan Changnian: "You just entered the world, you haven't decided what to do yet, have you? I said, why not start a celebrity company. I'll join you."
She is not an interrogative sentence, but an affirmative sentence.
Half a month after they arrived in the capital, Mao Tuan came back with four ID cards.Although everyone has means to avoid various inspections, but with an ID card, it will be much more convenient to do things.
Yan Changnian really opened a star company, it is said that he wanted to try a different life.The first artist signed under his banner was Su Shi, and Hu Man actually signed a contract in a serious manner. He is a layman, and Su Shi said that he would help Yan Changnian train Hu Man, and Mao Tuan would be an agent.
Eleven, he doesn't like being a star, and Yan Changnian is on top of him, so he can't do it even if he wants to.After reading a lot of recruitment news on the Internet, Eleven sadly found out that he was the most suitable for Mi Chong.These days, except in some very backward areas, coolies are no longer popular, and those jobs are all replaced by robots.
Even if you apply for sweeping the floor, you need a certificate. (Some people are intelligent machine opponents, extremely rejecting intelligent machines, so sometimes they need to hire natural persons for housekeeping.)
He became a popular otaku.
At this time, otaku and otaku women are very common, depending on the change of lifestyle.Eleven suddenly remembered a press release I had read. Scientists at that time predicted that the appearance of humans in the future, the eyes will become larger, similar to et, because the time spent facing various screens increases; the hands and feet will grow, similar to orangutans , There will be more nerve endings at the fingertips, because the touch screen is frequently used, it may resemble a certain frog, the finger belly is larger than the finger, similar to a sucker; the mouth will become smaller, and the teeth will be reduced, because of the popularity of nutritional supplements and nutritional pills; The nose has barely changed...
If there is no end of the world, if there is no nuclear war, if there is no alien invasion, the above hypothesis is indeed likely to be true, but all the above conditions exist, the development of human society has experienced ups and downs, and until now, fortunately, it has remained similar to thousands of years ago appearance.Of course, most people's looks will be much better.Survival of the fittest, a good appearance will have more opportunities to pass on the family line.
Looking for a job on the [-]th was a bit irritating. Yan Changnian was busy with managing the company and was busy with work. Tao Xilie had the most contacts. Tao Xilie said that there are many online schools and various training institutions. He can choose the right one to sign up for classes.The kid really believed that he came from an extremely backward area, not only did he not laugh at him, but he also helped him very seriously. The first lesson was the common language.
Occasionally deserted during class, and on the eleventh day, he wanted to pull his hair when facing the common language like a bible, and he had a headache. Back then, English was his weakness, and now he has gone through purgatory again. Fortunately, he has a good memory. He was able to converse freely in the common language, and he could read a lot of characters. Finally, he was able to publish the biography of Brother Wen that he had sorted out over the years with a certain registered author where Tao Xilie worked.
When Shiyi was in high school, he thought about becoming a writer in the future. In fact, he wrote a thick book of essays, including both long and short stories. In the end, he failed the college entrance examination twice in a row and ended up giving birth after high school. In the womb, and later, when he became a low-level person in society who relied on hard work to survive, all his blood was exhausted in the arduous training.
Being able to write a biography about Brother Wen may be due to the dozens of megabytes of novel txt in the computer, which have been gnawed down for thousands of years, and Yan Changnian often reads "That Day" and "Sonnets" in front of him. For the first time, the stupid bird flies first, and with a bit of luck, someone next to him will fly with him, and finally he can reach the other side of success.
Eleven's pseudonym is 11, which is a very vivid image of two sticks.
Publishing articles is very simple, but his biographies are all written in simplified Chinese characters. It is a huge project to convert millions of words into a common language.
Fortunately, there is voice input, and the computer system can convert it into text.
Tao Xilie said that it is customary to publish [-] to [-] words first when publishing a new article, and then add a few thousand words every day at will. It is normal for a professional writer to write [-] to [-] words a day.Speaking of this, his saliva almost flowed out. When he was going to class, he could squeeze out [-] words a day, which was considered pretty good.
Eleven has a manuscript, not to make money for it, but to let more people share it. On the first day, nearly 5000 words were posted, and each chapter is more than [-] words.
Voice input is much faster than typing. He uploaded hundreds of thousands of words in one go, and sent [-] first, and the rest of the chapter is still [-] words, four times a day, and sent regularly.
I read it for a long time, but fortunately I was interested, otherwise the pain caused by excessive mouth movement would be unbearable.
Living in Dongli Space and Yunyin Mountain, Eleven is very used to this state, but there is no one around him, and it is a bit deserted.There is only half a hazy moon in the night sky, and the stars are completely missing. It is said that it is caused by the extreme air pollution.
At the beginning of his career, Yan Changnian took on the workload of several people alone. Even though he was a god, even if he worked 24 hours a day, he was still very busy. Sometimes he didn’t have time to go home, so he just let him know. At the beginning, it was very distressing on the [-]th. He wanted to say that there was no need to be like this, but this mood only lasted until he saw photos of Yan Changnian and others on some websites.
Star company, naturally big beauties and handsome guys gather, as a boss, dealing with employees is indispensable, watching employee training, expressing condolences, signing a certain order, celebrating, and the paparazzi that have persisted until now are still pervasive, superb shooting Skills plus high-tech machines can have any effect you want.
The huge photo in front of Eleven is Yan Changnian bowing his head and kissing a smiling newcomer with a reddish face.
"This is Tsangyang Gyatso's poem, "That Day"."
There was an open book on eleven pairs of knees, the pages were already yellowed, and he turned the book cautiously, as if he was afraid that an inadvertent moment would break the fragile pages.
Tao Xilie leaned against the computer desk, the man's low voice did not sound for a long time, he blinked, his thick eyelashes cut together, suddenly woke up like a dream, and asked in a low voice, "Where are the others?"
"You mean Tsangyang Gyatso?" Eleven closed the book, looked at the ceiling, and said seriously for a moment, "He became a Buddha."
"Become a Buddha? Is it a fairy?" Tao Xilie looked at him.
"Maybe it is." Eleven stopped talking nonsense, and continued to coax the child into thinking that he felt a heinous crime until the end.
The sun and the moon are flying back and forth, and after several global wars, there are very few ancient cultures that can still be passed down to this day, but Buddhism still exists.It's just that the teachings have been passed down for thousands of years, and they have almost changed beyond recognition.
Eleven is not a Buddhist. That book is in Yan Changnian's collection, and it is a treasure.According to Yan Changnian, when he was just in college, he won the hearts of many girls by reciting a poem by Tsangyang Gyatso at the school’s welcome party. Being able to grow up with Yan Changnian.
Hearing Eleven's sigh, Yan Changnian held him in his arms and said, "He grew up with me, and you have been with me all these years, it seems that you are worth the money."
Shi Shi still regrets not having gone to college.
"If you want to go, then go." Yan Changnian played with his hair, and finally fluttered into a bird's nest. Eleven stretched out his feet and pretended to kick someone, but was grabbed by the ankle, and pulled two fingers along the instep " Walk" to the calf, knee, and continue to climb along the thigh.
Eleven is ticklish, laughing into a ball, trying to run away half-truthfully.
Yan Changnian grabbed his ankle and did not let go.
The color of Eleven's feet is light wheat, and the shape is very beautiful. The calluses worn out by walking in the past have been washed away in the long river of time, and the toenails are light pink.
Many years ago, Yan Changnian declared that Eleven's entire body was his, and that Eleven himself had no right to change any part of his body, including toenails.
A side effect of a long life is that sometimes it can be very, very boring. Trimming Eleven's hair, fingernails and toenails is one of Yan Changnian's hobbies, second only to double repairs with him.
The two are now blacks in the federal government, and they are three-no personnel. Tao Xilie said that the federal police conduct surprise inspections every month, and they just checked once a few days ago.After playing around for a while, Eleven pressed Yan Changnian under him and said, "Why hasn't Mao Tuan come back yet?"
Although Mao Tuan is a cultivator, he is very interested in technology, especially computer technology and network technology. Yan Changnian said that he was going to study and get them some ID cards by the way.If fake identity card replacement.
"Is he going to hack into the computer of the Public Security Bureau to modify the data? Don't get arrested." Eleven said worriedly.
"Just kidding, Mao Tuan's IQ is so high, the two of us with cultivation base and Hu Man are no match, who can do anything to him? Just wait." Yan Changnian pulled him down, pressed his lips against each other, The tip of the tongue traces the shape of his lips.
Eleven kissed him, put his hands on his chest and said, "I'm not worried, I'm just not used to it. I called Xi Lie over for lunch, and tidy up the room! It's a mess. I'm going to do the laundry It's..."
Just now, the two of them had a fight, and the room was as messy as a pig's nest.
"You can't use spells! You are opportunistic and punished for planting two moon spirit herbs!" Eleven shouted, and he put water in the bathroom and put the dirty clothes into the laundry tub.There are state-of-the-art dry-cleaning machines in the bathroom, but he has so much time that he likes to do everything himself now.
After soaking his clothes, he went into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator, which was full of fresh ingredients. He held the recipe and frowned in distress with a pen in one hand.
They no longer need to take in nutrients from meals, but for the sake of palatability, they still occasionally cook with spiritual vegetables and spiritual grains produced in Dongli Space. The ordinary ingredients from outside are completely tasteless to them. This child Tao Xilie did not eat on a whim, the child was very sincere, and he was invited to dinner to thank him.
"Dried duck soup with dried bamboo shoots, fried sausage with snow peas, cold broccoli, baby vegetables with garlic, pork with preserved vegetables, and a boiled fish... How about it?" Eleven raised his voice and asked.
"Okay!" Yan Changnian lay down on the ground and took out the cushions under the sofa. Shi Shi passed by him and kicked his ass.
The cushion made of ice silk in Yan Changnian's hand flew towards Eleven's head, Eleven dodged and said, "Missed! You still have to pick it up!"
"You did it on purpose!" Yan Changnian gritted his teeth.
"It was on purpose, haha!" Eleven came out of the bedroom and had already fastened his apron. He walked into the kitchen, and the sound of washing and chopping vegetables could be heard a moment later.
Kitchen utensils in this era are very high-tech and simple, and neither of them can use them. Those things are not new, and I can’t find the manual. If it is placed well, the kitchen will look like a kitchen, otherwise it will be cold like a model, and there will be no popularity.
Tao Xilie was on a weekend vacation, sitting at home alone, frowning and thinking hard in front of the computer.His main job is a student, and his side job is a small and transparent writer of a certain company. He has published two articles that are neither long nor short.
In recent years, interstellar novels popular on the Internet, especially those signed by Tao Xilie, are overwhelmingly filled with words such as star field, interstellar pirate, mecha, starship, etc. Compared with the number one "Blooming Flowers", he is really biased. Knowing this, I just wanted to write an online article, so I registered, but I regretted it.He prefers immortals, so the two articles are all about cultivating immortals. The writing is not good, the concept is poor, and the result can be imagined.
After sitting for a long time, today's score in the voice input software shows a pitiful two or three hundred words.As soon as he couldn't write anything, Tao Xilie became irritable. He browsed around the Internet and entered the author column. His self-introduction was extremely concise, because he hadn't thought of a good wording yet.
Opening the recording folder in the computer, he secretly recorded the eleventh reading "That Day" a few days ago, the man read those words, his deep and soothing voice formed a black hole, yes, a black hole, Tao Xilie felt that his whole soul was shaking I was attracted and spun and threw it in.The soul is trembling.
After editing the original recording, Tao Xilie put the "That Day" in the author column.
Someone came to visit, and it turned out to be the man he had just missed.Tao Xilie felt a little flustered, as if he had done something out of the ordinary and was afraid that the adults would find out that he would punish the child.
"The meal is ready, let's go and eat." Eleven pulled him over, put a pair of delicate and heavy chopsticks in his hand, and a porcelain bowl with blue and white background, all of which were their sudden interest at a certain time It took a full 20 years for me to do it, from being horrible at the beginning to being able to get the table in my hands now.
Porcelain, Tao Xilie has only seen it in museums and antique stores. Under the special lighting and the atmosphere deliberately created, these handicrafts that have already withdrawn from the kitchen stage are objects that ordinary people can only watch from a distance and cannot play with them. In his hand, Tao Xilie was a little excited.
On the eleventh day, while introducing the dishes to him, Yan Changnian felt a little uncomfortable, as if he was suddenly told that other people could enjoy the treatment that only he could enjoy, and he could only accept it without any objection. A meal does not taste good.
Not long after the meal, Hu Man came back, and he returned to his original appearance. Tao Xilie stood there, a little confused, until Eleven told him that it was Hu Man, Brother Hu, whom he had just met, and he stammered, "Then today is this cosplay?"
He only had this idea. Although the technology is very advanced, intermarriage of various races is very common among human beings. When it comes to Chinese people, they are no longer the typical characteristics of black hair and black eyes. ?Only wigs have that luster, so the first thought in Tao Xilie's mind was that Hu Man's outfit was some kind of cosplay.
Hu Man nodded to him expressionlessly, noncommittal to Tao Xilie's suspicion.
Eleven greeted him: "Eat something?"
"it is good."
They each have their own tableware, and Eleven took out Hu Man's set, which was the work of the two people's joint efforts, and there was a small silver fox on each of them.
Tao Xilie's eyes secretly lingered on it, and there were all kinds of delicious dishes on the table. He worked hard to resist the strong desire to reach into his pocket to take pictures of the machine, so he seemed a little absent-minded. Eleven thought that the dishes were not to his liking, and decided to Find out what the kid likes to eat before you invite next time.
After eating, Eleven followed Tao Xilie to go to his house to surf the Internet. Yan Changnian was left to tidy up the table and clean the kitchen. The kitchen was very clean. Now that Eleven has reached home, when a table of meals was brought out, the kitchen was also tidied up. Eighty-eight, throw all the garbage into the garbage disposer, and he will probably clean it up.
There was nothing to do while waiting for the ID card. The three men went shopping. Many things in this era were very novel to them, and they did not hide their ignorance. Most people in the capital just smiled, very tolerant, and occasionally a little In order to belittle them, they feel superior to others, but there are still a few who speak rudely. It makes Eleven sigh that today's quality education seems to be very successful.
Back then, when he first arrived in City S, there was hardly a day when he didn’t get rolled-up eyes. Especially in the first few months, when many people in City S heard his Mandarin with a southern accent, their eyes would naturally show contempt. It was an uncomfortable scrutiny, but he insisted on staying in the end. If he had been less able to bear it and left City S early, there might not be a reunion with Yan Changnian.
The few men have not left Yunyin Mountain for many years. The outside world has been turned upside down, technology is changing with each passing day, and the language is changing again and again. Fortunately, the common language in the dungeon has not changed much from before. Even if there are some obstacles in general communication, it is possible to be patient. It was solved. After squatting in the dungeon for a few days, they left, met Tao Xilie, and followed them to the capital. At this time, there was only one common language in the world, and most residents in the capital used the common language. Niaoyu, Eleven has no language talent, but Yan Changnian and Tao Xilie learned some simple common language conversations, Hu Man has always had a very low expression, and I don't know if there is any language confusion.
The clothes the three of them wore were all made by themselves, and they were made of special materials. They were cut from the big cloud-like cocoons in the Zizai Men's ancestor cave, and the cocoons were the masterpieces of cloud silkworms.
The cloud silkworm is different from ordinary silkworms. After cocooning, it is only a prelude to transformation. After cocooning, it breaks out of the cocoon, but it will not pupate into a moth. After a period of time, it will cocoon and molt again. Repeat this process, molt 81 times [-] times Afterwards, the cloud silkworm became palm-length, with big eyes and a thin waist. It gave birth to two pairs of long legs and three pairs of wings. Its appearance was quite different from when it just crawled out of the silkworm eggs. At this time, it will also spin silk, and most of the silk that it spits out is white. , and occasionally have other colors, as thin as hair, but extremely tough, ordinary flames and swords can't burn and cut.
The cloud cocoon is used to weave cloth and tailor clothes. This is the result of Su Jie and Xiaomei. The style is simple, but most people can tell it is special at a glance, because it is a style that has never been seen before. Uh, it is a bit like a sudden appearance in a modern city. A few ancient people wearing toga and long sleeves or Qing Dynasty survivors in long robes and mandarin jackets are generally eye-catching.
On the [-]th, add some dust removal and other magic circles to the clothes, and walk on the street to show some demeanor different from others.
After walking two streets, someone stopped the three of them and asked if they could be temporary models.The scenery on that street is very good, the walls of the buildings beside the road are all brand new, and there are exotic flowers and plants in the flower beds. Compared with the old and monotonous streets of other streets, this place is obviously more popular, and some people even filmed TV movies here. do the background.
If you have money to get it, you don't need to sign the contract with your ID card. Yan Changnian stopped Yan Changnian who wanted to refuse on the [-]th, and the final decision was made.
It seems that this is a promotional advertisement for a well-known clothing brand. According to some staff members privately, the invited celebrity did not show up on time. It has been delayed for several hours. The photographer is also quite famous. When they went shopping on Eleventh, people called them over because they looked pleasing to the eye.
All three of them were penniless, but Eleven hadn't got the banknote that he imagined, and a familiar face appeared in the stabbing, and Eleven was stunned at that time: "Su Shi?"
"Shayang."
"Kill, kill the sheep?" Eleven was dumbfounded.Apart from his Dongli space, are there any sheep on earth this year?
"My current name is Sha Yang, Sha Shi's Killing, Fei Yang's Yang." Su Shi, who deliberately put on a sullen face in front of everyone who was watching this side intentionally or unintentionally, burst out laughing.Laughing so that the spring blossoms, and everyone who accidentally saw it felt a little unsteady in heartbeat, exaggerated and directly made a heart-holding shape. Although Goddess Shayang is not easy to get close to, loves to play big names, and has many shortcomings, but this smile is as cold as ice. Layers of melting, it is like a spring breeze.
Although he was late for several hours, Sha Yang changed his normal behavior and cooperated very well, and the shooting condition was also in place, which made the eyes of the angry photographer shine. Those dissatisfaction had long been thrown into outer space. He looked at Sha Yang with affection, as if Sha Yang was his beloved woman.
Fortunately, everyone knew that the photographer was an out-and-out homosexual, so the men onlookers did not riot.
Su Shi wore a flowing dress and said, "Want to have dinner together?"
Over there, Hu Man and Yan Changnian have changed back to their original clothes. Eleven doesn't like to show their faces. Although the photographer thinks that Eleven's image is very good, especially suitable for one of the clothes, Eleven doesn't want to, and Yan Changnian doesn't like it. I wish, so I had to let the male star who came with Su Shi come to the battle. That male star seemed to be a big name, and this matter ended, especially when Su Shi and Shi Shi were talking and laughing. The male star stared at him.
But he doesn't care.What was strange to him was that Su Shi hadn't looked for Su Jie in these years. The last time he met Su Shi, Su Shi said that he would meet again in the future. In the first few years, he still occasionally remembered when he arrived at the "later" that Su Shi said. , and then I didn't think about it at all.
"After what you said, is it now?" Eleven suddenly said without thinking.
Su Shi actually understood and nodded.
Su Shi actually became a celebrity, and she said to Yan Changnian: "You just entered the world, you haven't decided what to do yet, have you? I said, why not start a celebrity company. I'll join you."
She is not an interrogative sentence, but an affirmative sentence.
Half a month after they arrived in the capital, Mao Tuan came back with four ID cards.Although everyone has means to avoid various inspections, but with an ID card, it will be much more convenient to do things.
Yan Changnian really opened a star company, it is said that he wanted to try a different life.The first artist signed under his banner was Su Shi, and Hu Man actually signed a contract in a serious manner. He is a layman, and Su Shi said that he would help Yan Changnian train Hu Man, and Mao Tuan would be an agent.
Eleven, he doesn't like being a star, and Yan Changnian is on top of him, so he can't do it even if he wants to.After reading a lot of recruitment news on the Internet, Eleven sadly found out that he was the most suitable for Mi Chong.These days, except in some very backward areas, coolies are no longer popular, and those jobs are all replaced by robots.
Even if you apply for sweeping the floor, you need a certificate. (Some people are intelligent machine opponents, extremely rejecting intelligent machines, so sometimes they need to hire natural persons for housekeeping.)
He became a popular otaku.
At this time, otaku and otaku women are very common, depending on the change of lifestyle.Eleven suddenly remembered a press release I had read. Scientists at that time predicted that the appearance of humans in the future, the eyes will become larger, similar to et, because the time spent facing various screens increases; the hands and feet will grow, similar to orangutans , There will be more nerve endings at the fingertips, because the touch screen is frequently used, it may resemble a certain frog, the finger belly is larger than the finger, similar to a sucker; the mouth will become smaller, and the teeth will be reduced, because of the popularity of nutritional supplements and nutritional pills; The nose has barely changed...
If there is no end of the world, if there is no nuclear war, if there is no alien invasion, the above hypothesis is indeed likely to be true, but all the above conditions exist, the development of human society has experienced ups and downs, and until now, fortunately, it has remained similar to thousands of years ago appearance.Of course, most people's looks will be much better.Survival of the fittest, a good appearance will have more opportunities to pass on the family line.
Looking for a job on the [-]th was a bit irritating. Yan Changnian was busy with managing the company and was busy with work. Tao Xilie had the most contacts. Tao Xilie said that there are many online schools and various training institutions. He can choose the right one to sign up for classes.The kid really believed that he came from an extremely backward area, not only did he not laugh at him, but he also helped him very seriously. The first lesson was the common language.
Occasionally deserted during class, and on the eleventh day, he wanted to pull his hair when facing the common language like a bible, and he had a headache. Back then, English was his weakness, and now he has gone through purgatory again. Fortunately, he has a good memory. He was able to converse freely in the common language, and he could read a lot of characters. Finally, he was able to publish the biography of Brother Wen that he had sorted out over the years with a certain registered author where Tao Xilie worked.
When Shiyi was in high school, he thought about becoming a writer in the future. In fact, he wrote a thick book of essays, including both long and short stories. In the end, he failed the college entrance examination twice in a row and ended up giving birth after high school. In the womb, and later, when he became a low-level person in society who relied on hard work to survive, all his blood was exhausted in the arduous training.
Being able to write a biography about Brother Wen may be due to the dozens of megabytes of novel txt in the computer, which have been gnawed down for thousands of years, and Yan Changnian often reads "That Day" and "Sonnets" in front of him. For the first time, the stupid bird flies first, and with a bit of luck, someone next to him will fly with him, and finally he can reach the other side of success.
Eleven's pseudonym is 11, which is a very vivid image of two sticks.
Publishing articles is very simple, but his biographies are all written in simplified Chinese characters. It is a huge project to convert millions of words into a common language.
Fortunately, there is voice input, and the computer system can convert it into text.
Tao Xilie said that it is customary to publish [-] to [-] words first when publishing a new article, and then add a few thousand words every day at will. It is normal for a professional writer to write [-] to [-] words a day.Speaking of this, his saliva almost flowed out. When he was going to class, he could squeeze out [-] words a day, which was considered pretty good.
Eleven has a manuscript, not to make money for it, but to let more people share it. On the first day, nearly 5000 words were posted, and each chapter is more than [-] words.
Voice input is much faster than typing. He uploaded hundreds of thousands of words in one go, and sent [-] first, and the rest of the chapter is still [-] words, four times a day, and sent regularly.
I read it for a long time, but fortunately I was interested, otherwise the pain caused by excessive mouth movement would be unbearable.
Living in Dongli Space and Yunyin Mountain, Eleven is very used to this state, but there is no one around him, and it is a bit deserted.There is only half a hazy moon in the night sky, and the stars are completely missing. It is said that it is caused by the extreme air pollution.
At the beginning of his career, Yan Changnian took on the workload of several people alone. Even though he was a god, even if he worked 24 hours a day, he was still very busy. Sometimes he didn’t have time to go home, so he just let him know. At the beginning, it was very distressing on the [-]th. He wanted to say that there was no need to be like this, but this mood only lasted until he saw photos of Yan Changnian and others on some websites.
Star company, naturally big beauties and handsome guys gather, as a boss, dealing with employees is indispensable, watching employee training, expressing condolences, signing a certain order, celebrating, and the paparazzi that have persisted until now are still pervasive, superb shooting Skills plus high-tech machines can have any effect you want.
The huge photo in front of Eleven is Yan Changnian bowing his head and kissing a smiling newcomer with a reddish face.
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