[Comprehensive Sword Three] Master is on top

"Do you really love me enough to strangle me?" Tom was about to cry for his life.

Ningxiu thought he was kind, but actually told his dear little apprentice with a flat tone and cold eyes, "You are not me, how do you know how much I love you?"

The cliff will be strangled to death by him!Tom almost gasped with fright, until there was a buzzing sound below, which really sounded like the sound of insects flying.

Tom thought to himself, there are two options in this situation. The first one is to show their might and work together to eliminate the army of dung beetles.The second is to grit his teeth and push Ningxiu down to feed the bugs, fighting for his chance to escape.He himself tended to the second option, but thinking about it carefully, he pushed Ningxiu and at the same time Ningxiu could pinch and break his throat with his thumb and index finger.

Those who know the times are Junjie!

Young Tom's gaze was firm, "Master, is there any way we won't die?" When he returns to school, he must start learning apparation and making teleportation keys!Immortal Horcrux or something, press back.

"Tell me, Master, I love you, and I'll tell you."

Tom's face turned black and then white, white and then black, snake spirit disease, do you know how to force someone to say that he loves you, and how repulsive the forced person is?

He silently recited in his heart that the one who knows current affairs is Junjie, "Master, I love you."

"good."

Under the dark green magic light, Ningxiu's dark eyes were as deep as hell.Tom was about to pee in fright, what a man who could kill people with his eyes!

"Before I escape, I have one more sentence. I have always wanted to tell you but hesitated."

"Don't hesitate, no matter what you say, I will write it down."

"I know you love to study."

"kindness."

"I also know you are handsome."

"..." Why mention this?

"Ah~" Ningxiu sighed, "In my hometown, there is a saying, 'Love to study, die quickly. Look handsome, bend quickly'. I think you need to change it. Otherwise, you will die as a teacher. I'm not at ease."

"...Yes, yes." This man looked as if he would climb out of hell and strangle him to death! ! !Can I really live to be 80 years old safe and sound?

Tom moved, reminding Ningxiu that he would be carried home by the golden dung beetle if he didn't leave. He saw Ningxiu raised his right hand for no reason, and a dazzling but stunningly dark blue light flashed.The next second was a deafening explosion. Tom suspected that the entire pyramid shook three times. His feet were slipping against the stone wall. Ningxiu noticed it and threw Tom on his back, reminding him to hold on tight. Climb up quickly like a spider spirit.

Tom, who looked like a koala lying on Ningxiu's back, had a big head, and Ningxiu's mobility was not as good as that of a human being.

This vertical passage is only 15 meters long, and the stone wall is relatively flat. For an ordinary person like Tom to climb, he just needs to move up a little bit on his hands and feet. Human beings who can cut out five holes in the stone wall are still a minority.

After climbing up the passage, we came to a boxy space. The rough stone walls also depict murals with unclear meanings. There are large and small pottery pots in the corners, and the patterns are very simple.

Tom looked around intently, but found no other way out except the burrow where he came. "Will the beetle catch up?"

"The road below was blocked when it exploded. They couldn't come up."

"We can't go down either." Tom sighed, and poked here and there with his wand. "We were going to the underground space, but we came up, and we were getting farther and farther away from our destination."

Ningxiu disagreed, and based on his experience of digging people's ancestral graves for many years without doing serious things, he said, "The murals on the first floor are misguided. There will be no treasures underground, and they are more likely to be fatal things. For example, buried in the ground keeps multiplying. The golden dung beetle. The treasure must be hidden high up, closer to the height of the sun."

"..."

"Your expression tells me that you have started to slander me again in your heart."

"How could you know what I was thinking?"

Ningxiu interpreted it with his eyes wide open, "You are saying in your heart, 'This stupid man can actually analyze the worship of the sun by the Egyptians. It is true that every neurotic has an innate skill'."

"..." Tom almost knelt down to him, when he has money in the future, he will definitely...

"..." Ningxiu's dead fish eyes were still staring at Tom, but he thought to himself: After three years of meditation in the prison, he can see through the heart of this dead boy at a glance after he comes out!Why wait for him to have money, and take the person he hates the most to the best and best mental hospital in the world!Master is so touched that you are so considerate of Master, you dead child!In return, break the leg.

Tom was vigilant, "Do you feel an ominous atmosphere approaching?"

"No, maybe this ominous smell is only aimed at you."

"..." When will the days when this kind of life is not guaranteed end!

Ningxiu stopped talking and began to work hard, digging holes in the wall conscientiously.The small map in the upper right corner of the game interface tells people that the radar system is no match for the golden finger. Watching him, he found the mummy in minutes.

When the two dusty people stood in front of the pharaoh's coffin, feeling the atmosphere of ancient culture, Ning Xiu said, "Is this resistant?"

"Taking away the body of the tomb owner is prone to curses. We should focus on the funerary objects. Magic items with the highest magic power! For example, this crystal is made of a crystal cup engraved with ancient magic patterns."

"I have a hunch that if you touch it, a devil will jump out to kill you. Just like in the story, a devil was locked in a magic lamp and abandoned in the desert. The devil waited for 100 years and vowed to fulfill the wish of the person who released him. The devil waited for 200 years and vowed to fulfill the two wishes of the person who released him. The devil waited for 300 years. Finally, a hungry and thirsty traveler picked up a magic lamp in the desert. The traveler touched the magic lamp and released the devil. The devil exhausted his patience because of the long wait, and the angry devil killed the traveler. I think you are the third kind."

"There is no devil in the world. As an old saying goes, the most terrifying thing in the world is the human heart."

Ningxiu squatted in the corner and set up the stove to boil the instant noodles. On the other side, Tom carefully pulled the crystal cup out of the wall.Ning Xiu huffed and ate instant noodles behind him, encouraging Tom, "Touch it."

To prove that the devil was a fairy tale to bluff children, Tom ran his fingertips vigorously over the crystal glass to remove the sand from it.Nothing happened.

Tom secretly wanted to laugh, but before the corners of his mouth curled up, Ningxiu finished eating the cup noodles in his hand and poured the remaining hot soup into the crystal cup. At the same time, the crystal cup burst into dazzling light. The man ran out, waiting for Tom with big scarlet eyes, "You stupid human being! How dare you pour hot soup on my crystal cup! I will curse you!" Little Tom was shocked.

Ningxiu patted the young man on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "Have you seen that, stories always have a basis."

The Avatar who was insulted by the instant noodle soup, no, the alien blue-skinned burly man cursed Tom to sleep for 100 years, unless true love gave him a kiss to transfer the magic.

Tom couldn't have been more shocked by the silly fairytale pacing.Forgive Ning Dacao for squatting aside, turning his back and laughing silently.Tom found out, "Master, didn't you say you were going to die together?"

Avatar found Ning Dacao, and pointed at him hoarsely, "I want to curse you! I curse you that you can't speak, you can't see, you can't hear, and you will spend the rest of your life in boundless loneliness and darkness."

"The ultimate mystery of Broken Leg Fort-exploding your chrysanthemum needle." The warriors of the Celestial Dynasty fought against Avatar for [-] rounds. A group of prime ribs, prime pork belly, and prime cartilage were put into Ningda rough's backpack.

The degree of bloody cruelty and inhumanity cannot be expressed, just look at the ashen expression on the face of the future Dark Lord Tom.

"Take the spoils and go out in time to have dinner."

The crystal cup poured with instant noodle soup was stuffed into Tom's arms, and Tom turned around stiffly, only to see the superhuman snake man carrying the mummified coffin with one hand.

"what are you doing?"

"Take my booty."

"Beware of Pharaoh's curse." Tom couldn't help reminding.

Ning Xiu's face was paralyzed, "You are about to sleep for 100 years, and the worst thing is to die immediately."

Tom didn't want to mention the kiss of true love anymore, and immediately changed the subject, "How do we get out."

"It's up to you." Ningxiu said, put the mummy back, solemnly took out a book and handed it under Tom's nose, "First, learn this."

Tom took a look and saw the neatly written "Phantom Migration Encyclopedia" on the cover. His knees suddenly softened, and he knelt down to Ning Dacao, "You had this plan from the beginning?"

"The original plan was not for you to learn apparation, do you want to hear it?"

"Do not want to."

"Let's start learning this magic version of God's Travels."

The so-called apparition refers to the magic that wizards teleport from one place to another through their "magic power system that no one knows how".It is a skill that is easy to use for murder, arson, and house robbery.

"Aren't you worried that I will run away after I learn it?" Tom couldn't help but suspect that Ningxiu had another purpose.

"You run. If you catch it, you break three legs."

"Since I'm traveling with you, starting from England together, I will definitely return to England with you."

Ning Dacao didn't answer, but his expression clearly expressed one meaning: You are a smart boy.

Carefully squatting next to the unknown pharaoh's mummy, he lit a kerosene lamp and read a book to learn magic. After a while, Tom, who was a top student, realized, "This book..."

"how?"

"Many typos. Some sentences are unclear. It seems..."

"like?"

"It's a bootleg."

"Study hard. Don't pay attention to such details."

Tom is going to cry.This is no longer a question of studying well.I heard that some wizards taught by the teacher will still have the lower (harmonious) half of their body fall on the road when they use apparation. How many parts does he have to lose for a self-taught student who reads pirated books?

"I think it's safest to find another way to leave." Tom said to Ningxiu who was lying in the corner.

Ningxiu didn't respond, Tom repeated it louder, and Ningxiu answered him, "What did you just say?"

"I said, we should find a way to leave, not, are you listening?"

"I'm listening, but I can't hear clearly from the beginning, and my vision is blurry."

"Could it be that curse..."

"My dear Tom, accept Master's true love kiss before the curse comes true, so as to spare you the pain of sleeping for a hundred years."

"No... um" mouth!The mouth is going to rot to the gums! ! !

After Ning Dacao became strong, Tom sat on the ground paralyzed as if his soul had gone out of his body and lost all his chastity.

"You continue to study, I'll sleep for a while." Ningxiu lay down on the ground as if he should do what he should, and fell asleep, completely ignoring Tom, whose self-esteem was smashed like a boy who had lost his footing.

After Tom specialized in a pirated magic book and successfully learned to apparate, he couldn't help but like himself on the screen, what a genius!

He turned his head and shouted at Ningxiu, the genius has successfully learned magic, we can go, and Ningxiu who was sleeping on the ground did not respond after shouting several times.

Tom went over to shake it, but there was still no response. He took out the beef jerky he had hidden from his bag and shook it under the carnivore's nose, but he still didn't wake up.

Boy Tom turned pale with fright, did the curse really work!

The world is so amazing!

Next, dismember this hateful kidnapper and go home by yourself.

Corpse disintegration is also a technical task. At most, Tom, who has crushed small animals such as toads, slugs and bats, studied around Ningxiu for a while. Such a large volume is not easy to do.After studying it for a while, Tom didn't make a move, and resignedly picked up Ningxiu and launched Apparation.

I wish Ning Dacao the best sleep quality.

Brother Broken Leg Fort, with his character, can he really get the kiss of true love?Will it be an Avatar or a Dementor or Tom's little friend Jerry who will kiss him?

If you want to know the future, let's celebrate the Ching Ming Festival first, please, friends who agree, raise your hands!what!what!clatter!