[Comprehensive Sword Three] Master is on top

Hogwarts is the only magic school in the UK, so children from wizarding families are sent to school when they are ten years old, and there are seven years from the first grade to the seventh grade.In addition to children whose parents are wizards who can come to school, there are also children with wizard qualifications in the ordinary world, who can also come to Hogwarts to go to school when they reach the age of ten.This is the news that Ning Xiu, who was cold, noble and silent, listened silently.

Then the goblin friends who claimed to be house elves continued to chat with Ningxiu about the school.It is said that Hogwarts is divided into four houses, and the names of each house are quite long, so I can’t be bothered to remember them. What kind of character is it? The logo of Fendo’s house is a brave golden lion. It's so cute, the colleges that died in Trane are all children from noble families, all of them are troublesome to death, the logo of the college is a silver snake, and there are black badger and bronze eagle colleges.

Hearing here, Ningxiu's more than half of the dead memory cells finally showed signs of resurrection.

Isn't this that series of movies!

He bought a half-price ticket before time travelling, and went to the cinema to watch two movies. The plot of the first movie he watched was that there was a pervert living in the diary, intending to fall in love with a little lolita, and then he was expelled by the protagonist.The plot of the movie I watched for the second time was that a bald and wretched man with no nose fought wits and courage with the protagonist, and finally got the lunch smoothly.It's nothing to watch, but the stories all happened in a castle of a magic school.

Ning Dacao secretly rejoiced, has he transmigrated into a famous movie, and he doesn't know where the plot has progressed.

He was so happy that he made his whole body warm. At night, he thought about how his little apprentice was doing, so he put his midnight snack in his pocket and went to find someone.Under the warm-hearted guidance of a goblin, Ning Oao managed to reach Little Tom's dormitory inside the huge castle.

Little Tom was packing his luggage by himself. There was very little luggage. Except for school supplies, there were not many clothes. The clothes were hung in the closet, and the boxes were stuffed under the bed. He was going to wash and read his textbooks.Just turning around and looking straight at someone standing in the corner where the candlelight couldn't reach, I didn't know how long I stood without saying a word, the visual impact of hell made little Tom hold his chest and lean on the bedpost to say calm down to himself calm down.Over there, Ning Dacao looked around in the dormitory just like going back to his own home.

The dormitory for two people has all the furniture. Although the decoration is a bit old, it can be seen that it is tasteful. It also has a bathroom.Relying on his height, Ningxiu looked down at his apprentice, and little Tom was as stiff as a stone facing him.Completely treating this place as his own, Ningxiu carried Little Tom to the bathroom, "Let's wash together."

Little Tom had a good appearance since he was a child, and he had long been aware of guarding against the strange uncle, but he struggled so hard.Ningxiu was very puzzled, and frowned with a pair of sword eyebrows, "Why don't you want to?"

"No why."

"Could it be that you have a disease that will kill you if you take a bath with me?" Ningxiu looked at little Tom with more and more doubts.

"..." What kind of brain-opening terminal illness is this!

Although the bathroom in Slytherin's dormitory is for students, it is unexpectedly luxurious. There are three rough bathtubs that are not too crowded, with three faucets, and hot water is available all day by visual inspection.While putting hot water on, while undoing the rope of the ponytail, Ningxiu stood in the bathroom in front of the large mirror fixed on the wall with a carved lacquered wooden frame, looked at his abdominal muscles, and casually gestured to a few bodybuilders to show off his muscles Actions.Then the mirror spoke!

"What healthy skin! What black hair! What sexy abs! Your face, your face! Like the king of the night!"

Fuck!Ningxiu couldn't bear this mirror!

"Mirror, tell me, mirror, who is the most ruthless, unreasonable, and insane person in the world?"

"Of course it's you! My Majesty—"

The mirror was smashed to pieces under Ning Xiu's heavy fist, "You know too much." After the mirror in the Slytherin bathroom that satisfies narcissistic patients couldn't utter another word, Ning Dacao stepped on the floor Fragment enjoyed another bodybuilder's addiction to his heart's content, then threw off his boots and took a hot bath.

Tom was reading a textbook when he came out wiping his hair. Ningxiu's Chinese was very good, and he was best at jerky classical Chinese, but he didn't know anything about wizard textbooks with weird and unheard-of words. If he couldn't figure out what Tom was reading, he didn't care.

A hot bath is indeed the best medicine in the world, it relieves the mood and the body. After taking a bath, Ningxiu looks a lot more pleasant, so he asks Tom to take a bath.

After tidying up the textbooks, Tom took out a change of clothes from the closet and asked, "What was the sound just now?"

"Accidentally broke a mirror, don't worry."

With the chilly voice and chilly gaze, Tom felt his joints were starting to stiff again. He always felt that his limbs were about to be twisted and drained of blood to hang his corpse on the wall. He pretended to be calm and walked into the bathroom. The expensive-looking wand that Ning Xiu gave casted a magic that returned to its original state.

He has mastered this kind of little magic well from theory to practice, but it is very difficult to use it now. Little Tom, who does not believe in evil, finally restores the mirror to its original state out of breath.Standing in front of the mirror, Tom could see himself sweating profusely from this little magic, and helpless with the wand in his hand.

The nature of the repaired mirror showed again, and he began to praise the person looking in the mirror endlessly, "Oh~ sweetheart, look at your black grape-like eyes, they are big, round and watery, they are so cute, oh~ sweetheart, Look at your lips, more delicate than petals, their fragrance must be—”

Ningxiu's voice from outside the room pierced the door, "Tom, what's the sound?"

"It's nothing, I accidentally broke the mirror."

"Watch your feet."

"...restored to the original."

Ningxiu watched strangely as the bear rushed out of the bathroom, put on his shoes and rushed back, and then heard the sound of the mirror clattering in the bathroom.

Such a violent temper at such a young age, smashed it, repaired it and continued to smash it, with such a twisted mind, what will happen in the future!

Ning Dacao rubbed his hair and frowned, quite worried.

After Tom finished washing, Ning Dacao was already lying on the other bed and covered with a quilt.Little Tom didn't know about Ningxiu's background, and thought that this guy must be able to appear in the school because he was very familiar with this school. He didn't expect that Ningxiu's understanding of Hogwarts was limited to the development of a certain series of movie stories. It's just the location, not even the house-elves know.

The dormitory of Slytherin College is underground, and it is very cool in summer, and the temperature makes Ningxiu very comfortable.After the lights were turned off, the dormitory was so quiet that even the breathing of the person in the next bed could be heard. After half an hour, Ningxiu became unhappy because the brat next door was tossing and turning very loudly!

"Do you suffer from insomnia?"

"No, I accept the bed." Little Tom said with his face stuffed under the quilt, "I haven't fallen asleep yet, do you also accept the bed?"

I really underestimate Brother Xiu. Brother Xiu is a veteran tramp who sees rivers, crosses mountains, climbs meat, eats and sleeps in beds!How could he have such a noble disease as admitting to the bed, "I recognize your bed as a fairy, you are too noisy."

"..." The man who spoke so rudely must be a rough Gryffindor with his life.

The noble and glamorous eight-pack abs is not a Hogwarts native. The next morning, more than half of the students in the school were exposed to food poisoning after breakfast.

The old headmaster with a lot of gray hair caught Ning Dacao who was making stewed chicken with mushrooms in the kitchen.Ning Dacao had already replaced the 255 Nanhuang suit at that time, wearing a casual flaxen checkered shirt and black slacks, casually wearing an apron, casually tied black hair, and casually showing two collarbones Chest muscles, standing casually showing his two long legs, casually stirring the pot and tasting the soup at the same time glanced at the old headmaster, "The old man is hungry? It just so happens that my soup is ready, come and taste it."

Serve the tableware and serve the soup enthusiastically and naturally.

The old headmaster didn't know why he acted like this at will. Maybe the virtuous oriental man acted too naturally. He actually sat down and drank the soup. He rolled his eyes and fell down.Ning Dacao squatted aside with a spoon in his hand and watched for a while, realizing that the old headmaster's appearance of foaming at the mouth was not fake, and he was about to die, so he decisively called out the old headmaster's will, "Don't die! Don’t die! Your life is still long! Think of your mother! Think of your newborn daughter! Think of your beautiful wife! Your dead mother is a helpless mother! A wife is someone else's wife! My daughter wants to call another man's father!"

Pinching doesn't work, so Ningxiu immediately used his tried-and-tested serial ear scraper, and the crackling sound made the person feel pain for the person being beaten, "Wake up!"

Relying on his early adventure experience, the old headmaster stubbornly opened his eyes and wanted to ask for help. Facing the cold, noble and ruthless face of Brother Pao, he had already scratched his ears a few times. The old headmaster tried his best to fight for the chance of survival, "Hurry up... I... go to the school doctor..."

Brother Pao looked stern, and said confidently and calmly, "Don't worry, I will help you." What kind of school doctor do you want? I have traveled all over the world for many years, and I have to treat minor illnesses by myself, such as indigestion. After a few more needles, it will be healed without medicine.

The few house-elves who stayed in the kitchen to do the cleaning were watching dumbfounded all the time. They all saw that Mr. Principal was so ill that he jumped out of the kitchen after being treated by the head chef.

In the end, the house-elves shed tears of joy for the great chef who went to the hall and went to the kitchen and became a doctor part-time.

As expected of the head chef, what an amazing young man!The punches that hit the principal's stomach were fast and powerful, precise and effective, and the principal vomited within minutes!Even those few shots of voodoo-like magic are amazing!Look at the old headmaster leaving the kitchen alive and kicking as if there is a dementor chasing after him!

After the old headmaster left the kitchen, Ning Dacao was humbly accepting the admiration of the house-elves. A quarter of an hour later, the old headmaster came back with a few professors who didn't look easy to mess with, and pointed at the giant pumpkin castle he was carving. The sycophant is rough, and the voice is like a bell, "The murderer is him!"

The house elves surrounding Ningxiu to observe the carvings looked at each other, not knowing the truth.Unconsciously, Ning Dacao raised his head calmly, glanced at the menacing group of people, then lowered his head and continued to carve pumpkins.It is not easy to see such a huge natural pumpkin. In the corner of the Hogwarts kitchen, several pumpkins as big as a car are deeply loved by Ningxiu.

The guy who poisoned the breakfast was so calm, the old headmaster stroked his beard and gave the professor who taught Transfiguration a wink: That's right!This is the man!

Professor Dumbledore took a closer look at the oriental man who suddenly appeared in the kitchen, from his appearance to his clothes, he was a handsome man with an extraordinary bearing.Normally, Dumbledore would be happy to make friends with him, but the premise is that he didn't poison all the cute little wizards in Hogwarts!

The old principal is really an unreliable guy. He jumped up and asked Ningxiu why he poisoned breakfast. Facing his question, Ningxiu continued to carve the pumpkin in his hand expressionlessly, but repeated the old principal's words with blank eyes , "Poisoned breakfast? Me?"

"Of course it's you! The soup you just gave me is also poisonous!"

"..." Brother Pao's cold eyes locked on the face of the old principal.A mortal's stomach would have diarrhea after eating a hamburger. It's obvious that you are too weak to challenge me!

I saw that the knife in Brother Pao's hand was as bright as a rainbow and lightning, and the pumpkin in his hand roughly took on the shape of a castle. His knife skills that were more convincing than magic attracted everyone's attention, and he followed closely the pumpkin in his hand. He was amazed by the movement, watching the outline of the castle gradually becoming more refined and becoming more and more perfect. When he put down the fruit knife in his hand, he realized that what he carved was actually the entire Hogwarts Castle.

The house elves applauded their idol without hesitation, and the applause was as dazzling as a lighthouse in the sea, "As long as you use this pumpkin castle to make pumpkin pie, the taste must be the best, and you will definitely be able to conquer the world." Stomach of all students!"

The house-elf wanted to hold Ningxiu up to the altar and offer incense and pay homage to him with three meals a day.

Then the house-elfs regarded the god as a god, and was kidnapped by Professor Dumbledore, and sent directly to the principal's office, where he was fed a tube of veritaserum.No matter how bad a liar he is, he can't help but tell the truth if he drinks Veritaserum Potion.

After asking about the origin of the name as usual, Dumbledore asked him the purpose of sneaking into Hogwarts.

Of course I came here with my dear apprentice.

Easterners with sinister intentions, did you sneak into Hogwarts to kidnap our lovely students?

I'm not a pedophile, what are you doing kidnapping your stupid, timid and troublesome students!It's too little meat to eat!

Fuck!This oriental eats human flesh! ← Think of such a person in the school that everyone is dangerous!

Wow, what a big trough!This bearded gringo is a pedophile! ← Think Tom's teacher in a certain class is this guy who is nervous about the little apprentice's ass!

Ningxiu thought that these educators, who seemed to be gentle at any rate, could talk in a civilized and friendly manner, but he didn't expect this bearded man to be a pedophile.Unable to bear it, he beat up Little Tom for him. Dumbledore lost his combat power in an instant, and most of the office was destroyed in a blink of an eye.The old headmaster hid behind the desk, sweating and under great pressure. He took out his wand tremblingly, and just got half of his head out from behind the desk, and met Paoge's dark eyes. He was so scared that he forgot to use magic. Facing Ningxiu, it was a harmless forgetting curse.

After a glare of light flashed into Ningxiu's body, Ningxiu's dark eyes were silent and blank, "Where is this? Hey, the old man hiding behind with a devilish face, have you seen my apprentice? His name is Tom, It looks like a blue-skinned cat."