[Comprehensive Sword Three] Master is on top

A woman, if she is beautiful enough, men will naturally pity her.

Just like Ningxiu and Ruyan back then, what a good sister.

Ningxiu sat beside the wishing pool in the city, staring at the corner of the wall covered with shallow weeds.

Beyoncé standing on one side seems to be staring at the Goddess of Light, but she has been peeking at Ningxiu from the corner of her eye.Beyoncé has always been confident in her appearance, but standing next to Ningxiu will have an indescribable...favor?

Ningxiu treated her with a kind and generous attitude, which did not match the gentle appearance of the oriental people. Beyoncé had the illusion that Ningxiu was a man.

The two stood quietly in front of the wishing pool, under the goddess statue carved by white stone, and there was movement on the team channel for a long time.

[Team] Emerald Dragon: Xiao Si, today's takeaway! ! !

The emerald dragon's face was bloody, Miss Ningxiu, if you don't come, the bishop is depressed, suppressing the dragon to death!

[Team] Ningxiu: No time, I went to try on underwear with Beyoncé today.

[Team] Beyoncé: Heck, this kind of thing doesn't need to be said.

[Team] Emerald Dragon: No way! ! ! ! !You have to come and deliver food! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Must send! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

This series of exclamation points not only strongly expressed the pain in Jade Dragon's heart, but also swiped everyone's screens, and even made Uncle Zha cheat a few words, special!Don't!Cool!

The Emerald Dragon kept wailing in his heart: The bishop's aura has turned black!Little Si, you can't do this! ! ! ! !

[Team] Ningxiu: Howl again, I will stab you to death with an exclamation point.

Emerald Dragon is not happy now, the team said: I didn't see you like this when the boss proposed to you!

[Team] Beyoncé: ! ! !

[Team] Duzelas: Ha! ! ! ! ?

[Team] Ning Xiu: Nani! ! ! ?

[Team] Duzelas: What are you surprised about? !

[Team] Ning Xiu: When did you propose to me?

[Team] Emerald Dragon: When you watched the stars last night!

[Team] Ningxiu: Didn't you invite me to give you a thousand miles last night?How did it become a marriage proposal?

[Team] Bishop: Ahem

Sending him a thousand miles away is so embarrassing.

Asa appeared, the team channel was immediately quiet, and everyone pretended to be away.

The truth is that Asa named someone exactly.

[Team] Bishop: Ningxiu, come over here.

[Team] Ningxiu: Short Oil~ My Lord Bishop~ I'm just a little dancer, why call him~

Behind the wavy lines, the Emerald Dragon seemed to be able to see the rude image of someone picking his nostrils, and the bishop actually fell in love with such a woman!Human hormones are so weird!

[Team] Beyoncé: Keke, Emerald Dragon, you can just think about it.

Only then did Jade Dragon realize that he had sent his thoughts to the team when he was in a trance.Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Team] Emerald Dragon: I'm sorry, Xiao Si!I'm not saying you're not attractive!real!real!You have to believe me!

[Team] Beyoncé: Ningxiu went to the weapon shop on East Avenue to cast an "exclamation mark".

[Team] Emerald Dragon: Don't be so cruel to me!Said that you are still my dear little friend! qaq

[Team] Ning Xiu: Hehe

……

Lemon is a thief, a thief with great artistic appreciation. Ever since he was pk by a female gun knight in a small town, his best equipment plus agility points and magic pants with special effects of stealth, his thief The career path is not so easy. Firstly, the No. [-] boss in the temple is delayed, and secondly, he can’t find a good friend in reality every time he asks someone out to play. I was fed up with dating my best friend and broke up with him, and finally it was almost the end of the year. His mother always urged him to bring his girlfriend home and bring his boyfriend if he couldn’t, but his girlfriend broke up with him a few days ago. The best friend is a straight man!Life is so hard!

Finally, he found a small underground dungeon in the wild, passed five levels and killed six generals, and got the customs clearance treasure, which was actually an umbrella and a fan. The introduction column of such a sissy item actually said something he didn’t know. The words really made him sad!He took the item to the appraiser in the main city to be firm, and he actually charged him 100 gold coins for the appraisal fee!

Captain Xiaoxiong is right, killing all profiteers in the world is really a duty!

Lemon rested her chin on the counter, waiting for the appraiser. The gray-haired old appraiser finally spoke, "This is an artifact inherited from a country called Datang that has been destroyed for thousands of years."

Artifact!Lemon's eyes lit up.

"It is said that the most beautiful queen of the Tang Dynasty used it to dance a dance to worship the gods on the altar, and the country will be prosperous in the next year. She used it to dance on the battlefield, bloody. This fearless thief who walks in the dark Sir, you need to bring it to a black-haired, black-eyed oriental woman."

Before Lemon could happily send a congratulatory message to GM, the system shot an arrow at him first.

System: Player Lemon, accept the task of [Looking for the Queen] issued by the gold medal appraiser to bring the artifact to the queen.

The rhythm of gm's task is wrong!Why not ask the player if they would like to accept the quest.The magic that just arrived will be given away!

The mandatory task gave Lemon a solid blow, he walked out of the appraisal building in a daze, and when he confronted the No. [-] boss with black hair and black eyes who came out of the weapon shop next door, he gave him a quick and ruthless blow.

"You..." Without saying a word, Lemon cried like a child into Ningxiu's face.

Looking at the thief who was crying for no reason, Ningxiu stood still and watched for a long time.The boy looks so handsome and cries like this, but it's cute.Ning Dacao admired it silently for a long while, then stared at the young man with great interest.The boy cried for a while, then looked up and saw the face of the No. [-] boss, then lowered his head and continued to cry. He went back and forth several times before handing over the things, "This is for you."

Ningxiu looked at the [Blood Shadow Tianyu Dancer] stuffed into her hand, and twitched the corners of his mouth, "Damn, don't you know I'm a dps?"

Lemon cried even more when she heard this, "I finally got an artifact and named it to you, but you didn't appreciate it!"

"...Why are you crying? I've accepted the things, and I'm giving this to you as a thank you."

System: Player Lemon gets the purple equipment [Pants of Siriana].

Isn't this the underpants he lost for many years! ! !

Lemon blushed when she thought of how a beautiful girl like boss No. [-] took out men's underwear and handed it to him in broad daylight and in full view of everyone, and blushed, "Aren't oriental women very conservative?"

Ningxiu smiled, "Do you want to know what is under my clothes..."

Ning Dacao looked at the background where the thieves were running away as if running for their lives, shook his head and said that the young man was really not calm, holding in his hand the Qixiu special effect weapon commonly known as the big fan by the three players, it has a very beautiful special effect , there is a very nonsense text introduction called: Let's dance, princess in the rain of blood.

Such a motherfucker has nothing to do with Brother Xiu for eight lifetimes!

When Lemon passed by the East Street of the main city again, he saw the No. [-] boss selling a big fan to a rich player. It is said that it is a handicraft made by the handicrafts of their country. The umbrella can shade the sun and fan the breeze. Exquisite, classic and high-grade, bright and generous for girls.

The local tyrant asked how much it was, and she waved her hand and said that five catties of beef would be exchanged with you, and the lemon would kneel until it broke, okay?

The local tyrant hates eating beef cattle the most in his life, and girls who eat beef are the worst!He turned his head with a cold face and left.

"Damn it! I dare to look down on protein-rich beef and crush you to death!"

"Stop!" Lemon dragged her thigh, saving the life of a local tycoon in time, "In this world, every death of a local tyrant will result in one less!"

"Isn't this father helping those soft girls from being murdered by Gao Fushuai?"

"Gold, rich and handsome also have the advantages of being tall, rich and handsome! Their genes are good! 80% of the next generation created is also tall, rich, handsome, white, rich and beautiful!"

"He despises beef!"

"..." Brother, what is the topic that has been around for so long, and why do you want to change the topic back!

Ningxiu has to be a cruel and inhuman "violent" dps who harvests heads with a kitchen knife in his hand. He has never picked up a big fan to cut Yunshang's heart and shake his milk all over the world.But the world is unpredictable.

In her daily life of eating, sleeping, walking, buying underwear with Beyoncé, going to the beauty parlor to watch the big transformation, the Holy Son camp won a major victory in a blink of an eye, and Ningxiu was so fast that she couldn't realize what happened.After Asa explained to her, she found out that there was a player named Brother Xiong who led the temple fan group, and used various means to win over half of the server players, and directly killed the Temple of Light. From the advantages of numbers, levels, equipment, and backup , After crushing the defending NPCs and players on the side of the Temple of Light, they went straight to the enemy's main headquarters, killing the opponent by surprise.

On the side of the Holy Son's camp, an emerald dragon was dispatched. The huge volume flew over the enemy's camp, and it was a one-shot move. It was quite shameless, childish and shameless, and demolished the main hall and sacrificial tower of the Temple of Light.And flew to the imperial palace to bring back the king's daughter, the princess.Successfully hijacked an important hostage!

When the huge figure of the emerald dragon flew back to the No. [-] main city and spit out a blond girl who was almost drowned in saliva, he was almost poked to death by Beyoncé with an "exclamation point".

"Why did you bring this little slut back!" Beyoncé, who has always been a glamorous and generous lady queen, stabbed the emerald dragon's front paw with an exclamation point.

The Emerald Dragon said that it was neither painful nor itchy, "She is a princess, isn't she worth my capture?"

"Then do you know that this little bitch wants to kidnap the boss to bed every day?"

"Huh???!"

Beyoncé spoke bluntly in front of the client, while Asa stood calmly aside, "cold and noble" with his sleeves folded. In fact, he was distracted. Recently, he often pretends to be a sycophant in reality.His intuition told him that Ningxiu might be a real monster player, what if we meet in reality and find that she is a fake girl with an apple in her chest?He prefers Xiuniang's breasts.Thinking of this, his gaze skipped over Ningxiu's bra standing beside him, and the topic unfolded in his mind, "Recently, you don't hug me anymore."

"Are you short of love?" Ningxiu asked.

Asa was a little melancholy, looking directly at Ningxiu with lake-like eyes, "When we first met, you were very enthusiastic and hugged me often." Experience the ultimate in numb and suffocating boobs.

Ningxiu stared back with a pair of dead fish eyes, "It's the master who raises the apprentice as love, why do you want to abduct the master into a wife, like an old man, stupid, hug you."

The princess got up from a puddle of saliva, with wavy blond hair, misty blue eyes, wanting breasts, buttocks and buttocks, pointing at Ningxiu arrogantly, "What method do you use to grab a man from me?"

A thunderbolt hit Ningxiu's already unsound Three Views.

Take a man from me!

Grab a man!

grab!

Robbing your refrigerator and not robbing your man!

"Your Highness, don't worry, I actually like women." Ningxiu winked at Beyoncé who was not far away, "Honey, what do you think?"

Beyoncé stabbed the emerald dragon's paw more vigorously with the "exclamation mark", "Why don't you just marry the boss! Let this little bitch give up, it's annoying to death."

"..." Hey, at least she is a princess, so is it okay to call her by nicknames so mercilessly in person?Is it popular for the kings of your time to behead your whole family?

"Don't think I'll believe you just because you're talking upside down. You just want to grab a man from me. Do you think you can hold Asa's heart with your beauty?" Saying this, the Princess Princess looked at Asa with gentle eyes. Extract the oil for cooking.

Asa thought that a little sycophant could completely defeat the princess, "Her feet are beautiful."

When Ningxiu was still squatting listlessly with dead fish eyes hanging, the princess's face paled when she heard Asa's words, and her heart was desolate, "I heard that I will marry an oriental woman after seeing her feet. Me, you won't marry her, will you!"

"..." There was a question in Asa's mind: from which mysterious space did you get the news that you were going to get married after seeing the feet of an oriental woman!is this real?

Asa rubbed his aching forehead and whispered to Ningxiu, "Why don't you wear shoes?"

"I'm wearing it, but the appearance of the equipment is that several layers of gauze cover the feet." Ning Xiu also replied in a low voice.Stupid people on earth, do you know that the girls in Qixiufang always show their feet when they change their outfits!Said to be convenient for dancing!Wu Nimei, put on a pair of warm shoes!The beautiful frozen people in winter! ←Satisfied soon! Foolish Central Plains people, do you know that in the distant Miaojiang Great Five Immortals, men, women and children have less and less cloth for suits!Barefoot is nothing!Sister Du's thighs are bare and her back is shiny, brother Du is even worse!The planners can't wait to take off Brother Du's remaining underpants!

The princess is furious, crowned as Lan Yan, and wants to fight Ning Xiu to the death. As an elegant lady, the jewel of the empire, and a socialite of the upper class, she should have the demeanor of everyone and let the other party be a little bit better. I heard that orientals are very popular, what is that?" Let's dance to invite relatives!"

Ningxiu pressed his nostrils and was about to retreat, "...you win, and Asa's chrysanthemum is yours."

"..." Asa's heart shuddered.

[Team] Emerald Dragon: No way! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !You can't just give up the boss' ass! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[Team] Beyoncé: I don't agree either!They agreed to protect the chrysanthemum of the Son of God together!

[Team] Bishop: Ahem

[Team] Ningxiu: The concubine can't do it!You let me go to the mountain of swords and go down to the sea of ​​fire to kill Warcraft single-handedly shaking s, traveling through the universe to fight pirates is no problem, I just can't compete with a woman for a man!Although I am quite unscrupulous, I am still very principled.

[Team] Duzelas: Huh?what are you guys saying?

Du Zelas, who has been fighting on the front line for many days against the enemy Zhou Xuan, took a look at the team channel and found that the little friends are still sticking to the chrysanthemum of Lord Shengzi!What a group of reliable friends!

[Team] Bishop: Master, you don't want me anymore?

[Team] Ning Xiu: ...

How the hell do you know that Lao Tzu is your master at this time!