[Comprehensive Sword Three] Master is on top

Since Ningxiu was able to transform into a human form, the first thing he did was to take out the gift given by the system after Hisoka became a teacher, a set of 200 Grass Grass seeds.

[Jieyuan Grass]: A happy marriage, a flower with four petals, each eats two petals, and the fate is formed by nature.

This kind of thing similar to Yue Lao's red line made Ningxiu smile grinningly in a place where no one could see: Hahahaha, burn you fags to death, look at me accepting you.

I don't know if it's because he was dressed like a flower, but he suddenly got good at gardening, and the seeds he planted germinated within a few days, and after a spring rain, they sprung up like mushrooms after rain.In just a few months, the valley is already covered with a vast sea of ​​deep red and light purple flowers.

"Master, do you plant these flowers to make flower brew?" Li Linghan asked expectantly after Ningxiu in black clothes.

Ningxiu hooked the corner of his mouth, "Why, do you want to drink?"

At this time, looking at Brother Future Hua, who was only eleven or twelve years old and wearing a 230 Chi Ling suit, he touched the head of Li Linghan, who was even younger and only reached his shoulders, "If you want to drink, go brew it."

Li Linghan was rubbed obediently, "Master, why did you sound like an aunt when you were a flower, but a little girl when you transformed into a human form."

Ningxiu smiled grimly, "Auntie's voice?" You are too naive, child, do you know that the "loli" in front of you will grow into a real Chinese paper in ten years, and you will be frightened by that time.

In this age when a woman turns sixteen and becomes an aunt and grandma, the story of a woman turning into a man after wearing a flower is very touching. The person who was forced to cross the race and gender said after the self-psychological construction failed, it is imperative to take revenge on the society!Go to the plant denaturation wear in Nimal Gobi!

Take a deep breath, Xiao Xiuxiu, a beautiful life full of love is still waiting for you in the future.

If you want to make wine, you must have wine jars.

Ningxiu, who knew nothing about the awesome ancient craft of pottery making, made a wise decision, "My love, which direction is the nearest town?"

Hearing this, Li Linghan was shocked, "Master, do you want to eat people?"

Ning Xiu looked at Li Linghan's upright little face expressionlessly, and he began to reflect on whether he had failed too much in being a flower, otherwise how could he make a child think that flowers are cannibals.

"A Bao, don't you want to eat meat?" Ningxiu raised his jaw slightly and asked calmly.

"Think." Li Linghan is indeed a very honest child.

"Master will take you to eat meat."

"Are you really going to eat human flesh?" Li Linghan's small face was tangled together, and he looked like he was struggling.

Ningxiu raised his hand and gave Li Linghan a slap to wipe away the bloody thoughts, "Small towns, restaurants, big fish and big meat. Understand?"

Li Linghan nodded eagerly, "Understood!"

"good."

So Ningxiu dragged his family to the small town where humans gather. When the two of them hid in the alley behind the largest restaurant in the town, Li Linghan was very worried, "Master, we have no money." It's really embarrassing for this child There is also common sense in life.

Ningxiu, who has been able to forget the game interface for more than ten years, of course also confidently forgot the huge amount of gold and silver accumulated over the years in his parcel.

Ningxiu, who thought he was penniless, pursed his lips and smiled, naturally exuding a clean and dusty flower demon temperament. He said softly, "Don't worry, there is a way for you as a teacher." The Qingyan Flower Demon can write a book about her experience in eating Overlord's Meal.

When the shop waiter saw the two beautiful children stepping into the gate, although he wondered why the two children were not accompanied by adults, he still bent over and greeted them with a smile, "You two young guests, are you looking for someone or have a meal?"

Among them, the older girl looked calm, although her face was smiling, her black eyes couldn't smile, she just looked at people indifferently, "Find a seat by the window and have dinner."

"Okay, please come upstairs, guest officer."

Li Linghan turned his eyes to the roast chicken that was just served on the table at the door, and followed Ningxiu upstairs without looking too much.

It's the sunny afternoon and the spring is beautiful, and it's already past the meal time, so there are not many people in the restaurant, so you can choose a seat by the window on the second floor.

Ningxiu picked a table facing the street, and then listened lazily and carelessly to a list of dish names blurted out by the waiter in the shop with lowered eyelids. No one knew that he was hiding under Qingyue's indifferent and beautiful skin I was moved to tears when I ate the hot dishes.

"Yipin stewed fish, crispy pearl chicken, snowflake chicken, roasted chicken with ginkgo fruit, whole duck with [-] kernels."

"Another tofu skin bun, boiled cabbage, and fried pork chops." After a pause, Ningxiu continued, "A pot of carved plum wine."

"Guest officer, do you want to drink this wine by yourself?" The shop clerk was already worried about the stomachs of the two children after remembering so many dishes, and he felt more and more wrong when he added a little more.There is no such law in the court that minors are forbidden to drink alcohol, but which adult will let children drink alcohol?

Facing Xiao Er's questioning and disapproving eyes, Ningxiu finally raised his half-closed eyelids, his eyes were like unsheathed weapons, and when they fell on him, he seemed to feel a sword lying on him On his neck, even though he looked like a harmless "loli".The shop clerk couldn't help shivering, nodding his head and bowing down, "Guest officer, wait a moment."

Leaving Ningxiu in place, he sighed quietly, "A master is always lonely. I originally wanted to express my friendliness with my eyes, but it's a pity that this little brother doesn't understand my way of communication."

After Li Linghan witnessed the whole process of Ningxiu forcing people back with fierce eyes: "...Master, you are really not humble."

Hearing what he said, Ningxiu bent his eyes and smiled with a spring breeze on his face, "As a teacher, I have always been humble and polite, and I wish I could have these two words carved on my face, don't you think?"

"Master, you really don't have the character of humility." The pure and kind child complained bluntly.

Ningxiu smiled and nodded, "You don't need to say it if you know it."

Pure child: ——

Ningxiu ordered dishes according to the standards of a big eater, and there was more meat and less vegetarian food. It had been half an hour since the dishes were served in bits and pieces. Li Linghan looked at Ningxiu with puppy-like eyes, and finally He was allowed to move his chopsticks first by special permission, "I can't do this in the future, the dishes are not ready yet."

Filling up his cheeks, he nodded hastily, "Well, Master's meat is delicious."

Every girl who wears Hua Ge's skin will unconsciously maintain Hua Ge's superficially elegant demeanor, indifferent and elegant demeanor.The specific situation depends on the depth of this person's involvement in the drama. In short, the rough girl who has been involved in the drama too deeply after transmigrating into a flower played this role with her well-honed acting skills.

A set of delicate white porcelain wine utensils was placed on the table, facing a table of meat, Ningxiu, who was possessed by a spiritual body called "Qi Hua", poured himself a glass of carved plum wine with restraint. The phoenix eyes slightly raised, squinted and smiled with a monstrous appearance. After taking a sip, he poured a glass for Li Linghan carelessly, "Bao, drink!" In an instant, the scholarly style collapsed, and the heroic spirit suddenly became domineering. leak.

With the chicken leg in his mouth, Li Linghan tilted his head and remembered the argument of the people in the general's mansion that men should eat meat and drink heavily.Li Linghan, who vowed to grow up to be an indomitable man, drank the wine without thinking too much. After drinking it in one gulp, he handed back the empty glass with his tear-stained eyes, "Master, have another glass."

Ningxiu, who used to be a big apprentice Roland, a foodie and alcoholic who suffered from headaches, is now liking Li Linghan more and more. "Apprentice, you also like drinking. It's great. You can drink as much as you want." Ningxiu smiled with his chin propped up. Happy, he kept handing the flagon to Li Linghan, regardless of whether he was young enough to drink.

The hospitality was hard to come by, Li Linghan bit the bullet and drank a few more glasses, then buried himself in his meal and ignored Ningxiu.

Seeing that Li Linghan didn't want to drink any more, Ning Xiu rested his chin boredly and took a sip of some side dishes and some wine. After a meal, he drank a jar of wine.The result was very obvious, he was drunk, although his face was still blushing and his hands were not shaking, but he was indeed drunk.

If Roland was here, he would take the drunkard back and put him on the bed as soon as possible, so that he could sleep well, lest the drunkard get angry and cause a lot of trouble.

After drinking, eating and eating, the plates were messed up, Li Linghan held his round stomach and asked, "Master, what shall we do next?"

"Go to a brothel." Someone with broken integrity blurted out naturally.

"Go to a brothel...what to do?" Li Linghan was young, and once heard passing servants talking about this place in the corner, and the wretchedness revealed in the words of these servants made Mr. Zheng feel nauseous.It was definitely not a good place in his impression.

"Listen to the little song!" Ningxiu said firmly, as honestly as if there was an opera house there!

So when the shop waiter went upstairs again to see what the two little guest officers wanted to order, he was disappointed to find that these two beautiful kids who were completely different from the street rascals who ate Bawang meals were eating Bawang in his restaurant today. meal!The waiter ran downstairs to report this unforgivable crime that should be divided into five horses and died again. The shopkeeper lived up to the waiter's expectations, and slapped the counter heavily with his fat palm, "Kids these days are simply lawless. That’s all for boys, how could that girl act like this! She’s losing face! It’s a good thing she was born with the appearance of a little fairy!”

If Ningxiu is still there, he will definitely pick up the bench and go over there, your whole family has the looks of little fairies!

In fact, all talk about alcoholics just doesn't make sense.So Li Linghan tried his best to stop Ningxiu's willingness to listen to Xiaoqu, but Ningxiu gave full play to the difficulty of the alcoholic, and Li Linghan was beaten by Ningxiu until he was defeated all the way to the outside of the building.It was still bright and daylight, and this street where Xianggetai was obviously engaged in special service industries was sparsely populated, and the lintel decorated with lights and festoons at night only left a crack in the door for one person to enter and exit.

Ningxiu put his head down and wanted to rush inside, Li Linghan pulled Ningxiu almost to his knees, "Master, forget it, don't go in and listen to the ditties, there are no ditties in it."

The aunt passing by was attracted by the tugging here, and when she saw a pair of children, she shook her head, sighed that the world was getting worse, and walked away twisting her waist with a vegetable basket on her shoulders.

"Master, let's go back."

"No, I want to listen to a little song." Ningxiu said stubbornly.

Li Linghan held back for a long time before uttering these words, "This, this is not where we should come."

Ningxiu immediately covered his stomach and burst out laughing, "We can't go anywhere in the world, we have our feet on us, so we can go wherever we want."

Li Linghan was so refuted that he was speechless, and wanted to cry but had no tears.

"I think you should stay in the valley for half a step." A voice as cold as ice and snow sounded from the side, and Li Wangshu looked at Ningxiu coldly.A pair of dark eyes clearly reflected Ningxiu's young face with delicate eyebrows like an ink painting, and even Ningxiu's careless small movements of curling his lips were clearly visible.As cold as the falling snow on the top of Kunlun Mountain, the monk who could not tolerate any impurities said coldly, "I have a Longevity Cave in Kunlun Mountain, which is just right for you to meditate."

If you fall down the valley, you can pick up cheat books. If you get lost in the mountains, you will meet a master. Feeling hot in the middle of the night at the inn must be due to drugged aphrodisiac|medicine and there is a chrysanthemum picker stalking outside the window, ten girls who travel through time, three ordinary youths, three literary youths, three erotic youths, and one is a strange flower, When two attacks meet, there must be an attack, huh?It seems that something strange has gone in.

Recited the time travel scriptures silently and found that it didn't match the current situation, Ningxiu used his imagination of walking between hell and heaven and suddenly realized, clenched his fists and clapped his hands softly and said softly, "I understand, brother, you want to take me back as a Did the child bride grow up, although she looks cute, but she is a man~" The soft child's voice was followed by a vicious gaze like a poisonous snake, which was very provocative.

Li Wangshu's face was paralyzed: "..." What's the matter with this feeling of wanting to complain but having no way to complain? !

Li Linghan covered his face in sadness: Master, your eyes have ruined your cute voice.