Chased by the officers and soldiers of Baidi City, Ning Dacao took his three lolitas to break through the upper limit of potential, holding one under his arm and carrying the other behind his back, playing lightly with weight until he fell to the surface of the river Loli Shanghua summoned her water riding prop, a bamboo raft.

The three lolis lay on the bamboo raft and stared at Ning Xiu. Ning Xiu held the bamboo pole with a calm face and a very happy heart, meaning to paddle the boat, even though the length of the bamboo pole was far from reaching the bottom of the river.

"The beggar gang, do you know your father knows how good your lightness kung fu is?" Wudu loli Yuno's little girl stared wide-eyed, and the airdrop that was more exciting than a roller coaster just now scared her a lot.

Loli Wanhua caressed Naima's back, "It's a real loli, it's a real Xiuluo, I'm a grandma with legs, this time travel is worth it! I'm Xiong Bold and I'm tough all my life in exchange for Xiuluo's heels I am in love!"

"QAQ Hualuo, please stay away from me."

"-3- Xiuluo, don't be afraid, my name is Xiong Daudao, let's start by being good friends."

"Brother Xiu, kill this Wanhua, and I'll buy you ten altars of good wine!" Naim immediately asked for help from the bound DPS Ning Dacao.

Wan Hua looked at Naima, then at the gang of beggars standing in the stern blowing the wind, immediately took out the highland barley wine from her bag, and showed her enthusiasm for toasting her partners at the wine table before, "This little brother , come to drink and drink. I don’t have much here, but I have a lot of wine. Let’s make friends, my name is Xiong Bold.”

Ningxiu smiled, took the jug of wine handed over by Loli Wanhua, poured one jug after another, until he lay on the bamboo raft with his belly turned upside down and fell asleep.

Xiong Bold was already dumbfounded, "This is the real wine barrel! The beggar gang is holding it." After sighing, he turned to Naima, "Xiuluo, let's be good friends!

"Sajia also said to be good friends, stay away from Naima." Yuno made no secret of his hostility towards Xiong Bold, and pulled Nama behind him, "Sajia has been traveling all over the world for so many years, and I have seen you Uncle Wei has eighty if he doesn't have a hundred, don't think that you don't know what kind of monster you are because you are wearing the skin of Wanhua Lolita."

"Five poisons, don't talk nonsense, it's not my intention to dress up as a loli. Back then, my brother was still a big man in the Northeast, standing half a head taller than this gang of beggars, and his muscles were stronger than this gang of beggars. Strong. If I hadn’t lost my life and loved loli all my life, I would not have been hit by a car, and I would not have crossed over!”

"Fuck you, don't think that if you are more noble, you don't know the truth. It's clear that you were hit by a car because you couldn't move when you saw Lolita. You went to the toilet at Sa's house, opened the toilet door and crossed. Do you fucking want to cry?"

Nai Ma's face was full of blood, "I hid in the bed and read Huayang's Tongren Wenwen. I really regret it when I think about it. I haven't finished reading that Huayang's Eighteen Forbidden Articles."

Ning Dacao, who pretended to be drunk in order to avoid the three lolitas, was about to cry and faint in the toilet: Why did I cross over after being struck to death by lightning?What the hell did I do?System, is it too cruel for you to treat me like this?Have you considered my feelings?Ever considered how my neighbors feel?

The system had no choice but to remind this hateful player with a row of glaring yellow characters.

System: Chivalrous and system prestige reaches hatred.

Thank you, sir, system.The belly was a little hot from the sun, so Ningxiu turned over and continued to sunbathe.

On the other side of the bamboo raft, three little friends who traveled with the system and scumbag Jisan gathered together and whispered about their sad history of time travel.They didn't know that Ning Dacao not only heard it, but was also very happy.

Hahahahaha, knowing that there are people in the world who have suffered like him, he is psychologically balanced, and there is someone who can empathize with the helplessness that no one can understand.Ning Oso grinned in his stomach, saluted Nama's [Strategy hero] system, sent a congratulatory message to Yuno's [Become the King of the Mountain] system, and sent a congratulatory message to Xiong Bold's [Attack on Weird Lolita] Applause of gleeful misfortune.

Knowing that you still exist in the world, I am really happy to die.

Ningxiu opened his eyes, listening to the tide of the river, there were three people bickering at the end of the world, the bamboo rafts in front of his eyes were still made of emerald green new bamboo, as if he could smell the fragrance of bamboo, the river water reflected the mountains and peaks on both sides, and the falcon was swimming in the sky, so He has seen thousands of scenes, but they are not as satisfying as he is getting at this moment.The ups and downs of the river brought him down the river, and he let his head go to feel the tranquility at this moment, even though he knew that going down the river would only delay the journey.Just because he couldn't bear to interrupt them.

Until the gorgeous dusk dyed half of the sky, Ningxiu sat up from the bamboo raft without warning, the conversation between the three lolis who were chatting and eating snacks came to an abrupt end, and Naima quickly stuffed the remaining half of Dove chocolate in her hand Put it in his mouth, "Xiuge is awake. You didn't steal it behind Nong's back."

Xiong Bold didn't worry too much, "Brother of the beggar gang, would you like some, we Datianchao Volvo brought Dove chocolate, do you like milk flavor or dark chocolate?"

Ning Xiu calmly looked at the potato chips and Sachima that Yuno was trying to hide, and his sharp eyes caught the production date printed on the packaging bag, February 2014, 2.He thought about the days he traveled through, in the spring of 6, two years have passed, One Piece must have updated many episodes! ! !

Thinking about the animation update, Ning Dacao reminded the three lolis, "Sit tight."

As he spoke, he lightly jumped up and volleyed on the water. Seeing that he was about to fall into the water, he kicked out like a thunder, and the bamboo raft was instantly out of the direction of the water flow under his strange force, heading towards the shore like a bamboo stick. The arrow shot out very fast.

When the speed of the bamboo raft slowed down in the water, Ning Xiu, who was always following behind and stepping on the water like floating, would make up for it. After a few back and forth, the bamboo raft reached the shore, Xiong boldly stared at Ning Xiu with big eyes shining Li Lian rushed over enthusiastically, "Brother Xiu, your qinggong is really superb, can you teach me."

Ning Dacao looked at the small footprints of the three Lolitas in the wet mud on the shore, and was very sad, "Why don't you go ashore lightly." Is it cool to step on the mud?Have you realized that you are a martial arts hero?

"Qinggong is too difficult. I can't always grasp the direction and landing point, and almost fell myself to death several times." Xiong Daring expressed her yearning for learning Qinggong to Ningxiu earnestly.

Ningxiu thought back to the time when he was rushing to time travel. He ran for a long time in the mountains with the sky strategy, which was not easy to achieve, and started to land in a fixed posture. , more and more unrestrained and free.It's all the experience that life taught him. Ningxiu showed his enthusiasm to teach his apprentices and told the three lolis that he would try his best to teach them the tricks of lightness kung fu.

It's getting dark before then, so let's light a fire and finish our meal.Ningxiu looked at the small face of Wudu loli Yuno Chunliang, "Don't hide it, I saw smoked chicken, if you want to learn Qinggong, you have to contribute something good."

With blood on his face, Yuno took out the smoked chicken from the backpack space and offered it, "Brother Xiu, please!"

Naima hugged Ningxiu's waist and cried so sadly, "Tell me! Why on earth, I provided you with food and accommodation along the way and bought you wine. Why didn't you mention teaching me lightness kung fu!"

Ningxiu touched Naima's soft hair, and said with a hearty smile, "You always want to be protected by others, but you have never thought about becoming stronger, so how do you expect me to take the initiative to help you?"

"But I'm a doctor with no hands." Nama was still unhappy.

Ningxiu asked her, "Do you know the art of Qihuang?"

"..." Naima remembered that the professional skills of the beggars who hugged their thighs were more impressive, and she became even more sad, "I don't know how to do it."

"Want to learn?"

"...Will it be difficult to learn?" Naima felt dizzy when she thought of the complicated pharmacology of ancient Chinese doctors.

Ningxiu continued to touch Nama's head, his hair was soft, "I don't know either."

"Don't you know it? How come you don't know if it's difficult or not?" Naima asked back, looking up, seeing his pair of phoenix eyes as silent as a deep pool, so he couldn't guess what he was thinking.

But Ningxiu was thinking that when he first came into contact with Chinese medicine, he first got a general understanding of commonly used Chinese herbal medicines, and then gradually began to study in depth. From the beginning of reading "Huangdi Neijing", he didn't understand its meaning, and then he became more and more proficient.Later, his apprentice suffered from a strange Gu, and he was able to read the medical skills for three days and three nights without closing his eyes for the sake of his apprentice's life.In exchange for him a long time ago, if he wanted to learn Chinese medicine, he would have the same reaction as Naima, thinking it was too difficult, too painful and too tiring.Thinking of everything now, he only felt that the changes had been huge. He even remembered what he looked like before time travel.

"Time makes people old." Ning Dacao sighed and lay down on his side next to the campfire, "This smoked chicken is delicious."

Knowing that they are all nurses, Ning Dacao is more cruel than any other apprentice when he starts to teach. Anyway, they can stand up tenaciously even if they are paralyzed from the beating.

Playing all the way to Kunlun, after seeing the snowy peaks of Kunlun Mountain in the distance, Nai Ma touched her purse and said, "We should add some warm clothes."

Ningxiu appeared behind her silently, and beat her up, "A martial arts practitioner should be protected from cold and heat, so why buy clothes?"

Naima spat out a mouthful of blood, and the blows of the past few days made her get up from the ground calmly, "At least you should prepare a windproof cloak."

On the way to Kunlun, there is a small mountain village. The villagers are simple and honest. When they heard that three young girls who are beautiful and beautiful are going to go to Kunlun Mountain, they waved their hands to dissuade them. Rumor has it that every year people go to the mountains to look for immortals, and they never return."

The three lolis turned their heads to look at Ningxiu, "There are still gods in the mountains?"

Ningxiu tried to recall Yong Ji's face, his facial features were as blurred as a mosaic, "Don't worry, I know the way, and I will lead you around dangerous people."

"No, no, no, I think it is necessary for us to get to know the fairy sister!" Xiong Daring blushed, full of enthusiasm for the fairy sister with fluttering fairy clothes and black hair.

Naima and Yuno were afraid that Xiong would boldly spill nosebleeds, so they quickly backed away, just in time for Ning Dacao to wake her up with a big ear scratch, "Don't think too much, there is really a fairy sister, where can you get your turn."

Xiong boldly jumped his feet in anger, and the three lolis followed Ning Xiu slowly into the Kunlun Mountains in a row.

Qingdai distant mountains are connected one by one, as if they will never end. The deeper you go, the higher the altitude, and the colder the temperature.

After walking for three consecutive days, the snow-capped mountains and ice peaks were covered with white flowers as far as the eye could see, and the way they came from could not be seen.Naima folded her arms and trembled while trying to imitate Ningxiu. Naturally, her skills were not enough. Unlike Ningxiu, she didn't even have a footprint on the thick snow. "Brother Xiu, we've been walking for three days."

Ningxiu stood on the spot and looked around for a while, recalling the direction of the mountains in his memory, and at the same time opened the map to see the direction of the Longevity Cave, "This place has changed a lot from when I came here before. The location of the mountain is also a little different."

"When was the last time you came here?" Yuno sat on the back of her spirit pet, Feng Centipede, and walked easily.

"It should be hundreds of years." Ningxiu calculated the time and answered, but the three friends were stunned.

"What do you call hundreds of years! Although the Sa family has lived for more than ten years, although they have little experience, they also know that the Guinness Book of World Records has the longest lifespan at 134 years old. Don't think that the Sa family is young and easy to fool." Yuno complained immediately.

Ningxiu looked at the shocked expressions of these little friends, thought for a while that the expressions were not quite right, and changed his words, "I remember wrongly, it should be more than ten years since I came here."

"Stop talking nonsense, you have said it for hundreds of years." Naima was a little excited, and quickly hugged Ning Dazao's long leg, "We have all heard it. Since there are monsters in this world, there must be gods, Ningxiu you We didn’t look surprised when we took out things out of thin air, we must be people who are used to Qiankun bags! Brother Xiu, we are all friends, we are all from our own family, tell the truth, in fact, you are also a fairy!"

Ningxiu lifted Naima from his lap, "What the hell, I'm just your little friend."

"Brother Immortal, let us see your real body, you must be tall, mighty and shiny!"

The lower half of the Kunlun Mountains road was full of lolis calling for Ning Dacao to show his real body. Ning Dacao tried his best to ignore their entanglement with a cold and heartless face. No matter how you asked, there was an answer, "Don't ask too much , the truth is cruel, knowing too much is not good for you."

When he said this, the three lolis got more brains, Ning Dacao listened to their whimsical thoughts, and laughed until his intestines were knotted, but he maintained a cold and indifferent look on his face, thanks to His pretense is deep enough.

At the back, Nama couldn't hold on at first, and couldn't get off her back like a koala, "It's so warm! So happy! Brother Xiu!"

"Brother Xiu!" Xiong Boldly grabbed Ning Xiu's belt and tried to be cute.

Ningxiu slapped her on the back of the head with a backhand, concisely: Is it because the Northeast guy cheated on you and sold your uncle's cuteness!

Xiong Bold was slapped again, the glass heart was about to shatter, and he yelled loudly, "Why didn't you hit them both and hit me!"

"The two of them are girls, one is 17 years old and the other is 21 years old. How can I do it?" Ning Xiu replied.

"Oh! How do you know our secret?" Xiong boldly jumped on the spot in fright.

"I heard it on the bamboo raft that day." Ning Xiu replied honestly with his usual expression.

But I don't know that the three little friends are entangled in their hearts at this moment. The biggest secret for them is that they are time travellers.

Knowing that their brain circuits might have come up with a bunch of plans to kill people and bury corpses, Ning Dacao pouted his nostrils and looked away calmly, "Actually, I was in Zha Jisan before time travel."

"Fuck you, uncle! I dare you to play tricks on me all the way!"

"Fuck you big aunt! You can lose in offense and defense, but the beggars must die! Let the Sa family beat you to death!"

"Fuck you big uncle! Where's the promised hero! Where's the promised actor!"

"Come and chase me. If you catch up, I'll eat it." Ning Dacao turned around and ran, but the three lolitas couldn't catch up, so he could only watch him run away with hatred.Fighting for this breath, he gritted his teeth and chased him in the direction he left.

There was an inexplicable blizzard in the snow-capped mountains. Ningxiu squatted on a mountain peak and waited for three short-legged lolis to catch up. It was okay to wait for a long time without seeing anyone, but a blizzard suddenly broke out without warning.Ningxiu combined years of bloody life experience, and immediately knew that it was broken. The precipice was haunted by Bigfoot in the snow mountain. He wanted to catch the fresh and tender loli and eat it. .

Ningxiu shouted to the snow mountain, "Nurse! How are you all!!!"

Are you guys OK!

Are you ok!

Ok!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Echoes echoed.

Yuno looked up and looked in the direction of the snowy peaks that seemed to have the same shape. Ningxiu's voice seemed to come from all directions. Yuno's face was blurred by snowflakes, and he spoke loudly against the wind and snow, "It's from the Beggars' Gang. Is there a sound?"

The wind and snow were too heavy, and it was very difficult to walk against the wind. Nama followed closely behind Yuno, "It's him!"

"If I catch him, I will definitely stab him to death with a needle!" Xiong Boldly found a few baby warmers from his backpack, "Use this one first, stick it to your stomach to keep warm!"

"What are you talking about! I can't hear you!"

"I said! Warm! Treasure! Treasure!"

"Hualuo, are you the Jingle cat!"

"You're the jingle cat!"

The blizzard was fierce, dark clouds covered the sky, and the sound of the howling wind could be heard in my ears. It didn't take long for the wind to cover my whole body with frost and snow. When the three lolis felt that they were going to confess today, one The fluffy little sheep suddenly appeared beside them through the wind and snow.

"Has Sajia's soul ascended to heaven, otherwise why did he see a little fat sheep just as soon as he thought of hot mutton steamed buns?"

"This sheep seems to be telling us to follow it." Naima almost melted into the snow-white and soft cuteness of the little sheep.

The three little friends followed the little sheep through the wind and snow hand in hand. It seemed that they had only walked a few steps.

Instead, there is a warm clear sky and warm sun, the floor tiles under the feet are polished by ice and snow, and the mist is like veil. From a distance, you can see Qionglou Yuyu, Feige Liudanxiangyun Xiangong, and there are cranes flying around the clouds, chirping Zhenjiu Gaoxiao Hanyuan is not like the scene in the world.

"What's the situation? Sa's family has crossed again?" Yuno pinched Naima's small arm.

"It hurts, hurts, let go!" Naima rubbed her arm and said, "How can I travel through before my mission is completed, no matter what, I have to hear Brother Xiu's sincere words!"

"There must be a fairy sister in the fairy palace!" Xiong Bold doesn't care what the task is, he can't wait to go in and have a look right away.

The little sheep who led them walked slowly towards the fairy palace with four short legs, without urging the three little friends to follow spontaneously.

Passing through the corridor carved with white stone beams, the little sheep led them into the plum grove. The branches of the plum tree growing in the snow calmly bore tiny flowers, either with yellow pistils, plain white or bright red, as bright as if they had just Blooming, no more, no less, only show their most beautiful appearance.The ice and snow sandwiched the distant and cold fragrance, which made them feel uneasy.

"I'm a little scared." Naima looked around, but there was no other movement except their footsteps, and even the wind stopped.

"Don't be afraid, death is just another time travel, let's add a friend first, and see you later."

I don't know how long I have been walking through this huge plum forest. The scene of plum blossom clusters suddenly disappeared, and there was an open space in an endless snow forest of plum trees. There was a roughly polished stone table and a light lamp. Smoke and tea, a man in white sips tea and watches plum blossoms.

He seemed to be 25 or [-] years old, solemn and immaculate, with clear eyes, like a sharp sword tempered through thousands of years of tempering, the awe-inspiring sword intent was invisible and impermanent, but they didn't dare to express their anger.

"Male, male god!" It took a long time for Naima to squeeze out the words from her throat.

His frosty appearance and temperament are indeed more like a 360-degree high-cold male god with no dead ends than their bound DPS Ningxiu, but the bright and eye-catching line of characters on the male god's head makes them discouraged——Level 95 Li Wang Book.

At this moment, the systems of the three of them issued a reminder at the same time.

[Strategy hero] System: The target character appears.Please attack him.

[Become the King of the Mountain] System: Defeat the lord of Kunlun Mountain and become the King of the Mountain instead.

[Attack on Lolita] system: This boss is gay, Lolita can't attack, the enemy is currently strong, do you want to call your teammate [Ningxiu] to assist?

The countless number of blood bars on the head of the level 95 boss made Xiong Bold want to flip the table, so he must be summoned!Hurry up and call Ningxiu, a mentally ill man, to see the god!

Li Wangshu didn't look at them directly, but said to the cute little sheep standing beside him, "Why do you bring mortals into the realm of spirit void? They shouldn't come here."

When he looked at the three lolis again, Xiong boldly stepped forward to block Nama and Yuno, "Don't think that you can bully us because of your high level, I have already called for help!"

There was a flash of golden light, and Ning Dacao, who was shirtless and holding a wine jar, came in response to the call and appeared in front of everyone.

Xiong Boldly looked at Ningxiu's level 80 Beggar Gang words on top of Ningxiu's head, and almost fainted from crying, "I'm sorry Brother Xiu, I shouldn't have called you to die."

Ning Dacao counted, one, two, three, there are quite a few lolis, and there are no missing arms or legs, and then glanced at the young man standing over there, good guy, level 95 big boss, what the fuck is this not a little bitch? Do people die forever?

"What's the name of this brother?" Ningxiu asked with a hearty smile and cupped his fists.

Li Wangshu stared at Ningxiu's face, and seemed to have a thousand words in his heart, but in the end he only said one sentence, "Sir, don't you remember me? I am Yongji, a disciple of Huashan Chunyang Temple."

Dare to be an old acquaintance!That's great!The three lolis stood behind Ning Dacao and wiped the cold sweat from their foreheads. The danger was over. They were preparing melon seeds and wine to sit and watch other people's male gods and their own male psychopath reminiscing about the past. Ningxiu's voice was as low as a laugh He said, "Of course I remember you. The last time I saw you, you looked like a seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy. After a long time, you have become a handsome man. It is really a fate to meet again."

This sentence reached Li Wangshu's heart, "Yongji and Mr. seem to have an indissoluble bond, maybe Mr. doesn't remember, Yongji and Mr. have been related in many ways."

Ningxiu stared at Li Wangshu's solemn and stern face for a long time, but also very seriously.

Naima secretly pulled Ningxiu's belt, "Brother Xiu, you can't be gay, you have to remember to treat me with long hair up to my waist, and marry me."

She spoke very quietly, but at the same time as she spoke, Li Wangshu's icy and snowy eyes fell on her, sharp as piercing, Naima retracted behind Ningxiu, patted her little chest and said to the two little friends, "Gao The beauty of the cold male god is really breathless, Brother Xiu can't even blink his eyes now."

Li Wangshu: "..."

Ningxiu: "..." Nima! ! !Isn't I remembering Yongji's completely changed face, so that I won't recognize him next time we meet!He has grown taller, handsomer than Lao Tzu, and his level has surpassed the sky! Nima, how can Lao Tzu, who is still in his 80s, beat him to death!Does this guy still remember the time when he was disguised as Brother Hua and his father poisoned him with alcohol?Will you be retaliated against?If he pokes me with his finger, can I still leave a whole body?The reality is so cruel, I really hope to catch up with the next trip soon.

The system stood up calmly: accept the task [Display Your Talents of Kunlun Daoist Li Wangshu], and kill Li Wangshu to get 50000 chivalry points and 60000 gold rewards.

System: Accept the task [Washing Meridians and Cutting Vessels]. There is a cold pool in the Kunlun Mountain Fairy Palace. After soaking for dozens of days, you can wash the Meridians and Cutting Vessels to increase the character level to level 90.

Ningxiu opened his mouth and said, "I heard that there is a cold pool here."

"There is indeed a cold pool carved out of profound ice for thousands of years."

"I want to take a bath." Ningxiu made a request to the host without any shyness.

Li Wangshu's gaze moved inch by inch from Ning Xiu's naked chest, randomly cut short hair, and rebellious tattoos, and finally fell on Ning Xiu's face that has never changed for thousands of years Come on, "Sir, come with me."

The three short-legged lolis stared dryly: What the hell, brother Xiu, why are you so rough and seductive (harmonious) and seductive and cold? ? ?

Take a closer look at the reaction of the male god: Wow!The male god seems to like Brother Xiu's abs?

Naima thought for a while and realized that the situation was critical, "No, brother Xiu is our little friend, we cannot sacrifice brother Xiu's chrysanthemum under surrender to the power."

Yuno Zhengse analyzed, "According to my many years of experience in swimming in the sea of ​​knowledge, the pairing of rough guys from the beggar gang and the cool and handsome gods is 100% offensive, and brother Xiu's ass is safe."

Xiong Bold was more honest, "Didn't you realize that the 95-level humanoid weapon is not only 15 levels higher than our beggars' gang, but also taller... visually, it is five centimeters taller."

Yuno was dying, "Brother Xiu, he didn't wear shoes."

Li Wangshu, who was walking side by side in the plum grove, silently looked down at Ning Dacao's big shoesless feet, "Sir, go over..." He paused for a moment, as if he was trying to organize his words, and finally told the truth , "Mr. used to be very handsome and unparalleled in manners, but I don't know what happened. Mr. fell into such a mess."

"I joined the Beggar Gang." Ningxiu replied even more frankly.Don't expect a gang of beggars to be clean and tidy, with complete clothes, hats and shoes. A gang of beggars who don't show off their muscles is not a good gang of beggars, and a gang of beggars who wear shoes is not a good gang of beggars.Ning Dacao fearlessly mentioned the act of killing you back then, "The scene where I poured you with poisoned wine and medicine in a gourd is still vivid in my memory, and now I still regret why I didn't strangle you to death in retrospect." His mother knew that we would have such a relationship, so he shouldn't have let you go!

Li Wangshu silently clenched his fists, "After Mr. takes a bath and rests, Yongji is willing to fight with Mister."

Ning Dacao was full of running grass and mud horses in his head, but he didn't show it at all on his face, and said with a quite gracious smile, "It's just what I want."

Every protagonist with a swollen face and a fat man has an unrestrained and free heart that is neither crazy nor alive.

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