After many attempts, Jin Lecheng was very depressed. He never imagined that the little fry he gave birth to would be so stupid that they kept catching hermit crabs and calling him daddy.
Xiaofenzi is just a nanny, how can they call Xiaofenzi's father!
Jin Lecheng sat on the sofa with no love in his life, and said to Xiao Fanzi who was secretly excited: "Since you are so happy that you can be a father, then I will adopt these 100 children to you."
Little Fenzi was so excited that she didn't know what to do, "Give it to me? Will they all be my babies from now on!"
Jin Lecheng squinted his eyes, "Yes, you will be their father in the future, and I don't have to worry about making money to raise cubs anymore. From tomorrow onwards, you will go out to find a job and earn money to buy food for them .”
Xiao Fenzi put away her smile, "No, no, I think Uncle Nanny is pretty good."
Jin Lecheng slammed his head into the sofa, "What kind of evil is this? Why did I give birth to such stupid fish eggs!"
"Could it be that she is so stupid because she was born prematurely!"
"I'm going to kill that bastard Xin Hanyang!"
"Wooooooow, the babies don't know me, and I no longer have the motivation to work and earn money."
Seeing his father's sad look, Jin Xiaoyi felt a strong sense of responsibility in his heart.
He turned around and swam two big circles in front of the group of silly brothers, gathered them together, and then told them that the pink-haired one was not Dad, but the black-haired one.
Although the little fishes only have 7 seconds of memory, they will never forget the big brother who was born with them.
And the authority of the eldest brother cannot be doubted, they swam happily, looked at Jin Lecheng, and cheered in their hearts to call Dad, Dad.
I don't know how to turn around and forget.
Jin Xiaoyi: I want to give up too, what kind of brothers are these!It seems that the other father's genes are not very good, which is why his father gave birth to so many silly brothers.
When Jin Lecheng observed Jin Xiaoyi's hard work, he was so moved that he burst into tears, "He is really a good son of Dad. Dad will bring you delicious food in a while!"
Just as the door was knocked, Jin Lecheng and Xiao Fenzi subconsciously became nervous.
Fortunately, there is also a reliable big fish brother, who drives all the young fry to hide in the coral landscape like a sheep herder.
Jin Lecheng breathed a sigh of relief, got up and opened the door, and was a little surprised when he saw An Rui outside the door, "An Yingdi, why are you here?"
An Rui's gaze went directly through the living room and landed on the fish tank in the corner, "So you don't only have hermit crabs here, I didn't realize that there are so many fish eggs in your other fish tank."
Jin Lecheng was a little at a loss, "That, that, that... I can explain it."
An Rui felt that this line was inexplicably familiar, and after thinking for a moment, he looked at Jin Lecheng speechlessly, "Don't say that, you make me feel that I am attracted by you."
After saying that, he stepped into the entrance, closed the door behind his back, and said as he walked to the corner, "What's the matter with you little fish?"
As he said that, he turned his head, "Don't tell me that these are all born by you."
The small fish fry originally hid in the coral, but when they hid in, they still remembered that Brother Yu said that there was danger and he had to hide.
After hiding, I shook my head and forgot why I was hiding in the coral.
So everyone swam out again with their tails waving, and saw another beautiful mermaid coming out of the fish tank, they rushed over one after another, and were sent back by Brother Yu before the word 'Dad' was uttered out of their mouths.
Jin Xiaoyi had lingering fears, if his father knew that these silly fish would call everyone his father, he would definitely be pissed off on the spot.
Jin Lecheng didn't notice that the little fishes slipped out again, he was taken aback by An Rui's question, his eyes wandered, "This, that..."
An Rui raised his hand and rubbed his temples, for a moment he didn't know what to say.
It took him a while to recover his voice, "You started messing around at a young age, how many fry are there in this tank? I think there are more than seventy or eighty! How do you raise them?"
Then he pointed to the small fishes hiding in the coral... no, they came out again at this moment, "raising them is not the same as raising ordinary small fishes, there must be more than a dozen of them here, tell me what you want How to raise it!"
Jin Lecheng felt aggrieved immediately, "I was pregnant without knowing it, and I didn't do it on purpose, it was all accidental."
An Rui became an old lady, "Accident? Can't you take protective measures? Humans have invented so many contraceptive methods, just pick one is enough for you, and you're only young enough to already have a partner?"
After speaking, An Rui had a flash of inspiration, pointing to the hermit crab in the corner of the sofa that wanted to escape under the sofa and said, "It can't be his, right? He's underage, and you two aren't reproductively isolated?"
The escaped hermit crab was frightened by these two words and froze in place, retracted its small pincers, and hid in its shell.
Jin Lecheng quickly waved his hand, "It's not his, it's not his, Brother An, you misunderstood, he is still a child, we really are the purest socialist brotherhood!"
An Rui didn't restrain his expression a little because of his words, put his hands on his chest, and said with a sneer: "Then tell me who did this?"
Look at him instead of killing that scumbag, he tricked a 19-year-old into giving birth to him!
Jin Lecheng clasped his hands subconsciously in front of him, his fingers twitched together uneasily, looked up at An Rui, and said guiltily: "It was with Mr. Sheng of our company, but it was all an accident, I was drunk I accidentally entered his room."
"Fuck!" An Rui, who was gentle and refined in front of people, couldn't help but swear, "It turned out to be Sheng Yeliang!"
Then he brainstormed and immediately came to a conclusion, "I said, why is he being so attentive to you, making your belly bigger, no wonder he is acting like a dog in front of you."
Jin Lecheng felt that An Rui's character design had collapsed.
Of course he dared not speak out.
But Jin Lecheng still explained, "He probably didn't know that I had a baby."
This is slightly better.
But isn't the reproductive isolation between humans and mermaids even more serious?For thousands of years, few mermaids have been able to have offspring with humans.
In any case, the child is already there, the most important thing now is, Jin Lecheng is a child himself, can he feed the small fry in this fish tank?
An Rui felt a little bald, walked to the fish tank, bent down to look at the young fish fry emerging from the coral.
When he sensed that the little fry were scrambling to call him dad, An Rui's whole body cracked, and he couldn't speak normally anymore, "You fucking gave birth to a tank of fools!"
Xiaofenzi is just a nanny, how can they call Xiaofenzi's father!
Jin Lecheng sat on the sofa with no love in his life, and said to Xiao Fanzi who was secretly excited: "Since you are so happy that you can be a father, then I will adopt these 100 children to you."
Little Fenzi was so excited that she didn't know what to do, "Give it to me? Will they all be my babies from now on!"
Jin Lecheng squinted his eyes, "Yes, you will be their father in the future, and I don't have to worry about making money to raise cubs anymore. From tomorrow onwards, you will go out to find a job and earn money to buy food for them .”
Xiao Fenzi put away her smile, "No, no, I think Uncle Nanny is pretty good."
Jin Lecheng slammed his head into the sofa, "What kind of evil is this? Why did I give birth to such stupid fish eggs!"
"Could it be that she is so stupid because she was born prematurely!"
"I'm going to kill that bastard Xin Hanyang!"
"Wooooooow, the babies don't know me, and I no longer have the motivation to work and earn money."
Seeing his father's sad look, Jin Xiaoyi felt a strong sense of responsibility in his heart.
He turned around and swam two big circles in front of the group of silly brothers, gathered them together, and then told them that the pink-haired one was not Dad, but the black-haired one.
Although the little fishes only have 7 seconds of memory, they will never forget the big brother who was born with them.
And the authority of the eldest brother cannot be doubted, they swam happily, looked at Jin Lecheng, and cheered in their hearts to call Dad, Dad.
I don't know how to turn around and forget.
Jin Xiaoyi: I want to give up too, what kind of brothers are these!It seems that the other father's genes are not very good, which is why his father gave birth to so many silly brothers.
When Jin Lecheng observed Jin Xiaoyi's hard work, he was so moved that he burst into tears, "He is really a good son of Dad. Dad will bring you delicious food in a while!"
Just as the door was knocked, Jin Lecheng and Xiao Fenzi subconsciously became nervous.
Fortunately, there is also a reliable big fish brother, who drives all the young fry to hide in the coral landscape like a sheep herder.
Jin Lecheng breathed a sigh of relief, got up and opened the door, and was a little surprised when he saw An Rui outside the door, "An Yingdi, why are you here?"
An Rui's gaze went directly through the living room and landed on the fish tank in the corner, "So you don't only have hermit crabs here, I didn't realize that there are so many fish eggs in your other fish tank."
Jin Lecheng was a little at a loss, "That, that, that... I can explain it."
An Rui felt that this line was inexplicably familiar, and after thinking for a moment, he looked at Jin Lecheng speechlessly, "Don't say that, you make me feel that I am attracted by you."
After saying that, he stepped into the entrance, closed the door behind his back, and said as he walked to the corner, "What's the matter with you little fish?"
As he said that, he turned his head, "Don't tell me that these are all born by you."
The small fish fry originally hid in the coral, but when they hid in, they still remembered that Brother Yu said that there was danger and he had to hide.
After hiding, I shook my head and forgot why I was hiding in the coral.
So everyone swam out again with their tails waving, and saw another beautiful mermaid coming out of the fish tank, they rushed over one after another, and were sent back by Brother Yu before the word 'Dad' was uttered out of their mouths.
Jin Xiaoyi had lingering fears, if his father knew that these silly fish would call everyone his father, he would definitely be pissed off on the spot.
Jin Lecheng didn't notice that the little fishes slipped out again, he was taken aback by An Rui's question, his eyes wandered, "This, that..."
An Rui raised his hand and rubbed his temples, for a moment he didn't know what to say.
It took him a while to recover his voice, "You started messing around at a young age, how many fry are there in this tank? I think there are more than seventy or eighty! How do you raise them?"
Then he pointed to the small fishes hiding in the coral... no, they came out again at this moment, "raising them is not the same as raising ordinary small fishes, there must be more than a dozen of them here, tell me what you want How to raise it!"
Jin Lecheng felt aggrieved immediately, "I was pregnant without knowing it, and I didn't do it on purpose, it was all accidental."
An Rui became an old lady, "Accident? Can't you take protective measures? Humans have invented so many contraceptive methods, just pick one is enough for you, and you're only young enough to already have a partner?"
After speaking, An Rui had a flash of inspiration, pointing to the hermit crab in the corner of the sofa that wanted to escape under the sofa and said, "It can't be his, right? He's underage, and you two aren't reproductively isolated?"
The escaped hermit crab was frightened by these two words and froze in place, retracted its small pincers, and hid in its shell.
Jin Lecheng quickly waved his hand, "It's not his, it's not his, Brother An, you misunderstood, he is still a child, we really are the purest socialist brotherhood!"
An Rui didn't restrain his expression a little because of his words, put his hands on his chest, and said with a sneer: "Then tell me who did this?"
Look at him instead of killing that scumbag, he tricked a 19-year-old into giving birth to him!
Jin Lecheng clasped his hands subconsciously in front of him, his fingers twitched together uneasily, looked up at An Rui, and said guiltily: "It was with Mr. Sheng of our company, but it was all an accident, I was drunk I accidentally entered his room."
"Fuck!" An Rui, who was gentle and refined in front of people, couldn't help but swear, "It turned out to be Sheng Yeliang!"
Then he brainstormed and immediately came to a conclusion, "I said, why is he being so attentive to you, making your belly bigger, no wonder he is acting like a dog in front of you."
Jin Lecheng felt that An Rui's character design had collapsed.
Of course he dared not speak out.
But Jin Lecheng still explained, "He probably didn't know that I had a baby."
This is slightly better.
But isn't the reproductive isolation between humans and mermaids even more serious?For thousands of years, few mermaids have been able to have offspring with humans.
In any case, the child is already there, the most important thing now is, Jin Lecheng is a child himself, can he feed the small fry in this fish tank?
An Rui felt a little bald, walked to the fish tank, bent down to look at the young fish fry emerging from the coral.
When he sensed that the little fry were scrambling to call him dad, An Rui's whole body cracked, and he couldn't speak normally anymore, "You fucking gave birth to a tank of fools!"
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