Are you married?The kind that gives birth to a hundred small fry

Jin Lecheng rushed directly to the bathroom, turned on the faucet of the bathtub, stripped naked, and sat in the bathtub.

Then a silver-blue fishtail appeared in the bathtub.

At this time, Xiao Fenzi also turned into a human form and walked in, looking nervously at Jin Lecheng, "What's wrong with you?"

Jin Lecheng gritted his teeth, "Damn it, Xin Hanyang pushed me, and I fell to the ground, giving birth prematurely!"

An unhappy expression also appeared on Xiaofenzi's face, and then it turned into worry, "Then how do you feel now?"

Jin Lecheng said: "It should be about to give birth, I feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach."

Xiao Fenzi squatted in front of the bathtub, watched Jin Lecheng's fish tail twitch, and said distressedly: "Let me pour you a cup of hot water."

Jin Lecheng nodded, "Okay, don't worry, it's just having a baby."

Jinlecheng is a guppy, a very common fish.

Guppies give birth to small fish that are ovoviviparous, that is, the eggs are fertilized and developed in the stomach, and they are directly small fish when they are born.

But it is different from the live birth of mammals.

However, mermaids are also different from ordinary fish. Mermaid children need longer time to develop in eggs.

Therefore, what Jin Lecheng gave birth to at this time was not a small fish, but a group of fish eggs.

However, it is possible to judge how many small fish cubs will be hatched from the number of fish eggs.

When the water in the bathtub submerged Jin Lecheng's fishtail, he leaned against the edge of the bathtub, cursing and cursing, and the main character being scolded was Sheng Yeliang.

"Whether a dog man sleeps or lives, I'm the one who suffers!"

"Oh! It hurts to death. When I finish giving birth, I must beat Xin Hanyang first, and then Sheng Yeliang, the dog!"

The dog man Sheng Yeliang had already arrived outside Jin Lecheng's gate.

Seeing that Guogang was also locked outside the door, he even panicked, "What's going on? Why didn't you go in? What happened to Jin Lecheng?"

Guogang said: "He wouldn't let me in, and I don't know what's wrong, he just kept saying that going to the hospital would make death worse, and that it would be better to stay alone for a while."

Sheng Yeliang patted the anti-theft door, and said to the people in the room: "Jin Lecheng, you open the door quickly, if you don't open the door, I will ask the company to bring the key to open the door."

Jin Lecheng lives in the company's dormitory, and the company has spare keys.

But how could Jin Lecheng open the door, he was laying eggs in the bathtub!

Jin Lecheng faintly heard the voice outside the door.

He said to Xiao Fenzi: "No, I can't let them in. If they break in and see me like this, they will definitely send me to the Academy of Sciences for autopsy!"

Where did Xiao Fenzi experience this kind of thing before, she said in a panic: "Then what should I do, what should I do!"

Jin Lecheng said: "Fanzi, I can only rely on you, you stop them and let them go, no matter what, you can't let them in!"

Originally, Xiao Fanzi was a little autistic and deeply socially phobic, this request was simply killing him!

But if he didn't go, they broke in, and Jin Lecheng would be finished!The little fishes in his stomach would definitely not survive either.

Xiao Fenzi stood up tremblingly, "I, I'll go right away."

He looked like he was about to cry, which made people feel very distressed.

But Jin Lecheng really can't stand up now!

Guo Gang and Sheng Yeliang outside the door were very worried, fearing that something would happen to Jin Lecheng in the room.

At this moment, a small voice suddenly appeared in the door, "you, you go, brother is fine."

Guogang and Sheng Yeliang were both dumbfounded.

Sheng Yeliang looked at Guogang, and asked who the speaker was with his eyes.

Guogang shook his head frantically, I don't know, I never knew there were other people in Chengcheng's family!

Sheng Yeliang took a deep breath, stepped forward and said in a low voice, "Who are you? How is Jin Lecheng doing now?"

Xiao Fenzi leaned against the back of the door, terrified, "He, he said he was fine."

Sheng Ye Liang said: "Then you ask him to answer the phone."

Immediately, the phone that Jin Lecheng left behind in the hallway rang, Xiao Fenzi quickly picked up the phone, took it and went to the bathroom.

Jin Lecheng leaned against the edge of the bathtub weakly in pain at the moment, looking at the water in the tub hopelessly, feeling that he must be getting cold.

Xiaofenzi took the phone back and said, "They called you, they called you outside the door."

Jin Lecheng picked up the phone, and after connecting it, before Sheng Yeliang could speak, he said weakly: "Can I have diarrhea?"

Sheng Yeliang: "..."

After a while, Sheng Ye Liang said: "Why do you have to go home because you have diarrhea? There is also a bathroom over the banquet hall."

Jin Lecheng rolled his eyes, "Mr. Sheng, my idol burden is too heavy, I can't let everyone know that I'm going to poop, so it's definitely impossible to have diarrhea outside."

Sheng Yeliang took a deep breath, "Tell me the truth, is it really diarrhea?"

Jin Lecheng gritted his teeth, but he still didn't have the strength to speak, "Otherwise, how can a good-looking man like me let everyone know that I want to poop? Otherwise, how can I hang around in the entertainment industry in the future."

Sheng Yeliang didn't know how to talk to him for a while.

Guo Gang next to him was worried, "Mr. Sheng, what's wrong with him?"

Sheng Yeliang was speechless, "He said he had diarrhea and was burdened by idols, so he didn't go to the bathroom in the banquet hall."

For a moment, Guo Gang didn't know what expression to use to look at Sheng Yeliang.

But he put his hand on his forehead and said to Sheng Yeliang: "Although this reason is absurd, sometimes Chengcheng really doesn't look like a normal person, and his mind is weird."

Sheng Yeliang said to Jin Lecheng on the phone: "It's fine, if you have any discomfort, you must go to the hospital, and the company will reimburse you for the medical expenses."

Jin Lecheng said with tears: "I know, I'm not sick, and I won't waste the company's money."

Then Jin Lecheng hung up Sheng Yeliang's call.

A throbbing pain came, and he scolded Xin Hanyang, but he still felt that no amount of scolding was enough, and he thought of the culprit again.

The dog man Sheng Yeliang, how could he accidentally fall into other people's schemes!

If he and Sheng Yeliang were just purely drunk, there would certainly not be so many incidents today. After all, it is said that drunk people can't sleep with others at all.

Not to mention that Sheng Yeliang's skills are poor, and he will be short and fast!

The more he thought about it, the more puzzled Jin Lecheng felt. He opened Weibo, logged into the trumpet account, opened Sheng Yeliang's private message, and began to swear passionately.

This time, Jin Lecheng didn't comment, because the last time he scolded Sheng Ye and Liang Liang in the comments, he was sprayed by others.

So Jin Lecheng switched to a private message, gritted his teeth and said, "Scumbag!"

"asshole!"

"Son of a bitch!"

"You're having fun for a while, do you know how much I have suffered! Bastard!"

Sheng Yeliang, who had already walked into the elevator, felt something in his heart at this moment. For some reason, he suddenly remembered the scumbag comments he had received on Weibo.

The timing of that comment made it easy for him to contact Jin Lecheng.

In the entertainment industry, many artists like to use a small account, because the large account is associated with the image of the artist, and many contents cannot be posted.

So artists will choose a trumpet, and if they want to vent, they will vent on the trumpet.

I don't know why, but at this moment, Sheng Yeliang was wondering if Jin Lecheng would post Weibo, and he would post it on a small account.

Could it be that the person who scolded himself as a scumbag was really Jin Lecheng?

Then he took out his phone and opened Weibo, and saw several new private messages.

As the president of Dingsheng Entertainment, Sheng Yeliang has a lot of fans on Weibo, and even many celebrities follow him, but he doesn't post much on Weibo, almost in a grassy state.

This is also the reason why Jin Lecheng went to Weibo to scold Sheng Yeliang, and Sheng Yeliang didn't post on Weibo anyway.

Who knew that as soon as I sent out a few sentences, those few private messages were skipped and read one by one.

Fuck!You want to read private messages!

It's a pity that Weibo can't be withdrawn, dog Weibo, why can't we learn how to withdraw from WeChat!

Jin Lecheng quit the trumpet immediately.

As long as I retreat quickly, no matter what Sheng Yeliang sends, I won't see it!Perfect!

Probably stimulated by the 'read', he suddenly felt his tail twitch again, and then small round fish eggs emerged from somewhere on his fish tail, and slowly gathered on the fish tail.

Jin Lecheng is stupid. Although he didn't go to school in the orphanage, he can still count. There must be more than thirty or fifty eggs!

It wasn't until he felt that he had laid all the eggs that he felt a lot lighter.

Then Jin Lecheng looked at the little pink and purple who was timidly looking at him at the door of the bathroom, thought for a while and said: "Well, go to the kitchen and get a bowl, a bigger one."

Xiaofenzi turned pale, "Are you going to cook them! Didn't you promise to bring them to me?"

Jin Lecheng twitched the corners of his mouth and cursed weakly: "How could I cook my own child! Even if I want to eat caviar, it's not so cruel! Look at our house, besides the big sea bowl, there are other things that are convenient for them something?"

Oh, that's really gone, the ordered fish tank hasn't come back yet.

Xiaofen Zi da da da ran to the kitchen and brought back a bowl with a big head. The fish eggs just filled the bowl, and some fish eggs developed faster, and you could see the small fish inside.

Jin Lecheng was wearing a bathrobe, squatting in the living room with Xiao Fenzi, looking at the small fish fry in the bowl, he almost smoked again, "One hundred, a whole hundred, Xiao Fenzi, why do you think I can give birth like this? !"

Jin Lecheng is still very reasonable. He knows that Sheng Yeliang can have hundreds of millions of tadpoles every time, so how many small fish fry can be born depends entirely on himself.

This is too fertile, one hundred, how to raise it!

Jin Lecheng was a little desperate, picked up his mobile phone and opened Taobao, crying to buy something, "The bathtub I bought before is too small, let me see, but luckily it hasn't been shipped yet, we returned it and bought a bigger one, and then we have to buy something else Buy it again, woo woo woo, what to do, why did I give birth to a hundred little fish eggs!"

Little Fenzi followed suit, "Why don't you sell me, I, I should be able to sell for money, and then I will have money to raise small fish."

Jin Lecheng patted his head, "Even if you sell it as a pet, you can only sell it for a few tens of dollars, and it's not worth it."

Xiao Fenzi had tears in her eyes, "I... I'm so cheap."

Jin Lecheng said: "Well, so don't think about it, if you sell you, I will hire a nanny, it will be even worse."

Xiao Fenzi realized, yes, he is the nanny.

Anyway, as long as he doesn't go out, he will be able to take good care of the fry!

At this time, Sheng Yeliang hadn't left the building, and was calling his friend in the underground parking lot.

Mr. Sheng's friend is a doctor. After answering the phone, he said, "Hey, is Mr. Sheng, the Iron Man, sick too?"

Sheng Yeliang said, "It's not me."

The doctor said: "Who is that? You call me yourself, it can't be...you have someone? "

Sheng Yeliang did not speak, and acquiesced.

The doctor said: "Fuck, awesome, Mr. Sheng, who is pure-hearted and ascetic, has someone, why, can't hold back."

"Shut up." Sheng Yeliang frowned, "I have business to do."

The doctor said solemnly: "Tell me, I know everything and can solve any problem."

Sheng Ye Liang said: "If... if you get injured the first time, how long will it last? Will it last for a month or two?"

The doctor took a deep breath, pondered for a moment, and continued to be serious, "It's really possible that if some people are willing to see a doctor, they will definitely recover quickly, but if they don't see a doctor and they don't pay attention, it is indeed possible Getting hurt repeatedly, after all, you know, that place just wasn't made for that sort of thing."

Sheng Ye Liang said: "If that person doesn't want to see a doctor, or even don't want others to know that he has a medical problem, what should he do?"

The doctor said: "That's not okay, you hide your illness and avoid medicine? This is not good."

"Is there no way?" Sheng Yeliang's voice became colder by two degrees, full of the tone of 'what's the use of you trash'.

The doctor hissed, and said: "It can be treated with diet, and it can still be very effective if it is maintained for a period of time."

Sheng Yeliang said, "Send me the recipe."

Doctor: "Fuck, I'm a doctor, not a chef."

Sheng Yeliang: "Send me the recipe."

Doctor: "All right, all right, I'm so unlucky to meet a friend like you, but let me tell you, my prescription is not free, please prepare the check for me."

Sheng Yeliang then got some recipes, and asked his assistant to find a reliable chef, then gave the recipes to the chef, and said to the chef: "These recipes, you can prepare some light and stomach-friendly meals, and then hand them over to the chef. My assistant."

After receiving the call from the chef, Assistant Sheng Yeliang called Sheng Yeliang again, "Mr. Sheng, are you coming back from the birthday party?"

Sheng Yeliang rubbed his forehead, "No need, and, tell the business side of the company to cut off all of Xin Hanyang's resources."

The assistant said: "Okay."

Then the assistant said: "The hotel has prepared food for Jin Lecheng, do you want to deliver it?"

Sheng Yeliang thought for a while, and continued to say to the assistant: "Change some to nourish the stomach, and send them here."

He wasn't feeling well, and he must be hungrier this time.

The assistant hadn't hung up the phone yet, so he thought for a while and said, "Mr. Sheng, why don't you and Jin Lecheng speak clearly so that it will be convenient for you to take care of him."

Sheng Yeliang thought about Jin Lecheng's occasional hiding from him, and thought of those private messages on Weibo, and said, "Forget it, it was an accident in the first place, so don't force it."

After he recovers his health, arrange an album or OST for a film and television drama for him, which is almost enough compensation.