Are you married?The kind that gives birth to a hundred small fry

Jin Lecheng has been lying sideways on the bed without sleeping, and the sound of even breathing came from behind him.

He stared blankly at the outline of the sofa in the darkness, and even wanted to sit up and light a cigarette.

He couldn't believe that the plot in this kind of bloody novel would happen to him.

Not long ago, he and the man behind him who slept like a dead pig did some indescribable things.

At that time, the man was a little unconscious, and Jin Lecheng didn't react much when he was slightly drunk, until the strong pain came, he woke up almost instantly, but he couldn't run away no matter what.

Of course, it wasn't that he couldn't run away, but the feeling that followed made him fall.

Fucking sorry now.

Sure enough, there was a knife on the head of Sezi.

Although Jin Lecheng looked calm at this moment, he was in a panic.

The person behind him is Sheng Yeliang, the president of his entertainment company.

Rumor has it that he is cruel, violent, and murderous without blinking an eye.

Of course, Jin Lecheng felt that this rumor was probably false, but he didn't want to have such an unclear relationship with the president.

Back then, when he was just out of the sea, not deeply involved in the world, and mentally ill, he met a fraudulent agent and signed him to this company, which was enough to regret.

In short, I can't have anything to do with the man behind me, and I can't let him know that I am a mermaid.

Yes, Jin Lecheng is a mermaid.

There is no spell, no longevity, only a hundred years old, and the original shape is a three-centimeter guppy.

And Jin Lecheng still has a doubt in his heart, who is so bold, fierce and fearless, dare to drug his boss?

Afterwards, Jin Lecheng considered another question.

If the dead pig man behind him wakes up and sees himself, thinking that he drugged him, isn't that playing football?

Jin Lecheng was terrified by his sudden flash of thought.

It's so fucking scary, isn't it?

So I have to run, and I can't let the boss know that the person who appeared here tonight is me.

The spring breeze tonight has never blown, and the boss and I are still clean.

After he finishes his three-year contract period in this company, he can bid farewell to the boss.

Although Jin Lecheng was very sleepy, he held his eyelids to prevent himself from falling asleep, and when he felt that he should be able to move, he slowly got up and got out of bed.

Then he was caught off guard and fell to his knees on the soft carpet beside the bed!

Jin Lecheng: "!"

grass!His legs are too soft, isn't he so useless?Isn't it just sleeping!Isn't it just that the time spent sleeping was a little longer than the average time he knew?Is the boss so fierce? How could he, the client, know that the boss is so fierce!

Jin Lecheng gritted his teeth, stood up, got dressed, and packed his things.

After thinking about it, he picked up Sheng Yeliang's coat and wrapped himself tightly, then picked up the bed that was kicked under the bed and wrapped it around his face and head as a scarf.

When going out, Jin Lecheng deliberately lowered his head, stood on tiptoe, avoided the camera, left the hotel, and took a taxi on the side of the road to go home.

The place where Jin Lecheng lives is the dormitory prepared for him by the company, a small apartment of about [-] square meters.

After returning to the apartment, he immediately fell asleep on the bed.

This time I slept until the sun was up.

After Jin Lecheng woke up, he shook his head for a while, vaguely remembering that something earth-shattering happened last night.

When the memory came back, he immediately woke up and put the boss to sleep.

No, the boss put him to sleep.

Jin Lecheng had a ferocious expression on his delicate and handsome face, cursing and taking the phone to unlock it.

"It's better not to have anyone message me! The agent also don't fucking message me!"

"Don't let me see the news that I appeared in the boss's room last night and was discovered!"

Fortunately, no matter whether it was a phone call, text message or WeChat, there was no information, so Jin Lecheng was relieved.

It was too thrilling, but I did manage to escape with wit.

He struggled to get up and went to the bathroom to wash up. After changing his clothes, he came to the fish tank in the living room.

Crab farmers have no bed to sleep on.

Jin Lecheng squatted in front of the fish tank with his knees apart, and waved his hands, "Hey, good morning, little pink and purple."

There was a purple-pink hermit crab in the fish tank. When he saw him coming, he carefully stuck out his small pliers and small head.

Then a timid and soft voice came from the mouth of this little hermit crab.

"Why did you come home so late last night?" There was a hint of grievance in the erratic ending.

While changing him into fresh water and salt water, Jin Lecheng said in his slightly hoarse voice: "I just drank a little too much, and I rested at the hotel for a while."

The hermit crab crawled out again, pointed at Jin Lecheng's throat with the slightly larger pincer on the left, and tilted his little head invisibly, "Then what are those red spots on your neck? ?”

Jin Lecheng, who hasn't looked in the mirror since returning home: "..."

He spoke uprightly, "Mosquito bites."

The hermit crab shrank back again, as if talking to itself, with a soft and thin voice, "Are there mosquitoes in winter? And this is different from the small mosquitoes in summer."

Jin Lecheng changed the water for him, stood up and lowered his eyes and began to tell ghost stories: "Do you know what the mosquitoes in the hotel eat to grow up? They all grow up on crabs, good nutrition, and bite people The wound must have been bigger, redder and more swollen."

The hermit crab shuddered in fright, then shrank back.

The corners of Jin Lecheng's mouth twitched slightly, and he put his hands in the pockets of his pajama pants.

Fuck, ghost stories are overdone.

Xiaofenzi is a sick hermit crab, which is a combination of a series of diseases commonly known as depression and autism.

Thinking of this hermit crab who was in a mess and still worrying about the red mark on his neck, Jin Lecheng felt that he was not a good person.

He squatted down in front of the hermit crab again, sighed, and said, "Come out, don't hide, I made up that just now."

The hermit crab poked out a small pincer cautiously, then poked out its eyes.

Jin Lecheng raised his hand and rubbed his hair, the messy hair was messed up even more by him.

Of course, this can't stop his flourishing beauty.

Jin Lecheng said: "I slept with my boss last night."

"Ow!" The hermit crab almost couldn't breathe, and passed out!

Well, he recovered after a while, shook his little pliers and said, "You, you, you, you, you slept with someone else?"

Jin Lecheng rolled his eyes, "Why does your tone seem to mean that I betrayed you, and Hong Xing cheated on you."

Xiao Fenzi retracted her pliers, "No, I can't sleep with you."

Jin Lecheng grinned, and pointed to the red mark on his neck, of course he didn't point to the right place, "It's what he gnawed on."

The hermit crab was ignorant, "Oh, oh, I still want to chew! Did he find out that you are a fish?"

"Don't think about it, little brat." Jin Lecheng reached in and touched his pliers, comforting him, "He probably didn't know it was me at all, and I also ran back secretly."

Then he added a patch, "And even if you know it was me last night, you probably don't know I'm a mermaid, right?"

The hermit crab nodded thoughtfully, then shivered: "Then you won't be pregnant, right? What if you are pregnant with his cub?"

"Fuck, shut up!" Jin Lecheng was really scared this time.

Because he is a male guppy that can give birth.

It's so fantasy.

"How could such a thing happen? I washed it clean."

"I don't think our boss will be so fierce, how could he hit it once?"

"You see, human beings are now open to having a second child, which means that it is not easy for human beings to conceive and have children. My boss can't do it, so I won't get pregnant at all, understand?"

The hermit crab continued to nod in a daze.

Jin Lecheng only felt that his head was going to be bald, and he was so worried.

But life is so frightening one after another.

His ladyboy agent called him.

This ladyboy didn't mean that his manager was really a monster, but that his manager was a bit too condescending, which often made him feel cold all over.

After answering the phone, Jin Lecheng was afraid of hearing something like "you slept with the boss last night, why didn't you tell me so I can fight for resources for you".

Fortunately, there was no such horror story. The ladyboy manager just said: "Xiao Chengcheng, come to the company now, I have a good job for you, and I promise to make you famous overnight!"

Jin Lecheng wanted to light a cigarette again, "Thank you, I don't want to be popular."

"Don't be like this, Xiao Chengcheng, you don't want to be popular, I still want to make money, you love me dearly!"

Jin Lecheng gritted his teeth, "Shut up!"

The agent said: "Then come quickly, I'll wait for you at the company, okay!"

"What about your mother!" Before finishing speaking, the agent had already hung up the phone.

Jin Lecheng answered the phone with a look of lovelessness, then unlocked the phone and started Baidu.

——What do celebrities do that will be blocked by the company?

——Who are the stars who have been hidden by the snow?

——What should people do if they don’t want to be popular in the entertainment industry?

After searching for a while, there was no answer, so he could only get up, pack up, and go to the company to meet his agent.

Jin Lecheng walked to the company with a slightly awkward walking posture.

He had already greeted all eighteen generations of Sheng Ye Liang's ancestors along the way.

When Jin Lecheng walked to the company's elevator waiting area, he found that Sheng Yeliang was also there!

Is this my punishment for scolding his ancestor?

Jin Lecheng wanted to go up and kowtow twice on the spot, and say sorry three words loudly!

Jin Lecheng thought it was unbelievable that Sheng Yeliang slept in the same bed with him last night, but today he showed up at the company in a well-dressed manner, looking in good spirits.

That face is still so uncannily handsome, and the body hidden under the suit must still be full of strength.

Looking at his straight body and flat waist, isn't this man tired?Isn't his back sore?

Jin Lecheng trembled very hopelessly, the soles of his shoes rubbed against the ground lightly, and they were moving toward the company's gate at an invisible speed.

Yes, it is that timid.

He felt that he had only quietly moved less than a centimeter, and Sheng Yeliang's gaze fell on him, like a freezing ray, freezing all his actions.

Jin Lecheng: Could this be the legendary sight of death?

I'm cold, just follow the program and send me to heaven, I really don't want to live anymore.

Sometimes people... fishes are so weird, they know that someone is looking at them and they can't turn their heads to look at them, but they still can't help but turn their heads to look at them.

After reading it, Jin Lecheng found that Sheng Yeliang's eyes didn't seem to be on his face, but on the neck below his face.

Jin Lecheng, who specially changed into a black turtleneck thin sweater before going out, subconsciously raised his hand to cover his neck, and his heart collapsed: You look at your fucking eyes, I thought I ran out naked, and you made those marks on my body, You have seen it all!

He breathed a sigh of relief when he touched the fabric with a familiar texture.

I can't see it at all, so why keep staring at Lao Tzu's neck.

Could it be that the boss still remembers how he gnawed on his neck like a dog last night?

Fortunately, the elevator came at this time, the boss walked into his exclusive CEO elevator, and when the elevator door closed, Jin Lecheng heaved a sigh of relief.

Finally, I'm stuck, this bastard man probably doesn't know that it was me last night, it's really cheap for him.

Forget it, don't try to be brave, he didn't realize that it was me last night, he was so lucky to die.