bat baby

He had to finish his homework no matter what he was asked to do, and Jing Mo sat down on the table specially cleaned up for him.

The Avengers went about their own business. Baby Jingmo went to drink some water, and went to the toilet. After an hour, the calculator book was as clean as when it was just opened.

Iron Man, who came out of the laboratory to look for food, looked at Baby Jingmo, who was supposed to be doing homework, gnawing on his only remaining donut and fell silent.

"kid, what's in your mouth?"

"Donut."

"What about your homework?"

Baby Jingmo was silent, and Tony picked him up as if he had something to do with him and brought him to his desk.

"Wow, I thought you were done."

Jing Mo said confidently, "I won't."

Tony raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "Okay, okay, let me take a look. You must know that I am a genius who graduated from MIT at the age of 17 and obtained a Ph.D. in physics and a Ph.D. in engineering."

Baby Jingmo pushed the homework in front of him.

"1+2? Kid, are you kidding me?" Tony laughed angrily, "Don't tell me you don't even know what one plus two equals."

Baby Jingmo was extremely wronged, holding a pencil in his chubby little hand, he wrote a 2 on the notebook in a neat manner.

"No, no, look." Tony stretched out a finger: "One finger, plus two fingers, how many fingers do you count?"

Jing Mo's fleshy fingers poked up one by one: "1, 2, 3. It's 4!"

Then I wrote a 4 on the notebook like a little red flag.

Tony was about to vomit blood: "It's 3! Why is it 3 when you counted to 4!"

Jing Mo is very confident: "Because 1234 acridine! After 3 is 4 acridine!"

"But it's gone by three now!"

"Why acridine?"

Tony felt that the temperature of his reactor was a bit high, just as the captain walked over with a towel around his neck after exercising, Tony seemed to see a savior: "Cap! You come and teach him!"

A gentle moral benchmark came over to comfort him: "Tony, you have to know that not everyone is as good as you. He is only three years old, so be patient with him."

Jing Mo was very moved. Every time he was tutored for homework, the usually gentle elder seemed to be a different person.

From then on, Jingmo hated to make up his mind even more.

"Come on, let's take a look, one plus two equals, let's do this. I have one piece of candy here, and I'll give you two more. You're right, I'll give you all these pieces of candy."

Steve took three candies from the snack box, but he obviously underestimated the baby's greed: "Five candies."

The baby eagerly grabbed the cap's broad palm, trying to take the candy away with his little hand.

The captain smiled very gently: "The answer is wrong, there is no more sugar now."

The baby was wronged: "Three pieces of candy!"

The captain made a helpless expression at the stunned Tony.

Tony just didn't know what to say.

"Okay, let's see how much is two plus one? This question will definitely not be difficult for you." The captain encouraged.

Jing Mo nodded confidently, swiped his pen, and wrote a big 5 on the notebook.

"No, no, no." The captain didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "No, you did a similar question just now, do you see that this question is the same as the one above?"

Jing Mo carefully compared the two questions, his little brows furrowed in distress: "It's not the same."

Tony couldn't stand it anymore: "Why is it different? It's obviously the same!"

"But that one is one plus two, this one is two plus one, it's different." Jing Mo doesn't understand, it's obviously different.

The captain comforted Tony: "Okay, okay, I'll teach."

He turned to Jingmo again: "The two of them just changed positions, two is still two, one is still one, it's just that the positions are different, but the answer is the same."

"Cap! You told him the answer." Tony folded his arms across his chest.

Jing Mo's little head really couldn't understand: "But they are different."

The captain had nothing to say, he stood up: "Sorry, I might have to..."

Tony didn't give him a chance to finish his sentence, he pressed cap's shoulder: "I'll leave it to you, cap."

Without giving the captain a chance to refuse, he hid back in his laboratory.

Steve was so helpless, he exchanged a look with Jing Mo's big innocent eyes, and sighed in compromise: "Okay."

What happened between the captain and Jing Mo, no one knows except Smart Butler and Tony, but Hawkeye discovered that three sandbags in the gym broke that night.

In addition, the relationship between the captain and Jingmo seems to be better (Jingmo unilaterally)

The captain left the base early the next day, and Hawkeye and Banner didn't see him until night.

Only Natasha had a knowing smile on the corner of her mouth, and took out two books when Hawkeye and Banner questioned her.

"Homework The Killer of Family Harmony" "Longevity Cheats"

Hawkeye and Banner looked at each other with doubts on their heads, and soon they understood the usefulness of these two books.

Dr. Banner unsurprisingly turned green after Hawkeye's death.

But when the Avengers rushed out to rescue Jingmo, they found that the two were having a great time.

If it weren't for the scene where Jing Mo took the initiative to hand the homework to Hulk, almost everyone would think that this little baby really tried his best to protect his homework.

"I'll tell your dad!" Tony looked at his messy living room and was about to explode.

Baby Jingmo hugged Uncle Tony's thigh obediently, and looked up at him: "Uncle, I was wrong."

Tony sneered and carried him away: "Then tell me what's wrong with you."

Jing Mo pouted, and kissed Tony's thigh: "Uncle, don't be angry, okay?" The little milk's voice was soft and sticky.

Iron Man's battle line instantly disintegrated, who can refuse a cute baby with clear eyes?Especially when he is still acting like a baby to you.

"Okay, okay, there can't be a next time."

Jing Mo raised his little hands and jumped on the spot happily: "Thank you Uncle Tony, uncle is the best, I like Uncle Tony the most."

Tony was delighted by his compliment: "Okay, okay, go and play."

The captain and others watched Tony's defense line being broken bit by bit, and suppressed a smile: "You are so relieved that Jingmo and Hulk are together"

Tony pointed to the ceiling: "My Hulk armor is always on standby."

When he saw Jingmo again, he silently covered his heart, anti-Jingmo armor was also on the agenda.

The meal was about to be finished, and the big and small children disappeared completely. When the smart butler projected the image, everyone present took a step back involuntarily, trying to stay away from Natasha.

"Boy, didn't anyone tell you that women's cosmetics can't be touched?" Natasha smiled very gently, and this was the first time the Avengers saw Hulk being beaten.

Well, Hulk with flaming red lips has a bit hot eyes.

Baby Jingmo blinked his big eyes painted with purple eyeshadow, with two spots of plateau red and sausage mouth on his face, he shrank away cowardly, not daring to watch his new friend Hulk being beaten.

The woman who is passive with cosmetics is actually the strongest avenger, in every sense of the word :)