Don't get drunk

I can go to the ground in less than a month, and Zhou Lei is so caring by his side.

I don't want to take more than one step, and I wish I could have a smart wheelchair to serve me.Bringing this and giving that away all day almost turned me into a foodie.

Just like that, he still put on an impatient face:

Do you think I want to take you with me?I always feel like you're looking forward to my visit every day, pitiful, otherwise I wouldn't be bothered to bring you tea and water.

Xiangyang, you don't have to show me face here, the heat in the kitchen where I watched the chicken soup stewing didn't kill me.You see how troublesome you are, can you not have so many things, but unfortunately the doctor said that you need to eat this to nourish your body now, and I can't help it.

If it's brought to you, you can eat it. If you don't eat it, it's expired. Isn't this a waste of food and chaos for the country?

I break up with him every day.

I don't know what will happen after the outside affairs are dealt with, he and I are inseparable.

Either sleeping, or being fed with supplements, or being fed with supplements, or being led for a walk, or being held for a walk, or listening to him telling me jokes.

According to the doctor's order, an optimistic mentality is closely related to physical recovery.

When Zhou Lei heard this, he immediately blocked all contact between me and the outside world, and even claimed that he would not interfere with my recuperation.Ye Lan hasn't seen her since then.

Hanging around with Zhou Lei doesn't have much entertainment, so they just quarrel with each other all day long, and the two chatter about.

One day I yelled: You are free, you are not a good type with me all day long, why don't you continue your romantic history.

Zhou Lei looked compassionate: My romantic history is over, I'm in love.

I found that Ya can talk quite well, but everyone can't live without the gate of life. Zhou Lei's Achilles' heel is that he can't tell jokes.

Every time I tell him something, I can make him fall back and forth, and he has no choice but to pinch his nose and say to me: Actually, it's not very funny, I really gave you too much face.

Courtesy is reciprocal, and Zhou Lei must tell me jokes.Let's just talk about it, the difficulty lies in the level of jokes that I really don't have.

Talking about something cold, I just smiled meanly at the beginning.His face froze in the back.

Don't mention how unhappy you are with one side paralyzed: Xiangyang, you are too ignorant, you see how much I will cheer you up when you talk.

Zhou Lei was holding a book of jokes and sitting cross-legged on the hospital bed opposite me, and I retorted: It's really not funny.

Hearing this, Zhou Lei snorted impatiently in his throat: This is all for your own good, the laughing glands can stimulate the brain to secrete hormones to help you recover, look at you, still not laughing!laugh!

I really laughed: You really can, Zhou Lei, why does something interesting come out of your mouth like falling into an ice hole?

Zhou Lei was very unconvinced, and put on a look of disdain: Come on, I am afraid that you will hurt your wounds when you laugh, so I am not willing to show my true level.Do you think it's easy to feed you soup every day? It's just a waste of a wound.

I exposed him to his face: Tell a joke and your face will wrinkle into a ball, I think you really don't have this talent.

Zhou Lei snorted coldly, and said with great confidence: Then I'll tell you another one, and if you laugh, promise me one thing.

I move my stiff jaw and wave my hand: yes.

Zhou Lei put down the joke book.Just looking at me straight, the old-fashioned and cynical eyes gradually dissipated, and the face showed a childish look and slowly said:

Since I was a child, my mother has always said that I am beautiful.

But, I never knew how beautiful I was.

My mother told me that when I was just born, she carried me to the park.

At that time, people in the park gathered around me to watch.

My mother is very happy.

Zhou Lei looked at me seriously, and continued:

The people around in the park may think that I am too beautiful.

——They all asked my mother in a hurry: sister, where did you buy the monkey here?

I was stunned when I heard it.

Zhou Lei was indifferent: "It's over."

——This joke was told to Zhao Benshan’s grotesque apprentices, it was absolutely hilarious, Zhou Lei imitated it so I looked at his face—so handsome, he really doesn’t look like a monkey, and then I burst out laughing when I saw it .

After the corners of my mouth twitched, I gasped and rushed over to hold his face in my hands and took a bite: Bite you little monkey!

Zhou Lei didn't let me succeed completely, just after a little bit, he broke free and jumped off the bed. He corrected me and said: "Who is this little monkey, how many years older than you are you? Be respectful."

I laughed again: What time is it and you still talk about respect and disrespect with me...

Then I went to catch him.

Zhou Lei took a step back to avoid it, the childishness and innocence just now disappeared from his eyes, he put his hands on his hips and said nervously: "Laugh, tell you, don't tell it badly when you were in elementary school, just tell this joke Everyone laughs.I used to win prizes in my class.

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After leaving the hospital, I found out that Zhou Lei has signed all the projects that are several times more stable and not losing money to our company, and even the loan has been approved without me spending a cent.

When I came back to my senses, I felt uncomfortable, what does this mean.

When I am someone, I am not short of money now, not short of money!

So I went to find Zhou Lei with my still-not-so-good shoulder,

Zhou Lei is busy during this time, pretending to be an imperial envoy in a coastal city.

There is a scar on the back, and the shell has just retreated to reveal a piece of pink flesh.Zhou Lei insisted on pulling me to sunbathe on the beach and said that he wanted to even out the color.

The two of us faced the endless sea, the yellow-orange fine sandy beach, with a large parasol open.

As soon as the two of them sat there half naked, they heard cameras scraping in the dark not far away.

I was also in a good mood, so I talked to Zhou Lei, and when I mentioned that matter, he immediately turned away, and his eyes under the sunglasses narrowed into a slit.

Wannian smiled a gentle face and said to me: Xiangyang, these are all what I should do. You are polite to whom, please don't be polite to me.If you insist on thanking me, I won't be happy.

I have made up my mind not to be eaten, so I said: I am very touched by what you did for me.But do you understand what I mean?

Zhou Lei snorted and laughed: How can I not understand your intentions.Don't worry, I won't find anyone else in the future, let's take it easy, I know you're slow.And even if you find someone else, I won't get angry with you easily.Well, good enough for you, right?But I don't think you have the guts to go out and mess around.

I sighed: I didn't mean that.

Zhou Lei lit a cigar pretendingly, he usually doesn't smoke but likes to be handsome: what do you mean?Don't you think that you haven't talked about me and I have experienced too much? Are you afraid that this relationship will not last long?In fact, I understand your difficulties very well. It used to be the past, and I am different now. You don’t have eyes so you can’t see.

I still didn't speak.

Zhou Lei sat up straight this time and began to observe my face, and continued: Do you think there will be no results if both of us are TOP?No, I'm not such a strict person, in fact, as long as the feeling comes, it's fine.We have to cultivate this well.I can't wait, I feel very at ease and comfortable when I'm with you... Zhou Lei spit out the smoke from his cigar, not to mention the enjoyment: he will never be in a hurry.

To be honest, I really don't know how to open this mouth to Zhou Lei.

Zhou Lei showed a nerve-wracking look this time: No way, don’t you have to be SM, this is really difficult... I didn’t want to mention it at first, but since you hinted it today, I’ll just say it.I think SM is the biggest obstacle standing between us.But it's not impossible to overcome. There must be a way to solve it.Seeing that you like me so much, I really can't bear to leave you alone.

I was almost out of temper by what he said.

Zhou Lei finished smoking a cigar, and looked at me affectionately: Yangzi, don’t block the gun for me in the future, how dangerous it is, why are you so stupid? Let me say something bad, what can I do if you are gone? Do it, what should I do because of your pain and pain? I slowly forgot about you. Fortunately, you didn't die. My heart was tied to you when you didn't die.If you really died, wouldn’t it be for nothing?

I laughed and said: If you are not dead, you can really be tied up.

Zhou Lei put on airs, crossed Erlang's legs and shook the soles of his feet, and the slippers almost fell on the beach: Of course, this depends on your own efforts to improve.

I nodded: I'll tell you something, I'll go to Paris when I'm almost done resting.

Zhou Lei was taken aback for a moment, and his face instantly collapsed.

The beach, which was still bright just now, cast a large shadow on the sun umbrella.