hairy mouth

──On the first day of elementary school, I was at the same table as a boy, and my sister no longer believed in Prince Charming.

When she got home, Ke Xiaoxi wanted to call Fang Tiejun, but it was too late, so she sent a text message: I'm home.

I thought that Fang Tiejun might have fallen asleep and would not reply.Unexpectedly, within 2 minutes, the text message came back: that's good, go to bed early.

Ke Xiaoxi smiled at the phone screen, and decided to tease Fang Tiejun: I think you are still full of desire to be kissed just now!

Fang Tiejun: It's really more than enough, it has a strong smell of green onions.

Ke Xiaoxi: Go to hell.

It was almost ten o'clock when Ke Xiaoxi woke up the next day. After a quick wash, she went out and drove downstairs to Fang Tiejun's house.

Ke Xiaoxi knew it was a bit late, and the children had to eat on time, so he thought that the father and daughter must have finished eating, so he made a phone call instead of going upstairs.On the phone, Ke Xiaoxi said that it was too late to go up, and asked Fang Tiejun to go downstairs directly.Fang Tiejun agreed, and hung up the phone without further words.

Ke Xiaoxi felt unhappy: Although I got up late, I can't say it myself, but you shouldn't even give way or ask, right? !It's really... It's hard to rest for two days, why don't I rest at home?

Fang Tiejun came out from the unit door, holding a bulging environmental bag in his hand.He came over to open the car door, put the recycle bag on the passenger seat, and instead of getting in the car, he went around to Ke Xiaoxi's side and opened the door, "I'll drive."

"what?"

"You go and sit over there, I'll drive."

"why?"

Fang Tiejun pointed to the recycle bag on the passenger seat with his chin, "I drove you and you ate your breakfast, don't you want to go to see the decoration on an empty stomach? It smells terrible, in case you feel like vomiting, or Something to vomit and relax."

"It's you who want to throw up." Ke Xiaoxi's heart instantly changed from dark clouds to clear sky, but on the surface he still had a cold face, turned his head and glanced at the recycle bag, "You made it?"

"Nonsense, it wasn't me who did it, could it be Yan Yan who did it?"

Ke Xiaoxi stepped out of the car with one foot, "Do you have a driver's license?"

Fang Tiejun took out a small black book from his butt pocket and shook it in front of his eyes, "My brother has been driving for five years, okay? When I opened a restaurant, I had to go to the farmer's market every morning to buy by myself."

Ke Xiaoxi curled her lips, stood up and left the cab, "C'mon, five years is tough (three beeps, you understand)? Five years without accidents is considered great."

The two of them sat down and closed the car door and fastened their seat belts.Fang Tiejun put down the handbrake, "Well, I haven't had any accidents in five years. What's the matter? Are you going to worship me?"

Ke Xiaoxi didn't want to continue this topic, he lowered his head and opened the recycle bag: inside was a stainless steel thermos bucket, which felt warm to the touch.Then open the lid of the thermos: on the top is green onion cake with some salted radish shreds, and on the bottom is mung bean porridge that is thick and thin.

When the car moved, Ke Xiaoxi picked up the scallion pancake and took a big bite, "Yan Yan is at home alone?"

Fang Tiejun stared at the front seriously, "Yes."

"no problem?"

"She's twelve."

"Won't it be boring?"

"Today's children can spend a day honestly with a computer, and the TV is just a decoration."

"You don't mind letting her surf the Internet casually?"

"Is it useful to worry?"

"Too."

Ke Xiaoxi glanced at Fang Tiejun with her eyes and ate her breakfast happily and stopped talking.The lines of Fang Tiejun's nose and chin are particularly beautiful, so he looks more handsome from the side than from the front.Ke Xiaoxi ate and watched and couldn't help but think: there is a handsome guy to accompany, a driver to drive, and a chef to cook breakfast.Hmm - everything would be perfect if this handsome chef who could drive didn't have a daughter.

"Can you eat well? Don't stare at me like an old sex maniac."

"Ahem..." Ke Xiaoxi choked on the porridge, "Aren't you too thick-skinned? Which eye of yours saw me staring at you?"

"I can understand that you're a nympho, but you'd better watch the road ahead carefully now, or it won't be good if I slam on the brakes and you can't pull your head into the thermos."

"You... Do you believe that I'm going to put the thermos and the porridge on your head right now?"

"Don't be so wasteful, there are still many people who can't eat."

……

They got there quickly, but Ke Xiaoxi basically didn't have the upper hand.

Fang Tiejun stopped the car, and Ke Xiaoxi put on the seat belt and was about to get out of the car.

"Wait!" Fang Tiejun shouted.

Ke Xiaoxi stopped, "Ah? Why?"

"Did you have half a pie left?"

"Yeah, I still have a few mouthfuls of porridge. What are you doing? Aren't you going to force me to eat it all? It's not that your cooking is not delicious, it's that I really can't eat it."

Fang Tiejun stretched out his hand, "Give me the bucket."

Ke Xiaoxi put the thermos bucket in Fang Tiejun's hand in a daze, not knowing what he meant.

Fang Tiejun took it and opened the lid as if ready to eat.

Ke Xiaoxi frowned, "Isn't it? I don't want to waste it, take it back and eat it later?"

Holding the thermos, Fang Tiejun tilted his neck and poured all the leftover porridge into his stomach, "It's not because I'm afraid of wasting it. I didn't eat it either."

"what?!"

"Yesterday you promised to come over for breakfast, and I have been waiting for you. Yanyan was hungry and I let her eat first. But I didn't see your call after waiting. I guess you just didn't get up. Later, I didn't have time to eat, so I Pretending to eat with you. Who knew you ate so much."

"You said it earlier, idiot! I can't hold on anymore, I've stuffed a lot! Besides, why didn't you call me to wake me up after you got up?"

"You said that you have been busy for a whole week, and you stayed so late at my place yesterday. I can't bear to disturb your sleep. Anyway, it's not something urgent. I just want you to sleep until you wake up by yourself. If it weren't for today's Me, you will sleep until the afternoon, right?"

"En." Ke Xiaoxi agreed casually, watching Fang Tiejun stuff the remaining cold pancake rolls into his mouth one by one, he seemed to understand a little bit: throw away the appearance and don't talk about it.Fang Tiejun is not warm boiled water, Fang Tiejun is a warm thermos bucket.I am not a frog in warm water, I am very hungry and want to open the thermos to see what food is inside.

Fang Tiejun wiped his oily mouth with the back of his hand, "Finish, let's go."

"Damn! You're so dirty!" Ke Xiaoxi screamed and opened the suitcase.

Fang Tiejun shivered and pressed his chest, "I'll go! You want to scare me to death?"

Ke Xiaoxi found a package of disinfectant wipes, opened it, and took out two pieces, "Hands."

Fang Tiejun handed him the hand that had wiped his mouth, and Ke Xiaoxi wiped it carefully with a wet towel.

"Mouth." Ke Xiaoxi picked up another wipe.

Fang Tiejun stretched out his face to him, and Ke Xiaoxi wiped it carefully again.

"Okay." Ke Xiaoxi opened the door and got out of the car.

Fang Tiejun looked at his wet hands, which smelled of alcohol and spices: Aunt Ke was right...

The store facing the street is not very big, but it is a small second floor, and there are three residential areas on the opposite side and behind it, and there is a school next to it, so it is a pretty good location.

Ke Xiaoxi stood at the door of the store with her hips crossed and observed for a while, "Hmm - you have a good eye. How much is the rent?"

"30 a year." Fang Tiejun lit a cigarette.

"Uh...it's not cheap."

"This location, this area, is already the cheapest."

"That's true."

"Go in and have a look."

Workers are painting the wall.Ke Xiaoxi walked in front, Fang Tiejun followed, and the two walked around upstairs and downstairs.

"How is it?" Seeing Ke Xiaoxi stop, Fang Tiejun asked him as he stamped out his cigarette.

Ke Xiaoxi nodded with a satisfied look, "Overall, it's good. I like this kind of two-story building with a big terrace. Although it's facing the street, it's not a main road and there are few cars. There are a few tables on the terrace. , when the weather is good, guests will like to sit outside. But..."

"what?"

"The back kitchen seems a bit small, right? There is only one bathroom. It's not very convenient. Based on these two things, you should tell the landlord to pay you some rent."

"I told you, it's useless. This is a restaurant. The landlord said that the previous family has been working there for six or seven years, and it's fine."

"Who would believe it! Can you continue to work if you have done a good job? There are still problems."

"But that's what the landlord said."

"We didn't see it, so why should we believe him?"

Seeing Ke Xiaoxi's tough face, Fang Tiejun couldn't help laughing, "It's too late to say anything now, the rent has been paid."

Ke Xiaoxi rolled her eyes unconvinced, "Hmph! Just wait, when I see the landlord, I will find a way to help you get some back from other places."

"Hahahahaha..." Fang Tiejun couldn't bear it anymore.

Ke Xiaoxi looked at him inexplicably, "What are you laughing at?"

"Hahahaha... OK, quite qualified."

"What is qualified?"

"You."

"I?"

"Well, the lady boss is quite qualified."

"Hey!" Ke Xiaoxi pushed Fang Tiejun and hurried to see the workers, "Don't let anyone hear you!"

"Are you afraid of being heard?"

"Bullshit! If you say you are the boss's wife, I'm not afraid of others listening."