hairy mouth

──Take care of sick patients with patience, especially those with sick cucumbers.

Fang Tiejun received the medical record with eyes full of innocence, "Is it you who is the beast? Who made you want to be a bully..."

"Why did I become the overlord?! Don't you think about it too?!" Ke Xiaoxi patted the bed.

"I mean, it's not like that just now."

"No matter what, you can't let people die!"

"The doctor said, he won't cut off his children and grandchildren."

"What if!"

The thing is obvious: Fang Tiejun just wants to avoid the cucumber, and Ke Xiaoxi knows it well.The reason why he lost his temper at the moment was because he was not successful in stealing chickens and hurt Mi, and he was not in a good mood and had nothing to find fault with.

Fang Tiejun was helpless, no matter what, he was the most sick, "I really can't. Then this: If you really die in the future, I will let you break mine too?"

"Why wait later, let me break it now."

"Isn't this a hospital? It's not so bloody in a public place. We'll break it up when we go home."

"No! Just now."

"Alas—" Fang Tiejun sighed, "You are very clear in your heart, I didn't mean it. I knew it would happen, so I gritted my teeth and endured it. But now it's useless to say sorry or anything. You just say it , how can you not be angry with me again?"

Ke Xiaoxi turned her head and looked at the wall, "I won't be able to go to work for a few days, and my mobility is inconvenient. You can cook for me for a few more days."

Fang Tiejun smiled, "I won't leave tomorrow even if you don't tell me."

Ke Xiaoxi turned her head, "Is it right in your arms?"

Fang Tiejun bent down to pull Ke Xiaoxi's pants, "Don't say it's useless, come on, let me see what's going on, go back if you have nothing to do."

Ke Xiaoxi put her hands on her pants, "Oh?! What are you doing? This is in the hospital!"

"Then you still want to break my cucumber here just now?"

"Am I kidding?!"

"Oh! What am I afraid of just taking a look?!"

"Alas! Alas! Don't pull! Don't..."

"Cough—"

The two were having a good time, and they didn't notice someone coming in behind them.Hearing a cough, Ke Xiaoxi hurriedly lay back on the pillow with a thump, Fang Tiejun straightened up, and scratched Ke Xiaoxi's head with the hand that was holding Ke Xiaoxi's pants just now, "Ah──cough...here you come, doctor, Just right, do you think he can go home without any problems?"

This time the doctor is an uncle in his fifties.He put his hands in the pockets of his white coat and walked to the bed, "Take off your trousers and let me have a look."

Ke Xiaoxi obediently raised her buttocks and pulled her pants down to her knees.Only then did Fang Tiejun see: there was a big lump of white gauze wrapped between his legs.And as usual, his hair has been shaved off.

"Doctor, how can he go to the bathroom like this?" Fang Tiejun couldn't help asking.

"It's not sealed, there is a mouth below, and the toilet can go normally. Just don't get wet." The uncle pulled out a hand and patted Ke Xiaoxi's knee, "Split the legs a little, I can't see."

Ke Xiaoxi took out a foot from her trousers and split her leg apart. The posture was lewd, but the big white lump was funny.

Fang Tiejun held back a smile and looked away.

The uncle checked around Ke Xiaoxi's two thighs, and finally nodded, "Okay, it's nothing, just put on your own clothes and go home. It might be a little uncomfortable to go back tonight, bear with it, tomorrow will be Much better, don't forget to take your medicine on time."

Fang Tiejun bowed slightly and nodded to the uncle, "Thank you doctor, thank you doctor."

The uncle walked to the door silently, stopped for a few seconds, and suddenly remembered something and turned back to look at Fang Tiejun, "Well... don't have sex during this time, it's not okay to make trouble like just now, it will cause blood congestion Yes. If you need something, you should solve it by yourself. It’s not uncommon for you to see it now, especially in emergency at night. But most of them are accidentally stuffed in and can’t be taken out. It’s the first time you broke it directly. I met back. It is more common for men and women to be broken together. Young people watch movies randomly and like to try some difficult moves, and then they break. Alas...you are good when you are young. But everything must be in moderation, and you should pay attention to it in the future , don't be too intense."

After finishing speaking in one breath, the uncle left with a serious face.Obviously, he just came in to give these few instructions, and it was just a pretense to check Ke Xiaoxi.

Fang Tiejun turned back with a blue face, but Ke Xiaoxi suppressed a smile and blushed.

"stop laughing?!"

"Ahahahaha!"

It was past twelve o'clock when we got home, and Ke Xiaoxi was sober. Looking at the messy tables in the living room, he explained that he didn't need to go to the company tomorrow and would clean up the house overnight.

Fang Tiejun collapsed, "Brother, you are still injured."

"So you help me."

"It's not that I can't help you, but can we clean up tomorrow?"

"No, I won't be able to sleep like this."

"But if you finish tidying up, you don't need to sleep, do you?"

"How could it be?" Ke Xiaoxi looked at the clock on the wall, "Two hours are over anyway."

"Then it's three o'clock in the morning!"

"You don't have to move out tomorrow, don't you have other things?"

"Then...then you don't need to stay up all night to clean up the house?!"

"It's useful, come quickly, the dishes will be finished in this time."

"The dishwasher isn't that fast, is it?!"

It was said that Fang Tiejun was helping, but in fact it was Ke Xiaoxi standing there with his legs split against the big lump in front of him, and Fang Tiejun cleaned and scrubbed according to his instructions like a coolie.

Finally finished packing, Fang Tiejun felt that his body was sore and about to collapse, so he glanced at the time: 03:30.I can't do these jobs at home for a year!Now he regrets from the bottom of his heart that he didn't bear the pain to let Ke Xiaoxi satisfy his animal desire just now.Satisfy him and he won't get hurt.They wouldn't have gone to the hospital if he wasn't injured.If you don't go to the hospital, you won't waste so much time.Without wasting so much time, he wouldn't be sober... No!None of the above settings are correct!In fact, as long as Ke Xiaoxi is satisfied, now they should hug each other naked and sleep soundly on the bed, and when they wake up tomorrow morning, Fang Tiejun can be the one who acts foolishly, and Ke Xiaoxi who is scolded as a bastard, a beast, and a bastard!

"Ah - heh - heh -" Ke Xiaoxi yawned, "Aren't you sleepy? Why are you so dazed? Go to sleep."

After speaking, Ke Xiaoxi turned and went back to the bedroom.Fang Tiejun looked at his back and gritted his teeth: I have endured it today, just wait, I will get it back from you sooner or later!

At noon the next day, Fang Tiejun was sleeping soundly when he suddenly heard the sound of water.He got up and listened carefully: Damn!It was the sound of someone taking a shower in the bathroom!

Crash - Fang Tiejun opened the bathroom door.Sure enough, Ke Xiaoxi, who was "wearing" white gauze on a cucumber, was standing naked in the shower room with one hand on her hips and the other holding the shower head.He waited for the cold water to heat up as the water from the shower head hit the wall.

Seeing Fang Tiejun rushing in, he was startled, "What are you doing?! You want to scare me to death?!"

Fang Tiejun reached out and turned off the shower.

"Hey!"

"The doctor said not to get wet, but you still want to take a bath?!"

Ke Xiaoxi still wanted to turn on the switch, "It's such a hot day, if you don't take a bath, you will die!"

Fang Tiejun grasped the switch firmly, "It's too hot to wash. Besides, the air conditioner is on in the room, how can it be so hot?"

"I went out last night, how can I not take a shower after going to the hospital?!"

Fang Tiejun let go of his hand when he was angry, "Then you wash it, if you are not afraid of becoming a eunuch, just wash it."

Crash--Ke Xiaoxi still turned on the switch, "I've already taken protective measures."

Only then did Fang Tiejun see that Ke Xiaoxi had wrapped several layers of plastic wrap on the outside of the thick white gauze.

"Puchi—" Fang Tiejun couldn't help laughing, and after the joke, he sullenly said, "Ke Xiaoxi, I'm telling you very seriously now: If you insist on washing, I won't stop you, but When the injury worsens, the function of your thing is really affected, don't blame me for not warning you. The plastic wrap is useless at all. Once the water is poured from the head, it is impossible for the edge to not seep in. You It’s only the next day, and it’s been less than 24 hours. It’s no wonder that you don’t get infected if you touch the water. Then you’ll know that the smell of being unable to take a bath is nothing compared to the smell of a rotting dick.”

Ke Xiaoxi turned off the water by herself with a sad face, "Then what should I do? I really feel too uncomfortable not to take a bath."

Fang Tiejun thought for a while, "How about this, the face, head, arms and calves can be washed normally, and the rest of the place can be wiped with a wet towel, and I will help you if it is out of reach."

Ke Xiaoxi agreed to Fang Tiejun's proposal, Fang Tiejun left the bathroom, and he got busy in it.

When the meal was almost ready, Ke Xiaoxi called Fang Tiejun in the bathroom.

Fang Tiejun wiped his hands and pushed the door open, "What's wrong?"

Ke Xiaoxi handed a wet towel to Fang Tiejun, "Wipe my back for me."

Fang Tiejun took the towel, pressed Ke Xiaoxi's shoulder with one hand and began to wipe it with the other.

The first pass was fine, just wiped wet.But after putting on the bath lotion, it felt a little wrong.The bath liquid was slippery and went straight to Ke Xiaoxi's buttocks. Fang Tiejun was afraid that it would not be easy to wipe if it flowed into the ditch, so he kept pushing the bath liquid up his waist with his hands along his buttocks.

After a few pushes, Ke Xiaoxi turned around, "Okay, I'll do it myself."

"What's wrong?" Fang Tiejun didn't understand what was going on.

Ke Xiaoxi grabbed the towel, "The doctor also said it can't be congested."

Fang Tiejun laughed, "You're still thinking wildly after all this?"

"Damn! Let me try to apply bath lotion twice if you are naked, as long as you are not impotent, you will have a reaction, okay?"

Fang Tiejun smiled and posted it in front of Ke Xiaoxi, "Okay, we paint each other."

Ke Xiaoxi raised her leg and kicked Fang Tiejun, "Get out! I think you wish I could never do it again when the stitches burst!"

After Ke Xiaoxi "washed" and changed her clothes, she didn't see anything unusual except for a big bag in her crotch.

Fang Tiejun set the table and chopsticks, "Let's eat."

Ke Xiaoxi sat down and looked at Fang Tiejun with satisfaction, "It's really virtuous. Why don't you move out until I get better, and just wash and cook for me at home and clean up the house and be a little wife?"

Fang Tiejun took a mouthful of rice, "Daughter-in-law? Huh! It's okay to do the laundry, cook and clean up the house, but it's hard to say who is the wife. I was careless last night, and you thought you would have a second time?" Such an opportunity? Stop dreaming. Next time I will use my [-] million iron army to crush your gurgling brook."

"What? Two hundred million?"

"Number of tadpoles shot at once."

"you dare?!"

"What dare not?"

"Then let me tell you: I was also escaped by you in a moment of carelessness last night, and you will not have the same chance to escape next time. Do you think that you are really Tie Ju if you say you are Tie Ju? A little daisy, I will pick you sooner or later. Hmph! Just wait and see!"

"Well, wait and see."