hairy mouth
Chapter 2
──The smell in the elevator always reveals something.
"Ah! Hello." Ke Xiaoxi concealed the surprise in her heart and stretched out her hand, "How did you recognize..."
Fang Tiejun shook his hand generously, soft yet firm, "Aunt Ke showed me your photo in her phone. I'm really sorry, should you be in a hurry?"
Ke Xiaoxi understood the reason why she thought he had just woken up on the phone just now: this person talks like this.Slow, and each word is disconnected.
What an embarrassing feature!
Fang Tiejun only carried a medium-sized backpack, and the trunk that Ke Xiaoxi packed up was useless.
On the way, Ke Xiaoxi had nothing to say, "Does my mother often go to your house?"
"My house? Oh, you mean my parents' house?"
"you are married?"
"No, why do you ask that?"
"In my hometown, there are usually more people who are not married and live with their parents."
"Oh, no, I haven't lived at home for a long time. So I don't know if Aunt Ke often goes to my parents' place. This time, Aunt Ke and my mother went to see me off before leaving, and they asked me about the train number and my mobile phone. No, I said you would pick me up at the station and let me stay at your house. In fact, I had already booked the hotel at that time and said I would not bother you, but Aunt Ke refused. She said that I would stay in Beijing this time It will be longer, I can't stay in the hotel all the time. I have to get off the car and call you first. Sigh... I really don't want to trouble you."
Ke Xiaoxi's heart skipped a beat: Mom clearly said "stay for a few days" on the phone yesterday!How can it become "longer"? !And listening to what he meant, my mother obviously knew it!
"Oh, no trouble. My mother is right, since I'm here, how can I let you stay in a hotel?" Ke Xiaoxi said polite words, but she couldn't wait to ask him how long he planned to stay, "Then What are you going to do when you come to Beijing? This season is very difficult."
"Yeah, but there's nothing I can do about it. There's something personal...to settle."
Fang Tiejun said so, and Ke Xiaoxi couldn't ask any more questions, so she could only pray in her heart: I hope it will be a good "solution".Or this guy can't stand himself first, and asks to live elsewhere.
Ke Xiaoxi's home is in a residential area outside the East Fourth Ring Road, a tower building, the 28th floor of the [-]th floor, two bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom, facing southwest.A few years ago, Sister Shuang took [-] savings and Ke Xiaoxi's own [-] savings and paid a down payment loan to buy it.The house is not big, but although the sparrow is small, it has all internal organs, and the layout is reasonable, so it is quite comfortable to live in.It can't be called a prime location, but the price has doubled from when I first bought it.
Knowing that the house and the car belong to Ke Xiaoxi, Fang Tiejun said while waiting for the elevator in the underground parking lot, "I heard from Aunt Ke that it's only been ten years since you've been in Beijing and you went to college, so you're mixed up with a four-year-old who has a house and a car." It’s not bad to have young people.”
"not bad? !Ke Xiaoxi felt that the word "return" was quite harsh, but he pretended not to care and glanced in the direction of the parking lot, "It's nothing, a car worth 10,000+, that's all. Besides, like a house, it's all bought with a loan But fortunately, the car loan will be paid off by the end of this year, so it will be easier then."
"Oh. Hmm... I heard from Aunt Ke that your company sells perfume?"
Ke Xiaoxi gritted her teeth, "What did my mother tell you?"
Fang Tiejun smiled, "I didn't say anything. Oh, I said you like to be clean, and I also praised you for being able to cook, being filial and so on."
The elevator is coming.
Standing in the elevator, Ke Xiaoxi twitched her nose as usual to identify whether the previous passengers were men or women, whether to wear perfume, and what brand of perfume they used...
"Ma Po tofu, fish-flavored shredded pork." Fang Tiejun said suddenly.
"what?"
"The person who took the elevator before us must have been a food delivery man. The dishes he delivered were mapo tofu and fish-flavored shredded pork. And it should be made by a second-rate cook in a small restaurant. It is very likely that waste oil was used."
Ke Xiaoxi was dumbfounded. Although he could smell the smell of vegetables in the elevator, what Fang Tiejun said was too mysterious.
"Why are you so sure it's those two dishes?"
Just as Fang Tiejun was about to answer, the elevator stopped on the first floor and opened the door.A young couple who were in love with each other came in, they were separated on both sides, and they didn't talk anymore.
"What date do you start school?" The girl asked her boyfriend.
"It's exactly half a month." The boy's hand was reluctantly moving around the girl's waist.
"So fast, then you have to go back to school?"
"Well, it's not too far away."
The girl fell silent, and seemed a little unhappy.
The boy didn't say anything, which probably meant that there was nothing I could do about it.
Of course, the most important thing is that they have two light bulbs next to them.
When the seventh floor arrived, the couple got off the elevator, and the elevator door closed again.
"The female is older than the male. The boy is a college student. They are lovers who have just met and are still in love." Ke Xiaoxi said confidently.
This time it was Fang Tiejun's turn to be curious, "So sure? Because the boy said he wants to go back to school?"
Ke Xiaoxi shook her head triumphantly, "Dialogue adds flavor."
"smell?"
"Let's not talk about perfume for a man. He doesn't even use facial cleanser. He has a faint soap smell, and it is definitely not a perfume that deliberately imitates cheap soap. Women are different. Although they are young, they use it. It's a perfume that mature women will like, and the price of the perfume is not cheap. But it's not a matter of price. Generally speaking, if you are a student at school, if you have money, you won't use this kind of perfume."
"And perfume that mimics the smell of cheap soap?"
"Well, there are. To give people a sunny and rough feeling. To be exact, imitate the smell of cheap soap mixed with male hormones."
Fang Tiejun leaned closer to Ke Xiaoxi, "Then tell me what I use to wash my face."
Ke Xiaoxi instinctively ducked back, then wrinkled her nose, "Did you wash your face with the hand sanitizer on the train?"
"Are you a dog?"
"Yeah, how do you know?"
Fang Tiejun suppressed a smile, "Your mother told me, she said we are the same age."
There seems to be something wrong.Just as Ke Xiaoxi thought about it, the elevator stopped and they arrived.
Taking off her shoes and entering the house, without further ado, Ke Xiaoxi picked up the watering can placed at the door and sprayed herself for a while, then went to spray Fang Tiejun.
"Ah what are you doing... Bah! What is this?! It got in your mouth!"
Ke Xiaoxi ignored Fang Tiejun's dissatisfaction, and finished spraying carefully with a serious expression before saying, "It's 84 disinfectant diluted with water."
"Why are you spraying this thing?!"
"The air in Beijing is not good. It is best to disinfect the door first."
"disinfect?"
Ke Xiaoxi took out a pair of slippers, turned around and entered the room while saying, "Come here and wash your hands."
Looking at the brand new slippers, Fang Tiejun broke down a bit: I just said it's better to stay in a hotel...
Watching Fang Tiejun wash his hands from the sidelines, Ke Xiaoxi seemed to finally feel relieved, "Remember from now on, the first thing you must do when you enter the door is to wash your hands. In the future, you should also maintain this good habit when you get home. Washing your hands often will not prevent you from catching a cold. Come on, you can live in this room. Both of my bedrooms face south, and the guest room is only a little smaller than the master bedroom. "
While talking, Ke Xiaoxi brought Fang Tiejun to the door of the bedroom. He raised his finger and said, "Pillowcases, sheets, and blankets are all new. Tell me if you need anything else."
Fang Tiejun looked at the white walls, white bed and white carpet, "Can I smoke?"
The muscles at the inner corners of Ke Xiaoxi's eyes twitched, obviously out of politeness, she replied: "It's best not to twitch."
"Ah! Hello." Ke Xiaoxi concealed the surprise in her heart and stretched out her hand, "How did you recognize..."
Fang Tiejun shook his hand generously, soft yet firm, "Aunt Ke showed me your photo in her phone. I'm really sorry, should you be in a hurry?"
Ke Xiaoxi understood the reason why she thought he had just woken up on the phone just now: this person talks like this.Slow, and each word is disconnected.
What an embarrassing feature!
Fang Tiejun only carried a medium-sized backpack, and the trunk that Ke Xiaoxi packed up was useless.
On the way, Ke Xiaoxi had nothing to say, "Does my mother often go to your house?"
"My house? Oh, you mean my parents' house?"
"you are married?"
"No, why do you ask that?"
"In my hometown, there are usually more people who are not married and live with their parents."
"Oh, no, I haven't lived at home for a long time. So I don't know if Aunt Ke often goes to my parents' place. This time, Aunt Ke and my mother went to see me off before leaving, and they asked me about the train number and my mobile phone. No, I said you would pick me up at the station and let me stay at your house. In fact, I had already booked the hotel at that time and said I would not bother you, but Aunt Ke refused. She said that I would stay in Beijing this time It will be longer, I can't stay in the hotel all the time. I have to get off the car and call you first. Sigh... I really don't want to trouble you."
Ke Xiaoxi's heart skipped a beat: Mom clearly said "stay for a few days" on the phone yesterday!How can it become "longer"? !And listening to what he meant, my mother obviously knew it!
"Oh, no trouble. My mother is right, since I'm here, how can I let you stay in a hotel?" Ke Xiaoxi said polite words, but she couldn't wait to ask him how long he planned to stay, "Then What are you going to do when you come to Beijing? This season is very difficult."
"Yeah, but there's nothing I can do about it. There's something personal...to settle."
Fang Tiejun said so, and Ke Xiaoxi couldn't ask any more questions, so she could only pray in her heart: I hope it will be a good "solution".Or this guy can't stand himself first, and asks to live elsewhere.
Ke Xiaoxi's home is in a residential area outside the East Fourth Ring Road, a tower building, the 28th floor of the [-]th floor, two bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom, facing southwest.A few years ago, Sister Shuang took [-] savings and Ke Xiaoxi's own [-] savings and paid a down payment loan to buy it.The house is not big, but although the sparrow is small, it has all internal organs, and the layout is reasonable, so it is quite comfortable to live in.It can't be called a prime location, but the price has doubled from when I first bought it.
Knowing that the house and the car belong to Ke Xiaoxi, Fang Tiejun said while waiting for the elevator in the underground parking lot, "I heard from Aunt Ke that it's only been ten years since you've been in Beijing and you went to college, so you're mixed up with a four-year-old who has a house and a car." It’s not bad to have young people.”
"not bad? !Ke Xiaoxi felt that the word "return" was quite harsh, but he pretended not to care and glanced in the direction of the parking lot, "It's nothing, a car worth 10,000+, that's all. Besides, like a house, it's all bought with a loan But fortunately, the car loan will be paid off by the end of this year, so it will be easier then."
"Oh. Hmm... I heard from Aunt Ke that your company sells perfume?"
Ke Xiaoxi gritted her teeth, "What did my mother tell you?"
Fang Tiejun smiled, "I didn't say anything. Oh, I said you like to be clean, and I also praised you for being able to cook, being filial and so on."
The elevator is coming.
Standing in the elevator, Ke Xiaoxi twitched her nose as usual to identify whether the previous passengers were men or women, whether to wear perfume, and what brand of perfume they used...
"Ma Po tofu, fish-flavored shredded pork." Fang Tiejun said suddenly.
"what?"
"The person who took the elevator before us must have been a food delivery man. The dishes he delivered were mapo tofu and fish-flavored shredded pork. And it should be made by a second-rate cook in a small restaurant. It is very likely that waste oil was used."
Ke Xiaoxi was dumbfounded. Although he could smell the smell of vegetables in the elevator, what Fang Tiejun said was too mysterious.
"Why are you so sure it's those two dishes?"
Just as Fang Tiejun was about to answer, the elevator stopped on the first floor and opened the door.A young couple who were in love with each other came in, they were separated on both sides, and they didn't talk anymore.
"What date do you start school?" The girl asked her boyfriend.
"It's exactly half a month." The boy's hand was reluctantly moving around the girl's waist.
"So fast, then you have to go back to school?"
"Well, it's not too far away."
The girl fell silent, and seemed a little unhappy.
The boy didn't say anything, which probably meant that there was nothing I could do about it.
Of course, the most important thing is that they have two light bulbs next to them.
When the seventh floor arrived, the couple got off the elevator, and the elevator door closed again.
"The female is older than the male. The boy is a college student. They are lovers who have just met and are still in love." Ke Xiaoxi said confidently.
This time it was Fang Tiejun's turn to be curious, "So sure? Because the boy said he wants to go back to school?"
Ke Xiaoxi shook her head triumphantly, "Dialogue adds flavor."
"smell?"
"Let's not talk about perfume for a man. He doesn't even use facial cleanser. He has a faint soap smell, and it is definitely not a perfume that deliberately imitates cheap soap. Women are different. Although they are young, they use it. It's a perfume that mature women will like, and the price of the perfume is not cheap. But it's not a matter of price. Generally speaking, if you are a student at school, if you have money, you won't use this kind of perfume."
"And perfume that mimics the smell of cheap soap?"
"Well, there are. To give people a sunny and rough feeling. To be exact, imitate the smell of cheap soap mixed with male hormones."
Fang Tiejun leaned closer to Ke Xiaoxi, "Then tell me what I use to wash my face."
Ke Xiaoxi instinctively ducked back, then wrinkled her nose, "Did you wash your face with the hand sanitizer on the train?"
"Are you a dog?"
"Yeah, how do you know?"
Fang Tiejun suppressed a smile, "Your mother told me, she said we are the same age."
There seems to be something wrong.Just as Ke Xiaoxi thought about it, the elevator stopped and they arrived.
Taking off her shoes and entering the house, without further ado, Ke Xiaoxi picked up the watering can placed at the door and sprayed herself for a while, then went to spray Fang Tiejun.
"Ah what are you doing... Bah! What is this?! It got in your mouth!"
Ke Xiaoxi ignored Fang Tiejun's dissatisfaction, and finished spraying carefully with a serious expression before saying, "It's 84 disinfectant diluted with water."
"Why are you spraying this thing?!"
"The air in Beijing is not good. It is best to disinfect the door first."
"disinfect?"
Ke Xiaoxi took out a pair of slippers, turned around and entered the room while saying, "Come here and wash your hands."
Looking at the brand new slippers, Fang Tiejun broke down a bit: I just said it's better to stay in a hotel...
Watching Fang Tiejun wash his hands from the sidelines, Ke Xiaoxi seemed to finally feel relieved, "Remember from now on, the first thing you must do when you enter the door is to wash your hands. In the future, you should also maintain this good habit when you get home. Washing your hands often will not prevent you from catching a cold. Come on, you can live in this room. Both of my bedrooms face south, and the guest room is only a little smaller than the master bedroom. "
While talking, Ke Xiaoxi brought Fang Tiejun to the door of the bedroom. He raised his finger and said, "Pillowcases, sheets, and blankets are all new. Tell me if you need anything else."
Fang Tiejun looked at the white walls, white bed and white carpet, "Can I smoke?"
The muscles at the inner corners of Ke Xiaoxi's eyes twitched, obviously out of politeness, she replied: "It's best not to twitch."
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