hairy mouth

──Going to the morning market to buy groceries is the most painful.

Fang Tiejun, Ke Xiaoxi and Qin Yuan competed to pay, and Ke Xiaoxi succeeded in grabbing the order after arguing for a long time.

When I came to the cinema, there were still 10 minutes before the film started, and the audience did not enter.Fang Tiejun wanted water and Mi Le wanted snacks, so the two went shopping together, while Qin Yuan and Ke Xiaoxi waited there.

Seeing Fang Tiejun and Mi Le queuing together, Qin Yuan suddenly said: "The company will launch new products in October, and you will be busy next month."

Ke Xiaoxi looked away, "When will the samples arrive in Beijing?"

"It will be the end of this month."

"What's the subject?"

"Temptation, tentative. There are two mature fragrances, one for men and one for women."

"Okay, I will hold a meeting with the team when I get to work on Monday, and let them think about it in advance."

Fang Tiejun and Mi Le were almost in line, Fang Tiejun pointed to the glass counter, "Do you see what you want to eat?"

Mi Le stretched out his fingers and pointed to them one by one, "Corn flakes, plums, chocolate, popcorn."

Fang Tiejun stared straight after hearing this, "Didn't we just finish eating? Can you eat so much?"

"Aren't you going to eat?"

"Don't eat." Fang Tiejun shook his head confidently, "Both of them definitely don't know how to eat either."

"You don't know?" Mi Le was happy: It seems that these two people are really nothing, otherwise how could he not know.

"what do you know?"

"Xiaoxi eats popcorn every time she watches a movie, that's for him."

"Ah?" Fang Tiejun turned to look at Ke Xiaoxi: he was talking to Qin Yuan, so he didn't pay attention to this side.

Sure enough, when Fang Tiejun and Mi Le walked towards the ticket gate with four bottles of water, a bag of snacks, and a large bucket of popcorn, Ke Xiaoxi greeted him with green eyes, "Ah! That's great, you guys bought popcorn." Rice Flower!"

Fang Tiejun glanced at Mi Le, and Mi Le also looked at him proudly.Fang Tiejun thought: Isn't Mi Le a good kid? Why does Xiaoxi want to break up with him?

Ticket checking began, and four people checked tickets to enter the venue.

Fang Tiejun has a golden section complex when watching movies, so he didn't buy four tickets in the same row, but divided into two rows near the golden section.So he sat in front with Qin Yuan, and Ke Xiaoxi and Mi Le sat in the back row.

The movie started, and Fang Tiejun couldn't help stretching his ears to hear the sound of Ke Xiaoxi eating popcorn behind him for some reason.It wasn't until Ke Xiaoxi was tired and stopped to rest that Fang Tiejun settled down to watch the movie, but fortunately it was a documentary and there was no continuous plot.

Later, people caught sharks, cut off their fins, and threw the bloody sharks back into the sea. The sharks couldn't swim, couldn't hunt, and were starved to death. Fang Tiejun was worried when he heard a sob in his ear.

Fang Tiejun turned his head and looked over: Qin Yuan was crying.Tears flowed down his cheeks and pooled to his chin, where they were about to drip, reflecting the blue light in the ocean on the big screen.

After watching for a while, Fang Tiejun couldn't help but reached out and wiped away the tears with the back of his hand.Qin Yuan didn't move.Ke Xiaoxi, who was sitting at the back, happened to see this movement.Ke Xiaoxi's tears were already rolling in her eye sockets when she watched the bloody shark flailing its gills in pain, but now she couldn't hold it back anymore, and the tears flowed out suddenly.Next to him, Mi Le silently handed over a pack of tissues.

After the movie ended, Fang Tiejun cursed in his heart that he shouldn't be wiping Qin Yuan's tears, but at that time, Qin Yuan's appearance really made Fang Tiejun think of the time when they were together. It was really itchy to watch the tears on the chin.Ke Xiaoxi carefully analyzed the relationship between Fang Tiejun wiping Qin Yuan's tears and her uncontrollable crying, and finally came to the conclusion: it just happened.

Ke Xiaoxi drove Qin Yuan back to the hotel first, and then Mi Le back to school. In the end, only he and Fang Tiejun were left in the car.

Fang Tiejun pressed the car window, "Can I smoke?"

Ke Xiaoxi turned off the air conditioner, "Come on, give me one."

"Huh? I thought you didn't smoke."

"After watching the movie, I feel a little empty."

Both of them lit their cigarettes.

"Where is the hotel you are moving to?" Ke Xiaoxi asked.

"Outside the East Third Ring Road, it's not too far from your home."

"Then I'll take you there after dinner tomorrow."

"Okay. Huh? Are you really going to cook for me?"

"Of course, you have been busy for so many days, and this is about to go, so I should cook you a meal."

Fang Tiejun was very happy, "Okay, I will get up early tomorrow to buy vegetables, what ingredients do you need?"

"Why do you have to get up early? Let's go to the market and supermarket together when I wake up."

"The dishes in the morning market are still fresh and there are many choices."

"Then I'll wake up early with you."

"Can you get up? It's rare to have a rest. Let's sleep more. I'll do it alone."

"No, I'll stay with you. I've lived here for several years, and I haven't been to the nearby morning market, so I just go to find out the way with you. Just go back and go to bed early."

Fang Tiejun smiled and looked at Ke Xiaoxi's serious driving profile, "Okay."

Twelve o'clock at night.

Ke Xiaoxi was not used to going to bed early, so she couldn't fall asleep after lying down for a long time, so she just got up and turned on the computer.After playing the game for a while and checking the information, he yawned and finally felt sleepy.

Take a last look at Weibo before shutting down: 'The Frog Prince' has been retweeted more than 20 times and has more than [-] comments.Click on "@我的" Ke Xiaoxi glanced: Damn!It turned out to be in formation.Most of the reposts have only one sentence: Is it the frog that you kissed and turned back into a prince?Look at the comments again: except for the same content as the forwarded content, that is: Where can I sell the frog?Or: Where can I find it?beg.

Handsome guys are popular, so it's useless to try to spoof them.When posting on Weibo, Ke Xiaoxi circled Fang Tiejun. I think that guy will be very proud to see these reposts and comments tomorrow.Ke Xiaoxi shook her head dumbfounded, and was about to turn off the phone.

Suddenly, another retweet popped up.He couldn't help but clicked again.In the end, it was Fang Tiejun who reposted it. He added two words after "Is it the frog that you kissed and turned back into a prince?": Correct answer.

Correct your sister? !I've never seen such a shameless person!

Ke Xiaoxi found the comment "Where is the frog for sale", replied and reposted one: The frog has been flushed into the toilet, if you want it, please go directly to the corridor to find the small advert.

in the next room.

Fang Tiejun looked at the laptop screen and smiled.

Six o'clock the next morning.

Fang Tiejun was tiptoeing to go out.

"Hey! Didn't you say go to the morning market together? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

When Fang Tiejun turned his head, Ke Xiaoxi in pajamas was yawning with hair like a chicken coop.

"Oh, I saw that you slept quite late yesterday, so I thought I'd let you sleep a little longer."

"How do you know I'm up late? Oh, I see. You were awake then, too?"

"I don't have to go to work tomorrow, I can catch up on sleep."

"Forget it, you." Ke Xiaoxi yawned again, "I can't make up for it. Just wait for me for 10 minutes, I'll be there soon."

Ke Xiaoxi followed Fang Tiejun to the morning market, and it was bustling with people coming and going.Ke Xiaoxi looked around in surprise, "There are so many people?! Aren't they all old men and old ladies?"

Fang Tiejun gave him a hand, "Don't look, idiot. Hurry up and go shopping."

Ke Xiaoxi quickly followed.

Two 10 minutes later.

Fang Tiejun dragged Ke Xiaoxi to a corner with fewer people, "Why didn't you let me buy the carrots from that store just now?"

Ke Xiaoxi frowned and kept her nose shut, "That carrot is covered in mud, it's too dirty."

"You... that means that the carrots have not been washed in water, so they are better preserved."

"Oh, yes."

"What about the tomatoes? What happened to the tomatoes from the other store?"

"Those tomatoes are not beautiful at all, they have scars, they are not red enough, and they are of different sizes."

"Oh..." Fang Tiejun was helpless, "Do you know how to buy vegetables?"

"Then what do you not understand?"

"How do you usually choose vegetables?"

"Just pick the one that is bigger, neater, beautiful and clean."

Fang Tiejun raised his forehead, "Do you choose a man when you buy vegetables?"

Ke Xiaoxi curled her lips, disapproving, "Then how do you choose?"

"I... well, forget it." Fang Tiejun grabbed Ke Xiaoxi's shoulders and pushed him against the wall, "You wait for me here, I'll come to you after shopping."

After Fang Tiejun was about to leave, Ke Xiaoxi pulled him back, "No, I'm not standing here waiting for you, I'm so stupid. At worst, I don't care what kind of vegetables you buy."

Fang Tiejun thought for a while, "Then how about this, you go over there to buy onions, ginger and garlic, and wait for me here when you're done."

"Ok."

"Let's go then."

The two soldiers split into two groups.

Fang Tiejun thought that Ke Xiaoxi would finish the purchase first, but he was wrong.Fang Tiejun waited for a full 15 minutes with pork ribs, beef tenderloin, fish, shrimp, tomatoes, carrots, cucumbers, eggplants, broccoli, onions, cabbage, and kale at the meeting place before Ke Xiaoxi appeared in his within sight.

"I'm going! Brother! What did you do? I asked you to 'buy' onions, ginger, and garlic, not to grow them!" Fang Tiejun shouted angrily, his hands were numb from the plastic bags.

Ke Xiaoxi took several bags from one of his hands, "Are you in a hurry?"

"Worried? Look how many things I have bought." Fang Tiejun put the remaining bags together and shook his free hand vigorously.

Ke Xiaoxi quickly took a few more bags, "I'll go, you've bought so many in such a short time? You've obviously practiced."

"Yeah, when I opened the restaurant, I went shopping every morning by myself. At your speed, you can't even make lunch."

"How can it be so exaggerated?"

"I am slow and quibble."

……

Fang Tiejun made the breakfast, so he ate casually.When it was almost noon, the two began to prepare together.Generally speaking, it is quite harmonious, that is, Ke Xiaoxi always re-washes the dishes after Fang Tiejun washes them, and Fang Tiejun always re-cuts the dishes after Ke Xiaoxi cuts them.Later, when the preliminary work was almost done, Ke Xiaoxi put on her apron and fired, and Fang Tiejun went out to buy wine.Because he was afraid that Ke Xiaoxi would have diarrhea again, he insisted on picking out a few bottles of red wine by himself.

When Fang Tiejun bought the wine back, the range hood was humming, the hot oil was smoking in the pot, and Ke Xiaoxi was very busy.

Fang Tiejun put down his drink and rolled up his sleeves, "Do you still need my help?"

"No need! Hurry up and spray disinfectant and wash your hands! Then wash the wine bottle well!" Ke Xiaoxi poured a pot of kale into the pot, and the noise in the room became louder with a sizzle.

Fang Tiejun had no choice but to shout, "Why are you still washing wine bottles?!"

"dirty!"

"The boss wiped it off for me!"

"That's not okay! Do you know what the boss's rag has been wiped on?! Maybe the toilet!"

"Depend on!"

"Go! Stop talking so much nonsense!"