hairy mouth

──Life just refuses to go in the direction planned.

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

The "Sleeping Beauty" Weibo post has been retweeted over a thousand times.Fang Tiejun put down his phone, "Why do you ask this?"

Ke Xiaoxi looked back at the ceiling, "Just ask."

"Well... not now."

"Used to have?"

"It counts."

"What is 'counted'?"

"I was too young to understand anything."

"What then?"

"There is no later."

"What do you mean there is no later?"

Fang Tiejun crossed his arms to his chest and raised his shoulders, "You don't burn, do you?"

Ke Xiaoxi glanced at him, "Actually, I want to ask you something."

"Just say what you want and it's over, why are you beating around the bush?"

"Okay. Then let me ask you. If you have a very fragile lover who likes you very much, but you don't want to be with him anymore, what will you do?"

Fang Tiejun put down his arms and approached Ke Xiaoxi with a smile, "Do you have a girlfriend you can't get rid of?"

"Uh... yes."

"How long have you been together?"

"More than half a year."

"What did she do wrong?"

"No."

"Then why do you want to get rid of others?"

"I don't think we are a good match. I just can't stand his character."

"Have you been on it?"

"I've been on it."

"Yo, so ruthless."

Ke Xiaoxi looked at Fang Tiejun's uncontrollable smile, "Is it funny?"

"Hahahaha..." Fang Tiejun still laughed, "Funny."

Ke Xiaoxi glanced at him and turned his head to the side, "It's really annoying, I sincerely ask you for advice. If you don't want to say it, forget it."

After a while, Fang Tiejun poked Ke Xiaoxi's ribs, "Oh, don't be angry, I'll teach you a way."

Ke Xiaoxi patted his hand away, "If you have something to say, don't touch it. The needle will be swollen in a while."

Fang Tiejun withdrew his fingers and poked his head over, "Here, let me teach you a quick and effective method that can prevent future troubles forever. This is my nirvana, which guarantees a one-hit hit. I don't tell ordinary people. Come on, stretch your ears. come over."

"Really?" Ke Xiaoxi sat up a little curiously.

Fang Tiejun whispered in his ear, "Tell your girlfriend: Actually, you like men."

Ke Xiaoxi closed her eyes and gritted her teeth: What a fucking dumb person eating yellow lotus.Lying back on the bed, he decided to stop the topic, "Can you think of something more deceitful? Forget it, let's not talk about it."

"Eh? Why? You discriminate against homosexuals?"

Discriminate against your sister, I am.Ke Xiaoxi continued to grit her teeth, "Of course not."

"Then try this method, it's very effective, really. Most of the girls shy away from me after hearing me say that, with only a few exceptions."

"Why do you let the girls shy away from you?"

"Uh...should there be some way to survive for other dicks and dead houses?"

"cut!"

Fang Tiejun's cell phone rang: there was another forward.

It's Xiao Xiao.I'm Xiaoxiaoxiao: Yo, new love?this is not bad.

Fang Tiejun sent a private message to me.Color and fragrance: Don't talk nonsense, they are ordinary friends.

Xiao Xiao quickly replied: Ordinary friends?It's so ambiguous.Have you taken a fancy to him?

Color and fragrance: What a fart, just take a photo casually, where is it ambiguous?

I'm Xiaoxiaoxiao: Hey, bystanders are clear.

……

Ke Xiaoxi saw Fang Tiejun staring at the phone with an increasingly weird expression, "What are you laughing at?"

Fang Tiejun raised his head, "Huh? Did I laugh?"

A week later.

Ke Xiaoxi's illness is completely cured.Fang Tiejun thought that he should move out and think about opening a restaurant.This day, he called Ke Xiaoxi in advance to confirm the off-duty time, and then hired a part-time worker to clean up the house and cook a table of dishes by himself.

08:30 Ke Xiaoxi arrived home, looking in a good mood.

Fang Tiejun picked up the watering can to disinfect him, "Today, Friday, if you can get off work on time, can you rest tomorrow or the day after tomorrow?"

Ke Xiaoxi closed her eyes, held her breath and nodded.When the water mist fell, he took off his shoes and went into the room to wash his hands. When he saw the dining table, "Damn it! What day is this? Such a big deal?!"

Fang Tiejun put down the watering can and took off his apron, "Go and wash your hands first."

After washing her hands, Ke Xiaoxi sat down, "What are you doing, chicken, duck and fish?"

"Alas—a table of high-end delicacies, how come your mouth becomes so vulgar." Fang Tiejun picked up the pre-opened red wine and pulled out the cork, "You will try to drink red wine from now on, won't Have loose bowels."

Ke Xiaoxi bent down to look under the table and picked up her own bowl, pretending to look for something.

"What are you doing?"

"It depends on whether you hide the ring or not. Making such a grand ceremony is like asking for marriage."

"How can a marriage proposal be so perfunctory, it should be more substantial."

Ke Xiaoxi stared at the six dishes and one soup on the table, "How much more do you want? Just the two of us."

Fang Tiejun shrugged, "Only those who can spend the rest of their lives with me will know."

Ke Xiaoxi curled her lips, "Spending the rest of my life with you will sooner or later become a big fat man. Which girl would marry you?"

Fang Tiejun didn't think so, "That's called good luck."

"Well, anyway, just don't think your wife is fat when the time comes. Tell me, there is nothing to be courteous, it's either rape or theft. What is the purpose of you working on this table?"

"Don't be a villain." Fang Tiejun poured wine and sat down. "Actually, there's nothing wrong with it. I just thought about it: It's not a day or two to check a restaurant and find a place. I've disturbed you for a while. In a few days, I see that your health is fine, so I think it's time to find a place to live by yourself."

"Ah?!" Ke Xiaoxi was a little surprised, "This...isn't it too sudden?"

"What's so sudden? I didn't plan to live with your parents. Besides, you love cleanliness so much, it's inconvenient to have outsiders around."

"But……"

"Don't worry, I'll make it clear to Aunt Ke."

"I don't mean that, I mean... Are you planning to rent a house?"

"Well, first go to the hotel to stay for a few days, and look for a house while inspecting the hotel."

Ke Xiaoxi knew that at this time he should say: Anyway, I have a place in my house, so you don't need to look for a house.Just stay with me.But his mind turned quickly: Although the two of them got along fairly well these days, after all, he was used to being alone all these years.

Thinking about it, Ke Xiaoxi made a compromise choice, "That means you haven't found a good place yet. Why do you bother, why don't you talk about it after you finish finding a house."

"No, I've already booked the hotel room, and I'll be there tomorrow."

"Tomorrow?! As for the rush?"

"Are you in a hurry? I'll think about it when you're sick."

"I didn't hear you! Why didn't you advance..." Ke Xiaoxi suddenly realized that she wanted to keep him for a few more days from the bottom of her heart.This is not right.Ke Xiaoxi told herself, so she stopped before finishing speaking.

Fang Tiejun was slightly surprised by Ke Xiaoxi's reaction, "Uh...Actually, you don't know. In the following days, the reason why you feel that the house is quite clean every time you come back is because I have been looking for part-time workers every day recently."

"what?"

"Otherwise, your family may not be able to ask for it long ago, and you may wish to drive me away directly. I don't know any housework except cooking. In my hometown, my mother would go to clean up for me every now and then. The house does laundry."

Ke Xiaoxi stopped talking.At the beginning, he really wished that Fang Tiejun could leave as soon as possible.But in the past few days, he has gradually discovered that Fang Tiejun is not only handsome and cooks well, but also considerate and considerate.Not to mention that the house is no longer messy, the clothes can be clearly separated no matter how they are washed.It's as clever as a girl.Now he suddenly said that he had hired a part-time worker to do the housework, that is to say: If he continued to live here and did not find a part-time worker, the house would still become a pigsty.But why do I still feel uncomfortable?

"Let's eat." Fang Tiejun carefully handed the wine to Ke Xiaoxi. He really didn't think that Ke Xiaoxi would be unhappy because he was leaving.

Ke Xiaoxi forced a smile, "Is this a breakup meal?"

"Not at all, it's not like we won't see each other again in the future."

"Okay." Ke Xiaoxi let out a long breath and picked up the wine glass, "I wish you success in finding a house."

"Thank you." The two clinked glasses.

After a few mouthfuls of food, Ke Xiaoxi marveled at Fang Tiejun's cooking skills like every day.I don't know if it was because of the conversation just now, but Fang Tiejun obviously heard exaggeration from his tone today.After sneaking a few glances at him, Fang Tiejun decided to say something happy.

"I've been here for so many days, this is the first time you can rest on the weekend. How is it? Any plans? Will you go out and play?"

"Well, I have an appointment with a friend to go to the movies."

"girlfriend?"

Ke Xiaoxi said nothing.

"Is that the last time you asked me how to get rid of that at the hospital?"

"Why are you so obsessed with this?"

"Hmph, forget it if you don't want to. I care about you and keep it secret."

"Concerned? You are clearly gossip. Oh? My mother sent you to investigate me, right?"

Seeing that Ke Xiaoxi had returned to normal, Fang Tiejun laughed, "Yes, your mother sent me to investigate you. She also asked me to urge you to get married quickly so that she can give birth to a big fat grandson."

"You just talk."

"That's okay, talk about something you are interested in."

"Oh, that's right." Ke Xiaoxi quickly swallowed the food in her mouth, "There is something I just wanted to tell you."

"What?"

"Do you know why I can rest normally this weekend?"

"Isn't it because the work is done?"

"That's one thing. The main reason is that our company has changed leaders and reformed the system. Last time you met with us at our so-called former tutor, Qin Yuan, remember?"

Fang Tiejun stopped holding the food in the middle of the air and raised his head.

Ke Xiaoxi continued: "Our original stupid manager was transferred from the investigation, and he took over the position of the new boss of the Beijing branch. I heard that the big boss valued Qin Yuan and refused to let him go. He should investigate Xu Zhiqiang's matter and leave. The one who went back immediately was the one who applied repeatedly, and the Hong Kong headquarters held a meeting and decided to let him take over for one year temporarily."