Lost Guide
Chapter 7
Gan Bairen was about to argue with him, but a guard knocked on the door and said, "He has been kidnapped."
Gan Bairen was about to tell He He'er to leave, but when he turned around and found that He He'er had disappeared, he couldn't help sighing: "You really are a god!"
In fact, He He'er is just invisible—just like Tu Hujun who has been staying here silently.He He'er specially went to Gan Bairen's room to discuss the sacrificial affairs, and Tong Tu also followed, but he just disappeared.He He'er was curious about who Gan Bairen had kidnapped, so he hid it.
Gan Bairen coughed twice, and said loudly: "Bring it in!"
I saw two rough-skinned and thick-skinned soldiers escorting a slender boy in.The material of the young man's clothes is good, it can be seen that they are luxury goods, but they are already tattered and his hair is disheveled. Even though he is so disheveled, he can still be seen as a beautiful boy.
Gan Bairen yelled angrily: "Idiots! Why are you treating the young master of the city like this? Don't you know that he is delicate and expensive? Don't you know respect? We must respect our enemies!"
——Why don’t you say respect the enemy when you want to burn the captives alive?
He He'er secretly cursed in his heart, thinking that Gan Bairen only wanted to be the one hundred and one person.
"Untie the son quickly, take a bath for him, and let him change into good clothes!" Gan Bairen shouted.
After the handsome young man was untied, he wept and said: "So the general is such a good person, I knew it was like this, so I didn't hide."
Gan Bairen hurriedly said: "Oh, it's just because of the different positions. In fact, I also respect the city lord very much. I don't want him to go just like that... Sigh, otherwise I will treat him well."
When the beautiful boy heard the news of his father's death, he was overwhelmed with grief and cried: "Father... Father... I don't know if he has left anything for me to miss!"
Gan Bairen brought a treasured sword and said, "My treasured sword has also fought this sword several times. I know its preciousness. So I also kept it."
"Ah..." The handsome young man recognized the knife, and burst into tears, "It is indeed father's knife!"
Gan Bairen handed the knife to the beautiful young man, but saw that the beautiful young man's hands were trembling, and he almost couldn't even hold the knife - that's no wonder, the knife was made of fine steel, so it was very heavy.The beautiful boy cried even more bitterly: "If I hadn't been indulging in a life of rich clothes and fine food, even if I couldn't help my father a little, at least I could afford his knife!"
Seeing the handsome boy like this, Gan Bairen felt even more affectionate, so he approached him and put his arms around his shoulders, mopping his hands and expressing his condolences.Just as he was embracing the beautiful young man, the fragile and beautiful young man suddenly pulled out the saber, and the heavy precious saber seemed to be as light as a piece of paper in his hand, and easily pierced Gan Bairen's chest.Fortunately, Gan Bairen is a battle-tested man, and his acuity is naturally inferior to ordinary people. When he heard the sound of swords fighting, he hurriedly retreated, but his flesh was still cut, and the blood trickled out, soaking most of it immediately. Clothes, skin and flesh turned out, bones exposed bloody - it can be seen how ruthless the handsome young man was, if he was too late to react for a moment, his chest would have been pierced.
Seeing that he missed a hit, the handsome young man continued to fight, but at this moment the soldiers were alarmed, and the two soldiers stepped forward to protect the master, shouting "there is an assassin", attracting many guards.No matter how excellent the martial arts is, the beautiful young man is exhausted after being away for many days, and now he is hard to beat with two fists and four hands, and he was quickly captured.Gan Bairen was sent to recuperate.
He He'er couldn't help sighing: "Tsk, this young man is too uneducated. Now that it's all like this, why don't you suffer a little bit more physically? If you want a vigilant man to have no entourage, no armor, and no defense, It can only be 'at that time'."
"'Physical disadvantage'? 'At that time'?" Tong Tu asked, "What do you mean?"
He He'er gave him a disgusted look, and said, "You lost your virginity!"
Mr. Tu Hu asked, "What is losing one's body?"
He Heer replied: "Just like the young master, the body is inserted by another person's organ that can stand up, do you understand?"
"Understood." Mr. Tu Hu nodded, "Then why is that the time when men are most defenseless?"
He He'er said: "This kind of thing is hard for an impotent immortal like you to understand."
"Impotence...?" Mr. Tong Tuhu obviously has no common sense.
He He'er replied: "It's just that the little bird can't fly, understand?"
Mr. Tuhu replied: "Can you understand? So yours can fly?"
"I..." He He'er raised his head and said, "Of course I can. I can fly high enough to masturbate."
Tu Hujun suddenly reached out to He He'er's crotch, grabbed it casually, nodded and said solemnly: "Sure enough."
At that time, He He'er's face was already flushed red.
Mr. Tu Hu didn't know why and said, "But yours is so small."
He He'er's face suddenly turned from red to green, and his whole face turned blue with anger: "What's the use of being big? Look at yours, it's too big and useless, and it's too big to be used as a decoration!"
Generally, men will be very angry when they are said to be small or useless, which is normal.But Mr. Tongtuhu is too cultivated as a fairy, so it doesn't matter.One is that he is not small, but also very big, and the other is that it is useless if it is useless, and he can't think of what to do with it.Judging from his observation of Gan Bairen, he always feels that this obscene thing is a weapon to hurt people, and it is better not to use it.
But He He'er seemed annoyed that others said he was young, so to express his apology, Mr. Tuhu comforted him: "It's okay, the more you touch it, the bigger it gets."
He He'er's face turned from the green light to the red light again, red to the ears, and cursed: "Don't touch it!"
Mr. Tuhu had no choice but to withdraw his hand.He He'er blushed and turned around, hurried back to the room, clutching the raised tent, feeling very embarrassed.He He'er again secretly scolded himself for being greedy for the beauty of Tong Tu, being touched twice like this, is he worthy of his elder brother?
It's just that He He'er still had to deal with it. He only held the thing with both hands and stroked it up and down.At that time, he smelled a faint fragrance, and He He'er hurriedly turned his head, only to see Mr. Tuhu staring at him curiously.He He'er was so frightened that he softened, and hurriedly shouted: "Why did you follow here?"
Mr. Tong Tuhu said innocently: "You didn't say you won't let me follow you."
He He'er gritted his teeth and said, "Then let me tell you now, when I masturbate, I don't want anyone to be by my side!"
"Masturbation?" Mr. Tuhu thought for a while, and suddenly realized, "You don't need to say it this time, I understand, this column is a 'pipe', and you just masturbated it, it is a 'masturbation'."
He He'er forced a smile and said, "Master Xianjun, you are so smart! I admire you so much!"
Mr. Tong Tuhu actually took this as a compliment: "It's absurd praise."
He He'er fastened his trouser belt and said, "I'll go see how that young master is doing."
Tong Tu Hujun said: "I will go too."
He He'er arrived at the place where the young master of the city was being held, but saw that the young master of the city was thrown into prison, but he was still very healthy, and no one bullied him. Presumably, Gan Bairen was determined to insult him after he recovered, so he ordered People don't hurt him.
Seeing that he was safe for the time being, He He'er felt relieved, and said, "Let's go see how that Gan Bairen is doing."
The two sneaked into Gan Bairen's room incognito.Gan Bairen's wound has been treated and is being bandaged.The military doctor said to him: "The people in Lijiacheng are famous for their toughness, why are you so careless?"
Gan Bairen said: "Alas...how did I know that such a delicate little beauty is so fierce!"
The military doctor sneered and said, "With a knife on Sezi's head, I don't think you will die on the battlefield, you will definitely die on the gauze bed!"
Gan Bairen coughed twice, and said, "That's not bad, being a ghost is fun."
The military doctor sneered and said, "Don't worry, after you die, I will definitely cut off your evil roots, so that there will be no more lecherous ghosts in the world to harass the good people."
Gan Bairen said: "You are too cruel."
The military doctor replied: "If you are not ruthless, you will become a doctor, especially a military doctor."
Gan Bairen sighed: "I'm half dead, can't you be soft-hearted and give me a lick of my cock?"
The military doctor replied, "Are you using a knife?"
Gan Bairen was stunned for a moment, and said, "Forget it."
The military doctor resigned.Not long after he resigned, he saw the young master come in with tears in his eyes.Seeing Gan Bairen lying on the bed, the young master cried, "Uncle, what's wrong with you?"
Gan Bairen said: "I'm fine, just a little scratch."
But the young master said dejectedly: "Did you get cut because you wanted to rape Mr. Li Jiacheng?"
Gan Bairen quickly denied: "No! I'm not going to rape him! I'm going to fuck him well."
The young master's eyes were even more gloomy, and he said, "Is it the same as you did to me back then?"
Gan Bairen said: "Young master, what do you want to say?"
The young master wept and said: "Is it not enough to have me alone?"
"Why does this young master look like a bitch?" He He'er couldn't help being angry, "Go back to Stockholm!"
Mr. Tong Tuhu asked: "What's the matter 'dead brother touch'?"
He He'er thought for a while, and explained: "It's just...'becoming a minion for a tiger'."
"Oh, being a minion for a tiger..."
For an illiterate immortal who has no common sense, He He'er has already started to automatically turn on the fooling mode: "It means that some people were bitten to death by a tiger, and it's fine if they don't hate them, and they are willing to be his bitch after being a ghost , so it is called 'prostitution for the tiger'."
Mr. Tong Tuhu frowned: "Isn't it for the tiger? Isn't the minion a kind of ghost?"
He He'er said angrily: "You know and still ask!"
"I didn't ask..."
"Uh..." He He'er thought back, "It seems that I really didn't ask..."
At this time, a servant came in with medicine, and the young master ordered him to put the medicine down.The young master left the bed and went to the table to get the medicine. When he was taking the medicine, he secretly took a small packet of powder from his sleeve and poured it into the medicine bowl.
He He'er narrowed his eyes and said, "I was in Stockholm just now, but now love has turned into hate?" Could the plot be a little too jumpy?
Gan Bairen was about to tell He He'er to leave, but when he turned around and found that He He'er had disappeared, he couldn't help sighing: "You really are a god!"
In fact, He He'er is just invisible—just like Tu Hujun who has been staying here silently.He He'er specially went to Gan Bairen's room to discuss the sacrificial affairs, and Tong Tu also followed, but he just disappeared.He He'er was curious about who Gan Bairen had kidnapped, so he hid it.
Gan Bairen coughed twice, and said loudly: "Bring it in!"
I saw two rough-skinned and thick-skinned soldiers escorting a slender boy in.The material of the young man's clothes is good, it can be seen that they are luxury goods, but they are already tattered and his hair is disheveled. Even though he is so disheveled, he can still be seen as a beautiful boy.
Gan Bairen yelled angrily: "Idiots! Why are you treating the young master of the city like this? Don't you know that he is delicate and expensive? Don't you know respect? We must respect our enemies!"
——Why don’t you say respect the enemy when you want to burn the captives alive?
He He'er secretly cursed in his heart, thinking that Gan Bairen only wanted to be the one hundred and one person.
"Untie the son quickly, take a bath for him, and let him change into good clothes!" Gan Bairen shouted.
After the handsome young man was untied, he wept and said: "So the general is such a good person, I knew it was like this, so I didn't hide."
Gan Bairen hurriedly said: "Oh, it's just because of the different positions. In fact, I also respect the city lord very much. I don't want him to go just like that... Sigh, otherwise I will treat him well."
When the beautiful boy heard the news of his father's death, he was overwhelmed with grief and cried: "Father... Father... I don't know if he has left anything for me to miss!"
Gan Bairen brought a treasured sword and said, "My treasured sword has also fought this sword several times. I know its preciousness. So I also kept it."
"Ah..." The handsome young man recognized the knife, and burst into tears, "It is indeed father's knife!"
Gan Bairen handed the knife to the beautiful young man, but saw that the beautiful young man's hands were trembling, and he almost couldn't even hold the knife - that's no wonder, the knife was made of fine steel, so it was very heavy.The beautiful boy cried even more bitterly: "If I hadn't been indulging in a life of rich clothes and fine food, even if I couldn't help my father a little, at least I could afford his knife!"
Seeing the handsome boy like this, Gan Bairen felt even more affectionate, so he approached him and put his arms around his shoulders, mopping his hands and expressing his condolences.Just as he was embracing the beautiful young man, the fragile and beautiful young man suddenly pulled out the saber, and the heavy precious saber seemed to be as light as a piece of paper in his hand, and easily pierced Gan Bairen's chest.Fortunately, Gan Bairen is a battle-tested man, and his acuity is naturally inferior to ordinary people. When he heard the sound of swords fighting, he hurriedly retreated, but his flesh was still cut, and the blood trickled out, soaking most of it immediately. Clothes, skin and flesh turned out, bones exposed bloody - it can be seen how ruthless the handsome young man was, if he was too late to react for a moment, his chest would have been pierced.
Seeing that he missed a hit, the handsome young man continued to fight, but at this moment the soldiers were alarmed, and the two soldiers stepped forward to protect the master, shouting "there is an assassin", attracting many guards.No matter how excellent the martial arts is, the beautiful young man is exhausted after being away for many days, and now he is hard to beat with two fists and four hands, and he was quickly captured.Gan Bairen was sent to recuperate.
He He'er couldn't help sighing: "Tsk, this young man is too uneducated. Now that it's all like this, why don't you suffer a little bit more physically? If you want a vigilant man to have no entourage, no armor, and no defense, It can only be 'at that time'."
"'Physical disadvantage'? 'At that time'?" Tong Tu asked, "What do you mean?"
He He'er gave him a disgusted look, and said, "You lost your virginity!"
Mr. Tu Hu asked, "What is losing one's body?"
He Heer replied: "Just like the young master, the body is inserted by another person's organ that can stand up, do you understand?"
"Understood." Mr. Tu Hu nodded, "Then why is that the time when men are most defenseless?"
He He'er said: "This kind of thing is hard for an impotent immortal like you to understand."
"Impotence...?" Mr. Tong Tuhu obviously has no common sense.
He He'er replied: "It's just that the little bird can't fly, understand?"
Mr. Tuhu replied: "Can you understand? So yours can fly?"
"I..." He He'er raised his head and said, "Of course I can. I can fly high enough to masturbate."
Tu Hujun suddenly reached out to He He'er's crotch, grabbed it casually, nodded and said solemnly: "Sure enough."
At that time, He He'er's face was already flushed red.
Mr. Tu Hu didn't know why and said, "But yours is so small."
He He'er's face suddenly turned from red to green, and his whole face turned blue with anger: "What's the use of being big? Look at yours, it's too big and useless, and it's too big to be used as a decoration!"
Generally, men will be very angry when they are said to be small or useless, which is normal.But Mr. Tongtuhu is too cultivated as a fairy, so it doesn't matter.One is that he is not small, but also very big, and the other is that it is useless if it is useless, and he can't think of what to do with it.Judging from his observation of Gan Bairen, he always feels that this obscene thing is a weapon to hurt people, and it is better not to use it.
But He He'er seemed annoyed that others said he was young, so to express his apology, Mr. Tuhu comforted him: "It's okay, the more you touch it, the bigger it gets."
He He'er's face turned from the green light to the red light again, red to the ears, and cursed: "Don't touch it!"
Mr. Tuhu had no choice but to withdraw his hand.He He'er blushed and turned around, hurried back to the room, clutching the raised tent, feeling very embarrassed.He He'er again secretly scolded himself for being greedy for the beauty of Tong Tu, being touched twice like this, is he worthy of his elder brother?
It's just that He He'er still had to deal with it. He only held the thing with both hands and stroked it up and down.At that time, he smelled a faint fragrance, and He He'er hurriedly turned his head, only to see Mr. Tuhu staring at him curiously.He He'er was so frightened that he softened, and hurriedly shouted: "Why did you follow here?"
Mr. Tong Tuhu said innocently: "You didn't say you won't let me follow you."
He He'er gritted his teeth and said, "Then let me tell you now, when I masturbate, I don't want anyone to be by my side!"
"Masturbation?" Mr. Tuhu thought for a while, and suddenly realized, "You don't need to say it this time, I understand, this column is a 'pipe', and you just masturbated it, it is a 'masturbation'."
He He'er forced a smile and said, "Master Xianjun, you are so smart! I admire you so much!"
Mr. Tong Tuhu actually took this as a compliment: "It's absurd praise."
He He'er fastened his trouser belt and said, "I'll go see how that young master is doing."
Tong Tu Hujun said: "I will go too."
He He'er arrived at the place where the young master of the city was being held, but saw that the young master of the city was thrown into prison, but he was still very healthy, and no one bullied him. Presumably, Gan Bairen was determined to insult him after he recovered, so he ordered People don't hurt him.
Seeing that he was safe for the time being, He He'er felt relieved, and said, "Let's go see how that Gan Bairen is doing."
The two sneaked into Gan Bairen's room incognito.Gan Bairen's wound has been treated and is being bandaged.The military doctor said to him: "The people in Lijiacheng are famous for their toughness, why are you so careless?"
Gan Bairen said: "Alas...how did I know that such a delicate little beauty is so fierce!"
The military doctor sneered and said, "With a knife on Sezi's head, I don't think you will die on the battlefield, you will definitely die on the gauze bed!"
Gan Bairen coughed twice, and said, "That's not bad, being a ghost is fun."
The military doctor sneered and said, "Don't worry, after you die, I will definitely cut off your evil roots, so that there will be no more lecherous ghosts in the world to harass the good people."
Gan Bairen said: "You are too cruel."
The military doctor replied: "If you are not ruthless, you will become a doctor, especially a military doctor."
Gan Bairen sighed: "I'm half dead, can't you be soft-hearted and give me a lick of my cock?"
The military doctor replied, "Are you using a knife?"
Gan Bairen was stunned for a moment, and said, "Forget it."
The military doctor resigned.Not long after he resigned, he saw the young master come in with tears in his eyes.Seeing Gan Bairen lying on the bed, the young master cried, "Uncle, what's wrong with you?"
Gan Bairen said: "I'm fine, just a little scratch."
But the young master said dejectedly: "Did you get cut because you wanted to rape Mr. Li Jiacheng?"
Gan Bairen quickly denied: "No! I'm not going to rape him! I'm going to fuck him well."
The young master's eyes were even more gloomy, and he said, "Is it the same as you did to me back then?"
Gan Bairen said: "Young master, what do you want to say?"
The young master wept and said: "Is it not enough to have me alone?"
"Why does this young master look like a bitch?" He He'er couldn't help being angry, "Go back to Stockholm!"
Mr. Tong Tuhu asked: "What's the matter 'dead brother touch'?"
He He'er thought for a while, and explained: "It's just...'becoming a minion for a tiger'."
"Oh, being a minion for a tiger..."
For an illiterate immortal who has no common sense, He He'er has already started to automatically turn on the fooling mode: "It means that some people were bitten to death by a tiger, and it's fine if they don't hate them, and they are willing to be his bitch after being a ghost , so it is called 'prostitution for the tiger'."
Mr. Tong Tuhu frowned: "Isn't it for the tiger? Isn't the minion a kind of ghost?"
He He'er said angrily: "You know and still ask!"
"I didn't ask..."
"Uh..." He He'er thought back, "It seems that I really didn't ask..."
At this time, a servant came in with medicine, and the young master ordered him to put the medicine down.The young master left the bed and went to the table to get the medicine. When he was taking the medicine, he secretly took a small packet of powder from his sleeve and poured it into the medicine bowl.
He He'er narrowed his eyes and said, "I was in Stockholm just now, but now love has turned into hate?" Could the plot be a little too jumpy?
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