Lost Guide

Yi Sandu was a little startled: "Okay?... Are you ready?"

Li Yu nodded hurriedly: "Okay! Good morning!"

He He'er was stunned for a moment, and said: "No wonder my waist is not sore, my legs are not hurting, and I still have energy all over my body. So I got better early? When did that happen?"

Li Yu replied: "Isn't that when you were pierced by a branch of coral? It's probably because you have a blood bond with that fairy, so his painstaking efforts brought you back to life."

He He'er was stunned and said: "No wonder his heart stopped beating suddenly. So he gave it to me?"

"That's it." Li Yu explained, "This red coral tree is red, the red blood returns to the heart, and it has a thousand years of spirituality. so good."

He He'er didn't know what to say, so he could only praise: "This tree uncle is really amazing." It's amazing to be able to perform an instant heart transplant.

Li Yu smiled flatteringly at Yi Sandu again, and said, "But you don't have to worry about Xianjun, anyway, you are not a mortal, you can still live without a heart."

"What do you need to say?" Yi Sandu spat, and punched Li Yu in the face again, "You bastard! You know he's healed, but you still give me a problem? Are you kidding me?" Son!"

He He'er couldn't help casting a condemning look at him.

Then Li Yu hurriedly argued: "I just wanted to give him some advice because I saw that the god was unresolved..."

Yi Sandu said angrily: "Who are you? Still calling!"

Li Yu couldn't stop begging for mercy, and said, "I'm sorry! I didn't expect you, immortal, to have such a clear mind and strong hands-on ability, that's why I offended you! I'm sorry! I was wrong!"

Yi Sandu kicked Li Yu, and said, "Okay, I won't pursue you anymore. I just ask, are there any sequelae? He won't die suddenly again, right?"

Li Yu said: "No."

Yi Sandu said: "If something goes wrong with him, I'll come back and chop you up for sashimi!"

Li Yu hurriedly said: "How can I guarantee it! Although he won't die of old age, I can't guarantee it for accidents!"

He He'er thought to himself: The doctor-patient relationship is really tense.

Yi Sandu gave Li Yu a cold look, then pulled He He'er away.Seeing the figure of Yi Sandu getting far away, Li Yu wiped the sweat from his forehead, and Amitabha said, finally sent the bully away.

He Heer said to Yi Sandu: "You are really bold, how dare you act wild in Penglai."

Yi Sandu smiled softly and said, "It's not for you."

He He'er didn't feel sweet at all, and just said: "Your nature is like this."

Yi Sandu sighed, and said: "Immortals love to hold their hands, and they also like to fool people to maintain a sense of superiority. These Taoists are similar. They started to put on airs before they became immortals. I also teach them on behalf of the gods. That’s all. The latest chapter comes from”

He He'er smiled and said, "You didn't even ask Tongtu if he would like to be represented by you."

"Him? Forget it!" Yi San said poisonously, "With his elm head, I don't know how long it will take to make that shameless Taoist let go."

He He'er thought so, so he commented on Taoist Li Yu: "Actually, I have wanted to beat him for a long time."

If you ask a person, you have many ways to soften his heart. Of course, only one or two of the methods are usually correct, so those who are unlucky or do not understand enough often encounter a lot of obstacles.And if you want to hit someone, then...just hit him.In order to achieve their wishes, the Three Poisons of Yi always take direct and effective but uncivilized methods.

Yi Sandu was swimming leisurely, and said to He He'er: "Actually, what Li Yu said is also reasonable, that elm head really needs to be opened up..."

He He'er said: "If you want to enlighten him, you don't need to threaten my life! Just show him Zhang Xiaoxian."

Yi Sandu asked: "Who is Zhang Xiaoxian?"

"..." He He'er was silent for a while, then said, "Don't worry about it."

Yi Sandu said, "Feel like writing a book?"

He He'er was stunned for a moment, and said, "You are so smart! How did you guess that?"

"You said 'look at Zhang Xiaoxian'. I think she is either an actress or a book writer. Since she is enlightening people, she probably wrote a book. That's all speculation."

He He'er said: "You are so smart. Then did you guess what she wrote?"

Yi Sandu said confidently: "Lawful books!"

He He'er said helplessly: "I don't want to share this with Tu either."

Yi Sandu said: "That's right, he's already opened it."

"..." He He'er really didn't know how to respond.

Yi Sandu continued slowly: "Not only has he opened his orifices, but he has also opened his meat."

"You..." He He'er said, "You are the one who wrote obscene books!"

The three poisons of mind said: "I am the one who commits adultery."

"...Okay, you're obscene." He He'er really couldn't be as immoral as Yi Sandu, so he could only surrender and admit defeat.

Yi Sandu said slowly: "Don't worry, from now on I will only treat you—"

"Enough!" He He'er cut off, "No need to go on, I understand."

Yi Sandu said: "Do you really understand? Do you really understand my intention?"

"I completely understand what you mean." He He'er said, "But, when you want to express your feelings next time, can you stop talking about 'that' topic?"

"What kind of topic?" Yi Sandu blinked and asked.

"It's just..." He He'er said, "It's all right!"

Yi Sandu said: "We are all men, we should understand that if we want to have something for a person, it will naturally mean 'that aspect', otherwise we might as well be eunuchs."

He Heer said righteously: "Don't discriminate against the disabled." There are also some disabled eunuchs who can play props PLAY!Even sexual impotence has its spring, science and technology are advanced, human beings are progressing, and the wisdom of the working people is infinite!

After the two went ashore, they saw the blue sky on the blue sea again. There were white clouds floating on the blue sky. The white clouds set off Tong Tu Hujun's white clothes, which was very beautiful.

No matter how long he has been with Mr. Tuhu, He He'er still has a feeling of amazement when he looks at him - how can he be so, so beautiful!It's such a beautiful woman who just had a [[-] words omitted here] with me!

He He'er kicked the pebbles on the ground, and looked at Tongtu Hujun's back, at this moment, Tongtu Hujun also turned his head, stretched out his hand gracefully, and said, "He'er, come here. "

He He'er walked over obediently, approaching the fragrant Tongtu Hujun, watching Tongtu Hujun's pink lips slowly open and close: "He'er, you said before that you should forget what happened to us , actually, I want you to remember. Let's all remember, shall we?"

He He'er said rather shyly: "You mean you turned me over and inserted XX into my cock, then turned it over for two and a half weeks and then moved the piston N times?"

Mr. Tuhu was silent for a while, and said: "You can forget about the part of stirring for two and a half weeks."

He Heer hurriedly said: "Why? This is a very good memory! It's great!"

Then, Mr. Tong Tuhu didn't talk to He He'er all day.