Lost Guide

Because Yi Sandu has a clear understanding of his own feelings and is never ashamed to express his shamelessness, he can get more attention from He Heer in this regard.On the contrary, Mr. Tuhu is still hazy about love, so he is secretly jealous and doesn't know it.

Mr. Tong Tuhu was lying on the bed sullenly, his body was covered with white satin and gauze which was as clean as moonlight, but his face was still somewhat depressed.He He'er came back after stealing some grapes from outside, and seeing Mr. Tuhu like this, he sat beside him and wanted to share some grapes with him.Turning his head away from Mr. Tuhu, he said, "I won't eat."

"If you don't eat it, I'll eat it!" He He'er ate a few by himself, and sat down beside Tu Hujun, "Why don't you eat it? It's delicious!"

"This tongue-in-cheek meaning is meaningless to me." Mr. Tuhu sat up straight and said, "I am not the same as you."

He He'er was stunned for a moment, and said, "What do you mean by that? What do you mean by being different?"

Mr. Tuhu did not answer.

He He'er rushed forward suddenly, and Mr. Tuhu was startled, and dodged reflexively. He He'er's head hit the bed board all of a sudden, screaming in pain.Mr. Tongtu Hu hurriedly said, "What's wrong with you?"

He Heer covered his head and said, "Why are you hiding from me?"

Tong Tu Hujun said: "Not at all."

However, He He'er saw that Mr. Tuhu's attitude was a bit awkward. After thinking for a while, he said, "In Tinglu's cave, I was about to die. You saved me, thank you very much."

Mr. Tuhu didn't know what He He'er said for a moment, he just replied stiffly: "It is right to save people."

——You dare to do that with me just to save lives, right?Just fuck me alone to build a seven-level pagoda, right?I... I was so shy once!His reflex arc is like that of a dinosaur, so now he remembered that the way to save me was a bit wrong, so he made trouble for me!It was my fault!

He He'er gritted his teeth and said, "I understand." After speaking, he ran away, walking all the way back to his tent.

He He'er comforted herself as she walked: she had expected too much, but that guy Tongtu had a low EQ and didn't understand anything.I don't blame him.What's more, he is a heartless god.Doing that kind of thing is also trying to save me.It's all because of my affectation and wasted expression.Blame it on the setting of this world is too bloody, why do you have to fuck to save it?After all, it's society's fault!

"Master Gao!"

He He'er was stunned for a moment, before he realized it, he hurriedly turned his head, and saw a rather kind-faced attendant.The attendant stood with his hands down, and said, "Lord Gao, Queen Gao Zhun is here to invite you."

Gao Bihao's tent is quite spacious, and there is also a beautiful couch.It seems that in order to show the sincerity of the alliance and the generosity of the host, the King of the North gave him all the good things.When Gao Bihao saw He He'er, he said, "My lord, it's really hard work for you. How did Wanjun Cliff collapse? But it has something to do with monsters?"

He He'er then said: "Indeed, because Lord Gao Man passed away, the seal was weakened."

Gao Bihao's face showed worry: "He is a monster, so he escaped, isn't it a catastrophe?"

He He'er coughed twice, then straightened her chest, shook the feather fan in her hand, and said, "The queen-to-be is too worried. Forget that Ting Lu runs fast, otherwise I will burn him into a suckling pig! Don't worry, I will definitely He will be captured and handed over to the queen-to-be."

After hearing this, Gao Bihao said: "The national teacher is indeed extraordinary. Then I will wait for the good news."

He He'er nodded when he heard the words, and said: "But as soon as Tinglu heard my reputation and smelled my warm breath in the breeze, she turned pale and ran away. Time really can't dig out this cunning monster."

Gao Bihao said, "Then what should I do?"

"Don't be afraid!" He He'er shook the feather fan, looking confident, "I have a plan!"

Gao Bihao asked: "What is the strategy of the national teacher?"

He He'er said: "Tinglu hated Gao Manjun so much that even if he died, he would still be crushed to the point of ashes..."

Gao Bihao said, "Yes? This is just your guess, right?"

——This was said by Ting Lu himself.For this reason, Tinglu almost killed He He'er as well.

"It's true..." He He'er said, "I...I can feel it. You don't understand this advanced sixth sense."

Gao Bihao said quickly, "Well, you are indeed an expert. I would like to hear more about it."

He He'er said: "Actually, I have occupied Gao Manjun's body for so long, and it is not a good strategy. I have decided to return Gao Manjun's body, and from now on I will throw it into the Fire Bird Forest and become the royal family's secret guard. Then, the queen-to-be can Announce the news of Gao Manjun's death, and transport his body back to the capital for cremation. Gao Manjun is a big man, news of his death will inevitably spread throughout the world, and Tinglu should appear when he knows about it."

Gao Bihao agreed with the announcement of Gao Manjun's death.Once Gao Manjun died, there would be no one in the court who could challenge Gao Bihao.If He He'er switched to underground work, he would not fight for power with him, so he was naturally more at ease, but he didn't care whether this plan would work or not.

And He He'er's thinking is that since he has recovered his physical body, he doesn't bother to pretend to be someone else.Only by announcing Gao Manjun's death can He He'er be himself again.And since he broke away from the status of Gao Manjun, he can also easily stand in the same camp as Tu Hujun.Even though being with Mr. Tuhu made him a little sad, he still decided not to make an enemy of him.

He He'er told Mr. Tongtu Hu about his strategy, but Mr. Tongtu Hu didn't object.It's just that Mr. Tuhu was a little weird. He looked at He He'er's face and said, "He'er, are you unhappy?"

——I treat you as a gay friend, and you treat me as a gay friend, can I not be sad?

He He'er smiled and said, "No, I'm quite happy."

But Mr. Tuhu said: "I don't think that's the case with you. Did what I said last night annoy you?"

He He'er coughed dryly twice, telling himself not to dream of being sentimental, so he said: "No, I'm just a little tired."

"But……"

"Since our plan has been agreed, I'll go eat first." After speaking, He He'er hurriedly left the camp.

"But..." Seeing that He He'er had left, Mr. Tuhu said quietly, "You ate just now..."

The coffin was ready, and the funeral procession was also ready. A group of people hurried back to the capital with gongs and drums. During the period, they stopped and walked, looked at the mountains and water, and rested every time they passed a scenic spot to buy souvenirs. Delay it as long as you can, lest Ting Lu won't be able to destroy it in time.

After arriving in the capital, He He'er couldn't help feeling a big headache: "Is there a mistake? Let alone monsters, there is not even a bandit along the way! Is the law and order in Shuo Kingdom so good?"

Tong Tu Hujun said: "In such a big battle, if you rob it, it will take a lot of effort, and it is a serious crime of beheading, but what you get is only a corpse. Except for Que Tinglu, naturally no one will come to rob."

He He'er said: "You don't have to analyze it rationally. I'm afraid that Ting Lu is also rational. Knowing that this is a trap, I would rather hold back the resentment in my heart and not come."

Tong Tu Hujun said: "This is obviously a trap, and he should know it. But since he hates Gao Manjun so much, I believe that with his radical personality, he probably won't miss it."

He Heer asked: "Are you sure?"

Nod with Mr. Tuhu.

He Heer said: "I suddenly thought of a question. Since I have lost the skin of Gao Manjun, there is no need for me to pretend to be Gao Manjun, right? I have just died once, and it is very uncomfortable to pretend to be a dead body." It's auspicious." In fact, I just don't want to lie down and be burned.

Tong Tuhu said: "Do you want me to pretend?"

"You are so dignified and quiet, it is most suitable to pretend to be a dead person."

Lord Gao Man is a fire witch, so the shroud must also be red and cremated.Once a person is cremated, he can only become ashes. No matter how powerful Ting Lu is, he can't beat the ashes!That's why He He'er thought that Ting Lu would show up regardless of her unhealed injuries and steal Gao Manjun's "corpse".

Gao Manjun's white hair was scattered, and he was wearing fiery red clothes, lying on the cremation altar.This altar is built with Shuo Kingdom's unique thousand-year-old burning wood. The burning wood will burn when it encounters fire. The flame burned by it is the reddest flame in the world, and it can melt gold and iron in an instant. It is the treasure tree of Shuo Kingdom. .Gao Manjun lay quietly on it.Holding the torch, He He'er thought to himself: "Why hasn't that guy come yet? I'm really going to burn it!"

The officials on the side said to He He'er: "My lord, are you going to light the fire?"

He He'er said: "Nod your head! Go eat first!"

The official was stunned for a moment, and said, "How about... how about ordering and eating?"

"Lighting a fire is a very sacred thing! It must be done with a full stomach!" He He'er said, excitedly waving the torch in his hand, just passing the burning wood altar.The burning wood had an extremely low ignition point, just rubbed it like this, and it burned up with a bang, the flame was as red as blood, almost blinding He He'er's dog eyes.

"Fuck! It's on fire!" He He'er said in surprise, "Hurry up and put out the fire!"

The official was stunned: "Well... how about eating first?"