Lost Guide

"You want to..." He He'er couldn't react for a moment, "Do you want to...?"

Red Clothes Three Poisons said: "Fuck you."

"Do you want to 'draft' any document?" I must have heard it wrong, I must have heard it wrong... Ah, maybe he has a local accent in his Mandarin!

Hongyi Sandu smiled and said calmly: "You know what I mean."

"..." Looking at his obscene smile, you can tell what he wants to do!But... why?Alas, it's all the fault of Gao Manjun's mother!Why the hell did Gao Manjun give birth to Gao Manjun so handsomely, so that the bloodthirsty thief in red and three poisons had strange desires!

Red Clothes and Three Poisons said: "Didn't you say that you can give up your personal feelings for the sake of the country? Then it shouldn't be a problem for me to fuck you for ten or eight days for a year or so."

He Heer hurriedly said: "Be clear! Is it 'ten days and eight days' or 'one and a half years'?" Before he finished speaking, He Heer realized that his focus was wrong...

The red-clothed three-drug Xie Mei smiled and said, "That depends on whether you can fuck well or not, and whether you can bear it or not."

——It's hard to say whether it's good or not. With Gao Manjun's ice-cold physique and Chrysanthemum who gave birth to children, I'm afraid it won't be much better.But it’s hard to fuck... By the way, there are countless people who have been fucked by the three poisons, but all of them were fucked to death... And... and the three poisons are specially used to pick chrysanthemums from Taoists, and suck their cultivation base by the way... ...Could it be...Could it be that the Red Clothes and Three Poisons didn't fancy Gao Manjun's mother who gave birth to such a handsome son, but my cultivation?

He He'er looked at the three poisons in red, and couldn't help but think "you're super cheap" to him: Poison, so poisonous!Not only has one more alliance partner, one more assistant with magic power, one more object to vent out on such a handsome granny, but also one more stove for practicing kung fu!

Red Clothes Three Poisons smiled and said, "What? How do you think about it?"

He He'er also gave him a charming smile, but didn't speak.

The three poisons in red said again: "If you don't agree, it's fine, just let our prince be the queen of your country. It's a pity that your disciple Gao Bihao will be wronged."

He He'er smiled slightly, and said: "The matter is very important, let me send a letter back to ask the king's will."

The three poisons in red clicked their tongues, and said, "Really, I thought you were so loyal and patriotic to the emperor. If you pass this matter back to the court, wouldn't that put your monarch in a dilemma? One side has never been through the door. Madam, one side is an important matter of forming an alliance... Besides, your disciples will be very embarrassed, right? There is obviously a way to disturb and trouble less people, and it is obviously a matter that you can solve by opening your thighs."

——My thigh is coated with super glue and can't open it!Bite me!

He He'er resorted to the all-powerful answer in history: "Hehe."

The three poisons in red said: "Forget it, I also know that the chrysanthemum of the wizard is very delicate. Then I will wait for the good news."

"No." He He'er pointed at the tent door with his red feather fan.

"Farewell..." The red-clothed three poisons bowed slightly and left the camp.

He He'er thought to himself: I heard that the Northern King has adopted many sons, all of whom are good-looking, and they are regarded as good gifts by the Northern King, so the rumors are true.The adopted son before King Bei was sent to Gan Bairen to play as a military prostitute. It seems that he doesn't value his adopted sons very much.Letting one of his adoptive sons be the queen of Shuo this time is really cheap for him.But I am very interested to see how Gao Bihao will accept the move.

He Heer repaired a letter, then summoned Huo Niao and ordered Huo Niao to send the letter back to the capital of Shuo Kingdom.Is Gao Bihao going to be the imperial concubine, or is he determined not to give in?

He He'er frowned suddenly, and asked Huo Niao, "Where is this thirty li westward?"

Firebird was stunned for a moment, and said, "It's Wanjunya."

"Wan Junya..." He He'er pondered for a while before saying, "Bring me the letter, I will rewrite it."

He He'er wrote a new letter and handed it to Huo Niao, saying: "Be sure to send it to Queen Gao Zhun as soon as possible."

The fire bird replied: "Yes, the envoy of God."

After hearing the news of Gao Manjun's death, Huo Niao calmed down after being sad for a while, and also confirmed that He He'er was sent by Huangli, so he respectfully called He He'er "God's Envoy" and obeyed.Facing Huo Niao's reverent gaze, He He'er often felt a lot of pressure.

He He'er walked out of the tent, walked all the way to the river, scooped up a handful of water to wash his face.After washing his face, he saw white snow and dead branches reflected on the surface of the river, as well as a snow-white figure.

He He'er raised his head and said, "Xian Jun also came to wash his face?"

Tu Hujun looked down at him and said, "Please don't worry about what 'I' said just now."

"Just now 'you'..." He He'er chuckled and said, "Which 'you' is it?"

Mr. Tong Tuhu said sullenly, "Don't you know that 'we' are different?"

He He'er saw that although Mr. Tu Hu had a sullen face, his ear tips were slightly red, obviously shy, and He He'er suddenly felt that the reddish white ears were as delicious as Yunpian cake.He He'er stood up, put one hand on Tongtu Hujun's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Xianjun..."

Mr. Tong Tuhu watched him put the hand on his shoulder, frowned and said, "Don't touch me!"

"I didn't touch... I just wiped my hands after washing." He He'er turned the back of his hand and wiped it lightly, and said, "If it's you, Xianjun, I don't mind."

Tongtu Hujun said with red ears: "Presumptuous!"

The more Mr. Tuhu is like this, the more excited He He'er is, and he touched his chin with a wicked smile and said, "Xianjun, you belong to the wind, but I belong to the fire. If the two cultivated together, it would really stir up the flames and sweep the forest of the volcano." The army is like a rolling mat..." He He'er was startled to realize that he had revealed some amazing facts—could it be that the three poisons were trying to do this?

That's right, the three poisons have returned to their true bodies, and there is no need to do such insidious things as picking yin.He took a fancy to He Heer's Pure Fire Spirit, and planned to double cultivate with He Heer!

"Did you promise?"

When He He'er heard the difference in voice, she hurriedly raised her head, and sure enough, she saw that her clothes had turned red, and Tongtu's beautiful face had also turned flirtatious.

——How do you change?Why don't you learn from Sailor Moon, yell before transforming and spend a few minutes transforming, so that we have sufficient mental preparation time...

He He'er was so startled that he quickly moved his hand away from his shoulder, but he moved his hand a little before he was caught by San Du.Sandu smiled slightly and said, "Don't you want to wipe your hands? It's not done yet!"

——Not done yet?You haven't fucked me yet!

He He'er watched helplessly as his hands were being caressed by the three poisons, and goosebumps fell all over the floor.The three poisons in red took out a thin piece of silk, and carefully wiped the moisture between He Heer's fingers.

He He'er wanted to hold back, but the three poisons in red said, "You belong to fire, so much moisture is not good."

"You...you are so salty and wet, I can't get close to you." He He'er replied.

Red Clothes and Three Poisons laughed and said, "You are so sad! Aren't 'him' and I the same person? Why is there such a difference in treatment?"

He He'er said: "He is pure and clean, but you are covered in filth. I have a cleanliness habit."

The three poisons in red said: "You are the only treasure of his incomprehensible style."

He He'er replied indifferently: "If there is nothing else, I will go back to rest first."

He He'er hadn't walked away for a few steps, but the mountain shook suddenly, almost unsteady on his feet, but he still stopped.He didn't want to fall into the arms of the red clothes and three poisons, and then the TV drama-style rotating BGM sounded.A huge shock came from the ground, disturbing the surrounding birds.I saw countless snow-white frigid birds flying on the snow-capped ground, flying towards the white clouds in the sky one after another.The center of the earth radiated huge magic power, causing the ground to shake unbearably, and the thick snow was actually shaken to pieces.

He He'er hurriedly collected his mind, formed a mudra with his hands, and silently recited a mantra in his heart to stabilize himself.

The three poisons in red have come back from bleach, and Mr. Tuhu said in shock: "This is..."

He He'er didn't answer, because his mouth was busy chanting mantras.

Before Mr. Tuhu could ask a complete sentence, he felt a huge vibration coming from the ground, which made both of their feet numb.I saw that there were not small ice and snow splashed from the sky, not as small and easy to melt as natural ice and snow.That's all, there are snow-covered rocks falling from the sky!The people on the ground let out desperate exclamations - no one will be spared when such dense rocks fall down like rain and snow!I'm afraid everyone will be buried in this weird natural disaster!

Mr. Tong Tuhu raised his big sleeves like white clouds, his palms glowed, and he lifted out the kamikaze barrier, and saw a fierce cyclone formed above the camp, blocking the falling rocks.

The people in the camp couldn't help being overjoyed when they saw that they had come back from a desperate situation, and they even regarded Mr. Tong Tuhu as their god.