Lost Guide

"Why is the door locked?" Seeing that the door could not be opened, Wan Shijie kicked the door open and rushed into the room. His movements were really neat.As soon as everyone rushed in, they could smell the smell of love in the room, but this is also normal, after all, it is a new house.I saw the village flower crying until the pear blossoms were raining, and said: "The wine has been drugged, isn't it!"

The aunt hurriedly picked up the cup, licked it, and said, "It's 'Dong Er Sao San'! Women who eat become prostitutes, men who eat become cheap!"

——Lick it and you'll know it!Very professional!

He He'er's admiration for the aunt spontaneously arises.

"I was confused...so I thought..." Murakami burst into tears, "I thought it was you..."

Everyone's face changed drastically after hearing this.

——What a tragedy!Has the bride been drugged to OOXX?

He He'er didn't know how to persuade her.

"I thought it was you..." Murakami cried to the groom on the bed.

Wan Yanye hurriedly said, "It's me! It's me!"

"Don't lie to me!" Murakami suddenly picked up the knife and said, "My innocence is ruined, I can't survive in this world, let me die!"

"Don't be impulsive!" He He'er and others hurriedly yelled.

"Don't come here! Or I'll die right away!" Murakami put the knife on her slender neck with tears in her eyes, and everyone dared not move forward.

The village flower cried pear blossoms with rain: "Unexpectedly, on the wedding night...the groom...isn't the person I love the most..."

"No, it's me!" Wan Yanye blushed and shouted again, "It's me who got fucked!"

"Eh?" Murakami was stunned.

Everyone was also stunned.

He He'er, who was used to the unfolding of the plot, was the first to react, and hurriedly asked the village flower: "Ma'am, is there something wrong with you?"

Murakami shook her head in confusion, and said, "Fortunately...just a little dizzy..."

He He'er picked up the cup that was not licked by the aunt, and said, "Is this cup yours?"

"Yes……"

He He'er handed the cup to the aunt, and the aunt licked it again, and said, "This cup contains ordinary drugs!"

——Fortunately, my aunt was only in ancient times. If it were in modern times, the forensics department would be unemployed.

He He'er then said: "The bride's food is drugged, but the groom's food is..."

Wan Yanye snatched the knife and said, "My innocence is ruined, I can't survive in this world, let me die!"

"Don't be impulsive!" He He'er and others hurriedly yelled.

The village flower said again: "Master, calm down! I will never despise you, you are still a pure and pure man in my heart!"

"But..." Wan Yanye said, "Mother, I don't want to become the man you hate the most for being stabbed, I... I am not filial to my child!"

"No!" The aunt yelled hurriedly, "It's okay! It's not bad to poke it, it should be used as a bowel cleanser, right?"

Wan Shishi stepped forward silently, kicked the knife out of Wan Yanye's hand, and then knocked Wan Yanye unconscious with a hand knife.He He'er sighed: "You still need to know martial arts to be an official? It seems that Zhacheng is really chaotic."

Wan Shijie said: "It's just learning a few self-defense tricks, I'm laughing at you."

He He'er thought to himself: This person is really... Just now, the village flower was about to commit suicide, and I didn't see you being so powerful in martial arts.

Wan Shijie said: "Brother is emotionally unstable right now, I think it would be safer for him to sleep with me."

The aunt wept and said: "That's right, if he goes crazy, only you can subdue him."

Wan Shishi turned his head to look at the village flower again, and said, "Sister-in-law, don't you mind?"

Cunhua shook her head and said, "Uncle can make up his mind. Me too... I have no idea..."

The aunt cried: "Who the hell is doing such a dastardly thing!"

He He'er said, "Why are the windows locked?"

Murura looked at the door and said, "Yes..."

Mr. Tong Tuhu said: "This is strange, the doors and windows are locked, so how did the murderer get in and out?"

He He'er, who watched a lot of detective movies, immediately flashed the words "secret room crime incident" in his mind.Could it be that what Jin Tianyi encountered was a murder in a secret room, and what he encountered was a traitor in a secret room?Do you need such a classic?

Murakami said: "Since the doors and windows are locked, isn't it... ghosts who can go in and out?"

As soon as the aunt heard it, she howled loudly: "Oh my god! My son's place was broken by a ghost!"

Murakami persuaded: "Don't say it so loudly..."

Mr. Tong Tu Hu said: "If it is a ghost, is it necessary to prescribe medicine? I am afraid it is pretending to be a ghost to cover up..."

He He'er pulled Tong Tu Hujun and said: "Zihu, do you think you should catch him yourself? Don't talk nonsense, kid!"

Village flower said: "Don't do that, I think what this kid said is very reasonable."

But He He'er said: "It's better to let the professionals come, and call the arresters to come quickly."

"No!" The aunt said decisively, "If you call the police, won't everyone know that my son was broken by a prostitute on the wedding night?"

Mr. Tuhu said, "But..."

"There is no 'but'!" He He'er grabbed Mr. Tuhu and said, "This is a family matter, so don't interrupt."

After hearing this, the aunt felt that He He'er would be a man, so she said: "Oh, it was a happy day, how did you know that something like this happened. I'm too embarrassed to accept your gift money, so I'd better give it back to you. Next you I won’t charge you for as long as you like to stay, it’s an apology.”

--apologize?As a cover-up fee?Forget it, since she intends to cover my mouth with money, I'm too embarrassed to refuse a mother's love request...

"Then why are you so embarrassing?" He He'er dragged Tong Tu Hujun out and said, "Zihu and I are going back to sleep, take your time. Let's talk about gift money tomorrow, good night."

He He'er went back to the room with Tu Hujun.Mr. Tong Tuhu didn't understand very much: "Why does that aunt seem not to want to find out who the murderer is?"

"It's not that she doesn't want to investigate, but it's that she doesn't want to make things worse." He He'er pinched Tong Tu Hujun's face, and said, "People need shame, but family ugliness should not be exposed. Do you know what it means?"

Mr. Tuhu shook his head.

He He'er sighed: "I already know you don't know."

"What?" Tu Hujun asked blankly.

He Heer said: "Don't investigate further, the truth will only hurt more people. This is someone else's family business, so don't interfere."

Mr. Tu Hu frowned and said, "You will only hurt more people by telling the truth... Do you know the truth?"

"I..." He He'er sighed, "I know."

"How did you know?"

"Because this secret room trick has appeared many times in various mysteries, comics and TV dramas, it's really an old plot..." He He'er sighed.

Mr. Tuhu said curiously: "Although I don't know what you are talking about, you seem to be very powerful. Can you tell me the truth?"

He He'er paused, and said, "It's not that I can't tell you..."

"I understand what you mean..." Mr. Tuhu looked at He He'er's hesitant expression and said, "I won't say it, let alone tell Aunt Wan."

"That's good!" He He'er was relieved now, he knew that Mr. Tong Tuhu was a man of his word, so he told him in a low voice, "You said it was a 'secret room' because the doors and windows were locked...the windows were locked It's locked for all of us to see, but is the door really locked?"

"The door..." Mr. Tu Hu suddenly realized, "Wanshishi said the door was locked. You mean he lied that the door was locked, and then pretended to kick the door?"

He He'er chuckled and said, "I didn't say that."

Mr. Tuhu said: "Why does he want to rape his elder brother?"

He He'er said helplessly: "Probably the brother lured the younger brother to attack... But his elder brother's dignity and personality... probably because Wan Shishi has a strong brother-in-law complex, and he doesn't want to watch his elder brother marry a wife in vain, so he decided to marry him." Do something so obscene."

Mr. Tu Hu asked, "Brother love complex?"

"Well, brother love complex!" He Heer explained, "It is a psychological state of being extremely attached to one's elder brother, which is specifically manifested in feeling that one's elder brother is perfect, thinking that no one else is worthy of one's elder brother, and having a strong desire to possess one's elder brother etc."

After hearing this, Mr. Tuhu said, "Then you also have a strong brother-in-law complex."

"I..." He He'er was at a loss for words, and retorted after being dazed for a long time, "I have never raped my elder brother!"

"I don't think you have the guts." Mr. Tu Hu paused, and then said, "Then is brother love a disease?"

"This...it depends on the situation, of course it is very sick like Wanshishi." He Heer said again, "But me and my elder brother are very suitable."

Mr. Tong Tuhu blinked his eyes and asked, "Is it suitable?"

"When I was in love with my brother, it's not appropriate for him to be in love with my brother?" He He'er said confidently.

Tong Tu Hujun said: "Then why don't you get married?"

He He'er suddenly felt powerless: "None of your business."

Mr. Tong Tuhu pointed his fingers at the wall, and the cement wall became transparent like glass again. Wan Yanye was lying on the bed, and Wan Shijie was sitting beside the bed, looking at his elder brother affectionately. .Wan Yanye woke up slowly, and Wan Shijie supported him and said, "Brother, are you thirsty? I'll pour you tea."

"You pour the shit out of me!" Wan Yanye cursed.

Wan Shishi was stunned, but still greeted him with a smile: "What's wrong?"

Wan Yanye grabbed Wan Shishi's collar and said, "It's you, isn't it?"

If he wants to deny it, Wan Shishi naturally has thousands of reasons, but he doesn't want to deceive the man he loves the most, so he can only look at Wan Yanye with that very Qiong Yao-style sad eyes.Wan Yanye's face turned from red to white, and he let go of Wan Shijie's collar for a while, and said with trembling lips, "It's really you..."

Wan Shijie said: "Brother..."

"Don't call me big brother!" Wan Yanye gritted his teeth and said, "Why... why you? Why did you do this to me? Do you know shame? Do you know what human relations are?"