Really human!

Tang Mu habitually put his hands behind his back, while Xiaoguai looked at the two men in black with an innocent face. Even though the universe technology is very advanced, there is still no space equipment invented. They are very assured that these two people will not find out that they stole something.

"Frank, I think we can talk." The man in black, K, walked towards Xiaoguai. Frank was the name of the dog in front of Xiaoguai before he possessed him.

Before his footsteps approached, K found that the short boy was directly blocking in front of the dog, "He is my dog, you misunderstood him, he is called Xiaoguai." In English, Tang Mu used "HE" instead of "IT".

Reaching out to hug Xiaoguai directly into his arms, Tang Mu raised his head and stared into K's eyes.

"Hey, boy, listen, this is a major event related to the earth." The man in black approached friendlyly, and Tang Mu took a step back following his movements.

"What are you doing here?" K asked in another direction, "Jack has already left here, when did you smuggle to Earth?"

Tang Mu didn't pay attention, as long as he was nervous, his tail would shake vertically and slightly, and the tip of the tail had already exposed the overalls.

"Cat?" J reached out and took off Tang Mu's hat, a pair of trembling cat ears leaked out, Tang Mu held Xiaoguai in both hands, the space here was too small for him to dodge.

K has already taken out the communicator, "There is a cat person here, check the information on the cat's coming to Earth to see if there is no record of the cat giving birth to the earth, this cat can already transform."

"K, cat cubs can't transform, but Prince Ankali raised an Elvis Presley." Such words came from the communicator.

"Prince Ankali?"

K and J looked at each other, they had already given up on the dog boy, and approached Tang Mu unanimously.

Tang Mu hugged Xiaoguai tightly, he could feel Xiaoguai being irritable, and he also felt that Xiaoguai wanted to transform.

【It will be fine, at most, I will leave the trouble of Yinhe to them, be good, be quiet. 】It has to be said that Tang Mu's smooth hair will always be effective for Xiaoguai.

After comforting Xiaoguai, Tang Mu looked at the two men in black pitifully, and slowly retreated to the door, opened the door with one hand and walked out.

Outside the door, anyone who saw two big men in black forcing the young man who was about to cry step by step would doubt it, let alone this young man was holding a puppy.

Looking at the people slowly coming around, the ex-policeman explained to the people around him that this child is a child who ran away from home.

Obviously, the child's increasingly pitiful face made his words unbelievable.

"Well, what do you want?" K said, "If the galaxy is not found quickly, the earth will be in danger, and there is a bug looking for it."

"The earth will not be destroyed, but I have a condition." Tang Mu said, "Let me be your car and accelerate for a lap, then go to your base for a stroll, and finally, I'm going to outer space." Now that I'm here In the Men in Black movie, it would be a shame not to go to outer space.

"You ask too much." K approached Tang Mu.

"Hey, hey!" J stopped K, "Dude, get the things here first, this kid must know."

K nodded, now that there is Prince Ankali's cat, there is no need to ask the dog about the purpose of the Ankali aliens and bugs, this cat must know.

"Little friend, what's your name?" J stretched out his head and extended his hand kindly, "You can call me J, he's K."

"I'm Tang Mu." Tang Mu shook hands politely.

"Tom Cat?" J exclaimed, then let go of his hand, forced a smile on his face and said, "We agree to your terms, but you have to lead us to the Milky Way and tell us the purpose of the Ankali people."

"Deal." Tang Mu's pitiful expression instantly turned into a smile.

K reluctantly let the child carry the dog into the car, the child fastened the seat belt consciously, and then hugged the dog tightly with both hands, K directly turned on the button, the vehicle instantly deformed and accelerated, and after a while someone would come here to take the dog The memory of this point was replaced, and J, who was not wearing a seat belt, screamed directly.

"Wow! It's so exciting. You have to listen to music, go through a tunnel, and hang upside down to speed up." Tang Mu opened his mouth and yelled.

"Boy, you're asking too much." K didn't know why this kid was so aware of the equipment of the man in black, but he had already made a decision, after solving this matter, he must give this kid a memory replacement.

Despite thinking this way, K still walked through the tunnel according to Tang Mu's request, and J was turned upside down and supported in the car with an extremely painful expression.

Tang Mu was very excited sitting in the back of the car, Xiaoguai had already got into Tang Mu's clothes to eat tofu, Enen's tail was so sensitive, her ears were touched well, her skin was so tender...

After walking around for a long time, K and J took Tang Mu boy and the little dog to the headquarters of the man in black, which is also the place where the aliens are monitored and the aliens handle their departure.

"Okay, tell us about the Ankali people, bugs and the Milky Way, and then you can take the spaceship and leave the earth." K said seriously.

At this time, a warning sounded from the base of the men in black. The Ankali star threatened to hand over the Milky Way with the safety of the earth. If the Milky Way fell into the hands of the bugs, they would destroy the earth, and the time given was one hour.

"As soon as possible." K approached Tang Mu, this time the little boy shot K away without warning.

"Stay away from Mu." The little dog threatened, but he had already retracted his paws. He didn't like Mu being bullied, even if he was threatened.

"Little boy." Tang Mu stuffed Xiaoguai directly into his clothes, his chest was bulging, and he looked warily at the instantly hostile people around him.

J rubbed his eyes, "I was dazzled just now, that dog's paw...is as big as a dinosaur."

"No, it's not your illusion, this dog has mutated." K rubbed his waist and stood up, "Now tell us, what does the Milky Way mean on Orion's aperture?"

"Prince Ankali is the master of Elvis Presley. He is the guardian of the galaxy. Unexpectedly, the bug chased the earth and killed him. The Milky Way is on the aperture of Orion, and Orion is the star of Ankali for Elvis. The name, the aperture is your guess, it’s actually just a collar.” Then, Tang Mu took off the collar from his neck and handed it to K, “This is the Milky Way, the earth will not be destroyed, I think there is no place It's safer than here."

"Okay, we can promise you the last item. Come with us and deliver this thing to the Ankali star, and then you will leave here directly with the Ankali star's spaceship. The Ankali star is very friendly to cats. "K gave away the tie and signaled his colleagues to arrange an aircraft.

At the same time, the earth sent the news to the Ankali stars that they had found the meow planet Elvis Presley and the Milky Way, and they would send it immediately.

Things never go as smoothly as imagined.

Chongzi couldn't find the cat and lost the aircraft, so he changed into an alien skin and sneaked directly into the base of the man in black. He happened to find the Milky Way in K's hand, and they were about to take the aircraft to the sky.

[The worm follows. 】Little boy shrugged his nose.

[Just in time, we took the memory replacer away while we were in chaos. ] Tang Mu still remembers that thing.

The bugs sneaked right into their craft, K and J didn't notice, and the fact that the craft took off also meant they couldn't use too powerful weapons against the bugs, it would just send them down with the craft.

Therefore, when the prototype bug attacked K, K directly threw the Galaxy to Tang Mu, and then took out a gun that was not enough to affect the flight to deal with the bug. The aircraft passed through the atmosphere immediately, but the target of the bug changed. Became Tang Mu.

Xiaoguai jumped out of Tang Mu's arms, turned into a crawler, and ruthlessly threw the bugs away.

The strong vibration caused K and J to turn upside down in the aircraft. Tang Mu fell directly beside them, and K hit his head on the cockpit and passed out. J watched the fighting crawlers and bugs in shock.

Tang Mu leaned over to K and took out the memory displacer and stuffed it into the space, directly lifting the Galaxy up.

"Hey, Chongzi, I have what you want." Tang Mu ran directly in front of Chongzi. Chongzi gave up on the little girl who was chasing him, and rushed directly to Tang Mu, and then knocked down the barrier Tang Mu erected with his head. directly on the ground.

Xiaoguai took advantage of the situation and rushed forward, expanding his claws and tearing apart the magnified version of the cockroach's alienated bug.

The worm's liquid spread out, and most of it was blocked by the barrier. After finishing the worm, Xiaoguai directly turned into a dog form, and obediently squatted beside Tang Mu.

J looked at the dog in horror.

"Little boy is a mutated dog." Tang Mu blinked, and it was J who had just entered the industry who was being deceived.

J nodded blankly, seeing the fierce and unusual puppy just now enthusiastically licking the boy's face, and being wiped clean of the mucus on the hair by the boy, thinking in his heart that fortunately these two guys are leaving the earth, the danger exceeds the standard There is no wood!

"Wake up your companions, we are going to join the Ankali spaceship."

After that, everything went smoothly, except that when K remembered to replace part of Tang Mu's memory, he couldn't find the memory replacer...

The Ankali star was very enthusiastic about Elvis Presley. After receiving the galaxy, they said goodbye to the man in black. The Ankali star's spaceship left the earth and the galaxy.

[The memory displacer is charged by solar energy, but those weapons are charged with energy. 】According to Xiao Guai’s prompt, Tang Mu asked the Ankali star for help, and learned that Tang Mu was for self-protection, the Ankali star directly compressed the energy into a glass ball similar to the Milky Way, and created multiple Handed it over to Tang Mu, and then bid farewell to the prince's pet cat. Because the cats had helped the Ankali people a lot in the early years, the Ankali people loved the cats unconditionally, especially this Elvis.

Tang Mu took Xiaoguai and left the spaceship of the Ankali star on the aircraft sent by the Ankali star.

The Ankali star handed over the recovered galaxy to the next royal family to wait for. On the Ankali star, the Ankali star royal family who got the galaxy was playing marbles, and the tool it used as a marble was the original The 'Galaxy' that almost caused Star Wars.

The author has something to say: So this movie is really a spoof, and it’s over with a smile. The man in black makes me want to laugh, it’s so funny, I strongly recommend it, but the movie is really embarrassing at the end. The place where the alien is engraved on the ground is playing marbles, using the Milky Way...