paranoid beauty

Su Bei frowned and rubbed his head lightly.

At this moment, the cousin who saw Su Bei calling yesterday came in with an eight or nine-year-old child in his arms, smiled a little embarrassedly, and said, "That... the one from Su Bei's family, help me look at it. Can this kid do his homework? By the way... If he can't do it, can you explain it to him?"

Before Jiang Huai could reply, Su Bei smiled, "Cousin, put Nian Nian here, I'll watch him do it."

Cousin frowned slightly, "Your aunt Su Bei and the others asked me to ask you to go down and play cards with me." He paused, and said to Jiang Huai, "This kid is very obedient, don't make trouble, from Su Bei's family, May I?"

Su Bei frowned.

Jiang Huai yawned, and finally raised his head from the phone screen, "OK."

There was deep sleepiness in his brown Danfeng eyes, and his voice seemed a little soft: "Brother, go play."

The cousin got an affirmative answer, put the child down with a smile, and said to him: "This is the sister-in-law of the elder brother's family in Subei, and she is also very powerful. If you don't know how to do it, tell him, don't make it."

Jiang Huai was relieved by this "sister-in-law", his ears turned slightly red, his face was still tense, and he didn't notice the following sentence "also very powerful".

Niannian glanced at him suspiciously, but did not refute, just nodded obediently: "Yes."

The cousin arranged for the children and went out happily.

Su Bei still looked at him hesitantly, without him, this little lunatic doesn't look like he likes children, yesterday was an example.

Realizing that he hadn't left for a long time, Jiang Huai slowly raised his head again, "Brother?"

He suddenly seemed to understand something, and said with a blank expression: "I still know the first and second grade questions."

"..."

Su Bei bent his lips helplessly, touched the tip of his nose, and said directly, "I'm afraid you'll quarrel with the children."

"..."

Jiang Huai couldn't believe it: "Do I look like such a naive person?"

He opened his brown eyes wide in surprise, and the bristling hair on the top of his head stood up, as if he was rebutting silently.

Su Bei was amused, and reluctantly believed that the kid was "not such a naive person", nodded, and went out.

Jiang Huai sat on the bed with his head down and played games, but ignored Nian Nian.

The child glanced at him slowly, and then lay down on the old desk in the room to do his homework.

After a while, he noticed that Jiang Huai, the "sister-in-law", was addicted to games, and didn't pay attention to whether he did his homework or not, so he slowly stopped the pen in his hand, and gradually moved closer to Jiang Huai to watch him play games.

Jiang Huai didn't sleep last night, his heart was already full of irritability, and he was a lone wolf player in games, and he just played the 5v5 game as if he was playing heads-up.

His level of playing games is also good. If his teammates take the initiative to cooperate with him, it will be easy to win, but his luck is not very good today. It's the stuff that "life is thinner than paper", and he is as diligent in giving away heads as if the person opposite is their father, so he has not won a few times.

Seeing that he was about to lose again, Nian Nian, who was watching all the way in fear, glanced at him and said cautiously: "Sister-in-law, you...you seem to be dying again."

Jiang Huai gave him a condescending look with a blank face: "I'm not dead yet."

As soon as he finished speaking, the phone screen went dark, but the word "failure" on it was extraordinarily bright.

Jianghuai: "..."

Niannian: "..."

Jianghuai pretended nothing happened and started another game.

He just lost face just now, but this time he played extraordinarily ferociously, he just took all the other four members of the first team to lie down and won.

"??!"

Nian Nian was stunned, and after a while she came to her senses, her hands were itchy, and Qi Qi Ai Ai said, "I can also play this game."

He found that Dashen's sister-in-law ignored him at all, he blinked his eyes, and raised his voice calmly: "I am very good at this game, and I can always win."

Dashen's sister-in-law still ignored him.

And the expression on his face was like he didn't hear him at all.

"..."

Niannian coughed, and continued her efforts: "I'm really good, sister-in-law, do you want to watch me play games?"

...If the adults in his family would have given him his mobile phone to play with when he said that.

He pouted, and asked again unhappy: "Do you want me to play the game for you?"

He rambled on, "I'm super good at playing games, and the girls in our class like to watch me play games."

"I'm so bored."

"Do you want me to play games for you?"

"..."

This kid made Jiang Huai's brain ache from the noise, he raised his head and looked at him expressionlessly: "Very powerful?"

Sister-in-law is finally going to let him play games!

Niannian was secretly pleasantly surprised, and continued: "Yes, sister-in-law, do you want me to play games for you?"

His "sister-in-law" face was indifferent, he raised his chin, and even frowned: "Are you proud?"

"...???"

Niannian never expected his sister-in-law to extract this result from his words.

Jiang Huai quit the game, still looked at him condescendingly, thought for a while, and said for the sake of the child's "sister-in-law" every bite, "What is there to be proud of playing games? Be like..."

He paused for a moment, his face still tense, but the tips of his ears were already red: "If you want to be like your brother Su Bei, learn...God, then you will be powerful."

Nian Nian was filled with shock and doubt, regret and sadness that was insulated from the game, all kinds of emotions were mixed together, it was very complicated, and he didn't hear what he was saying at all.

However, one of the two people was talking and the other was "listening", and they seemed to be very harmonious.

After finishing speaking, Jiang Huai noticed that he was distracted, and frowned: "Have you finished your homework?"

"...No." Nian Niansheng replied unrepentantly, knowing that it was impossible for him to play games with "sister-in-law", he slowly returned to the desk.

At this time, Jianghuai's mobile phone vibrated, he picked it up and checked, and opened WeChat.

Chen Mo: Huai, what are you doing at home?

Jianghuai moved his fingers, and the meaning was concise: no.

Chen Tangshao replied quickly: Huh?

Chen Mo: For Chinese New Year, can you leave your relatives, where did you go?

Chen Mo: Could it be going out to play?

The corners of Jiang Huai's lips raised upwards, and his typing speed was a bit faster: no.

JAC: See the parents.

Chen Mo:?

Chen Mo: What parents?

Chen Mo:? ? !

The dimples on Jianghuai's cheeks showed a little bit: see her boyfriend's elders.

Chen Mo:  …

After a while, he sent:!

Chen Mo: I'm Huai!Have you been possessed by someone?If yes you blink!

Chen Mo: Forget it, I can't see it.

Chen Mo: Are you showing off to me? !

He sent several messages in a row: You are too much!New Year's Eve, is it easy for me to be single? ! !

Chen Mo: You tricked the dog into killing it!

Chen Mo: It's New Year's Eve! !My blood splattered at the gate of the community! !

Jiang Huai's dimples deepened a little, his brown eyes were shining brightly, as if the sky was full of starlight.

Chen Mo:  …

Chen Mo: Then when will you come back?

Jiang Huai pursed his lips and typed: afternoon.

After thinking about it, he continued: I didn't sleep with my brother last night, and I didn't sleep well.

Chen Mo:  …

Chen Mo:?

Jianghuai: My brother told me to wait and see me off in the afternoon.

Chen Mo:.

Chen Mo: ...

Chen Mo: Hehe.

Jiang Huai pursed his lips and smiled: Last time I slept in my brother's room, I slept pretty well.

As a result, as soon as he clicked "Send", a red exclamation mark appeared behind the dialog box, and there was a sentence "The message has been sent, but it was rejected by the other party."

Jianghuai: "..."

Unaware of the changing situation in their mobile phones every year, he raised his head: "Sister-in-law, how do you do this question?"

Jiang Huai slowly stuffed the phone back into his purse, walked over to take a look, and fell silent.

The question is: Mom can only bake two cakes in a pan at a time, and both sides need to be baked. It takes 5 minutes for each side, and it takes at least ______ minutes to bake 7 cakes.

The child was still blinking and looking at him with big eyes, so he definitely couldn't just say no.

He coughed lightly, and his face looked calm: "Let me think about it..."

He made calculations in his heart, and answered calmly like he usually listened to his brother Xueshen's lecture: "40."

The child frowned, turned out the answer and handed it to him: "Sister-in-law, the answer is 35."

"..."

Ah this...

Jiang Huai's heart skipped a beat, and he forcibly calmed down again: "The answer is wrong."

The child continued to look at him with watery eyes: "Brother, this is a question that our teacher has done."

"..."

Now Jianghuai is a little self-aware, and really can't say "their teacher did something wrong too".

... Fuck.

Before his boyfriend left, he said "I can still do the first and second grade questions", but turned around and slapped him in the face.

But when you don't want something like a face, you definitely can't want it.

He sullenly said, "Save this question, you can do the next one."

The child didn't respond: "Huh?"

He pursed his lips, feeling very embarrassed: "Let your brother Su Bei come up and ask him."

Nian Nian nodded half-understanding: "...Oh."

Then he will do the next question.

His "sister-in-law" who just overturned the car just now stood beside him but didn't move for a long time. He was startled and wondered if he had done something wrong.

Then I heard his "sister-in-law" cough lightly: "Your brother Subei is very good, he..." Jiang Huai stopped talking, "He is still giving me tutoring."

Niannian: "...?"

With a sullen face, Jiang Huai continued, "Not only does he have good grades, he can do everything, and he can... take care of people."

Nian Nian was dazed, didn't notice his point at all, just nodded in a daze.

Received the child's response, Jiang Huai almost raised his tail, "He will stare at me adding clothes."

"Tell me what can and cannot be done."

"And let me sleep in his bed and wear his pajamas."

"It will be very gentle..." Suddenly realizing that the person in front of him was a child, he swallowed back the word "kiss me" at the end, and muttered in a low voice, "You won't understand even if you tell me."

"I understand."

Jiang Huai's body froze suddenly, and he turned his head to look at the door.

The "powerful" student god brother he said was leaning against the door frame, looking at him teasingly with a smile on his brow.

After meeting his gaze, the man looked back at him leisurely: "Continue talking."

Jianghuai: "..."

The author has something to say: Jianghuai: Don’t talk nonsense, I didn’t overturn

(As long as I don't admit it, embarrassment can't catch up with me)

The question was seen when a child asked me a few days ago, it is not original.

感谢在2021-03-0119:09:37~2021-03-0220:43:03期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: 1 heartbeat;

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Jin Yi, Yan, -21;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 30 bottles of Yueluo Qingfeng; 22 bottles of sugar-flavored cats; 15 bottles of Begonia Xuxu; 8 bottles of Jinyi; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!