paranoid beauty

It was the next morning that Jianghuai received the same simple reply.

Just finished the second class, he fell asleep in a daze, when he heard someone calling him, he woke up for a few seconds, then changed direction and resumed sleeping.

It was almost twelve o'clock at noon, and he almost woke up from his drowsiness, so Chen Mo woke him up and handed him the paper on the table.

Jiang Huai looked confused: "??!"

Chen Mo was a little amused: "God of Learning sent you a reply, you open it and read it yourself."

Jiang Huai pressed the slightly red corners of his eyes, and was stunned for another two seconds before he could react. He took it and opened it in front of Chen Mo.

then

Jianghuai: "..."

Chen Mo: "..."

In black and white, the eight characters "study hard and quit smoking" are extremely obvious.

Chen Mo observed the expression of his crazy wholesaler, and after confirming that it should not explode, he said: "Huai, look, I said that it is not okay for you to confess like this!"

Jiang Huai glanced at him, expressing that he would like to hear more about it.

"Look at your love letter, which is as simple as a horse, and compare it with various domineering presidents..."

Chen Mo caught his gaze, as if he understood something, he took out his phone secretly, and swipe the screen towards Jiang Huai: "See, Huai, no one spoils you like me!! I last night at three o'clock Sleepy Zhong, these! These are the novels that I have compiled in the past two years that are famous for their confession!!"

"I'll send it to you. You go back and study it carefully. Look at the one that Xue Shen sent back to you. You don't impress him. These novels, the comments below all say, these confessions are very good!!"

Jianghuai: "..."

If the titles of these novels weren't something like "Boss Boss Can't Stop Chasing Love", "Triple Births, CEO Daddy Is Too Busy", "X Younger's Cute Ex-Wife", he might find Chen Mo's advice useful.

Lin Ye, the fat man at the front desk, turned his head and asked in a low voice, "Brother Chen, what are you talking about?"

This class is actually a music class, but Mr. Huang said that the music teacher was sick and did not come on leave, so it became a self-study class.

Jiang Huai thought for a while, and based on the idea of ​​"three cobblers, the best Zhuge Liang", he coughed slightly: "I have a friend..."

He tried his best to ignore Chen Mo's strange eyes on him: "He wants to confess his love to a boy, but he doesn't know what to do..."

"In what way?" Wan Chengyi from across the aisle approached.

Linye pondered for a moment: "Brother Jiang, are your friends male or female?"

Although many people still think that homosexuality is abnormal and heterogeneous, it has gained a large degree of recognition among young groups such as students.

"...Boys."

"Hahahahaha," Wan Chengyi slapped his thigh, "brother, you are definitely asking the right person. We discussed it in the dormitory back then! If you want me to say, your friend should set up a hundred and eighty candles, It's best to put it in the shape of a heart, and then stand next to it holding a bunch of balloons in your hands, how romantic..."

"Romantic?" A male voice asked through gritted teeth.

Wan Chengyi froze, turned his head and smiled: "...Boss Huang," he smiled wryly, "Listen to my arguments."

Boss Huang, who was standing next to him with his hands behind his back, smiled back: "No need to quibble, Xiao Wan, see you in the office."

Before leaving, he turned his head and gave Jiang Huai and the others a warning look.

Chen Mo let out a long sigh of relief, and then looked at Fa Xiao with his own face, his expression gradually froze: "Huai? What are you going to do?"

No way, this rotten street method and this crazy criticism can also listen to it?

Jiang Huai turned his head to the side, a pair of brown eyes showing a childlike innocence: "Where are there candles around the school?"

Chen Mo held his breath, and finally forced a smile: "I'll go with you later."

He originally thought that buying candles would be enough, but 10 minutes before the end of the evening self-study get out of class, he watched this crazy guy figure out a big bag of balloons, only to realize that he really underestimated this crazy guy.

He was still a little surprised, after all, he and Jiang Huai grew up together, and he had never seen this person care so much about anyone.

When he left the classroom, the boy in front of him stuffed the balloon in his hand without hesitation, and after throwing the word "cheer up", he had an epiphany: If you don't even inflate the balloon by yourself, what a fart!

Jianghuai time was chosen well. Just after the balloons were shot, the class ended after the candles were put on. The teaching building suddenly became lively. Many people noticed the heart-shaped candles below the building and lay down on the railing to look down.

Class 24 of the third year of high school is on the top floor. Their class is in a special situation. Even after class, few people leave their seats. This is in stark contrast to the floors below.

Su Bei and Shen Kuang came out of the office with papers in their hands. Seeing the commotion, Shen Kuang glanced downstairs: "Yo, it's quite courageous to make a fuss and confess your love just after school starts."

He hummed and smiled: "I don't know which brother has such a great fortune."

But next Shun, he stopped.

The warrior downstairs came prepared, carried a loudspeaker, and said, "Su Bei, do you need a boyfriend?"

Loud enough and powerful enough.

Hearing this, everyone on the first floor started booing, as if a pot of water had boiled in an instant, and many people in their class could see it with their necks stretched out.

Shen Kuang turned his head: "Tsk, the brother who is blessed is you, Squad Leader Su..."

But their grade director's voice was louder and more imposing: "I think Subei is quite lacking, you! The one who just confessed, and Su Bei, come to my office! Let's have a good chat."

People in a building spread out like birds and beasts.

"Hahahahaha," Shen Kuang laughed twice, "I don't think the person below is here to confess his love, did you provoke him and frame you like this?"

He took the paper in Su Bei's hand, with a solemn and solemn expression: "The wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone. Strong man, you go."

Su Bei scolded him with a smile: "Get lost."

Shen Kuang listened, and left obediently and happily.

When he arrived at the grade director's office, Su Bei was not surprised to see a certain little lunatic.

The director is a man with thick glasses and messy flying hair. His surname is Duan. He is in his prime and has a burly figure, but the protruding beer belly looks a bit abrupt. The thin boy standing in front of him looks a little pitiful.

But this little lunatic doesn't feel sorry for himself at all, he doesn't see how honest he is when he comes to the office, he leans half his body on the desk with one hand propped on it, his eyes are raised, his lazy look is very similar Awake cat.

Su Bei moved his fingers, and turned to look at Director Duan: "Director."

Director Duan slapped the table, ignored him, and continued to yell at the little lunatic: "What are you doing, look what you are doing?!! You are students now, you should study hard. It is right for your seniors to ignore you now, he It's a lack of a boyfriend, but you can see for yourself if it's appropriate to hook him up now?"

Jianghuai's left ear went in and out of his right ear, looking like a dead pig not afraid of boiling water.

Su Bei hooked his lips, and the next Director Shun Duan gouged him out: "Smile, smile, what are you laughing at? Tell me and I will laugh with you! Squad leader Su is quite amazing, so many elementary school students are chasing you Run, are you proud?!"

Su Bei lowered his head slightly, with a smile on his face: "Don't dare."

Director Duan turned Mu Cangtou again: "Then what...Jianghuai? I heard from your boss Huang that you just transferred here, and you haven't paid attention to studying yet, so you just fell in love with this stuff?"

Su Beibei: "..."

Director Duan earnestly said: "The most important thing for you now is to study. Now you think this guy is handsome and his grades are okay, so you chase after him. When you get to university, you will know that this thing is nothing! "

Su this thing is considered a fart, Bei laughed: "..."

"No, Director, why do I feel that you are targeting me?"

Director Duan smiled at him: "Yes."

Then he turned his head, continued to face Jiang Huai, and sighed: "Forget it, it's too late today, if it wasn't for you, a melon, to fix this for me, maybe I would have gone to bed."

"I'll tell you about it today, Boss Huang. It's over with me, so I'll save the words in my stomach for you, Boss Huang."

"Then," he paused, and pointed at Su Bei, "I called you here because you are also half of the party involved." He sneered, "Squad Leader Su, don't let me see this kind of thing with my own eyes. Get in my way home and I'll find time on you."

A bad premonition suddenly rose in Su Bei's heart, and then he saw Director Duan change his serious face, and said in a kind tone, "I heard that you submitted your application and don't want to stay in the physics competition group? "

Having said that, he understood.

Su Bei pressed the center of his eyebrows: "Director, you just want to squeeze out the use value of me as a co-author, right?"

The last student union president graduated, and this position was vacant. He was forced to be promoted to this position by the "democratic election". In the third year of high school, I probably won't participate in the competition anymore, so I submitted an application to the top and wanted to withdraw.

When the application was submitted, these old men didn't say anything, and the feelings were waiting for him here.

"How can it be called squeezing?" Director Duan smiled like a fox: "We all know that you came to have fun in the last senior year of high school. If you didn't go for the college entrance examination last semester, didn't you just want to stay and share our worries?"

Based on his grades, he was planning to leave after the last college entrance examination, and maybe he could come back with a champion, but he had already signed up for the college entrance examination, and this person disappeared on the day of the exam.

Then Director Duan directly blocked what he was going to say next: "Okay, I'll take it as if you agreed, and don't accept rebuttals! Get out, get out, I'm going home too."

Then they were thrown out by Director Duan.

Su Bei laughed, and slightly lowered his head to look at the little lunatic who was obviously distracted: "Is anyone waiting for you?"

Jiang Huai was obviously stunned for a while, then stretched out his hand and pressed the corners of his eyes: "No."

Before he came to the office, he told Chen Tangshao to let him go first.

Su Bei raised the corners of his lips, with a half-hearted smile on his face: "Then you wait for me, and I will take you back?"

It took another two seconds for Jiang Huai to react and nodded.

When he saw Director Duan, who was squinting and smiling, slowly turning into a red fox, he knew he was sick.

However, when his eyes fell on Su Bei, he still couldn't react. After all, he had been watching animals for a long time, and suddenly saw people, which really made him a little uncomfortable.