paranoid beauty

Jianghuai: "..."

He felt the blue veins on his forehead throbbing crazily. He stretched out his hand, ready to use violence directly and rationally to break off the soup spoon stuck to the pole.

But before he met this person, Chen Mo raised his head to look at him with tears in his eyes, pinching an orchid finger shyly: "My dear, so love will disappear?"

This scene was so weird that even the taxi driver lowered the window and looked over curiously.

"..." Jiang Huai sneered, "I don't know if love will disappear, but if you don't roll over, you will disappear."

Chen Tangshao was unmoved, and even tears flowed from his eyes, dripping onto the ground.

While crying, he asked heartbrokenly, "My dear, am I not your Xiaoxiangxiangxiaotiantian?"

He frantically made a small face of indifference: "Get over here."

Perhaps because he sensed the impatience in his sight, Chen Tangshao finally let go of the electric pole and slowly moved to the front of the taxi.

He stopped.

Then he knocked on the door politely, and began to sing softly: "Little rabbit, be good, open the door."

Uncle driver: "..."

Jianghuai: "..."

He opened the door directly and stuffed the drunk inside.

The uncle driver suppressed a smile: "A student, right? Going back to school at this time?"

Jiang Huai responded and gave the address.

Chen Mo sat obediently, with his hands on his knees, looking as obedient as a kindergarten child.

However, in the next second, he made Jiang Huai understand a truth: Kindergarten children are not necessarily worry-free.

He raised his hand obediently, and looked at Jiang Huai with tearful eyes: "Honey, I want to go to the toilet."

Jiang Huai: "...Hold on."

Little friend Chen Mo said, "But I can't hold back anymore."

These words startled the uncle driver, he quickly found the nearest public toilet and parked the car, and asked Jiang Huai to quickly carry the drunk to the toilet.

Jiang Huai got out of the car first, turned around and saw the soup ladle huddled in the corner alone, he was silent for two seconds, and called: "Come down and go to the bathroom."

Little friend Chen Mo cried, "But there are big bad wolves outside, and the little white rabbit will be eaten QAQ."

Jianghuai's fists were hardened, but he still coaxed patiently and stiffly: "Without a big bad wolf, you are not a little white rabbit."

Chen Mo: "I am!"

Jiang Huai was helpless: "What are you?"

"I'm Tutu," he pursed his mouth, and next to Shun, he burst into tears, "Tutu is so cute, why do you want to eat Tutu?!"

Jiang Huai gritted his teeth angrily, "Who the hell eats rabbits, get out of here and go to the bathroom!"

Little friend Chen Mo shook his head with tears in his eyes, "Tutu won't go."

Jiang Huai was taken aback, and suddenly frowned with a bad feeling, "What are you going to do again?"

Then he saw Chen Mo's spoon covering his crotch with both hands, with tears in his eyes, and asked in a panicked tone: "Where's my Chichi? I wonder if you stole my Chichi?"

The air froze for a few seconds, and then there was a "poof", and the driver couldn't help laughing.

Jiang Huai: "..." Fuck.

Jiang Huai's irritability was visible to the naked eye: "What is I doing with your thing, making wine?"

Chen Mo clutched his crotch in a panic and shrank into the corner: "No, you don't want to touch my little Chichi."

Jianghuai: "..."

He tried to calm himself down: "Are you still going to the bathroom?"

Chen Mo pondered for a moment, then finally shook his head, "Jiji is gone, I can't go to the bathroom."

"...Okay." Jiang Huai got into the car again, and after signaling the driver to drive, he turned and threatened him, "If you want to go to the toilet again, you will cut off this thing."

After finishing speaking, he realized that there seemed to be something wrong, but he didn't bother to change it, so he sighed and turned his head away.

Chen Mo resumed his sitting posture like a good baby, but only for a while, he took out his mobile phone and raised it to his mouth, and shouted loudly: "Hey! Audience friends at the scene, come with me!!"

He closed his eyes and made an affectionate gesture: "I always think of you in spring~"

Halfway through he sang, he seemed to suddenly think of something again, and suddenly he stopped his magical powers, and said in a straight voice: "Spring is here, and it's the season for animals to estrus. life of a hat."

Uncle driver: "..."

Jianghuai: "..."

fuck.

This evil pen.

After this, Chen Tangshao became more honest, and they arrived at the school gate smoothly.

It was getting late at this time, and there were not many people entering and leaving the school. The two of them standing at the door were particularly obvious.

Jiang Huai carried him into the school, and after a few steps, Chen Tangshao stopped suddenly and ran to the other side, Jiang Huai had a bad feeling in his heart.

He looked in the direction where Chen Tangshao was running, and just happened to meet the director of their Academic Affairs Office, and then he heard Chen Tangshao's voice from hell.

"Director~ I surrender myself~Jiang Huai and I skipped class tonight~"

Jianghuai: "..."

He swore that if he watched Chen Mo drink again, he would commit suicide.

The director of their Academic Affairs Office is a woman in her 40s, who often walks outside the classroom in high heels, wearing glasses as thick as the bottom of a beer bottle, and her eyes always emit a cold and sharp light.

Immediately afterwards, the director yelled, "Which class is it? The one standing over there... Get out!"

He moved over slowly, and heard his family's cute voice: "Director~ We are Class 2, Grade [-]~ I'm Chen Mo, this is Jianghuai~"

It is probably the first time for the director of the Academic Affairs Office to encounter this kind of scene. After being stunned for two seconds, he smelled the alcohol on his body and started to yell again: "Forget about skipping classes, you two are still drinking?!"

Jiang Huai remained silent.

Chen. Silly Baitian. Mo hehehe smiled: "Only I drank, Huai Zai only took a sip." Speaking of this, he raised his finger to compare, "It's really only one sip."

The director of the Academic Affairs Office was silent again: "..."

After a while, Chen Tangshao began to shed tears. He pointed at the director, like a boudoir and resentful woman: "How can you be cruel to her... Is she not good? Isn't she cute?"

"..."

Jiang Huai once thought that this idiot should just be strangled to death first.

Mao, the director of the Academic Affairs Office, was about to stand up, and quickly took two steps back, "Who is this... that Jiang Huai, get your classmate back, tomorrow, come to the Academic Affairs Office to find me tomorrow!"

For such a moment, Jiang Huai felt that the word "nong" used by the director was particularly vivid and vivid.

After Chen Tangshao was dragged back to the dormitory by him, he startled the other two people in the dormitory. Lan Zihao got up from the bed like a monkey, and looked at them both in surprise.

"Brother Jiang, how much did Brother Chen drink?"

Jiang Huai sneered, and before answering, he saw Chen Tangshao looking at them with tears in his eyes: "Tutu didn't drink a lot, it's all because of those stinky men~"

Lan Zihao: "...?"

Duan Juan who was about to get out of bed: "...??"

No wonder they were shocked. Chen Mo was originally the kind of person who seemed to be very reliable at ordinary times. He was a master of learning and careful. He usually took care of Jiang Huai more. Who knew that he was so virtuous when he was drunk.

Speaking of which, this was the first time Jiang Huai saw Chen Mo drinking like this. They used to play together because they were young, so they rarely drank alcohol, let alone drinking like this.

Maybe it's been too long.

Jiang Huai's eyes darkened a little.

Chen Mo originally transferred because of him, this soup spoon is careful, knowing that he is not very gregarious in the first place, and he is not used to staying in the new school, and it is easy to transfer to another school due to family conditions, so he left No. [-] Middle School. Friends who have been with him for a year followed him.

Thinking of this, he looked at Chen Baitian who was sitting on the chair well-behaved, and his eyes became a little more moved.

But Xia Shun, this soup spoon made him hold back his emotion.

Chen Mo: "Huai Zai, I want to pee, so quickly return my little Jiji~" QAQ Lan Zihao & Duan Juan: "...?"

Ah this...

Jiang Huai felt his fist harden again, "You fucking thing is on yourself!"

Chen Xiaobaitu was pitiful: "You lied to others, you clearly said that you took others' little Jiji to make wine!"

"..."

Lan Zihao rushed over and grabbed him: "Brother Jiang, Brother Chen, he's drunk, drunk!!"

Duan Juan pushed the lifeless spoon towards the bathroom: "Quick, Brother Chen, only the toilet can save you, run!"

After a while, Tang Shao ran out after solving the physical problem, and rushed towards Jiang Huai: "Huai Zai~ I feel so uncomfortable and want to vomit."

When Jiang Huai heard it, his hair stood up: "What the hell are you doing holding me in the trash can?!! Go to the toilet!! Toilet!"

Tang Shao shook his head, showing a naive smile: "Nope~"

Then, he paused, lowered his head and grabbed his collar and sniffed fiercely. After a while, he raised his head: "Huai Zai, the house is not clean QAQ~"

Duan Juan and Lan Zihao were stunned by the side.

Chen Tangshao grabbed Jianghuai's clothes and shook them, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Jianghuai: "..."

He was about to crack, and he managed to choke out a few words from his throat: "Go by yourself."

After Duan Juan and Lan Zihao looked at each other, they laughed wildly.

Lan Zihao burst into tears, and at the end, he had to imitate Chen Mo's tone and add: "Honey, why don't you give him a wash~"

Jiang Huai: "... looking for death?"

Lan Zihao touched his fist that was about to move, and closed his mouth.

Little friend Chen Mo continued: "My dear~" He suddenly sang: "Am I your most beloved person?"

Jianghuai: "..."

Chen Mo shook his head, his face full of grief: "Why don't you speak?"

"..." Jiang Huai tried his best to hold back Gu Qianwang who wanted to do something, and forced a smile: "You go take a shower, okay?"

"..." Chen Mo stared at him for a while, then burst into tears: "Wow——my dear, your smile is too scary——!"

"Hahahahahahahahaha!!" Lan Zihao and Duan Juan laughed so hard that they couldn't stand still.

Jiang Huai sighed, feeling that everything was empty for a while: "...you can go to take a shower, can you?"

Chen Mo sniffed, and asked cautiously: "Then can I sleep with you this morning?"

Jianghuai refused indifferently: "No."

Then he saw Tangshao's tears falling down as he watched, and asked in a trembling voice: "Your Majesty, do you still remember Chen Tangshao by Xiaming Lake?!"

Jianghuai: "I don't remember."

Chen Tangshao waved the non-existent handkerchief with tears in his eyes: "It turns out that he doesn't feel bad~ he just wants to be free~ he doesn't care about my feelings~"

"..."

The veins on Jiang Huai's forehead twitched violently, and he pulled out a ferocious smile: "Okay, sleep."

"You fucking go wash it"

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-02-1315:56:03~2021-02-1419:11:38期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 2 Kongsang;

Thanks to the little angels who cast landmines: Xingsai, Kongsang, 469687571 pieces; thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of idiot soft's relatives; 2 bottles of rabbits; Dong Qianxi, Moran Huaique, Ge Ran, 469687571 bottles; very Thank you for your support, I will continue to work hard!