paranoid beauty

"You don't know, when this dog was addicted to novels when he was in elementary school, he couldn't help himself. At that time, he was very perverted and liked the kind with a big age difference!"

"At that time, he imagined that there was an old woman in his 30s and [-]s who made their family bankrupt, and then his uncles and aunts used him to pay off the debts. How could he have time to fall in love with me secretly?!"

"Also," Jiang Huai sneered, "this bastard is straight."

Lan Zihao asked in surprise, "Brother Jiang, how do you know?"

Jiang Huai chuckled, before he could speak, Chen Mo cut him off: "Huai! You are so beautiful!"

Lan Zihao successfully attracted his attention: "Really! Brother Jiang! Look at this waist and legs! I just want to say that I can do it!!"

Chen Mo nodded: "It's really beautiful!"

Lan Zihao: "The country is overwhelmed."

Chen Mo: "When a fish falls into a wild goose."

Lan Zihao: "Closing the moon and shame on the flowers!"

Even Duan Juan, who didn't like talking very much, kept nodding in agreement.

Jiang Huai laughed angrily, and waved his hands: "Get out!" Then he didn't bother to talk to them, and went to the bathroom to change his clothes.

They stayed in the dormitory and had nothing to do. They waited for Jiang Huai to finish changing and then prepared to go back to the classroom.

Jiang Huai looked at the three people's leftovers with disgust: "Clean it up."

Seeing how disgusted he was, Chen Mo deliberately threw the garbage in front of him. He took two steps back in fright, opened the door and was about to run out, but when he turned around, he met Zhao Xin's gaze face to face.

Jiang Huai: "..." I was taken aback.

Xin Zhao also felt embarrassed, but he still greeted them with a smile, "I... came here to ask when you will return to the classroom, my roommate sprained his foot, I will take him to the infirmary to see, can you guys Help me ask Teacher Huang for a leave?"

Although he said "you", his eyes only looked at Jiang Huai.

Jiang Huai felt strange when he met his gaze, but before he could figure it out, Lan Zihao who came out from behind agreed with all his heart: "Okay, sure! Xin'er, you can go, don't worry!"

Xin Zhao pursed his lips and smiled shyly, "Then you go, thank you!"

After a while, Jiang Huai and his group of four left, none of them saw them, and after they left, the smile on Xin Zhao's face, who was still smiling shyly just now, gradually faded away.

"Overwhelming countries and cities", "Sinking fish and falling geese", "Closing moon and shameful flowers".

The same is women's clothing.

Jiang Huai is beautiful, he is a motherfucker, a pervert, and a monster.

After a while, he curled his lips sarcastically, turned and walked into his dormitory, and said coldly to another person in the room: "Zhou Yi, I will accompany you to the infirmary."

The boy sitting at the table frowned at him, then said leisurely, "Aren't you unwilling?"

Xin Zhao gritted his teeth: "You don't threaten me with photos, do you think I will?"

The boy was silent for a while, sneered, and said indifferently: "Then come and help me, and take good care of me."

……

In the evening, a certain academic god brother asked Jiang Huai to go to his dormitory to start a small stove. This time, Su Bei found out his level and was more prepared than last time. Not only did he bring his own junior high school notebooks, And bought a lot of exercise books.

"..."

Jiang Huai was stunned when he saw the exercise books that took up a full floor of the man's bookshelf.

As if Su Bei didn't see his shock, he directly asked him to sit down, and then began to teach him.

"Tonight is still a linear equation in two variables. You do the questions first, and then show me after you do it. There are not many questions. You can just do the ones I ticked off tonight."

Jianghuai: "..."

The people in Jianghuai were stupefied. When he flipped through the exercise book, he couldn't believe it.

Twenty or thirty questions, finished in one night, isn't that much? ! !

He suppressed the complaints he was full of, and slightly hooked his lips into a soulless smile: "Brother, are you...do you want to stay with me tonight?"

The elder brother smiled slightly: "I'll take you back to your dormitory at twelve o'clock."

Jiang Huai: "...the dormitory building has access control."

Su Bei turned the pen in his hand, and replied: "It's okay," he said with a half-smile, "I asked a few days ago, your dormitory building is not strictly managed, and it's easy to climb over the wall."

Jiang Huai: "..." I lost.

After finishing speaking, Su Bei asked him to do the questions himself.

Jiang Huai felt that Brother Xueshen still didn't have a clear understanding of his strength.

——He looked at the questions with his head down, and he knew what all the questions meant, but he didn't know any of them.

Then he began to torment people by swaying left and right, and finally his body remained in the position where his chin was resting on Xueshen's left arm, and he was not honest, he stretched out his fingers to poke Su Bei's waist from time to time.

Su Bei had no choice but to finish the problem before raising his head and moving the arm that was being held down by the little lunatic.

Jiang Huai didn't move, he tilted his head slightly to look at him: "Are your hands numb?"

Su Bei lowered his eyes: "My jaw hurts."

"..." Jiang Huai's eyelashes trembled, and he slowly moved his furry head away.

He was silent for two seconds, and suddenly spit out a sentence: "Brother, what do you mean?"

If you want to sleep with him, last time in the middle of the night, he directly said that this person didn't respond at all, that he didn't want to sleep with him, but this person indulged him very much, and his attitude was a bit like...

Jiang Huai was shocked: "You won't raise me as your son?!"

In fact, it's not accurate. It should be more accurate to say: "Or do you raise me as a daughter?!"

At first he said he wanted to sleep with him, but this person wasn't angry at all. Later, he wanted to have a meal with him and talk to him. Now, because he is a scumbag, everyone started to help him! !

Fuck!

Think carefully

Realistic version, I fucking want to sleep with you, but you want to be my father? !

"..." It was Su Bei who was also shocked by his magical brain circuit and was speechless.

The two of them stared at each other with their eyes open for a few seconds. Su Bei was the first to look away when he saw the unbelievable cat cubs in his eyes.

This little lunatic is really...

Su Bei laughed: "I didn't want to be your father."

Jiang Huai looked at him repeatedly, and finally nodded hesitantly, expressing his reluctant trust, and then continued to ask: "Brother, do you want to sleep with me?"

"..." Su Bei was silent for a moment, the smile on his face faded, and he asked, "You just want to sleep with me?"

"Ah." Jiang Huai nodded his head as a matter of course, and there were only three words "otherwise" in the brown-colored Danfeng's eyes.

Su Bei smiled angrily, raised his hand and tapped the unconscionable little lunatic on the forehead, and turned over this article: "Which question can't you?"

Jiang Huai was knocked into a daze by him, and he blinked his eyes back to his senses: "Brother, are you not only greedy for my body?"

Su Bei looked down at him, and said softly, "I treat you as my son."

Then, without waiting for him to speak, he changed the topic: "Son, which question can't you?"

"..." This is quite vengeful.

Jiang Huai curled his lips and answered without any psychological burden: "I don't know any questions."

"..."

Su Bei narrowed his peach blossom eyes, "Are you here to anger me?"

The little lunatic had an innocent face: "I really don't know."

His ending is slightly upturned, sounding waxy and soft.The brown eyes just stared at him like this, and the whole person was very obedient.

Now that the only bit of anger in Su Bei's heart was gone, he tapped the little lunatic's forehead again, took the notebook and put it between the two of them, he said it again carefully, and asked, "Yes ?"

Jianghuai half-knowledge: "Maybe... I will."

"Then do the questions, and keep the ones you don't know."

He softly replied again: "...Oh."

This time, I didn't hesitate anymore, I picked up the pen and started counting.

Although he didn't study well in junior high school, his IQ is still not a problem.

The first two questions were unfamiliar, and he was very slow to do them. After getting familiar with them, the speed increased. However, he was not used to doing the questions with a high degree of concentration. Poke here, poke there.

Su Bei didn't care about him either. To be honest, although he ticked off so many questions, he really didn't have the slightest hope that the little lunatic could finish it in one night.

But the little lunatic kept quiet for a while, he raised his eyebrows in surprise, and then laughed.

Still in the same posture as last time, the kid fell asleep lying on the table.

Su Bei watched quietly for a while, thought for a while, and was about to wake him up.He had already experienced it last time. The little madman liked to squeeze into other people's arms when he fell asleep. If he got angry and let the little madman find out, he probably would not only not be afraid, but might continue to fight.

... It is estimated that soon, he will be able to squat in the police station because of "seducing women to work" minors.

When Su Bei slapped him awake, the little lunatic was in a daze, his brown eyes were still steamy, and the ends of his eyes were flushed, looking pure and lustful.

Su Bei's Adam's apple rolled, and then he looked away calmly, "Are you awake? Shall I take you back to the dormitory?"

Jiang Huai woke up a little bit, at first he didn't understand the meaning of this elder brother's words, after thinking about it for a while, it was unbelievable: "It's midnight, you want me to climb over the wall and go back?"

Just your mother outrageous! !

He froze for two seconds, stared at his eyes and spit out a word: "No."

After he finished speaking, he thought about it with his mind full of mud, and suddenly felt that a word was not imposing enough, so he raised his voice a little, and added: "I don't!"

Su Bei looked amused, if it was someone else, they might be soft-hearted and just let people stay, but the god of learning is hard-hearted, after watching the cat's hair blowing leisurely, he calmly picked up the key to the dormitory, took the cat with him gone.

Jiang. Real cat cub. Huai: "...??!"

After getting off the third year dormitory building, the uncooked rice had already been cooked, so it was impossible to turn it back, so Jiang Huai could only follow Xueshen with a numb face, walking towards his own dormitory soullessly.

Su Bei wanted to laugh, knowingly asked, "Aren't you happy?"

Jiang Huai rolled his eyes and gave it to him.

Su Bei chuckled, then pursed his lips, and said meaningfully: "Little lunatic, it's not safe for you to sleep with me."

Jiang Huai didn't understand what he meant, and replied without a soul: "Oh."

Then he walked forward with a sullen head.

When Su Bei said he had asked, he really did, he took Jiang Huai directly to the place where the sophomore night owls climbed over the wall, and pointed to the two-meter-high wall: "I thought, you should be able to go up. "

The author has something to say: Su Bei: Tsk, scumbag