Sand Sculpture Overlord's thousand-layer routine

Jiang's father and Jiang's mother stood up in embarrassment, their faces dazed.

"Wife," Father Jiang couldn't believe it: "What are you doing?"

Mother Jiang sacrificed? Her almighty answer: "I just want to ask you?"

"No," Father Jiang still couldn't believe it: "Why are you covering my eyes all of a sudden?"

Seeing that there was no way to avoid it, Mother Jiang gave a perfectly logical answer: "I'm afraid you're afraid of the dark."

Father Jiang: "..."

"Wife," Jiang's father said emotionally, "You are so nice. But I'm more afraid of falling than being black."

Mother Jiang fooled around, and became aggressive again: "Then why are you covering my eyes? What?"

Father Jiang was silent for a moment, and gave an equally perfect answer: "I'm afraid you're afraid of falling."

Mother Jiang: "?"

I really want to pull you into Pinduoduo and get stabbed.

The scene was as lonely as snow, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, only Jiang Yizhao laughed alone and let out a mouthful of floating teeth.

Fortunately, the old couple didn't suffer any real injuries, and their arms and legs are healthy; except for a little bit of self-esteem hurt due to embarrassment in front of the children, nothing seemed to happen, so that? They were strong enough, and they were still bickering on the way back.

And neither of them seemed to notice that when they were arguing, Jiang Yan and Jiang Peiliang just held hands and calmly followed behind, never parting from the beginning to the end.

"Brother." Jiang Yan asked calmly, "Did Mom know too?"

"Yes." Jiang Peiliang cherished words like gold.

Jiang Yan asked: "Then how did Mom know?"

Jiang Peiliang shook his head: "I don't know."

Jiang Yan sighed after this nonsense conversation ended. He really didn't know how to avoid embarrassment? To break the current situation where both sides think "I know you don't know but you don't know me and I know", I had no choice but to leave. In the past, I started to fight awkwardly: "Mom and Dad, stop arguing, stop arguing, I have to fight back in the temple..."

"Go with your brother!" Jiang's father said angrily, "A grown-up speaks, but a child has ears but no mouth!"

Jiang Yan: "..."

He was disheartened? He continued to go back to hold hands, Jiang Peiliang chuckled and touched his shaking head.

Jiang Miao, who was in the dark, followed behind, touched her chest silently, and almost shed tears.

Damn, the weight of the two of them weighed down, almost making her already barren chest worse, but no one cared about it.

...She paid too much for this family!

After the short trip, when he returned to the company, Jiang Yan was a little surprised by a phenomenon.

"Guardian Zuo," he wondered, "Before I came back from a trip, the head of the sect, you must have a sallow face. Why? Why is your face so radiant this time?"

Liang Xishi disliked his mentality very much, but he was the boss after all, so he still patiently explained: "My lord, times have changed."

The current landscape, after several successful investments, quickly formed an excellent virtuous circle; good artist seedlings poured in, and the ability of department members became stronger and stronger. It has gradually become the mainstay of the industry.

From the perspective of Liang Xizhi's male mother, Xiang Jing Entertainment has no shortcomings except that the name is too primitive. He can finally share his work with the people below. , even when he was the hands-off shopkeeper, it was completely justified.

Jiang Yan's reaction was: "What? Eat poop? Are you scolding me?"

Liang Xizhi: "..."

Playing homophonic stalks is the boss who wants to deduct money.

And just in this gap, Qin Yu finally completed the nine-year compulsory education course, completed the [-]-session high-emotional intelligence speaking course organized by Liang Xishi, and then volunteered to enter a recent talent show, successfully using himself The dance that didn't look like a Homo sapiens was an instant hit.

Jiang Yan was embarrassed by this: "Didn't you let him act?"

His current mood is as if he is a parent who hopes his child will become a success. He is staring at his child's grades every day. As a result, the child has studied diligently for 18 years, and opened a chain store by placing pancakes and fruit spreads in the year of graduation.

Although it is still successful, but I always feel that the direction is not quite right...

"I think so too." Liang Xizhi nodded, and said, "Originally, he was just asked to go to a round of tours to rely on his face? The fan base, but in that episode, a flying guest suddenly came to be a mentor, what is his name? What about Lin Haiyang?"

Jiang Yan expressed his appreciation for the name: "A very simple and unpretentious name, he must be a good person."

"Yes." Liang Xishi said: "His mentor's cooperation stage is to fight military boxing with Qin Yu on the stage."

Jiang Yan: "...I take back what I said."

He looked out, and there were rows of entertainers from Xiangjing Entertainment on the large LED screen outside. Xiao Xuan and Rao Wang were side by side, and there was another of them next to them. A little further away? You can see a Qin Qi; Careful identification on the LED screen in the corner, it can also be seen that the first batch of newcomers who entered Xiangjing Entertainment finally got their start in this powerful entertainment circle.

In the current entertainment circle, the number of celebrities who are popular with Xiangjing Entertainment is so high that it is a kind of metaphysics, which can be regarded as a characteristic of the company.

Jiang Yan inspected the practice room below as usual, and when he returned to the office, Bie Le still offered a cup of coffee with a downcast face.

He looked at Bie Le, although he was also shy and timid, but compared to the first time they met, it was obvious that Bie Le's face was much rounder, and he dared to choke with others on some necessary occasions.

Jiangyan suddenly felt a sense of satisfaction like having won a trophy after a business simulation game had reached its conclusion——

So he opened his notebook and started fishing.

As usual, Jiang Yan turned on the Big Sauce Bone Chat, and began to check which sea area the girls had been surfing recently; only to find that after their own life experiences were exposed, they turned to Rufengdi to open up a new battlefield.

Orthopedics, OK!

Pseudo-orthopedics, better!

Therefore, Jiang Yan found that their current setting has gradually changed from being brothers to a dog picked up by the young master of the gangster and his parents. The dog grew up with the young master and assisted the young master in doing things. The assistant went to bed.

Jiang Yan felt that this setting was not bad, and propped his head to read a few Ba Zong literature and xx literature, and the more he read, the more fascinated he became, and then he turned his head and saw that it was time for the meeting that Liang Xishi said.

He closed the notebook and came to the conference room with a serious face.

Generally, Jiang Yan mainly acts as a mascot for this kind of company's routine meeting, and this time was no exception; he heard Liang Xishi was there for a long time, and he was almost so sleepy that he went to the ground and ascended to heaven. , the ear suddenly heard a key word:

"I'm not saying that some employees relax a little bit when they go to work. This is completely understandable." Liang Xizhi said in a somewhat horrible tone: "Originally, Xiao Wu just wanted to see who was using the broadband. The Internet is so stuck, but the more I look at it, the more I find that some people are really going too far."

Jiang Yan gradually frowned.

"You said it's okay to watch the fund for an hour at work. I can forgive you for the recent drop that has been too bad." Liang Xi said from his dantian: "But the Internet is not a place outside the law. Why are you still looking at that kind of thing while going to work! Just look at it for three hours, is this a company or an Internet cafe? Xiao Wu, tell me."

At this time, Xiao Wu stood up, his simple and honest face was full of righteousness and awe.

Jiang Yan gradually felt bad.

"Everyone, it's better not to watch those for too long." Xiao Wu solemnly reminded: "I won't name names here, the one with the most serious situation and the most frequent appearance is a man named Dajiang. bone--"

Jiang Yan: "?"

Liang Xizhi: "?"

"Okay!" Jiang Yan shot up, and the light of righteousness immediately shone on the ground: "These are the privacy of the employees. What do they like to do? What do they do? Let's not ask any more questions."

Liang Xizhi followed immediately: "Yes, yes, yes!"

Xiao Wu: "?"

Didn't Liang Xishi ask him to report it carefully? Now what are you talking about? !

...he gradually does not understand everything.

That night, the news that Jiang Yan became a beauty in anger reached Jiang Peiliang's ears.

Jiang Yan was very skeptical about the authenticity of this information: "Who spread the news? Ignore the cause and effect and only take the middle. How can this person make it up better than me?"

Jiang Peiliang: "Liang Xizhi."

Jiang Yan: "..."

He was stabbed in the back by the left protector, his heart ached.

"Brother," Jiang Yan asked while packing up the files, "How are your parents doing?"

Jiang Peiliang let go for a moment, then said suddenly: "...That's it? That's it."

Hearing his tone, Jiang Yan suddenly recalled the scene he saw when he went home last night.

Anyway, yesterday, when the two returned home grandly holding hands, the meal was on the table, but there was no one there. Jiang's father took a newspaper and glanced at it, and Jiang's mother held a sweater and beat her. The two sat apart in the spacious living room. , The two are not related, just like the end of the world and the cape of the sea, the voice of speaking even carries a distant echo.

Jiang Yizhao and Jiang Miao didn't know where they were, the living room was empty, only the old couple.

This fierce round battle was first kicked off by Father Jiang:

"By the way, when I went home today, I saw a young couple kissing on the side of the road."

Mother Jiang paused for a moment, and continued to act as if nothing had happened? Continue to knit the sweater:

"It's none of your business to love your relatives? What's the matter? What's so strange that you asked me to take it out and say it."

Father Jiang exhaled without any trace, and introduced the topic very smoothly:

"The key is that the two young couples are both boys. I looked at them from a distance and thought they were both very tall. I thought that girls and children are so well-nourished, but I saw, yo, they are both boys."

Mother Jiang tightened her hand quickly, then let it go quickly, and said easily:

"What's wrong with the two boys? Are you uncomfortable looking at them? That's all outdated thinking. I think both boys in foreign countries can get married now, and they can get the same certificate as here."

Father Jiang is not embarrassed? Hehe smiled:

"That's not what I said. After all, it's someone else's child. We have nothing to do with looking for boys and girls. The main reason is that I'm thinking, what if your closest person suddenly tells you that he is gay? , what's your reaction? Just asking, I don't mean anything else."

Mother Jiang tightly grasped the wool, and said vigilantly:

"Why are you talking so much all of a sudden? You don't want to say you're gay, do you?"

Father Jiang: "..."

He will heal these ten seconds with his whole life.

Jiang Yan and Jiang Peiliang just listened like this for a long time, and stood in front of them holding hands for a long time; no one cared.

Jiang Yan and Jiang Peiliang held hands and swaggered past them; no one cared?

Jiang Yan and Jiang Peiliang walked into the same room right under their noses.

...still no one cares?

To exaggerate it? Jiang Yan felt that none of them knew that he and his elder brother had returned.

When Jiang Yan thought of yesterday's scene, he felt weak and panicked, and finally couldn't help but said: "Brother, let's talk straight."

If things go on like this, can this day still survive?

Jiang Peiliang tidied up his neckline and said flatly, "How do you say it?"

When Jiang Yan was asked such a question, the image of himself and his elder brother holding hands and confessing to him automatically appeared in his mind, and he was so embarrassed that his toes started to work: "No, I don't know."

"Don't worry." Jiang Pei said with a blank expression, "Let them vaccinate each other, and we'll talk when it's almost done."

In fact, Jiang Yan felt that it was almost the same now, but he dared not say that the only thing he asked for this opportunity to open up the sky was not to be too embarrassing.

After all, he also wanted to be able to hold hands with his elder brother in an open and aboveboard manner outside.

Originally, the two didn't intend to go home for dinner, but Jiang's father and Jiang's mother secretly told them to come back tonight. It seemed that there was something important to talk about, so they drove home in a hurry.

But when the two opened the door, they found it was dark inside.

Even though it was late at night, even a small light was not turned on, and even the servants who were busy in the kitchen were silent at all, as if the whole house was empty.

Jiang Yan couldn't help feeling a little puzzled, and called out in a low voice, "Dad? Mom?"

No one answered.

Jiang Peiliang pulled him in, with a little doubt on his stern face: "Is no one here?"

"It seems to be...but why? Aunt Li isn't even here? Isn't she the one who usually cooks?" Jiang Yan walked in the dark while finding a reason very skillfully: "Could it be what is today? Holidays? Or everyone isn’t eating at home, so it’s a holiday.”

"Yeah." Jiang Peiliang said: "Miaomiao said before that she has class at night."

The two held hands, and the faint moonlight cast in through the window sill, dyeing the silent night with a layer of cool brilliance; Jiang Peiliang's palms were cold, but glowed with the heat he passed on.

Subconsciously, Jiang Yan clenched his hands a little bit, interlocking his fingers.

"Brother," Jiang Yan whispered suddenly in the dark, "What are you planning? When will you... huh?"

This is a question he has held back for a long time, and he dared not say it face to face. At this time, he couldn't see his face, couldn't catch a glimpse of his eyes, and instead became bolder.

Jiang Peiliang's finger that had already touched the light switch paused and stopped.

Although the words were vague, he understood what Jiang Yan was asking.He looked at the outline of the back of Jiang Yan's round head in the dark, and couldn't help but feel a little dryness in his throat.

Jiang Yan waited for a while, but he didn't get an answer, so he couldn't help feeling a little disappointed, but felt his arm was gently pulled, he turned around, and suddenly his forehead softened.

Jiang Peiliang gently held the side of his face, bent down slightly, and touched his forehead as soon as he left. Anyone can see his cherishment and love; and just maintaining this posture, Jiang Peiliang lowered his head Said to him in a loud voice: "Wait a little longer..."

"It won't be too long." His warm breath hit Jiang Yan's forehead, and his tone was soft that outsiders could hardly see: "I promise."

Jiang Yan's heart softened, and he didn't speak any more, but silently wrapped his arms around his elder brother's waist, and the two hugged tightly; Jiang Yan stood on tiptoe a little, and kissed in the dark The well-shaped jaw of the person in front of him.

And at this very moment, the lights came on—

Jiang Yizhao and Jiang Miao hid at the corner of the table like two little mice. At this moment, they jumped up suddenly, closed their eyes and took out the salute. Accompanied by four loud "Surprise!!" Fireworks flew all over the sky, touching the faces and mouths of the two people. The two opened their eyes in ecstasy, but did not move.

On the dining table, a huge cake was lying there, with a pile of candles and a small crown beside it. Jiang's father and mother sat on both sides clapping their hands and smiling.

Even at the focus of the eyes of the four people, Jiang Yan's mouth still reluctantly licked on his elder brother's chin, which was only 0.5 centimeters away from his lips.

The world is silent.

Father Jiang: "?"

Mother Jiang: "?"

Jiang Yichao: "?"

Jiang Miao: "?"

Jiang Yan: "..."

He stiffly retracted his lips and stood where he was.

Goodbye, he is going to change his life on another planet overnight.