Sand Sculpture Overlord's thousand-layer routine

Jiang Yizhao was still immersed in his elder brother's good intentions. How about touching himself? After a while, he realized that Jiang Miao didn't say anything. He suddenly leaned over with some doubts: "Miaomiao? not talking?"

"You shouldn't be sitting so close to me." Jiang Miao said suddenly.

Jiang Yizhao was confused: "What do you mean? Ah?"

Jiang Miao showed the palm of her hand to the confused Jiang Yizhao, and said, "If you haven't left my sight within three seconds, this big mouth will appear on your face. "

Jiang Yichao: "?"

He scrambled to the back of Jiang Miao, hugging his "extremely smart" head, feeling aggrieved.

Did he say something wrong?It shouldn't be!

On the other side, Jiang Yan was sitting in the room, and realized how many rooms he had? The uncle was repairing the floor heating, and suddenly he was awkward: "No, no? Sorry? Ah, I'm sorry."

"It's okay," the uncle was sweating profusely, with a mouthful of Beijing accent: "It's just that there's something wrong with the wiring, it's okay, it will be fine soon?"

Jiang Yan put? His?

The worker uncle subconsciously wanted to open the door, but was stopped by Jiang Yan's voice: "Don't open!"

The volume is loud and the effect is obvious, but the range of effect is a bit large, and Jiang Peiliang can hear it even through a door.

So the knock on the door paused, and it was replaced by Jiang Peiliang's signature cold voice: "Jiang Yan, open the door."

He subconsciously retracted his head into the neckline again, and steam began to come from the top of his head.

What the hell is this...

In fact, he also knows that this door cannot be blocked for long.Everyone? We're all grown-ups who want to save face. We're not kids who don't care about everything. When they lose their temper, they just close the door to prevent anyone from entering.

But he doesn't know what to do.

"Jiangyan." Jiang Peiliang's voice became a little dull through a door, and he confirmed it again: "Can I come in?"

It was only now that Jiang Yan remembered that, after such a long time, no one had really entered his room except the housekeeping aunt and the maintenance staff.

He looked at his messy room, the soft pillows on the bed, and a few indescribable books, and quickly said, "No!"

The voice outside the door seemed to be stunned, and after a while, he said, "Okay?"

Also? I don’t know if it’s Jiang Yan’s psychological effect, but it sounds so disappointing, the ending droops a little.

Immediately afterwards, there were footsteps at the door.

Jiang Peiliang seemed to walk away.

"..." Jiang Yan's brain twitched, did he think about it? He didn't think about it, and shouted loudly: "It's, it's not that time yet!"

The footsteps stopped, and there was silence inside and outside the house, only the sound of the repairman's close conversation.

Jiang Yan waited for a long time, but he didn't hear the sound, so he held his breath, wishing to stick his ears to the door panel.

I don't know how long it took before Jiang Peiliang's voice with a little smile finally rang out, through a door panel, but it was unexpectedly clear: "Really."

"Indeed, it's not that time yet."

As Jiang Yan listened, he always felt that there was something in his elder brother's words.

But he doesn't dare to go deep?He cowardly.

"Aren't you going to attend the wrapping ceremony?" The topic just now seemed to have been dismissed lightly, Jiang Peiliang's tone returned to his usual indifference, he raised his hand and knocked on the door again: "Come out, I'll take you to buy clothes."

Jiang Yan was very vigilant: "Myself? Yes."

Jiang Peiliang's tone was flat: "Why haven't I seen you wear it?"

Jiangyan was blocked for a moment and was at a loss for words.

He himself? I won’t mention it. I can’t wait to go to work with shirtless beach pants, no matter how comfortable they are; even the original owner wears them on weekdays? They are trendy brands and luxury goods with huge LOGOs. When it comes to attending formal occasions, Looking through the closet now, there is really nothing that can be worn out on formal occasions.

But how could Jiang Yan be brought into the ditch? With an idea, he asked wisely: "Brother, you are so sure, is it because you are staring at what I am wearing every day?"

Jiang Peiliang responded quickly: "Remove 'could it be' and 'what to wear'?"

Jiang Yan: "..."

He tucked his head back into his neckline again, like a shy old turtle.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!you've changed! !You've even become meme-able! ! !

But the most frightening thing is that he has no ability to resist.

He suddenly turned into a turtle with a shrunken head, and rolled around the door for a long time, but he heard the hesitant voice of the repairman in front of him: "Little master, are you alright?"

Jiang Yan immediately sat upright: "It's okay."

What can he do?Does he look weird?This is impossible, his superficial skills are perfect.

"It's really all right?" The uncle repairman muttered and left, "Oh, I was shocked, I thought I was having a stroke, let's just let it go."

Jiang Yan: "?"

Jiang Peiliang was at the door? After waiting quietly for nearly 5 minutes, the door finally opened with a creak.

Jiang Yan hid in the crack of the door, looked at him with one eye, and said with full vigilance: "Where are you going to take me to buy clothes?"

The roots of his ears were still a little red, and his eyes were wide open, like a little panda raising his hands to disguise himself as a giant beast. Facing the danger, he tentatively stretched out a paw, trying to catch the trap Take back the bait on it.

Jiang Peiliang closed his eyes half-closed, looked down at him, and said lightly: "Private order."

"No need." Jiang Yan is used to careful calculations: "Brother, you can just lend me a set to wear? Anyway, it won't take many times."

"Lend it to me?" Jiang Peiliang glanced at him blankly, "You want to perform rice planting at the killing ceremony?"

Jiang Yan: "..."

His legs? Not so short that you need to roll your trouser legs to transplant rice seedlings! !

Just when his mind was shaking, Jiang Peiliang's eyes were quick and his hands were quick, and he slipped him out from the crack of the door.Jiang Yan lost this barrier, so he could no longer pretend to be a tiger. He huddled into a ball and struggled, screaming, "I don't accept forced buying and selling!!!"

Personal order sounds very expensive, he is very stingy, he doesn't buy it.

Jiang Peiliang was a little helpless, "I don't need your money."

Jiang Yan immediately shut his mouth tighter than a clam shell.

"Busy man." Jiang Peiliang patted his head, "When will you be free?"

Since returning from a business trip, this little follower has made a 180-degree turn. He used to want to hang on his waistband, but now he just wants to keep a social distance of 800 meters with him all the time.

Heart? It's almost written on his face.

"...If it's Big Brother, you take me there," Jiang Yan said cheekily and quietly, "I can do it now."

He's always been a very principled man—

He doesn't need to take advantage of this man, but he can't take his money.

Jiang Peiliang watched him twirling his hair neatly, and his Adam's apple rolled twice without a trace.

Like a low smile.

"Let's go then," he said.

At this moment, Jiang Yichao's voice sounded far behind them, like a torrent of bells exploding above their heads: "What what?! Brother, where are you taking him?"

Jiang Peiliang: "..."

He turned his head blankly.

Jiang Yizhao, who was on the sofa, ignored all Jiang Miao's eye and body hints, and his face was full of joy, wanting to join in the fun: "Whoever sees has a share! Whoever sees has a share! Me too? I haven't been to the old man for a long time. there……"

He didn't finish speaking halfway, but Jiang Miao covered his mouth with great desire to survive: "This person eats too much food, his blood sugar rises, and his mind is a little dizzy. Brother, don't pay attention to him."

"?" Jiang Yichao broke free, scolding all over his face: "Don't talk nonsense? Open the river!"

Jiang Miao saw that his elder brother's face was about to turn from sunny to cloudy, and quickly said, "Let's go back first—"

"That's right, those who meet have a share." Jiang Yan quickly replied: "Everyone? Let's go together and make it lively."

Jiang Miao: "..."

She sneaked another glance at Jiang Peiliang's face.

Good guys, don't let the sun turn to cloudy, it will directly lead to thunderstorms.

Jiang Peiliang finally brought everyone.

This is a home? The small facade doesn’t look big, but when you walk in, it’s a different world; with solid wood furnishings and warm yellow lights, Jiang Yan walks in without seeing the world, and even feels that he will come from the inside in the next second. An old man with a mustache in a suit and leather shoes came out and asked them to stand in line with a measuring tape.

But there was no old man with a moustache, just a young man picking his teeth, beardless, and looking handsome.

Jiang Miao and Jiang Yizhao followed behind.

"Yo, here you come." The man said, Jiang Peiliang smiled, "Rare guest, why did you bring someone here today?"

"Don't be poor." Jiang Peiliang glanced at him, "He is Jiang Yan."

Jiang Yizhao just wanted to go up and display his strong social talent and high emotional intelligence, but Jiang Miao who was standing beside him gave him an elbow and almost collapsed: "What are you doing?"

"I just want to ask you what you are doing." Jiang Miao lowered her voice, "Brother brought Jiang Yan here, why do you have to come with me?"

Looking at the expression on the elder brother's face, he knew that he was not very happy.

"You don't understand now." Jiang Yizhao said inscrutablely.

"I said before, if I believe in you again, I'm a dog." Jiang Miao slapped her big slap, "If you love to talk, you can't convince me today. It's over if I beat you or not. gone."

"Don't be so impatient!" Jiang Yichao narrowed his eyes, not afraid of her threat at all, and said confidently: "The meaning of what you said before is that you think that big brother is right? Jiangyan is very special?"

"..." Jiang Miao: "Aren't you logical and self-consistent? To yourself? Have you finished explaining?"

"I stick to my idea." Jiang Yichao said dismissively: "However, we need evidence in everything, not to see who is right? Whoever is right? If you think that elder brother is right? Jiangyan is special, you can For yourself? Come and see."

"You think I'm just here to rub clothes?" Jiang Yichao looked at Jiang Miao and shook his finger in an unpredictable manner: "I'm here to show you to observe. Observation, understand?"

Jiang Miao: "?"

Those who ride horses, why do they think there is such a grain of truth.

When the two were elbowing each other furiously at each other, Jiang Yan had already been slipped onto the measuring platform inside by Jiang Peiliang.

The young man was holding a toothpick in his mouth, looking generous, but talking like coaxing a child: "Come on, open your arms—"

Jiang Yan opened his arms blankly.

Jiang Peiliang stood beside him with arms folded, watching.

Jiang Yan felt a little cramped when the cold ruler was pressed against his chest, so he hurriedly said, "Dare to ask your name?"

"Lu Shan." The man swayed a few times, and said with a smile, "Young master has seen me before, why don't you remember?"

Jiang Yan hurriedly said in embarrassment: "Yes? I'm sorry..."

"Hey." Lu Shan let out a low laugh from his throat: "I lied to you, why are you so obedient."

Jiang Yan: "..."

He's not good at dealing with this type of thing, he was a little bit open-mouthed and tongue-tied.

Jiang Peiliang on the side said in a cold voice: "Lu Shan."

There was a bit of a warning in the voice, but Jiang Yan couldn't hear it. Lu Shan, who had been a classmate for many years, was different, and could hear a sentence clearly, so he couldn't help being a little surprised.

This man has been a cycad tree for many years, and when it blooms, it is like an old house on fire, and he is jealous of everything he says.

Not bad? It's not impossible, but how did the flowers bloom in my own house?Is there something hidden?

In the silence, Jiang Yan took the initiative to ask, "What is my bust size?" in order to ease the atmosphere.

"Huh?" Lu Shan looked at it, "One hundred and three, you have exercised well."

Jiang Yan: "Oh..."

He actually wanted to ask his elder brother, but he didn't feel very comfortable? Opening his mouth?

"Your brother is amazing," Lu Shan said with a toothpick in his mouth, "110 five."

Jiang Yan was so shocked that his nostrils were as big as his mouth: "!!!"

One, 110 five, how big is this...! !

He mechanically turned his head to Jiang Peiliang and swallowed his saliva.

Jiang Peiliang glanced at him, but he didn't say anything, but under Jiang Yan's increasingly fiery gaze, he exhaled and said coldly: "Do you want to see?"

Jiang Yan was still in a state of shock: "Huh?"

"Want to see it? That's fine." Jiang Peiliang looked cold, "Come to my room later, and I'll show you."

Jiang Yan: "?"

Brother, how can you say such a thing! !Aren't you shy! !

I don't know if Jiang Peiliang is shy or not, anyway, Jiang Yan is very shy, and immediately started cosplaying like a cosplayer: "I'm not at all? No, I don't want to see it."

Lu Shan held back his laughter so much that he could hardly hold the ruler steadily.

"Okay," he handed Jiang Yan a few sets of clothes, "If you need them urgently, try these few styles first, and I'll see if I can catch up."

Jiang Yan retracted his head into the turtle shell, and went into the fitting room with droopy eyes.

Seeing Jiang Yan go in, Lu Shan changed his cigarette, right? Jiang Pei said coolly, "Your brother?"

"Yeah." Jiang Peiliang's expression was a little unclear in the smog: "It's not a kiss."

Lu Shan choked, and in the end? He just said with a complicated expression: "Just don't break the law. But, are you right? As a younger brother..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw a black and yellow sweet potato rushing in, opened his mouth and said, "Brother!"

"Okay?" Lu Shan quickly changed his words: "It seems that it has nothing to do with my brother."

A few people were bustling around, Jiang Yan finished changing his clothes, came out of the fitting room awkwardly, and stood in front of the mirror.

Immediately, the eyes of the four people all focused on him.

What Lu Shan chose for him was a white or gray suit. Some minor changes were made to the rigorous style, making it look more youthful.Jiang Yan's skin was fair and fair, so his facial features were more delicate and delicate, and he looked like a little angel.

Jiang Peiliang stared at him fixedly, a little absent-minded.

Lu Shan was taken aback for a moment, and was about to speak when he heard Jiang Yan make an emotional speech to the big mirror:

"Today, Duanmu, he took me to Metersbonwe. When I was trying on clothes, I didn't even know myself in the mirror? Who the hell..."

Four people at the same time: "?"

Lu Shan finally regained his composure, pointed to the side with difficulty and said, "Actually, there are matching knee socks and leather shoes..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Peiliang took out his shoes and said solemnly, "I'll do it."

Sitting on a chair, Jiang Yan looked at Jiang Peiliang half-kneeling to change his shoes in a daze.

Jiang Miao and Jiang Yizhao stared closely at the two of them, Jiang Peiliang lowered his head, and his hands moved lightly.

Jiang Yan's ankle was very thin, with a slight cyan color. He drew his leg in uncomfortably, but Jiang Peiliang grabbed his ankle and said, "Don't move."

Jiang Yan frowned, pursed his lips, and at this moment, Jiang Peiliang raised his eyes, and the eyes of the two of them met at this moment.

Jiang Yichao's ribs were almost broken by Jiang Miao's elbow. He gritted his teeth and said in a low voice, "It's now, is it a good time to observe? Quick, quick look!"

In the next second, I don't know where Jiang Peiliang touched, Jiang Yan's extremely sensitive neurons played a huge role in this lingering moment——

He triggered a huge and powerful knee jerk, and almost kicked Jiang Peiliang two meters away.

Jiang Yichao: "..."

Jiang Miao: "..."

Lu Shan: "..."

Is it too late for them to lose their memory now?