The cannon fodder of quick time travel, he is beautiful, strong and miserable

Not so good.

Han Yu quickly showed a flattering smile, "Baby, why are you back?"

"If you don't come back, how will you know Mr. Han's strength? You can't even beat him to the top three." Shen Yan sullenly.

Han Yu said modestly, "Low-key and low-key."

"Ah."

This sneer successfully scared Han Yu.

A little panicked, he hurriedly put on his shoes and got out of bed trying to coax Shen Yan, but his strength was exhausted, his figure flickered and he almost fell, the tip of his nose was instantly filled with a faint fragrance, a white shadow floated by, and in the blink of an eye, Shen Yan came to his side to support him .

Alas, the daughter-in-law really has a knife mouth and a rotten heart.

Han Yu was sure that he would be soft-hearted, and pretended to be "weak" and leaned into his arms. Just as he was about to speak, he coughed sharply.

"Cough... baby, I'm sorry, I didn't...cough cough cough... I deliberately kept it from you, I'm afraid you're worried...cough cough cough."

Shen Yan originally thought that he was repeating his old tricks, but seeing black blood dripping from the corner of his mouth, he said nervously: "Why is he coughing up blood again, I'll ask Cheng Hong to call a doctor."

Han Yu stopped him, "No need, the doctor can't cure my disease."

"why?"

"I've been poisoned."

Shen Yan was stunned, "What kind of poison is this, very serious?"

Han Yu chuckled, "It's just one life."

"Just?"

Seeing his dark face, Han Yu hurriedly rubbed against him and coaxed him: "It just so happens that I also want to come down to accompany you, let's dominate the world together, I even thought of our title, how about calling it Baba?"

After Han Yu finished speaking, he couldn't help but laugh. He turned to look at him, but saw that his face was expressionless and there was no smile.

Failed to change topic.

Smiling a little stiffly, Han Yu rubbed his face.

Restraining his smile, Han Yu sighed, leaned closer and kissed his forehead, and whispered, "Baby, don't worry about me, it's only a matter of time before I can detoxify, trust me?"

Shen Yan: "Who injected the poison?"

"Qi Mo."

"I brought it on the knife I stabbed you with?"

Han Yu didn't expect his mind to turn so fast, but afraid that he would feel guilty again, Han Yu lied calmly, "No, it happened before."

Shen Yan squinted at him, not sure if he believed it or not.

After the meeting, he asked again: "Then your legs are also unable to stand for a long time because of the poison in your body?"

Baby's head is spinning too fast, and he can't hide anything from him.

Sighing, Han Yu nodded, "...Yes."

Seeing that Shen Yan's face turned ugly in an instant, Han Yu rubbed his hands and comforted him: "Baby, don't frown, my heart hurts."

Shen Yan felt uncomfortable, that little bitch Qi Mo dared to poison his man!He must kill him!

The anger in Shen Yan's eyes ignited, and the yin energy in his body became more and more sluggish. The temperature in the room dropped instantly, making Han Yu shiver from the cold.

"Honey, calm down..."

"It's useless to call me grandpa!"

"grandfather."

"..."

Han Yu rubbed his chest "delicately", and groaned while eating Doufu: "Baby, my back hurts, hurry up and blow it off for me."

Shen Yan blocked Han Yu's face with one hand and pushed him away, "This set is outdated."

Han Yu froze for a few seconds, then began to undress.

Shen Yan frowned, "What are you doing?"

"That seductiveness is always timeless, come on, baby, let's exercise."

Shen Yan: "..."

"Do some exercise by yourself, I don't have time."

Seeing that he was about to leave, Han Yu grabbed him, "I'm a sportsman, you can be me."

Seeing him undressed and lying on the bed, Shen Yan took out the sharpened knife last time, "You will have spring before spring, I will castrate you for you."

The light of the knife was so white and terrifying, Han Yu subconsciously covered his legs, "Baby, are you serious? From now on, your sexual happiness will depend on your husband and me."

Full of gossip.

Shen Yan sneered, "Sexual happiness? Use your Flammulina velutipes?"

Flammulina velutipes? !

It's about a man's dignity, can this be tolerated?

With a dark complexion, Han Yu pulled him down and turned over, grabbed the knife in his hand and threw it away, then held his hand and leaned down on him, and said hoarsely, "Are you sure it's Flammulina velutipes?"

Can't hold it with one hand!

Then if they are in harmony, is he still alive?

Oh no, he is already a ghost, and logically speaking, he can't feel pain, but Han Yu is a celestial master, who knows if it will hurt.

Recalling the bad first experience in several lifetimes, Shen Yan was frightened, flung it away like a hot hand, and stammered: "You...you...shameless!"

Seeing his blushing, Han Yu leaned close to him and couldn't help rubbing against him, "Didn't you read it last time, and you even said it was an enoki mushroom, you're so naughty~"

His chest was thumped, Shen Yan looked at a "shy" strong man in his arms, and began to doubt life.

……

When Cheng Hong heard the crackling sound from the kitchen, he rushed over in a panic. When he saw Shen Yan running out with a black face, he asked in astonishment, "Mr. Shen, are you alright?"

Shen Yan coughed, "It's okay, I'm studying the recipe."

Oh, it turned out that he was studying recipes, and he thought he was studying bombs, and the kitchen was bombed beyond recognition.

Miserable.

"What do you want to eat, let me make it." Cheng Hong asked, covering his little heart, feeling distressed about the kitchen.

"Can you make pork loin?"

"Pig... pork loin?!"

"what."

Cheng Hong looked him up and down, "Ghosts still need to invigorate the kidneys?"

"It's not me, it's for Han Yu."

Cheng Hong: "...!"

Good guy, Mr. Kidney is not working!

Cheng Hong thought he had heard some secrets and was afraid of being silenced. He just wanted to slip away, but he was really curious. He didn't see Mr. yu?yán%(???3?), so he asked quietly, "Why did you prepare for Mr. , is he not good at something?"

Shen Yan sighed, that night he thought that the two of them would come to fruition, that they would enter a harmonious life, who would have thought that a doggy man would be willing to put down the meat that was in his mouth!

It's all fucking on the lips!

Is this fucking human?Shen Yan was so angry!

From then on, he thought that Han Yujue was not good at forcing his kidneys, and he was even cold-hearted!

But for the sake of Han Yu's remaining masculine dignity, he couldn't tell Cheng Hong, he could only say tactfully: "Well... I stabbed him in the back, and I just wanted to make up for what was hurt, and make up for him."

Cheng Hong, however, had an expression of "I understand", patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, leave it to me, I guarantee it will be delicious."

Shen Yan was happy, and followed him to the kitchen.

noon.

Shen Yan pushed the plate in front of Han Yu as if offering a treasure, and said expectantly, "Taste it."

Han Yu raised his eyebrows unexpectedly, "Did you do it yourself?"

After Shen Yan and Cheng Hong looked at each other, he quickly nodded, "Yes, try it quickly."

Cheng Hong was in charge of doing it, and Shen Yan was in charge of reading the steps to him, which means he did it "by himself".

Han Yu picked up the chopsticks and tasted it, and saw the two people staring at him expectantly.

"How about it?"

Chew and swallow carefully. Although the meat is tender, it always feels weird. Han Yu nodded, "It's delicious, but... this meat is a bit weird, what kind of meat is it?"

Shen Yan smiled sweetly at him, "Pork kidney."

Han Yu: "..."

Is it too late to vomit now?

Suppressing the discomfort in his stomach, Han Yu asked, "Why do you make pork kidneys for me?"

Before Shen Yan could speak, Cheng Hong interjected first, "Mr. Shen said that your kidneys are failing."

Han Yu: "...??"

Shen Yan: "..." Teammate Pig!

Seeing the man's face darken, Shen Yan hurried to remedy it, "No, what I mean is, I stabbed you, so I have to make it up for you."

Han Yu looked at him with a half-smile, "Oh, yeah."

Oh, it's over.

Seeing the man's dark and unpredictable expression, Shen Yan knew that he was going to suffer.

Sure enough, at night, Shen Yan was tied up in front of the bed by him, but this dog man wouldn't let him climb on the bed, and ordered him to kneel down in front of the bed, sticking out his buttocks in a very shameful posture.

"My legs are sore, let me go first."

Seeing no one answered after speaking, Shen Yan raised his head to look at the man sitting at the table, but saw him staring at him inexplicably, with his thin lips tightly pursed, and remained silent for a long time.

This look...

Shen Yan realized that he was getting angry, and a hero would not suffer from immediate losses, so he hurriedly begged for mercy, "I was wrong."

"What's wrong?" Han Yu finally agreed to speak.

"Your masculinity shouldn't be challenged."

After saying this, Han Yu's face looked a little better, but a few seconds later, he heard him add a sentence in a low voice.

"But I dare to do it next time."

Being unreasonable is also strong, and Han Yu is amused by him.

Standing up and slowly approaching him, he said condescendingly: "Shen Yan, are you seeking dissatisfaction?"

Shen Yan immediately denied it, "Fuck your mother's twisted fart! When did I become dissatisfied with my desires!"

"Heh," Han Yu squatted down and looked at him, "Baby, don't be stubborn. If you want it, just tell me. I'll satisfy you with a big baby, and I promise to make you want to die."

Shen Yan: "..."

When it comes to sarcasm in a serious manner, Shen Yan really can't compare to him.

Seeing that he was about to make a move, Shen Yan hurriedly stopped him, "Brother, I was wrong, I shouldn't have challenged your authority, I really knew I was wrong, your lord has a lot, let me go, okay?"

Han Yu pinched his earlobe and said with a light smile, "Why did you go so early?"

"It's really wrong, let me go, let's have a good talk, kneeling for too long, my legs are sore and painful, brother, baby, husband! You have pity on me."

Shen Yan was coquettish and coquettish directly, knowing that men love this kind of thing.

Sure enough, the next second, Han Yu squeezed his chin and said hoarsely, "What did you call me?"

"elder brother?"

"next."

"baby?"

"Next one."

Shen Yan didn't bark, which made him mad.

Han Yu suddenly recited a formula, and the rope tied to Shen Yan's body was tightened, forcing him to raise his hips even more.

What a shame!

Unbearable, Shen Yan yelled at him angrily: "Husband! Quickly untie it!"

He shouted intimate words, but his tone was fierce.

This small mouth really owes a kiss.

Han Yu let him go, hugged him to the bed, leaned over and gagged him viciously.

Shen Yan pretended to refuse at first, but later he felt comfortable being kissed by him, and obeyed him when he was distracted.

Kissing and kissing Tianleigoudihuo, the breath of the two of them was unstable, and their passion and desire together were like wildfire with no blade of grass growing on it, but at the last step, the dog stopped again.

Mu Ni also had a temper, and Shen Yan kicked him down violently.

"Why can't you fucking be tough! Use it as a display?"

Seeing that he was angry, Han Yu hurriedly climbed onto the bed, afraid that he would misunderstand something, forced him to hug him and explained softly, "Baby, I didn't mean that, we just fell in love with each other when we first met, how could we not be greedy for your body, I also I really want to really have you, but I can't, no, it's not impossible, it's not possible, ah bah, it's not impossible, it's not... Fuck, the more you explain, the more confusing it becomes."

Shen Yan looked at him coldly.