The cannon fodder of quick time travel, he is beautiful, strong and miserable

Chongwu and Qinghou didn't deal with each other when they were young.

When the wives of the two families were pregnant with them, they thought that if they were a man and a woman, they would be baby relatives. They never thought that they would be born as boys.

Holding the two children together during the full moon wine, I never thought that one would hate each other more than the other.

Weep when we meet.

When they grew up, the two families let the two children play together again, and the two children also developed their spiritual intelligence and understood the ways of the world, but Chongwu didn't like Qinghou who was always with a snot nose, and would beat him when they met.

Pian Qinghou immediately fell in love with Chong Wu, who was fierce and milky. Although he liked it, he didn't know how to express it, so he bullied him vigorously to attract his attention.

Unexpectedly, it had the opposite effect, making Chongwu hate Qinghou even more, and the number of fights with him increased day by day.

A few years later, Qing Hou saw that Chongwu grew longer and more beautiful, and guarded against outsiders coveting his daughter-in-law every day, just like guarding against thieves.

Wherever he went in the afternoon, he followed, like a fart.

Chongwu annoyed him very much, and immediately started beating him when he was annoyed, while Qinghou was afraid of breaking his wife, so he let him every time.

On this day, Chongwu wanted to go to the Human World to take a look, but Qinghou lied to him, "The Human World is not good, it is full of extremely ugly humans, and they only eat monsters, believe me."

How could Chong Wu believe him, he was about to leave after pushing him away, and Qinghou waved his hand in the void to release the real scene of human beings.

"See, there's mud everywhere, and the feces of these animals. It's extremely filthy. You can't dirty your clean feet."

Chong Wu watched him make up nonsense quietly.

Seeing that he didn't believe him, Qing Hou scratched his head anxiously, and was about to continue persuading him to stop him from going, but in the blink of an eye, his eyes disappeared.

There was no other way, Qinghou had no choice but to chase after him.

While chasing, he sent a message to let his demons play human beings, so as to scare Chong Wu back.

After Chongwu came to the human world, he was robbed by a group of robbers.

"Fight... fight... fight..." The leading robber stammered, before he could say the word "Jie", he was frightened by Chongwu's transformed snake body.

He stuttered and said in horror: "Damn... Excuse me."

A group of people ran away like shit.

Qinghou thought that this group of people was played by his subordinates, and just when he hated that iron could not be made into steel, another wave of people came.

"Hey, this little lady is so handsome." The leader wanted to touch Chongwu wretchedly, only then did Qinghou realize that something was wrong, the two waves were all human!Afraid that Chong Wu would start killing people, he hurried forward to stop him, "Stop! Don't touch him!"

The man threatened him with a knife, "What kind of onion are you? Get lost."

Hey, you dare to tell me to get lost?

Before Qinghou could attack, Chongwu swept over with a fan, and the man's head fell to the ground, killing him on the spot.

The rest of the people were scared away when they saw this.

Looking at the man who was so cold, Qing Hou sighed, "I've never seen a person who is so eager to reincarnate."

The last wave of people came, and this would be Qinghou's subordinates.

"This mountain was opened by me, and this tree was... yes..." The demon was illiterate, and he couldn't figure out why he was there for a long time.

"I planted this tree. If I want to live from now on, I will keep money to buy roads, right?" Chong Wu slowly approached them.

Xiao Mo hurriedly nodded, "Yes, yes, yes."

Chongwu laughed suddenly, and threatened Xiaomo with the iron fan, "Travel, take out all the money."

Little Devil: "...?"

Qinghou: "..." Niubi, my daughter-in-law.

The little devil was frightened by the coercion he unleashed, and kept looking to Qinghou for help, Chongwu cast a sad glance at Qinghou, Qinghou immediately pretended to bow his head and seriously count the stones.

It's hard to protect yourself, so how dare you save the devil again.

The little devils failed to rob, but were robbed, leaving behind the money and running away in desperation, leaving Qinghou alone to face the storm.

Chong Wu stomped on him hard and then walked away, realizing that his daughter-in-law knew, Qing Hou dared not say anything, so he could only continue to chase.

The trip to the human world was not a happy one, because there was a follower like Qinghou, and Chong Wu couldn't enjoy himself to the fullest.

In the end, because Qinghou went crazy and fought with humans, Chongwu had to carry him back to the demon world.

"Don't stop me, I want to fight him!"

"childish."

Chongwu was too lazy to look at him, but Qinghou felt that he hated him, and he was angry and panicked, "Are you happy with that human being?"

"Can you stop making trouble for no reason?"

"You actually said that I was making trouble for no reason?" Qing Hou's expression was unbelievable.

"Why," Chong Wu shook his fan, "otherwise I still have to praise you?"

Qinghou was injured, he covered his chest with a pained face, "You actually hate me."

Seeing that his expression was too exaggerated, Chong Wu said speechlessly: "It's too fake."

"You still say I'm fake? No, let's fight."

Chong Wu sneered, "If you hit me, I will be afraid of you?"

If there is a disagreement, there will be a fight, and there will be no one but these two.

After fighting, the two of them reached adulthood, and adulthood meant that they could get married.

Both worlds of monsters and devils are trying to find concubines for these two people, but Qinghou is unwilling, he prefers Chongwu in his heart, and he doesn't want to share a room with other women.

Coincidentally, I heard that Chongwu had already found a wife and planned to get married next month, which made Qinghou very angry.

Qiang Shang snatched Chong Wu from the palace overnight, and stayed with him in the cave for seven to seven days, and then Qing Qu came into being.

Chongwu's pregnancy was beyond the expectation of the parents of both demons and monsters.

Knowing that there was a joy in Chongwu, Qinghou was as happy as a monkey, jumping up and down the roofs of the houses, and broke his leg because of it.

In fact, Chongwu is not completely ruthless to Qinghou, but he is reserved and doesn't like to reveal his thoughts to the outside, because Qinghou is an idiot who doesn't take the initiative to attack, so Chongwu asked his parents to host this blind date banquet to stimulate Qinghou.

The effect was quite good, successfully making Qinghou jealous.

The two got married by mistake and had Qing Qu.

When Chong Wu was pregnant with Qing Qu, it was very hard.

The taste is heavy, and it doesn't feel good to eat anything. In addition, it is especially rare to see Qinghou dangling in front of his eyes, and he is about to scold him. At this time, Qinghou can only act like a little daughter-in-law, and let him scold him aggrievedly.

When I feel comfortable scolding, I will eat an extra bowl of rice at noon.

Seeing his daughter-in-law eating too much, Qing Hou consciously asked him to scold him before the meal, and when he stopped scolding, Qing Hou deliberately made him angry again.

Chongwu's temper exploded at one point, and this time he went straight to his feet, beating Qinghou until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.

Seeing that he ate two extra bowls of rice, Qinghou was in pain but also happy.

When the month was a little older, Qing Qu was very skinny, and he was extremely dishonest in Chongwu's stomach. The fetal movement from time to time made him unable to sleep well, and it was even more frequent when Qinghou wanted to be in love with Chongwu.

Every time at this time, Qing Hou's face turned black, wishing to drag Qing Qu out and spank his ass.

When Qing Qu was born after a narrow escape, the two still had no two-person world. Qing Qu was very clingy when he was a child, and couldn't leave him for a while.

He couldn't leave even when he fell asleep, there seemed to be some mechanism on his body, whenever he realized that Chong Wu was not there, Qing Qu would cry unceasingly.

Later, I broke my head because of playfulness, so I became less sticky.

Qinghou has been abstinent for too long, and he wanted to take advantage of Qingqu's clinging to Chongwu, and have a good time with his wife.

But Qing Qu is here to collect debts.

Whenever Qinghou's arrow was on the string and had to be fired, Qing Qu would suddenly appear from the corner of the pimple, making Qinghou weak in fright.

After cheating many times, Qing Hou was successfully scared out of the shadows in his heart.

Of course, Qing Qu was often beaten because of his skin, but Qing Qu was smart, as long as he felt that he was going to be beaten, he would run into Chong Wu's arms and let Chong Wu protect him.

And at this time, Chong Wu would soften his heart and protect Qing Qu, making it impossible for Qing Hou to do anything.

When he returned to the demon world at Chongwu, no one was protecting him, and Qing Qu had practiced his escaping skills again, and his escaping speed was as fast as a loach, so Qinghou couldn't catch him.

It is a shameful thing for a man to have children. In order to prevent Qing Qu from being ridiculed by the outside world when he grows up, Chong Wu reluctantly separated from him, taking advantage of Qing Qu's innocence.

I only come to see Qing Qu on his birthday.

Qinghou was unwilling to be separated from his wife from the bottom of his heart, but his opinion was not important, because Chongwu didn't listen at all.

Let him fall ill from lovesickness, and Chong Wu will never return to the Demon Realm.

On Qing Qu's birthday, Qing Hou is often the most gentle, because he can see his wife. Of course, he will also go to see his wife at night, although he will be kicked out every time.

During the dinner, Qing Qu ate the longevity noodles Chong Wu made for him, and asked where Qing Hou Niang was.

Qinghou likes to make up stories with Qing Qu to fool him.

But Qing Qu believed it, and cried while saying that he wanted his mother. Every time he heard this, Chong Wu felt so distressed to death.

She wished she could tell him immediately that she was his mother.

But I was also afraid that Qing Qu would not recognize him.

As a result, he would quarrel with Qing Hou again, although it was Qing Hou who was scolded every time, and he dared not retaliate, but when he was in a hurry, Qing Hou would argue with him in a low voice.

The kind with very little confidence.

Qing Qu grew up under the daily quarrel between these two.

And every time Qingqu asked where Qinghou's mother was, Qinghou would be silent for a while before saying: "Run away."

Therefore, when Qing Qu was a child, he swore to himself that he would go out to find his mother when he grew up.

It's just that my mother didn't find it, but I found Lao Gong first.

When Qing Hou didn't watch him alone, Qing Qu slipped out of the Demon Realm to find his mother.

When Chongwu found out about this, he beat up Qinghou Fatty and was still angry, ignoring him for several months.

He didn't care about him until he found his son.

But after seeing that his son also found a man to be his husband, Chong Wu was speechless for a while.

Forget about a man, he is still an exorcist monk.

But seeing his son happy, Chong Wu had no choice but to agree.

In his heart, as long as his son is happy and healthy, everything is fine.

His wish is very simple, that is to laugh with his beloved and see his son get married and start a business, and the family will live happily ever after.

But this wish did not come true in the end.

When all walks of life jointly besieged the two worlds of monsters and demons, he made the worst plan.

Although they fought with Qinghou since they were young, and they often quarreled when they had a son, but he still loves him.

How much I want to accompany my husband and son forever, and travel around in all walks of life, but hope is hope after all.

But he has no regrets in his life.

After all, he has his true love by his side from birth to death.

In his world, the one who appears the most is Qinghou. From childhood to adulthood, and then to death, he is in his heart, eyes, and mind...all of him.

This silly goose just happened to take a fancy to him.

Dearest, no regrets...