The cannon fodder of quick time travel, he is beautiful, strong and miserable

When Jin Qin woke up, Tang Chen was already doing a square dance on the balcony.

Seeing him flying the fan, Jin Qin couldn't help swallowing, "Are you living in the world of the elderly in advance?"

"No, I lived a world without you in advance."

"...?"

Jin Youqian knocked on their door, "Daddy, I've soaked Youcai's milk powder, and you can feed it when the temperature is moderate."

Tang Chen responded, and Jin Youqian yelled towards the door again, "By the way, I have already changed his diaper. He got up early today. Dad, remember to put him to sleep later."

"Understood." Tang Chen felt that he, as a father, was not as capable as his elder son.

Only then did Jin Youqian go to school in peace.

Jin Qin wanted to hug Tang Chen tenderly, but he slapped him away, "You are such a toad yawning."

"What do you mean?"

"What a big breath."

"..."

Seeing him go out, Jin Qin hurriedly chased after him, but his wife actually detested him, can this be tolerated?

can.

Jin Qin looked at the table knife he was holding, smiled and signaled that he had something to say.

"Hurry up and wash up."

Jin Qin had to do so, and when he came out, he saw him feeding Youcai.

Seeing the warm picture of their mother and child, Jin Qin also wanted to go, but was stopped by Tang Chen.

"Where to stay cool."

Sitting opposite them, Jin Qin felt aggrieved, and suddenly heard his son fart, he asked in surprise, "Can my son fart so loudly?"

"He wore flared trousers."

"..."

Is it the speaker as I understand it?

In the afternoon, Jin Youqian came back to chat with Tang Chen. While chatting, Jin Youqian said, "Daddy, I'm 180 tall. When I was shopping, a sister thought I was an adult and wanted to leave me WeChat. I rolled up my sleeves. Said, I don't have a mobile phone, I only have a small genius phone watch."

"Pfft..." Tang Chen sprayed tea all over Jin Qin's face.

"Cough...cough...but...then what?"

Jin Youqian said with a smile: "Then she blushed and walked away in embarrassment."

"Tut tsk tsk," Jin Qin raised his eyebrows, and said proudly to Tang Chen, "See, my son has my demeanor back then, and he catches everyone's attention."

Tang Chen took a sip of tea calmly, "I didn't know that you have a strong taste, and you specialize in attracting people's attention."

"..."

Tang Chen stretched, and Jin Youqian quickly inserted a toothpick into the cut fruit, and handed it to Tang Chen.

Tang Chen enjoyed it as he should.

Seeing that the time was up, Jin Youqian put Youcai in Jin Qin's arms, got up and walked towards the kitchen, and prepared three dishes and one soup in a short while.

Jin Youqian scooped up a bowl of soup first, stirred it with a spoon to enjoy the coolness, and then placed it in front of Tang Chen, and then sandwiched the ribs into Tang Chen's bowl.

Jin Youqian is used to these things.

And why he did this was trained by Jin Qin.

However, Jin Youqian is also voluntary.

Because he kept in mind one thing, that is, the scene where the elder dad told him that the younger dad almost died on the operating table in order to give birth to them.

When he remembered, he swore secretly that he would not let his little dad suffer any hardship.

As Jin Qin got older, he started to be lazy, and when he was lazy, he would order his eldest son, and the eldest son was also sensible and not rebellious, without any complaints, instead he took good care of Tang Chen and Jin Youcai.

Every time he saw this, Jin Qin sighed, Lao Jin's family's genes are so good, so biu special, it is worthy of Lao Tzu's seed.

On Sunday, the family went shopping.

Tang Chen suddenly felt sour water gushing from his stomach, and couldn't hold back and vomited on the ground. Several foreigners looked at him immediately.

In order not to lose the face of the people of the country, Tang Chen wittily said: "Ba Ga."

Everyone: "..."

Jin Qin patted him on the back, "Go to the hospital to have a look."

"Don't go."

"why?"

"I'm afraid I'll get pregnant again after the test."

Jin Qin was happy, "Isn't it okay to be pregnant?"

Those foreigners were still staring at them, Tang Chen took out a few pieces of paper, Jin Youqian took it and squatted on the ground, wiped it clean and threw it into the trash can without any distaste.

Tang Chen sighed, and pinched Jin Qin's waist, "Look, your son is more capable than you."

"I hold the rich ones, otherwise I can too."

Tang Chen rolled his eyes at him and walked forward.

"Hey, what kind of eyes do you have? Do you think I'm not good enough for you?"

Jin Qin chattered for a long time, but Tang Chen didn't even look at him extraneously.

Jin Qin was wronged, but Jin Qin had to say it.

He was about to complain to his elder son, but his elder son slipped away just as he was about to speak.

Really aggrieved, Jin Qin looked at the youngest son in his arms.

After talking to him for a long time, the youngest son didn't understand, and let him fart a lot.

"..."

"By the way, you haven't answered me yet, what if you did?"

Jin Qin grabbed Tang Chen and stuffed his youngest son to him.

Jin Youqian was afraid that he would be tired, so he took it quickly.

Seeing that the youngest son didn't even have any warmth in his wife's arms for 3 minutes, Jin Qin looked at Jin Youqian dissatisfied, "He is your father, so I am not your father? How do you treat him differently?"

Jin Youqian hugged his younger brother and didn't turn back, "Didn't you ask me to take care of my little dad?"

"..." shouted at each other.

Jin Qin looked at Tang Chen, who gave him a middle finger.

"..."

Thinking of something, Jin Qin embraced Tang Chen, leaned into his ear and asked in a low voice, "Are you pregnant?"

"how could I know."

"definitely is."

"It's an egg."

"To be precise, it's a fertilized egg."

"..."

Tang Chen rubbed his stomach, frowned slightly and said, "I don't dare to use a cute baby as my profile picture anymore, for fear that others will think I gave birth again."

"do not be afraid."

"You're not afraid, it's not your birth." Tang Chen stomped on him, and walked forward angrily.

Jin Qin looked blank, did he say the wrong thing again?

A few people went to the buffet.

Jin Youqian said in a low voice, "There is a trick to eating the buffet."

"What's the trick?" Tang Chen asked curiously.

Jin Youqian glanced left and right, and said, "My classmate told me that you can't just eat meat, if you can't get back your money, you have to eat seafood."

When Tang Chen and Jin Qin heard this, they were overjoyed, "It seems to be the truth."

However, the next two of them saw Jin Youqian crazily eating four catties of kelp.

Not only does the boss look stupid, but they also look stupid.

On the way home, Jin Qin took a deep breath and said, "The tuba is useless, why don't we practice the trumpet."

Tang Chen looked at the eldest son who was overfed, and said in a dilemma: "Why don't we rescue him."

As soon as the words fell, the eldest son stumbled with his left foot and fell to the ground with his right foot.

Tang Chen: "..."

Jin Qin: "..."

Jin Qin swallowed, and asked in surprise: "It's all like this, are you sure you want to rescue him?"

Tang Chen sighed, "Pretend I didn't say anything."

Jin Youqian struggled to get up, patted the dust on his body, turned his head and saw his parents staring at him with strange eyes, he was stunned, "Why are you looking at me with such eyes, I have money on my face?"

No one got back to him.

Seeing his parents walking and sighing, Jin Youqian felt baffled.

On this day, Jin Qin asked Tang Chen: "If you were given [-] to quit smoking, would you quit?"

"If who?"

"..."

"Daughter-in-law." Jin Qin held Tang Chen's face in his hands.

"Ok?"

"Why don't we go to the hospital."

"I'm not sick, tell me your question again."

Jin Qin kissed him hard and said, "I said, if I give you [-] to quit smoking, will you quit?"

This time he was smart enough not to say what if.

Tang Chen thought about it carefully, and said, "Is there still time to learn to smoke?"

"..."

Jin Qin pulled him into his lap and hugged him, "Don't even think about it, smoking is not good for the baby."

"Which baby are you talking about?"

"This in the stomach."

"I checked, no."

Jin Qin's eyes were full of disappointment, "Really?"

Tang Chen slapped him on the face, "I lied to you, you are a dog."

"..."

The daughter-in-law is so naughty, sorry.

Jin Qin threw him on the big bed, "Then let's make a man, trust my husband, we will see the result in a month."

"See Nimabi, if you want to give birth to yourself, I will die of pain, seal my belly, no birth!"

"If I could have given birth, I would have given birth."

Jin Qin shamelessly released the smell of pheromone to seduce Tang Chen.

The two had long been familiar with each other's pheromones. When the fir-flavored pheromones permeated, Tang Chen softened his body and let him do whatever he wanted.

The strong scent of the early sun and the domineering scent of fir are intertwined and blended together, creating an ambiguous and charming atmosphere. Just when it is about to come to fruition, there is a loud knock on the door.

"Daddy, Youcai is crying and looking for you, I can't help it!"

Tang Chen was about to get up after hearing this, but Jin Qin had no choice but to shoot, how could he let him go easily.

Forcibly pressing him on the bed, Jin Qin said in a low voice, "Come with me first before leaving."

"I only give you three seconds."

"..."

"I'm not a fast guy, three seconds is not enough." Jin Qin said aggrievedly.

Tang Chen didn't bother to care about him, the three seconds were up, he pushed him off the bed, and walked towards the door while arranging his clothes.

Jin Qin stared at the door resentfully, forgetting her husband after having a son.

Looking down to between the legs, Jin Qin patted on seeing the big brother who was still a pillar of support, "Don't worry about it, the flesh is flying!"

For a while, he didn't pay attention to controlling the strength, and his hands were a bit heavy, and the next second he covered his crotch and rolled on the bed.

A month later.

Tang Chen suffered from lethargy, getting up later and later every day, and his appetite was poor, and his weight dropped sharply. Because of the lessons learned from the past, Jin Qin did not expect to be pregnant, and only thought that he was getting thinner due to illness.

He was so scared that he hurriedly took someone to the hospital for an examination, but the doctor said that he was pregnant.

The moment Tang Chen heard that she was pregnant, Tang Chen picked up the bench and threw it at Jin Qin. Jin Qin dodged with his head in his arms, but he knew something was wrong as soon as he hid. Please forgive me.

The two of them were so emotional that they forgot that they were still in the consulting room for a moment. The doctor stared blankly and didn't dare to move for a long time.

This Omega is as good as the one in his family, no, it is better.

It's so fierce.

After the two returned home, Tang Chen kept ignoring him.

Jin Qin waited on him fearfully, fearing that if he got angry, he would suffer bloodshed.

"I don't want it anymore." After a long time, Tang Chen calmed down, and finally said bluntly.

Jin Qin was silent for a moment, holding his hand cautiously, seeing that he was not resisting, he clenched it boldly, "Daughter-in-law, I respect your decision."

Hearing what he said, Tang Chen finally calmed down a little. After frowning and pondering, he said, "But it's another little life, I can't bear it."

"Then live."

"I don't want to have a baby."

"Then it won't happen."

"Can't you be a little assertive?"

"Can you...?"

"..."

Tang Chen took a deep breath and resisted the urge to slap him to death.

"I'm already fat. I really miss the time when I was thin. At that time, I was only six and a half catties."

Jin Qin: "..." You dare to say even your newborn weight.